[Comprehensive British and American] Fulian Hotel

Tony hung on Captain America's back and blinked: "Oh... Is there any upside-down furniture like this in my house? This design is really... nice~ It just looks a little dizzy... There are stars on my carpet Is it flashing?"

He looked upside down at the helmet in Steve's hand, "Can you return the helmet to me first? He doesn't match the color of your body."

Steve decided to ignore all the words of the drunk Iron Man. He maintained his usual good manners and said goodbye to the scantily dressed girls. When he left, he even remembered to pick up the door he kicked and put it back in place.

"Pepper is going crazy." Steve walked steadily in the corridor, not feeling any personal burden on his shoulders at all, "She dealt with all the companies that came to the hotel to cut the ribbon by herself. Executives, you have to explain why you didn't show up again, how many times have you escaped this kind of thing?"

Steve casually opened the door of a room in the building, threw Tony in front of the glass floor-to-ceiling windows, and threw the crumpled suit jacket into his arms: "Hurry up and put it on, even though everyone else has left , but at least you still have time to meet your new employees."

Holding his clothes, Tony unconsciously rubbed his face against the cold glass to cool down. After a few seconds, his head began to slide down.

"...Hey, Stark, you're not going to fall asleep, are you?" If anyone in the Avengers was looking for Tony Stark here today, he/she would choose to go directly to Tony Stark without exception. He stepped on the face and left, but the person who came today is Captain America, the gentlest and nice guy in the team, the guy who can even talk to Hulk patiently, so even if his relationship with Tony During the three days of the mission, he just rolled his eyes inwardly, squatted down and patted his face, "Mr. Stark? Tony? Wake up."

Tony slapped his hand away and pouted impatiently a few times, slowly opened his eyes, the two looked at each other for a few seconds, Tony's eyes moved to the hand that just slapped his face.

In the next second, he dragged the opponent to the ground, and then unceremoniously turned over and rode on the opponent.

"Hmm—" Captain America, who directly bears someone's weight, couldn't help closing his eyes and moaning, "What are you doing?"

"It's so noisy that I keep yelling and talking so much, I'm a big ice cube that won't please women. It's rare for us to meet again. Can't you be gentle with me?" Tony muttered, his hand Pressed against Steve's shoulders, the brown eyes were big and watery, looking pitiful.

Steve was inexplicable: "We just met last week when we were on a mission, and you almost blew me up with the car." Oh, actually, Steve also wanted to say, if you don't mind, you don't have to sit Twisted ass on my waist?

Playboy Stark has a sexy ass that's tight and puffy and fucks badly.Steve couldn't help swallowing, thinking of one of the rumors he'd overheard from people about Tony's rotten life, and he swore he'd never been ashamed of those dirty words and never bothered to check it out for himself a little.

...Although, now it seems, well, the fact is true, the thigh muscles of Captain America tense just by rubbing through the clothes, Steve has never doubted his sexual orientation, but the other party The steamy brown eyes, the warm palm on his face, and even the beautiful blue mechanical heart flashing on his chest seemed to blur all the boundaries.

Captain America thinks it’s definitely not a good thing to get an erection on a drunk teammate—although Tony probably doesn’t care about these “small details”, but considering that the other party’s rebelliousness is like only 16 years old, in order not to To make the situation worse, he chose to keep his mouth shut.

Tony looked bored again, he started reaching down to touch Steve's abs, and muttered, "Captain, your muscles are so hard, my ass hurts from sitting on it."

Steve felt that the logical relationship between these two sentences was a bit scary to think about, so he simply gave up thinking about it: "Stark, be obedient, stand up first, and put on your clothes? I'll pour you a glass of water to sober up."

"Oh." Tony responded obediently, his eyes were confused, but his attitude was correct, and he wanted to get up from him after answering.

And then—Captain America thinks, Jesus God, if there's anyone in this world more difficult than Tony Stark, it's a drunk Tony Stark!

He watched with a headache as Tony Stark, Toughest Ever, fell back on him two seconds after getting up, and threw up unceremoniously.

******

"Jarvis! Ask Benben to bring over the mk42 and the captain's spare uniform." Tony pulled out a red-striped tie, glanced at Captain America standing aside, and whistled, "Nice figure. Oh no With a black face, the captain, didn’t I promise to give you a new uniform? It’s guaranteed to be better than the one you scrapped.”

"Shut up, I've been refraining from drowning your head in the sink while I'm washing your face." Steve leaned against the door with his arms folded, forced to temporarily wear Tony's white t-shirt , the waist is shortened a bit, revealing the attractive abdominal muscles.

"So in order to apologize to you, didn't I promise you to go to the hotel? Although it was a few hours late." Tony yawned big, and he wanted to sleep after a whole night.

The robot clumsily bursts in with a metal case and a new uniform, only to trip over one of its own wires and fall hard to the ground.

"I should really donate you to charity." Tony picked up the new uniform from the ground and threw it to Steve, then pressed the button to open the box, and the gold-red equipment automatically disassembled and put on him.

