Uchiha is at it again!

"Ugh."

Hashirama sighed at the document, the Uchiha brothers were too defensive against people, and he insisted that there would be no Uchiha patriarch wherever Senju Hashirama appeared, and there would be absolutely no place where Uchiha patriarch appeared, even though he I had predicted this outcome before...

Ah - I can't think about it anymore, I have to hurry up and deal with work to see Que Yu.

Senju Bashima slapped his face hard to cheer himself up, Madara and Quanna will also have omissions, maybe they will find a chance to meet someone today?

He thought optimistically.

"Get out of the way, idiot!"

A black figure suddenly sprang out from the window behind him, pulled him away and rolled into the room.Hashirama supported the table to stabilize his body, blinked, and saw the Uchiha clan leader he was still thinking about just now appeared in front of him, squatting under the window with a vigilant expression like a thief, not knowing what he was planning.

"You are……"

Under Queyou's frantic booing gestures, Hashirama swallowed the question.

Que Yu pressed against the wall and held his breath. In his perception, the chakra belonging to Quanna was approaching, and would soon reach the Hokage downstairs.His eyes wandered around looking for a place to hide, but Hokage's office was very poor, and he could see the whole picture at a glance.

……

Fuck!I'm hiding in a place with no advantage!To be caught!

Queyou looked around frantically in a cold sweat, looked up and down until he spotted the Hokage hat on the table, "Qiangqiang~", a brilliant idea was born in his mind.

"boom!"

Quanna slapped the door angrily. Before, he would knock on the door for Hokage for the sake of his elder brother and Bange, but now, all he can think about is his hatred for his elder brother who was kicked at the door by him. Not into steel.

Brother!Wake up!He is not a good person in Senshou Zhujian!He has plans for you, but you should be a little vigilant, stay away from him, don't go up to him like a fool!

However, in Hokage's office, there are only poor patriarch Senshou and endless official affairs, without his idiot brother.

Uchiha Izumi: ...

Uchiha Izumi: What about people? ? ?

Senju Zhuma sent away Uchiha Quanna who was in a rage in a few words, clasped his hands on the table and sighed regretfully, was startled by Quanna who suddenly returned to open the door, clutching his heart and gasping for breath: "Open the door suddenly Scared me! Is there anything else?"

"No, nothing."

Uchiha Quanna quickly confirmed that there was nowhere to hide in Hokage's office, and squinted his eyes with a smile: "Since the big brother Madara is not here, I will tell the truth, Senju Hashirama, I don't doubt your perseverance and ability , because the current alliance and the construction of Konoha are the best evidence."

The hard work of more than ten years has fully proved how difficult Senju Zhuma is.

"Quenna, did you think so? I'm a little embarrassed to be so sure."

Hashirama was overjoyed, and rubbed his hands: "It's not too late, let's discuss your latest—"

"but!"

Quan Nai made a sharp turn, her smile darkened, and she gripped the doorknob tightly with a trace of black air: "Our persistence will also not change, you understand what I mean, Senshou Bashirama."

"..."

Hashirama's froze smiling face slowly lost his smile, he lowered his head, clasped his hands on his forehead and fell into depression: "Oh..."

Quan Nai sneered twice, closed the door and left.

This time he didn't make any surprise attacks, Hokage-sama was still growing mushrooms in depression, the Hokage hat on the table moved, revealing a gap, a cat's claw sneaked out, and patted on the table I fumbled for something until I came across a writing brush lying beside the hat, and immediately pulled it back into the hat.

Thousand Hands: ...

Senshou Zhujian quickly lifted the hat, and the little black cat was lying on the table, holding the writing brush in its two front paws and holding it up in the air, obviously intending to write and draw in the hat to cause damage.

"Meow?"

The problem is that the little criminal who was caught doing bad things has no self-consciousness of making mistakes at all. He innocently looked up at him and let out a soft cry, full of doubts and puzzles. Arrived and said something.

"You can't do that."

Hashirama sighed helplessly.

"whispering sound."

The little black cat patted the brush away, wagging its tail boredly, and said in a mature male voice: "You are getting more and more boring, Hashirama."

Was it able to speak? !

"Aren't you back to normal? I haven't seen you for days."

Zhu Jian lay down on his arms and said, Que You licked his paws to wash his face, and looked at him with disgust: "You still have the face to say, if I don't come to you, you won't come to see me yourself?"

"But Madara and Quanna are too strict, I can't get into Uchiha at all."

Hashirama looked at Que Yu wiping his face, feeling like he could watch it all day.

"That's right, they don't know what kind of stimulation they have received recently..."

Ah, running away.

Hashirama thought, a little ridiculous.

It turns out that Uchiha also has times when he is unwilling to face the reality. Thinking about it in another direction, he can make Queyou escape from the facts. Does it mean that Queyou also vaguely realized something, which means that he is far more important in Queyou's heart than he thought? more important?

——Otherwise, what he is facing now will be a friendship card of [Sorry, I only treat you as a brother], instead of a cat shaking its ears and pretending that it didn't hear anything just now.

So cute.

Speaking of which, Queyou's transformation into a cat is a human language, so just now...

Queyou moved his nose, turned his head to look at the source of the bloody smell, and Senshou Bashima was wiping his nosebleed with his head up.

