Uchiha is at it again!

Hashirama was very angry.

He thought about many competitors, including Gilgamesh, Enkidu, and Saiki Kusuo, but he never expected to be another self.

Ugh, I'm going to commit suicide!

"How do I see Hashirama in this world is much more attractive, why, they have the same face."

Que Yu was not lost when he was pressed by Uchiha Madara on the shoulder, he was thinking with a frown, his Hokage's coquettish and crying expression swirled in his mind, and finally got the answer suddenly in a daze: "Could it be that this is Husband's special bonus?"

"no!"

Hashirama hiccupped in fright, and dashed forward, fearing that Queyou would awaken some terrible potential, he quickly vetoed it loudly: "It's definitely because he is too old! I'm only in my 20s, and he might be in his 60s, [-]s, or [-]s." !"

How old is four, five, and sixty?

"Besides, isn't he a husband? If he can, I can too!"

Hashirama squeezed Uchiha Madara away, and grabbed Queyou's hands with lingering fear in his hands: "I am the Senju Hashirama who likes you, and I am the one who wants to be with you. Why did you say that I came first?" What I want is him!"

Super wronged!Knock Mori!If you dare to say that he is good-looking again, I will cry for you!

Uchiha Madara turned his head stiffly.

Uchiha Obito turned his head stiffly.

So the ninjas saw that Wajian immediately hugged Kazuma who was carrying the talisman paper with him, and Tokaima held down Quanna's hand that wanted to grab the long knife in his father's hand, and Itama mustered up his courage and stood tremblingly until the murderous aura materialized In front of the Madara Great Demon King, Fujian faced Uedajima, and Keiko and Risa faced each other.

"Ruined."

I don't know which ninja said stupidly: "It seems that the fourth ninja war is about to break out over there."

"...It really should be the first ninja war over there."

"I don't know... Is this the point?"

"But isn't Master Mito the spouse of the first generation of Hokage? He actually said that he likes that big brother Uchiha Madara."

"Cheat?"

"But that's Uchiha Madara's big brother... As expected of Hokage-sama, he's so courageous."

Beep, beep, beep.

Senju Hiken remained indifferent, and seized this opportunity to assist Nine-Tails Jinchuriki and Uchiha's orphans, and uncovered the nine-tailed beasts in Ten-tailed Jinchuriki's body.

"It's a big taboo to lose your mind on the battlefield, kid."

30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, Qianshou Fan looked down at the ten-tailed Jinzhuri who had just appeared in disbelief, and mocked indifferently: "Didn't your teacher teach you?"

Facing Uchiha Obito's angrily eyes, Senju Mori hummed, remembering the conversation with his elder brother before.

"——Uchiha can really resist not joining?"

Qianshou Feijian asked questions from the heart.Zhu Jian was stopped by the question, and rubbed his chin in distress: "It's really hard to say, after all, Que You loves my brother so much."

And the next thing we have to deal with is his brother.

After thinking about it, Zhujian made a heartbroken decision: "Let's do this, I'll stop him."

"You said you couldn't beat him."

"Hmm~ um~ You don't understand this, you can't be tough when dealing with Uchiha, you have to use skills and tricks."

Speaking of what he is best at, Hashirama proudly shook his index finger and raised his tail: "As long as we talk about feelings, Uchiha is very easy to talk, so as long as I say later that I like him, hug him and let him go." If he has to give a result, he will be entangled by me and unable to make a move, and he can also attract Madara's attention, Tobima, you have to seize the opportunity!"

At that time, there was only one feeling in Qianshoufei, that is, my brother was finally reliable for a while!Thank you for sacrificing so much for us.

Now... Qianshou Feijian began to suspect that this was just a set up by the elder brother to prevent him from dragging his feet. This confession is too realistic!Saying that you lied to Uchiha is actually lying to me, right!

This guy has been very good!

"I'm not married yet. Where did the cheating come from? I have nothing to do with the head of the Uzumaki clan!"

Hashirama frowned unhappily: "If you talk nonsense again, I will be impolite."

"Qianju Zhujian, do you think I don't exist?"

Uchiha Madara put his shoulders on his shoulders sadly, and Hashirama turned his head dissatisfied: "Hey Madara! Don't interrupt me, this is the critical time, we will be a family soon!"

"Who wants to be a family with you, a gambler!"

Uchiha Madara is like the vicious queen in the story, forcefully breaking off Hashirama's fingers, who knows that Hashirama looked at him with wide eyes, with a face of shock that it would be unreasonable for you not to do business: "Madara, don't you still have something to do?" Do you want to do it?"

