Uchiha is at it again!

While everyone was attracted by the magical props pulled out by Doraemon, Uchiha Queyu tiptoed out of the room with the briquettes in his hands, and quickly slipped away.

"Balball, you're really fat."

"Meow."

Briquette pretended not to hear anything, lazily wagging its thick tail and swept across Queyou's neck again and again.

Yes, wild beasts can understand human language, otherwise, how would those animals have the leisure to gossip about human affairs every day, and how could they help him collect information.

Then do you think that since animals can understand words, wouldn’t it be useless to speak animal language?

wrong.

Just because Uchiha Sparrow knows animal language, it doesn't mean that other people also understand it.Now all the Uchihas know that as long as they walk around the clan area and meet the young patriarch who refuses to become a full-time leader, whispering in animal language and animals, nine out of ten he is saying bad things that cannot be heard by others.

"I think he's just talking bad about the patriarch."

Uchiha Hui secretly whispered to his cousin: "Recently, the patriarch urged him to go on a blind date and become a regular again."

Uchiha Sora covered his cousin's mouth, and showed a disturbed smile to the young patriarch who was looking gloomyly, and dragged away the cousin who was not afraid of death and wanted to continue talking in a cold sweat.

Brother, my dear brother, do you want me to go to the Pure Land first before my cousin-in-law passes the door?

"Cub, you can't go on like this! You need to lose weight!"

Queyou opened the door as he spoke, glanced at the room casually, and slammed the door shut with a "snap" with his hands faster than his brain.

"..."

Hei Chang, who had just raised his hand before saying hello, touched his nose and counted down in his heart.

3, 2, 1.

"Wow!"

The door was opened and closed, Queyou leaned against the door with wide eyes: "Why are you here!"

"Come to find you."

"But I just came back? I've only been back for a few minutes? Where did you get the news!"

"Oh, this, wouldn't it be good to run a few more times?"

Senju Zhuma smiled refreshingly, and Uchiha Queyu's eyes twitched as he didn't think there was anything wrong, and found that the young patriarch Senju seemed to be a bit of a collapsed person because of his own raising.

Should I be responsible for this, and should I take this responsibility?The next patriarch of Qianshou was influenced by me to become like this, I am really sorry for Qianshou... Wait, why should I be sorry for Qianshou.

Que Yu suddenly realized, I am Uchiha.

In an instant, he was righteous and strong.

I am so powerful, maybe my grandfather and the Uchiha clan heads who have never met are proud of me!

Uchiha Sparrow hugged the briquettes and used a leopard to cover up his overflowing pride, Senju Hashirama touched his chin thoughtfully: "Actually, it's just a coincidence, well, today's good luck, maybe go to the casino Can you win?"

You can forget it.

You might as well give it to me instead of throwing it at the casino.

"Calball, exercise around the house."

Queyou put down the briquettes. The briquettes are a good boy. Queyou made them move, and it moved. It gracefully took a few steps and shrank under the table. It turned over leisurely and scratched the bottom of the table with its paws.

"Luck, cluck."

I am exercising.

Que You pinched the center of his brows hard: "Okay, Big Orange is set."

"The briquettes are still small, don't be so harsh on them."

Zhu Jian excused the coal ball with a smile, and Que You said, "...a loving mother has many failures."

Hashirama coughed violently: "Cough, cough, loving mother... Me?"

Que You responded: "Your future child will definitely be pampered by you as a devil king."

"How come~"

How could two men have children.

But boy, uh.

Zhu Jian's eyes wandered for a while, and he couldn't help but sketched a round milk doll that was somewhat similar to Que You in his mind.

"Crack, click."

The briquettes were still exercising conscientiously, Queyou sat down and said, "So what's the point of coming to my house to look for me?"

"It's nothing, I just wanted to see you."

What Qianshouzhujian said was frank and honest, which made it impossible for people to think wrongly.

...So before Kusuo said it, I never thought that you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would actually betray you!What about being brothers for the rest of your life?