Queyou just "meowed" at him!

Fuck it's so exciting!

"—No more fights, no more fights! How could you pass the fight!"

Obito Uchiha was beaten in the training ground, and he was lying on the ground and refused to get up and get beaten again. Madara Uchiha stopped with regret, ending today's violence.

"Brother Ban, do you want to be so ruthless? You are still angry, you are still venting your anger! Look! My eyes are still blue, how can I go back to see people today!"

Obito Uchiha yelled loudly, feeling that he is more fraudulent now than before-he dared to accuse Uchiha Madara!My god, that's Uchiha Madara, the Madara man who decides the result with his fists if he disagrees!Devil!

Well, there is no way, who told him to know how important he is in Brother Ban's heart?It is more important than Konoha, do you know!

"Then stay here, I can't afford it."

"——Brother Ban, you are suddenly so gentle, I am so used to it, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"...The rest time is over, let's continue training."

"? Wait? I just lay down for a minute?"

"Stop talking nonsense."

Uchiha Madara looked at him friendly: "Hurry up and get beaten."

"You don't even hide your purpose!"

Uchiha Obito stared wide-eyed at the frenzied demon king, covered his eyes and rolled on the ground: "Oh! My eyes hurt, mine hurt so much! I must have overused my Sharingan just now!"

Uchiha Madara: "You are covering your left eye."

Uchiha Obito gave a meal, Cong Shanru changed his right eye and continued howling on the ground.

"You haven't learned anything, but brother's acting has learned."

Uchiha Madara was laughed angrily, but he didn't care about the brat.Obito lay on the ground and peeked through the slits of his eyes, heaving a sigh of relief: the alarm is off.

"Bango! There's a kitten on the wall."

cat?There is nothing strange about cats.

As we all know, the most common in the Uchiha tribe is the cat that lazily basks in the sun, licks its fur, steps on its milk, and bites its tail. Therefore, Uchiha Madara really doesn’t know why Uchiha Obito got up nervously and went to He ran behind, he turned his head wondering...! !That's a milk cat!

The milk cat stretched out its fleshy paws tentatively on the top of the wall, and Obito let out an "Aww": "Don't move! Don't move, don't move ancestors, please don't move--ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "

He stretched out his hand and swooped, and the little milk cat was caught by Uchiha Madara.

"..."

Uchiha Obito lay on the ground: "You are so fast."

Uchiha Madara kicked him unceremoniously, held the kitten in his hands like a baby, nervously going back and forth to see if the little guy was injured.

Affected by the briquettes at home, he quite likes creatures like cats. When they are clingy, they can melt people's hearts. When they are not clingy, they are so cold that they don't even give them a look. The ninja cat is very revengeful.

"Where did the kitten come from, why is it so messy, is that a place for you to stay?"

Spotted poked the tip of the kitten's black nose, and the little black cat shook its head and sneezed. Its furry paws patted Spotted's fingers, revealing the small pads under the black fur.

Madara raised her eyebrows: "It's actually pink."

"Wow, really, the color is super pink."

Obito leaned over to marvel, and the milk cat glanced at this idiot brother who was disfigured and suspiciously white, stuck out his pink tongue and poohed.

Obito Uchiha: "...Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I have been disliked by cats a long time ago."

Ban answered smoothly: "After all, cats and dogs are not compatible."

"??"

"It's nothing."

The milk cat kicked its legs to jump down, Madara squatted down and put it (him) on the ground, watched the little black fur ball run away, and turned his head to see Uchiha Obito whose soul was also taken away together.

"It's so cute..."

He held his girl's chin and looked dreamily into the distance: "Even if you can't masturbate a cat, it's not bad to be able to suck it through the air."

"idiot."

Uchiha Madara patted him on the back of the head: "At this time, you are still thinking about cats, so you should be mentally prepared first."

Until the evening, the Uchihas returned home one after another, and the patriarch who mobilized the whole family to find him also appeared in the living room. Uchiha Obito cried bitterly, and finally understood the pity in Brother Bai's eyes.

Yes, Brother Ban hit him, but just because Brother Ban hit him doesn't mean the other brothers hit him!Several brothers plus uncles and aunts teamed up to beat him up!

"Oh! Stop beating, you're going to die, stop beating!"

Obito hugged his head and ran back and forth in the living room with Kamui, crying and hiccupping: "Brother Ban, why did you say everything, bro, put down the dictionary, I beg you, don't use weapons, QAQ! No no no knife too The weapon scabbard is also the weapon Izumi, I was wrong, please save my life!"

He blew out a snot bubble, and shrank behind Queyou weeping: "Wuuuu, brother Queyou is the best..."

"Really? Thanks for the compliment."

Queyou tilted his head slightly, and smiled: "I just prefer the last person to settle accounts slowly."

Obito's eyes darkened, and it felt like the whole world had collapsed.

Hum ... hum, haha ​​ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, which has no place where I have me, no!No!It's all the world's fault, I can't bear it anymore, I'm going to explode, I want to let them know that I, Uchiha Obito, is not easy to mess with——

"Sorry, I realized I was wrong, please forgive me."

Uchiha Obito, a hungry wolf pounced and slid on Dogeza, lowered his head and shouted vigorously: "There is true love in the world, and I will never do it again! Please give me another chance!"

hum.