Uchiha is at it again!

In the dark of the church, several people were sneaking together and doing some unknown things. Accompanied by bursts of strange laughter, the gloomy atmosphere made Cu Chulainn, who had just returned to the church, shiver. .

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Holding a gun, he asked the dignified priest loudly, Kotomine Kirei turned around and looked at him: "You're back, how are things going?"

"I asked you first, right? You bastard."

Cu Chulainn said unhappily: "I didn't kill him. That kid summoned a servant, which is quite powerful. You also said to dodge the attack and retreat, right? I did it strictly according to your wishes."

Said, shrugged.

"I don't think it's enough to be able to see through the breath blocking. Flying in the sky, you have to prevent it from being discovered by others. Add an illusion."

"Then add a defensive magic, it is said that there is a lot of garbage in the universe now."

"You said what if it coincides with other orbits... Jill! Don't put emeralds on it!"

"This thing doesn't conform to my lord's aesthetics at all. It's as dusty as an assembled object picked up from a garbage dump. How can it look like my lord's thing if I don't decorate it?"

"It's not your thing."

"Nonsense, everything in the world is mine! Even you are mine!"

"Fat tiger, you? Hey, stop, gold won't work either. Wait, you put such a beautiful gem on my head!"

The whispers in the corner were too existential, successfully attracting Cu Chulainn's attention: "What is going on there, why is that defiant Jin Yingying gathered there."

"Launching a satellite."

"Oh, launching a satellite... huh? Launching a satellite?!"

Cu Chulainn's voice rose sharply, almost changing its key.

Queyou and ruler were discussing what kind of magic to add to the satellite, while stopping the child king who was tirelessly trying to make trouble.Uchiha Madara copied it seriously with Sharingan, and planned to go home and study it with his younger brothers. What is the charm of these so-called magic things?

Doraemon pouted, silently watching his satellite transform from a purely scientific high-tech product into a magic prop, going further and further down the non-scientific road.

It seems very interesting.

Cu Chulainn moved over to look, and under the influence of the academic atmosphere, he put forward his own suggestions with interest. Well, he knows a little Nordic magic anyway.

In other words, if he launches a satellite, he doesn't need to spy on information, does he?You can also have a good game, right?

Thinking of this, Cu Chulainn looked at the satellite with eager eyes.

He had had enough of having to retreat every time he hit the head.Really, it's all the fault of this bastard priest. He just wants to find someone to have a good fight with his hands now.

"Three, two, one, zero! Launch!"

The satellite quickly disappeared into the starry sky with its trailing smoke. Several people raised their heads and sent them into the sky until they could not see them. They returned to the church with unfinished thoughts.

Doraemon adjusted the machine, and the satellite quickly entered the set orbit, and the faxed pictures were blurred on Cu Chulainn's face who came over out of curiosity.

Cu Chulainn didn't care either, he took down the paper that was still warm, looked at the enlarged street of Dongmu City and said, "Amazing."

"Hum hum."

Doraemon rubbed his nose proudly: "Of course, I am a robot of the 22nd century, these are trivial matters!"

The satellites were still faxing back photos, and the other contestants were soon spotted.

"Look, everyone, this is the Hercules I just met."

Ruler held up the picture on his left hand.

"And this is the Saber, Archer and their master that Lancer met. According to insiders, Saber is King Arthur, and Archer temporarily hides his real name for the dramatic development of the plot."

Ruler held up the picture on his right hand.

"Then, according to the analysis of the road conditions, the two groups of masters who have cooperated are heading to the church where we are, but we don't need to worry, why?"

Ruler threw away the picture in his hand, raised his hands and became a fool: "Because they will meet the most difficult Hercules before they come! Let's fight! Fight! Kill each other, both sides will suffer, the best perish together!"

However, this joy disappeared after seeing the live broadcast on TV.

...al?

Ahhhhhh?

What about fighting to the death?Why did you shake hands and make peace after a few casual fights? Berserker only lost one life? !

"No, there is still a turning point!"

Ruler reluctantly picked up another picture, which was exactly the Chaldean staff he met this morning: "Thanks to the guidance of fate, another group of people is not far away, such strong magic fluctuations must have caused Pay attention, I don't believe that one of them can't leave the stage!"

Doraemon scratched his head, thinking that things might not go according to the ruler's wishes.

Sure enough, Fujimaru Tachika rushed over quickly, fought once and twice politely, and after a big scuffle, they shook hands and made peace.

The talkative El-Melloi II pushes his glasses, hiding his achievements and fame.

The ruler lost his color with his mouth open.

"Shut up quietly and don't say anything."