Steve also changed his uniform, and saw the armed Iron Man stretching out his hand to himself: "I thought you wanted to drive?"

"Special service, it's faster this way, old man." Iron Man's unscrupulous voice came from the armor.

"I'm younger than you in terms of biological age, remember to drive safely, Mr. Stark, and we should at least stand by the door?" Steve sighed and pulled his gauntlets, they are still there In the room, there is a huge floor-to-ceiling window on the front.

"For a thing like a door, wouldn't it be good to open it on the spot? Let's go, passengers and friends, please fasten your seat belts."

The gold and red mk47 smashed a hole in the center of the translucent floor-to-ceiling window and flew out.

******

When he arrived at the hotel, Pepper had already sent off the guests and left himself.

Saul and Max are sitting in the lobby drinking wine, there are a pile of empty wine bottles on the light yellow carpet, they seem to get along well unexpectedly, the background is Hulk smashing the furniture happily.

"Hey, boss, good evening." Max grinned, looking sexy and refreshing, "Sol can really drink it, is he from an alien planet?"

"Good evening, about this...you will soon know that it is true." Tony replied casually, catching a table that flew over, "Hulk, you look very energetic."

"Aww——Tony!" The Hulk wanted to rush over and hug him happily, but was dodged, and it smashed through another table in aggrieved way.

Tony rolled his eyes, he won't let Hulk hug him again, last time he directly hugged a mk41 of himself, and even took him to the hospital for a few weeks: "Hawkeye and Black Widow they Woolen cloth?"

"They're on a mission and won't be back until next week." Steve said disapprovingly to the Hulk, "Hey... Hulk, put the statue down, haven't you smashed enough?"

Hulk put down the statue aggrieved, Tony glanced at the statue, the Gaul who committed suicide... Who chose such an unlucky statue to place in the middle of the hotel?

Tony shrugged his shoulders and began to look around at the hotel's decoration. The lobby on the first floor was covered with yellow carpets. A large crystal chandelier hung in the center of the ceiling. The finely divided crystal decorations stretched to every corner of the ceiling, looking gorgeous. grand.

Tony walked up the stairs, slowly thinking about the reason. If the Avengers Hotel starts to operate, the tasks they receive will definitely be different from the past. Will it affect the doomsday after two years and one month.

In the last world, S.H.I.E.L.D. did not investigate the real reason why the weird disease started to spread until it was disbanded. Tony thought of the last words the man said before killing him...

Suddenly there was a bang, Tony turned his head, and the statue fell from a height and fell to pieces.

Max staggered violently when she stood up, and she patted Thor's shoulder doubtfully, "Oh, did I really drink too much to create an illusion or is the floor really shaking?...Why is it shaking more and more violently?"

It's not an illusion, the whole ground is shaking, and it's getting more and more violent.

Tony fell on the sofa, and he sat in a comfortable position by the way: "Earthquake?"

Captain America looked out the window with a bad face: "If there is an earthquake in this era, will it blow the house up?"

"Ohmygod!" Tony turned around and leaned against the window, the entire hotel was indeed flying in mid-air, and there were signs of breaking through the atmosphere, "Aha, this is so fucking exciting!"

The hotel broke through the clouds, and the strong vibration suddenly threw Tony out of the window. Tony grabbed the window frame with one hand, trying to open the flying equipment.

"Dididi—the pressure of the air layer is too high, the jet device is malfunctioning, the jet device is malfunctioning." Jarvis's voice sounded.

"Damn, malfunction at this time?" Tony couldn't help cursing, feeling that he was falling vertically to the ground at an extremely fast speed, wouldn't he be dying again? !

******

"boom--"

"Oh my god that's...something..."

"... Sherlock, you didn't bring this here, did you?"

"How is it possible... the person who relies too much on mechanical equipment is Mycroft, this..."

Tony vaguely heard many people whispering discussions around him, he was unconscious for about a few minutes, then opened his eyes, and started to crawl out from under the floor.

"Huh——" Tony took off the helmet from his head and took a few breaths. He was very grateful to feel that his neck had not been broken. He rubbed his red and swollen head and raised his head, then froze.

There are beautiful wallpapers on the wall, pink ribbons on the wine glasses, and a string of balloons floating on the ceiling. The bride wears a string of white silk flowers on her head, and the long pure white skirt looks very beautiful. Yes, he apparently fell into a wedding scene.

Oh, and... the bride and groom... and the tall, thin, long-faced best man next to him seem familiar?When he was squatting on the toilet, he had seen it many times on bbc1 on TV. The show was called... what was it called?

Oh, these are not the point now, Tony thought, everyone in the room was looking at him.

So Iron Man cheekily stood up from the big hole in the floor, patted his buttocks, grinned affectionately at the newlyweds and the audience, and opened his arms exaggeratedly: "Oh, newlyweds Happy, s...surprise?"