Uchiha is at it again!

Senju Bashima walked into the residence with Uchiha Chosuke in his arms, and carefully placed him on the big soft bed.

Despite his careful movements, he still woke up the Uchiha patriarch whose soul and body had already joined together. He opened his eyes in bewilderment, stared at Hashirama blankly, and wondered why this person looked so familiar.

This wheat-colored skin, black and long straight hair, tall, um, um...

Among the people he knew, those who were black and straight were also black...

"Pillar?"

Before Zhu Jian could say anything, he rubbed against the pillow and fell asleep again: "Good night, Zhu Jian..."

"……Good night."

Uchiha Sparrow slept for two days. In two days, Ereshkigal was attacked, Gilgamesh was angered by Enkidu, and Senjujuma was hunted down by the two together. Chi Gorgon declared war, and Jin Gu and Enkidu met.

The encounter between the first machine and the second machine can be described as a historic moment. Jin Gu and Enkidu fought in the dark, the sun and the moon were dark, the golden light streaked across the sky and broke the earth, and Gilgamesh kicked Merlin to make him Add status to Enkidu, cheating aboveboard.

Merlin: "...I may be the worst servant ever."

Merlin: "I beg you to be human! I am also a heroic spirit who is qualified to be crowned. Do you think that majestic court magicians have no human rights?!"

Gilgamesh: "No."

Fujimaru Tachika: "No."

Roman: "No."

Merlin: "0vQ, you guys are clearly trying to aggravate the plot of my squatting at home, you cruel and vicious people, goodbye, goodbye, don't even think about seeing me for limited summoning—"

Anna, who made the shot, tied the Half-Blood Nightmare with chains indifferently: "Catch it, don't even think about running away from work, Merlin."

Merlin: _(:з」∠)_

The battle ended with Jin Gu leaving in embarrassment.

"Aren't you going to leave him?"

Li Xiang asked Enkidu who had returned, and Enkidu clutched his arm being repaired, stunned for a moment, and laughed: "Master, you think too highly of me, my chains are the strongest bondage for the gods, right? The existence of divinity is just an ordinary chain. And, if I guess correctly, the magic heart of another me is the Holy Grail we are looking for-although the summoned me has a homeland and popularity bonus, but the value is limited No more than he who surpassed my heyday."

Fujimaru Tachika suddenly realized and nodded: that is to say, Jin Gu has no divinity... Jin Gu has no divinity? !Wait, why, it's unreasonable!

"Okay, let's go find that ninja to learn from each other."

Enkidu turned the repaired arm in satisfaction, Li Xiang: "Uh, this is just the end of a battle, it doesn't matter if you don't take a break?"

"It's okay, Master, thank you for your concern."

Enkidu said to him: "My body won't feel tired, it's better to say that proper sparring is the pastime for me."

So Brother Hashirama was chosen by you?

Fujimaru Tachika was speechless, and could only look at Enkidu's back and pray silently for Brother Hashirama. I tried my best, Brother Hashirama, please survive Enkidu's hand.

Senshou Bashirama: QAQ? !Lixiang, you can try harder!Aww!

None of this has anything to do with Uchiha Sparrow.

He fell asleep after being revived, and fell asleep on the ground after entering the space. He didn't even know that the clock in the space had started to move, and the 'tick tock' was like the countdown to the arrival of the god of death.

He woke up beautifully.

"..."

"Qieyou, you're awake, how are you feeling? Are you hungry? Thirsty, I'll pour you a glass of water—"

Hei Changzhi looked at him with some surprise, some grievance, and some joy for the rest of his life, chattering endlessly.

Uchiha Queyu closed his eyes and refused to admit the reality: "Impossible, I am still dreaming, it is absolutely impossible for Hashirama to appear in Uruk, absolutely impossible to appear in front of me, this is a dream, I just like I just dreamed about this fool like I did before!"

Yes, that's right, that's it, so when I open my eyes again, I will wake up from the dream——

He opened his eyes, and Senshou Zhuma stared at him eagerly.

"...ah...it's over."