Uchiha Madara couldn't bear to push him back to his seat: "None of what you said today is what you want, ah, no, there is still one sentence that is right."

The ruler wanted to cover his mouth.

"They did choose to cooperate after a fight as you said."

Fujimaru Tachika suddenly shuddered and rubbed his arms with an ominous premonition.Facing four pairs of concerned eyes, he forced a smile: "It's okay."

"Husband, do you feel cold?"

Kiyohime set up her fan, and she seemed to put the treasure as soon as she opened her mouth. Fujimaru quickly stopped her, it was too good to use it for warmth!

"It's just that the process was too smooth, but I was a little uneasy."

He sighed: "When I think of Amakusa Shiro Tokisada, I feel flustered. With him in front, I really don't believe that this ruler will not cause trouble this time. Teacher, what do you think about our day today and the cooperation with other contestants?" Is it all in his plan?"

"Huh? Ruler? I met him before."

Illya sat on Hercules' shoulder and said, "He told me about Kiritsugu, and then I came to look for Shirou."

"No way?"

Tohsaka Rin was surprised: "Could it be that we are really all under his control?"

The ruler who watched all this: ...I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Looking around or laughing or turning his head to snicker, there is no one who is unhappy, the ruler is wronged and joins his master, weak, pitiful, and helpless.

"There are so many of us, shouldn't we be afraid of him alone?"

Emiya Shirou was puzzled by Rin Tohsaka's approaching enemy, Rin Tohsaka gave him a look: "Idiot, that's a ruler!"

"Is there anything special about it?"

"Ah... why did I cooperate with you, such an idiot?"

Rin Tohsaka lowered his head and sighed, and pulled himself together to explain to Xiaobai: "Listen, the ruler is the absolute manager of the Holy Grail War. Not only does he have two command spells of absolute command for each follower, It can also see through the real names, treasures, and numerical values ​​of all followers, and the strength of followers attacking him will be greatly reduced."

"Command Seal? In other words!"

"He can give orders to our servants, and the effect will be stronger than our command spells, almost invincible."

Rin Tohsaka bit his finger: "Damn it, why is there a ruler in this war, this is too foul!"

...Because everything that is distorted here is about to become a singularity.

"Wouldn't it be impossible to get the Holy Grail if this continues?"

If you want the Holy Grail, I can give it to you, and you can also buy one and get one free. Anyway, the Holy Grail is useless except for upgrading. It’s better to exchange a few more gems for the Holy Quartz with profiteers.

Fujimaru Tachika, who had stockpiled more than a dozen holy grails, did not speak.

"Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover, even if it's all in his plan, so what."

El Mello II took a puff of cigarette viciously with red eyes: The Holy Grail of garbage, the ruler of garbage, kept me from resting in the middle of the night and followed a lot of people on the road, even if I died suddenly, I wouldn't let you go! !

"...Yoxi, everyone join forces to deal with me."

Ruler ascended to heaven peacefully: "Sayunara, everyone."

Uchiha Madara quickly stuffed the ruler's flying soul back, grabbing his collar and patting his face back and forth: "Wake up, don't escape from reality."

"...Ugh."

Ruler whimpered and covered his face tremblingly: "Don't wake me up, how can I deal with these large forces alone. A Hercules with twelve lives and one battle continuation, and one who can project infinite treasures An agent of restraining power, a King Arthur, a Medusa with petrification power..."

Patting him on the back, he felt a little sad.

"Minaraikou who uses thunder, Kiyohime who uses flames, Tranquility whose whole body is poisonous, a pseudo-servant who is a counselor, and a sub-servant who is a Noble Phantasm against evil..."

Ruler grabbed his hair in despair, and turned to the Uruk duo who were having a good time watching the show: "Help!"

Que You ruthlessly slapped him on the face, and the ruler who rushed over couldn't reach him no matter how he swung his arms: "Fix it yourself."

"I can't do it_(:з"∠)_"

"Then wait for death."

"Hey, blah, blah, blah."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

Gilgamesh laughed amusedly, clearly amused by the ruler's misery.

"I have an idea."

In the double world of crying and laughing, Que You suddenly said: "How about I summon the Holy Grail now?"

"Ha ha ha ha--???"

Gilgamesh's laughter stopped abruptly.

"Nissan, you really still love me!"

The ruler burst into tears.

"Since Emiya Kiritsugu did not make a wish, the soul of the last Holy Grail War may still be preserved in the Great Holy Grail."

Queyou held his chin with one hand: "The conditions for the Holy Grail to appear have been met, but we need to find a usable Holy Grail carrier. The requirements for the Holy Grail carrier are special, um... troublesome, lazy, um, just dismantle the Holy Grail and forget it."