"..."

Uchiha Madara couldn't do any swearing, so he could only turn his head to look at his elder brother: "Brother, this guy has no advantages at all other than being able to fight, let alone other things-in the marriage between Senju Zhuma and Mito, he He is not a qualified husband!"

It's okay to be friends and brothers, but it's not good to be lovers!

"Madara, you can't compare me with another life of mine!"

Hashirama couldn't believe it: "How can there be two identical people in the world, just like there are no two identical leaves in the world, how can you be so firm that I will not be a suitable and excellent lover!"

"Thousand-hand Bamboo, you are shameless!"

Madara's roar came from afar.

"Is this your confession, Hashirama."

Queyou lowered his eyes and sighed in disappointment: "I've been waiting for you to plan for so many days, is this just a few words?"

"No, I clearly planned to confess my confession under the fireworks at the end of the summer festival. I thought about it well. It's a long paragraph——no, how do you know that I've been planning for several days?"

Zhu Jian's voice of grievance and explanation stopped abruptly, he blinked, and before Que You could answer, he remembered that night.

That night, he got drunk for the first time in his life, that night, he had no memory after waking up, that night, that, that night, he actually said everything right!

Hashirama cried out with a 'woof'.

The surprise I arranged was never there in the first place! !

"Be good, be good, it's just that the time has been advanced, and I haven't received any surprises."

Chosu hugged the dejected large dog, and winked at Madara Uchiha who was sulking, telling him to leave it alone and continue to do his own thing.

joke!My elder brother is about to be snatched away, my brother is going to become my sister-in-law, my elder brother is still protecting this idiot from letting me teach him a lesson, why am I still in the mood to beat the tailed beast? !

Uchiha Madara was so furious, he looked at the gossip crowd who had their hearts taken away, not only his eyes were warm, but the nine beasts were also whispering in a volume that anyone could hear.

This world is false and wrong.

Uchiha Madara suddenly realized.

Only unlimited monthly reading can save everything!

Hashirama's head hung limply on Que Yu's shoulder, and behind him, Madara Uchiha was killing.

Uchiha Madara, who got serious, kicked Senju Hashirama and ran to poke Senju Tobiza. After stabbing Senju Tobiza with a black stick, he went to stab Uchiha Sasuke. Only Samsara Eye, summoned a heretic idol and pulled back the nine-tailed beasts that had just been released, turned into Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, and then stabbed Uchiha Obito.

Oh, the last one was done by Hei Jue, so he won't be able to settle the score afterwards.

At this time, I have to ask a question, what is the most powerful ninjutsu in the world?

——Mouth escape.

When Uchiha Obito was stabbed out and nine tailed beasts were lying on the ground because of his confession, he decided to die with a one-for-one exchange to bring the dead back to life, so weak and helpless, he was stabbed by the hacker.

Obito Uchiha, who was still in a bitter love scene just now, lay on the ground and yelled out, and was gouged out by the elusive Heijue: "Brother!! Izumi-san!! Hit this dead bastard - woo woo woo The old man gouged my eyes, and Brother Ban is the most gentle..."

"For a while, I don't know whether to complain about your full temper or whether Uchiha Madara is the most gentle."

Hatake Kakashi complained helplessly: "In short, I am not the one who was beaten."

"Oh, thanks for the reminder, brother! And this Kakashi—"

Uchiha Obito howled: "Hit him, he said bad things about Brother Ban!"

"With soil?!"

"Accept the punishment, Kakashi."

Obito Uchiha closed his left eye, coughed a few times with a hoarse voice: "No one is allowed to speak ill of my Brother Ban!"

Except, of course, some old man returning to his youth.

"It's you who said bad things about me, Brother Ban?"

Putting a hand on Hatake Kakashi's shoulder, the white-haired man didn't look back stiffly, a drop of cold sweat slid down his face: "Then what, we have something to talk about..."

"We have nothing to say."

Quan Nai looked critically at the man with dead fish eyes, and put on a bright and disgusted expression: "Is Obito's eyes given to you?"

"Brother Quanna...your eyes hurt..."

Uchiha Obito hummed like a child, and Madara squatted down one step at a time: "Hold on, who brings medicine after the summer festival... I'll just say you're an idiot, and it doesn't make people feel at ease."

"QAT"

"Uchiha's Sharingan cannot be left outside."

Tajima casually decided the next thing: "Madara, Kazuma, Quanna, dig out his Sharingan."

Hatake Kakashi instinctively took a step back, trembling with fear.