Queyou put one hand on his forehead: "It's not a hallucination... I thought it was a dream before, but now it's all right, the Uchiha clan leader and Hokage both disappeared, and I will definitely be interrogated three times after I go back."

"……what."

Senju Bashirama thought about it dully, he had been beaten for two days and he forgot that he seemed to have come here during work. He skipped work and disappeared, and his companion was the Uchiha patriarch who had always held evil intentions against him. What do you think? It's all like—

elopement.

Regardless of how excited the appearance of these two words made him, the result represented by these two words made his hair black, and his head fell against the bedside and began to sink.

"It will die, it will definitely die."

"Yeah, absolutely dead."

Queyou agreed, with a look of lovelessness on his face.

"I don't want this anymore, Queyou, do you feel uncomfortable?"

Hashirama shook his head, getting out of the depressed state, being chased after returning back is something to worry about later, the most important thing now is Que Yu's body, who knows if there will be hidden dangers in the resurrection of human beings after death?Queyou is not a native resident of this world.

"Have."

Queyou stretched out his hand: "My hands are cold."

"!"

"Headache."

"!!"

"And I can't feel my legs."

"!!! Hold back and say QAQ, let me have a look!"

"--Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Queyou laughed, and Hashirama, who was in a hurry to get angry, realized that he had been tricked. He rarely looked at Queyou with a straight face, his eyes were heavy and unable to see emotions, Queyou's laughter gradually stopped, and he held his head Not afraid at all: "Why, are you angry?"

"How can you make such a joke? Do you know it's too much?"

"I didn't expect you to be so easily fooled. Is it the decline in judgment caused by lack of sleep? How long have you not slept? Could it be that you have been with me all the time?"

Senshou Zhujian, who had dark circles under his eyes, lowered his voice: "...I can't sleep."

As long as he falls asleep, he will be awakened by fright. He frantically touches Queyou's wrist. Only when he feels the warm temperature and strong pulse can he feel at ease and be sure that Queyou's resurrection is not his dream.

Only then did Queyou feel a little guilty, and stretched out his hand to comfort the frightened big golden (?) hair: "It's hard work, my Hokage-sama has been with me, I didn't expect this accident, did you scare you?" ?”

"I was scared to death."

Hashirama grabbed his hand, and he couldn't forget the coldness and stiffness of the past: "You can't do this nonsense anymore, if you do this again, I'll go back and complain to Madara!"

"Come on, don't spread the ridiculous and embarrassing experience of your sudden death. If Heijue finds out, he will definitely ask me to protest and end my current leisurely life. Hashirama, you have the heart to look at me Facing karoshi again?"

Queyou rested his chin on one hand, trying to make his eyes moist, watery and glistening, and pitiful: "Don't you love me? We have been brothers for more than 20 years. We are brothers and sisters. You really want to do this Are you cruel to me QVQ?"

"...No, I love you, I love you the most, we are brothers who have been friends for more than 20 years."

Gritting his teeth, Zhu Jian emphasized the last two words. Que You tried his best to maintain his expression, but failed. He let out a muffled laugh, pulled out his hands to hug the pillow and buried his face in it until his whole body trembled.

Hashirama lost his momentum, and lowered his head dejectedly: "Stop laughing..."

"Hoohoo...hahahahahahaha..."

Queyou even let go and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Hashirama, you are so interesting, I really like you so much hahahaha!"

You explained that you are a tall and heroic man. How can the characteristics of a child be integrated so naturally and harmoniously in him, which makes people love him.

"Hahahahaha cough cough cough..."

Queyou laughed so hard that he coughed, he wiped away the tears from his laughter, and lifted the quilt with one hand: "Come up."

Qianshou Zhujian: "??!!" Shocked, what kind of fairy development is this?

"Why, don't you want to sleep together?"

Queyou raised his eyebrows.Pretending to sigh with regret: "That's it, forget it, I'm still alone—"

A black figure jumped up quickly, hugged his waist boldly, Queyou looked at the wheat-colored chest in front of him, pulled the arm on his waist, Qianshou Zhujian closed his eyes and said bluntly: "I fell asleep gone."