Originally participating in the Holy Grail War, Madara wanted to meet the Heroic Spirits.It's a pity that the one summoned was an incomprehensible ruler, and the two kings met were a tyrant and an ideal knight king, neither of which could answer Uchiha Madara's doubts.

Ha - what's the value in that.

"Huh? Disintegrate directly??"

Doraemon jumped up: "But, don't I want to use it when I go home?"

"But many people will die to activate it, Doraemon-chan."

"Eh...this..."

Doraemon, a kind-hearted robot from the world of children's animation, was immediately shaken.Queyou continued to say (you) serve (pian) it: "Actually, I am not from this world. My brother and I were transferred here using a machine. Doraemon-chan can go back with me, and I Send you to meet the person who made this machine, as long as you know the coordinates of your own world, you can go back!"

"Really?! Great! But, I don't know the world coordinates?"

Doraemon, who only knew the coordinates of time and space, soon became dejected. Queyou didn't think this was a problem. After all, didn't that pervert Saiki Kongsuke use the birthday present he gave Kusuo to calculate the coordinates of the world he was in?

"Then it's decided!"

Doraemon immediately agreed happily.

Gilgamesh stared at Queyou dumbfounded, watching how in a few words he completed the transition from following the rules and earnestly playing the game to intending to directly use the bug and trick others to end the game together.

You ended the Holy Grail War, what am I playing?Are you playing Kotomine Kirei?

In Gilgamesh's plan, he will use human's endless desires, endless greed, and many desires born of incompetence, laziness and stupidity, and turn them into nourishment to let the evil of this world in the Holy Grail overflow continuously. , so as to eliminate too many wastes in this world who can't find their own meaning of existence.

Just think how much fun this is!How many people will be left in this world in the end?What will the survivors do?Just thinking about it makes me happy.

But now some people say that he wants to transform the Holy Grail back to its uncontaminated state?

The black mud is gone, so I have nothing to play with? !

no! !

"Sure enough, you are planning to use the Holy Grail to make trouble."

Queyou immediately reported loudly to the ruler: "Officer, I have caught the prisoner! Arrest him quickly! This way the crisis of the Holy Grail War will be resolved, and all Jill's wealth will belong to me. It's the best of both worlds!"

"what?!"

"what……"

After solving the serious problem in his heart, Doraemon, who was relaxed, yawned big: "It's late, aren't you sleepy?"

As it spoke, it took out the [Indoor Fishing Pond] dripped with [Inverse World Entry Liquid], rubbed its eyes and walked into the mirror world, and found a room with a comfortable bed to sleep in: "I'm going to sleep first... "

"Scared, it's so late?"

It was only then that Queyou realized that it was almost early morning, and Jill, who hurriedly put aside the competition, urged his younger brother, who was not taller than 1.8 meters in the future, to go to bed.Madara grabbed his wrist: "Together."

"I'll discuss the Holy Grail with Jill, you go to bed first."

"Do not."

Madara stubbornly didn't let go, and looked at him disapprovingly: "I want to watch you go to bed with my own eyes, don't think I don't know that you are dealing with me casually."

"Ahh... found out :D"

"We'll talk about the Holy Grail tomorrow, and go rest with me now."

Madara dragged him to the mirror world, and Chosu winked at Gilgamesh for help.

Gilgamesh waved him goodbye happily.

"Oh, it's so hard to save yourself."

Cu Chulainn leaned on his gun and complained in a flat tone: "I didn't expect that a guy like you has friends, and someone can bear your bad temper. Why is he unable to think about it, duo duo... he became angry from embarrassment ?”

"Humph."

Gilgamesh put his hands in his pockets: "If you think so much and die here now, it's not like this king can't help you."

"Such a tone of charity is infuriating."

Cu Chulainn tapped his shoulder with a gun: "Hey, ruler, this person is a follower who violated the rules, shouldn't you finish him? Hey, don't go, you."

The ruler who stepped into the mirror world with one foot: "...Do you want to solve him or me, you vicious man, don't you know that family affairs don't involve outsiders?"

ha?housework?

The two showed disgusted expressions.

"The two of you are one master, it's not a family matter."

Ruler said without fear of death: "As the saying goes, it's hard for an upright official to decide on housework, so you should settle it yourself."

After speaking, he quickly jumped into the mirror world.

"...Kotomine Kirei! Hurry up and terminate the contract with this dog!!!"

"Hey, did you call the dog just now? Hey!"

For many, the night was not peaceful.

Uchiha Madara covered himself with a quilt and had a strange dream.