To be honest, there are quite a few people who like him, and there are also those who confess their feelings to him, such as Ji Jun from the Kingdom of Thunder, whom he single-handedly supported.

But Ji Jun could simply refuse, but not against Zhujian.

Hmm... I still have to think about how to take back the identity of Master Yiming. The Kingdom of Thunder can't stay here anymore... Ah, I'm distracted again.

Queyou tapped his head: "...It's fine if you come by yourself, I don't have to go to your house anymore, here, this is a present for you."

"Guide to Growing Potted Plants? The Art of Pruning in Potted Plants?"

Bashirama held the book and couldn't laugh or cry.

"There are also some plant seeds I have never seen before that I found on the Internet, and I bought them all."

Queyou solemnly put the small bag containing the seeds on Hashirama's palm: "I still have to entrust you with an important task, Hashirama!"

"what?"

"I went out this time and used a kind of energy to cultivate a new species of plant. Its seeds are also inside. The task of planting it is entrusted to you!"

"Created a new variety? Like the piranha you bred before?"

Hashirama put away his hands, a little curious, but it's not interesting to think about it, anyway, it was planted by him, and the habits and abilities will not be clear by then?

"Don't worry, who else is more suitable than me to grow plants?"

Hashirama said confidently, "When I plant it——"

"After planting it, it will be yours."

Que You cut off his words and said, "After it falls and bears fruit, you can take it off and wear it on your body. It can resist illusions and spiritual attacks."

After all, it is a species that can grow without being affected by the evil of the world as nourishment.

Can resist illusion!

Hashirama was startled: "Isn't that just the ability to restrain Sharingan? You actually gave me this kind of thing..."

"Didn't you also give me the chakra crystal of Mu Dun?"

Queyou hooked the necklace around his neck and shook it at him: "This is a gift in return."

"How can this be compared."

Hashirama suppressed her smile and said seriously: "It's too precious, I can't accept it."

"Accept it, not everyone is willing to see Senju form an alliance with Uchiha, and they will definitely encounter their secret obstruction."

Queyou said: "Uchiha is not the only ninja who is good at illusion, but we are definitely the representative ones. If you want to provoke the relationship between us, it is very likely that you will use illusion to black hands, and you who advocate alliance That's the primary goal."

"Is my strength so unreasonable for you..."

Qianshou Zhujian muttered, suddenly a flash of inspiration: "Oh——you are worried about me!"

"Nonsense, no."

"Don't be so awkward like Madara at this time, be honest, are you worried about my safety by giving me this?"

Zhu Jian approached with a smile, and Que You leaned back: "I've said no, don't be too sentimental."

"Looking at this reaction, you really are worried about me, right?"

"... Long-winded, just accept it if I ask you to accept it, and say nothing."

Looking at the shining eyes of the approaching Hashirama, Queyou stretched out his hand to cover his face. He didn't know why Jingzhuma said that, it seemed to have other meanings even if it had no other meaning. When drinking water, thinking wrongly is like sorry to the soul, and now thinking wrongly is sorry to the soul.

Are you toxic?

"Okay, I'll take care of it."

Zhu Jian said happily, Que You secretly heaved a sigh of relief when he saw him retreating: "In any case, we must be careful in everything."

"Ok!"

Hashirama nodded, and showed a bright smile to Queyou: "I know, I won't worry you."

Chiu looked at him.

……cute.

No, not right.

Queyou looked away, cute?Between the pillars?It was cute when I was a kid, now?am I crazy?

"Pillar?"

"Hey, I'm here."

Hashirama seemed to be a child who got some desirable toy, holding the seeds and laughing, with little flowers floating all over his body, when he heard Queyou calling him, he happily responded, and raised his head: "What (OωO)?"

Que Yu covered his eyes.

Hashirama tilted her head: "?"

Can……

"...No, nothing."

"Did you have fun playing with Madara this time? You brought other people back."