"..."

"I'm asleep."

"You rascal."

Queyou hugged the young man's body, which was a little stronger than him, and leaned his head against his chest, listening to the gradually speeding up heartbeat, with a smile in his eyes: "Heartbeat is speeding up, little boy, why is the heartbeat speeding up?"

"...Don't you know why my heart beats so fast, Queyou?"

Zhujian murmured in a low voice, and Queyou heard what he said: "Know? What do I know? I don't know anything."

He smiled: "What do I know, what should I know, it all depends on you, Hashirama."

Hashirama's arms tightened.

"Yes, everything is up to you to decide."

The scumbag's voice became low and seductive: "Whether you can lure me to take that step depends on your efforts."

"I don't know when I can let you take that step, but there is no doubt that you, Queyou, are a vicious, excellent hunter that people love and hate."

A voice from Zhujian came from above his head: "And I am your prey."

"so what?"

"--Congratulations."

The young man replied: "Your prey has taken the bait willingly."

※※※

That being said, Hashirama insists on not regressing in one area.

"—You can't deprive me of my right to work!"

Queyou argued loudly with Zhujian, and Zhujian firmly took the clay board from Queyou's hand: "No, you sent yourself to the underworld when I was away, and now I am here, I can no longer allow this kind of thing If it happens, leave these things to me.”

"Then what do I do?"

"rest."

Queyou immediately looked at him in shock, as if he had done some unforgivable crime: "You are a dictator! I don't agree, I want to protest, hey, hey! What are you doing, don't think I dare not beat you You! Hey! Let me go!"

Qianshou Zhujian carried Queyou on his shoulders: "Don't move around."

"Help me read the document, can you understand cuneiform?"

"With the help of Chaldea's translator, it's okay."

"—Thousand-armed pillar room."

Queyou grabbed the clothes on Qianshou Zhujian's back, and gritted his teeth: "I take back my previous thoughts - you are not a prey, you were born to defeat me."

Hashirama remained unmoved: "Thank you for your attention, it is my honor to receive such an evaluation from the Uchiha patriarch."

I kill you--

"Queyou? What are you playing with?"

The black cat stopped scratching the scratching post, and stared at the sound with its ears pricked up.

"Enkidu—"

Queyou rushed out with an 'ow' sound, Enkidu hugged Queyou, patted him on the back and rushed to the pillar with a smile, no matter how ironic he was.

Thousands of Hands: "..."

Qianshou Zhujian scratched his face.

"Enkidu, I miss you so much~"

Queyou said coquettishly, Enkidu saw that he was half a head lower than Queyou, and became as tall as him: "Me too, I miss you very much, but how can you mess around with Jill? No Do you know next time?"

"Why do you say that, it's just an accident this time."

Queyou muttered unhappily, seeing Hashirama who had been thrown away by him, he pulled Enkidu and introduced to him: "Enkidu, this is Qianshouzhujian, my good brother."

【噗嗤

Qianshouzhujian heard the sound of an arrow in the heart.

"I know, he is a very skilled human being."

Enkidu's green eyes seemed to be rippling with shattered light: "I enjoyed the fight these days, um, so it's your good brother."

【噗嗤

Qianshou Zhujian covered his heart tremblingly.

No... stop quickly, stop emphasizing these two words, the prey also has human rights.

the next day.

Zhujian held the clay board: "Queyou, I don't understand here..."

Enkidu knocked on the door and said, "Queyou, throw the supply of magic power to Jill, let's go to the north wall to compete to see who hunts the most monsters!"

Queyou stood up in a 'bass': "Take a good walk and see you in Zhujian later."

Column: "..."

Hashirama: "Sakyu, shall we sleep together at night?"

Enkidu blinked: "We haven't slept together for a long time, Choyo, shall we sleep with Jill tonight?"

Queyou replied in seconds: "Okay!"

In an instant, Qianshou Zhujian overturned the vinegar vat that had been accumulated for a day.