"Uncle Tajima!"

Uchiha Obito raised his strength and yelled, panting: "Sharingan...it's a gift from me to Kakashi, I'm going to die, so give it to him..."

"Death? Do you think this is what you say you can die if you want to die?"

Madara raised her chin in the direction of her elder brother and signaled: "With the two of them here, do you think you can die?"

"...By the way, Big Brother is really with Hokage?"

Obito Uchiha bluntly changed the subject: "Should I change my name to Naruto-sama?"

"Then can I be called the Uchiha patriarch's sister-in-law?"

Tomona said coolly, and reluctantly shut up under Madara's gentle fist gesture, watching the Uchihas gather around Hatake Kakashi and start discussing the matter of eye transplantation.

When Uchiha Madara began to implement unlimited monthly reading, the Uchihas began to guess the sword to determine the candidate for the main knife. Senshou was amazed at Uchiha's attitude of transplanting Sharingan at will.

Can the Sharingan mechanical parts be disassembled and replaced?

You mean the Uchiha patriarch?

It's hopeless, I gave up, and I have established a relationship in front of the jumping pig, is it useful to drag me back?Why bother to find yourself unhappy, don't you see that Yizhen and Wajian are also in a good relationship?

As for the rest, the relationship between the eldest brother and Queyou is settled, and then... Fei Jian glanced at Quan Nai vaguely, and just met Quan Nai's somewhat complicated eyes, and the moment the two eyes met, they retracted as if they were electrocuted The sight, the heart is beating fast.

He is watching me secretly!He actually peeked at me like a little girl!This contrast...

The two held back their itchy noses, wow, it was a little sensational.

At this moment, the infinite monthly reading finally started.

The moon turned blood-red, except for the four Hokages who were reincarnated from the dirt, and the person whose light was blocked by Susanoo, all fell into a false but dream-come-true dream.

Uchiha Madara just smiled when a black palm pierced his heart.

"Heijue...you..."

He struggled to speak out the name of the attacker. Of course he knew that Hei Jue had evil intentions and had been on guard against him all the time, but at the moment when the multi-year plan finally came true, he still relaxed his vigilance.

"Bango!"

"spot!"

He heard a few exclamations, and lost consciousness the next second.

Should Heijue be happy?

He is naturally happy, because of Uchiha's arrogance and arrogance, he has achieved his current success. So what if Uchiha Queyou is strong? Didn't he let him sneak attack Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara, Otsutsuki Hamura gave Indra What about the yin and yang power of Asura's Chakra reincarnation, he still managed to revive his mother and rule the world again.

The beautiful lady appeared in the air instead of Madara Uchiha, with snow-white skin, blood-red lips, indifferent expression with some sadness, quietly, floating——

felt threatened.

To be precise, the divinity in her body feels the threat from a higher level world, and the gods are attached to the world, not to mention that Kaguya Otsutsuki is just a half-god whose thinking has been adversely affected by the fruit of the sacred tree.

Uchiha's murderous aura was precisely wrapped around her body, Otsutsuki Kaguya did not act rashly, both sides were watching, until the white eyes suddenly stopped when they saw the two male protagonists.

Her chakra-taking children...

Maternal love makes people blind, and hatred also makes people blind. The fusion of the two strong emotions made Kaguya Otsuki forget his instinctive fear. He used Huangquan Hirasaka to come behind the two male protagonists, and pinched them after they turned around. dropped the chin—

Tears fell.

Uzumaki Naruto: ...we haven't said anything about being molested, why are you crying? ?The roles are reversed!

"When Kaguya Otsutsuki saw you, she thought of her children, she is very kind, right?"

The blackness spread from her hands and covered the two of them: "Sealed by her own child, what a poor mother."

"Poor? Pooh."

Queyou couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hey, did you hear that? What a ridiculous joke--me, this is the first time I know that Heijue can tell jokes so well!"

Madara frowned suspiciously: "Brother, who are you talking to?"

"Thank you, me."

The boy who was reincarnated from the dirt came out and smiled slightly: "Heijue, I also want to thank you for paving the way for my plan for so many years. Thanks to you, my plan can go so smoothly."

"Varied--"

"It's very simple. My participation in another world, the resurrection of a large number of dead, Madara's Infinity Tsukiyomi, your betrayal, and Otsutsuki Kaguya's resurrection are all in my plan."

Uchiha Chosuke, who was resurrected in his dead form, said tauntingly, "Kurozai, when you played with Madara and clapped your hands, you would never have imagined that you would be played around by a guy who had died a long time ago."