Zhu Jian put away the seeds and books and asked, Que You suppressed his collapse: "Well, I brought back a doraemon. Do you want to play a game?"

He took out the game that he had already ordered, and asked.Hashirama naturally agreed.

However, the gambling luck of Senjujurama is notoriously poor, and games such as Chicken Eats, where luck accounts for a certain proportion, have also been affected. The only room I entered was a pitiful small pistol or a frying pan.

Once again, Que You, who started the game with a small pistol to run around the world, put down his phone and let out a slow breath.

"I'll transfer the captain to you."

Zhu Jian said slyly, Que You started a new round: "It's okay, this kind of hell difficulty is fun... Where are you going to jump in this round?"

"Love you!"

Queyou tightened his grip on the phone screen: "... Hurry up and find the location."

Senshou Zhujian was very moved, so the other two members of the random four-person team followed behind the boss who was making a scene with a handful of shotguns, and listened silently to how another teammate who played the same tricks in a game There are many tricks in the story, and there is no repetition of a sentence until the end.

The boss is indeed a boss, but this game is really dark.

"Queyou, what else do you plan to do next?"

"Oh, I will go to Kusuo's world later and give Doraemon to him."

"I want to go too."

Hashirama immediately raised his vigilance nervously, Saiki Kusuo, his biggest competitor!What if Queyou suddenly became enlightened and got together with Saiki Kusuo?He didn't forget Kongsuke Saiki who was always trying to match them up!

Chosuke blinked slowly, he really didn't want to know what he could learn from Kusuo to break the current situation when he took Hashirama this time.

It took him a trip with Madara to finally adjust his mentality to face Hashirama normally.

"Can't I go with you?"

Seeing Queyou's silence, Qianshou Zhujian immediately put on an aggrieved face.He has learned a truth from Queyou since he was a child, that only children who can cry can eat candy.

"No."

"OAQ"

"...Even if you look at me like that, I will..."

"QAQ"

"..."

"TAT"

"Go, let's go together! Okay?"

"OVQ En!"

you……

Queyou gritted his teeth, feeling rather dark about the future.

※※※

Saiki Kusuo was walking home.

As he is studying at university and is about to graduate, he is worried about a question recently: what kind of job should he find after graduating from university?

Although his ability can make him have no worries about food and clothing for a lifetime, but that is too conspicuous, because in the eyes of people who don't know, he who has not been working is actually a 'chewing old man', right?Isn't this kind of person always the talk of the neighbors?Wouldn't that be more risky?

He doesn't change his will like the bamboo horse who grew up with the crew next door because he travels halfway through. He wants an extremely ordinary and ordinary life, and he is indeed doing that now. By the way, without revealing his identity as a superpower Save the world.

But ordinary people need to go to work.

So he needs to go to work.

But when looking for a job, he might have to lick his boss's shoes like Qi Mu's father. At that time, he can't guarantee whether the earth will still turn.

Ah, don't get me wrong, it's not that he wants to do it.

It is a very stubborn god who is pursuing him-King Ma Cangye.

So troublesome.

The superhuman looked at the sky and thought tiredly.

When he arrived at the door of the house, before he took out the key, he heard laughter and exclamations from inside the house. With the germanium ring, he couldn't hear the sound of his heart now, but he could know what happened—it was Ye Wang coming again.

"Nu—xiong—returned so slowly—"

When he opened the door, he saw that the bamboo horse he had complained about just now was standing in the entrance with a smile on his back and looking at him with his hands behind his back.

Heh, this shameless guy is pretending to be cute again.

Saiki Kusuo thought blankly, and asked: [Why did you come here suddenly without saying hello, did you just come back from a trip today? 】

"That's right, that's why I came to Kusuo to give you a present."

Que You said mysteriously, "It's something you will definitely like."

[Then thank you in advance. 】

"Aren't you asking me what I am?"

【Will you tell me if I ask you? 】

Kusuo put on his slippers: [And I believe you, I like the birthday present you gave me last time. 】

A virtual helmet in a personalized world, and a huge amount of games and movie comics stored in it.

"I also like the laser sword that Kusuo gave me."

Que You gestured exaggeratedly: "It's super easy to use."

[Saiki Kongsuke is only useful for this. 】

Kusuo mercilessly complained about his brother M, Queyou watched Kusuo walk by him, and happily followed behind.

"Amazing--"

Qi Mu's mother exclaimed, Kusuo heard Ye Wang's soft laughter, and also heard strong applause.

Has Queyou faced King Ma Cang Ye already?I don't know what impression I have of each other.Kusuo thought about it, turned a corner and walked into the living room.

Queyou rolled his eyes and waited expectantly.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, all the windows of the house burst.

Saiki Kusuo didn't even bother to use time regression to recover, he opened his eyes wide and lost his composure, took a step back, grabbed his best friend's shoulder and shook it vigorously, completely speechless.

That is, that is! !

Doraemon ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Uchiha Sparrow showed a smug smile under the illusion that he was about to shake his head away.

"Ah, Dora-chan, look, Kusuo is really happy about your arrival."

Qi Mu's mother put her hands together and said happily, still as cute as a naive little girl.Doraemon was already smoking shyly under the praise just now, and greeted Kusuo with an embarrassed scratching head: "Hello..."

Saiki Kusuo's movements stopped, and soon he shook Uchiha Sparrow even more vigorously: It talked to me, my childhood dream talked to me!This is no less than the coffee jelly that has become refined in front of me and promises to give me a high-end delicious coffee jelly that I can't eat in my life!No, this dream is about to come true!Because of Doraemon! ! !

"Haha... ha... I just said... you'll like it..."

Queyou's laughter became fragmented due to the shaking.

"I can understand your excitement now, but can you please let go first?"

Hashirama used negotiating terms, but the tone was completely different.Kusuo calmed down, glanced at the wolf who had other thoughts about his bamboo horse, and then looked at Doraemon.

……

He wanted to shake Uchiha Sparrow again, how on earth did you do it! !

Take a deep breath, whoo, whoo.

He is indeed the Chosen One...

He sighed faintly.

"Sure enough, he is the chosen one..."

Queyou sighed quietly: "You must be thinking about me again."

Kusuo stared deeply at Chosuke, Chosuke stared innocently at Kusuo, the two stared at each other, making the other two panicked no matter how they looked at it.

Ma Cang Ye Wang really wanted to pull away the two people who looked at each other affectionately, but he couldn't.

After listening to Abe Seimei and Saiki Kusuo talking about it for many years, King Asakura finally met the legendary Uchiha Sparrow today.

--not simple.

He knew at a glance that this person would be the biggest obstacle for him to get Kusuo.

Yes, the biggest obstacle.

The left eye says [Interesting] and the right eye reveals [Watching a play]. No matter how you look at it, this person will take pleasure in his disgrace, and he will definitely not let him succeed.

In the following conversation, Uchiha Sparrow was worthy of the threatening title he crowned, with his arms propped on the table, and the spring breeze blowing his chin with his chin on his face, his sentences were insinuating, and there was a needle hidden in the cotton, which was almost the same as that of Abe Seimei back then. spell.

It's time to be tricky...

Ma Cang Yewang took a meaningful look at the boy who had the same thoughts as him, smiled and talked with Qi Mu's mother and Doraemon, but began to think in his heart.

Helping him is helping oneself, mutual benefit, this kind of win-win cooperation that child will definitely not refuse.

But today I learned that Kusuo had always dreamed of Doraemon when he was a child, even if he had given up on this dream now, he would show an unprecedented gaffe because of the appearance of Doraemon——

Even his confession, his reappearance across the world has never been like this.

King Ma Cang Ye sighed softly, the fact that he was not only inferior to a bamboo horse in the heart of the person he liked, but also a robot cat, this fact was really frustrating.