If you stay

"Me." The boss typed.

"Who's the beauty?" BO typed.

"Me." My sister-in-law typed.

Then I accidentally interjected.

"Which 2 pigs took 300G from my account yesterday?"

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I did not do it on purpose.

Boss doesn't believe me.

"If you dare to go back to Shijiazhuang, I will kill you." The boss said.

"Are you kidding me?" I wondered.

"He's serious," BO told me.

"Well, he is really serious." Da Qu said to me.

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In fact, I thought about admitting my mistake to the boss after meeting.

For example, crying after meeting, and sincerely apologizing.

"It's impossible to have a chance." Da Qu said disdainfully.

"Why?" I asked.

"You didn't have time to cry, and he killed you instantly." BO told me.

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It's like a battlefield.

High endurance is king.

like life.

Survival is king.

228

The final exam is coming soon.

Many people have chosen to temporarily leave the game.

Of course the boss doesn't care.

"There is a P in college, and idiots are busy working on exams!" The boss said in the union.

Then my sister-in-law blocked him for 3 days and didn't answer the phone.

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"Is university interesting?" The boss called me and asked me.

"Interesting." I replied.

"What's the point?" The boss was puzzled.

"The girl's dormitory is opposite me." I said excitedly.

"Come back next time," the boss said, "I'll accompany you to buy a telescope."

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In fact, the boss often goes to the nearby university to hang around.

Then he waited for the sports girl he liked to appear on the playground.

"Mom, all the girls are five big and three thick, and they don't look good." The boss said.

BO is very strange, isn't there a beautiful woman in the place where the boss goes?

Da Qu told BO, "The boss went to the shot put department of the Sports Academy."

231

In high school, exams meant little to us.

Our class is very strong.Seven of the bottom ten students in the grade belong to our class.

BO and Da Qu often compete for the championship.

I've been hovering in the middle of the grade.

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One day, someone came to me and asked how many people were in my grade.

I was taken aback, and shouted: "BO, how many exams did you take this time?"

"1680 people, what's the matter?" BO replied.

"Oh, our grade is 1680." I said to the person who asked the question.

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Da Qu misses the days of smoking in high school.

"No one is in charge now, but I don't feel that way anymore." Da Qu said to me.

At that time, they collectively smoked on the inner floor of the toilet.

I am on guard.

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"Hello, teacher!" I yelled, and there was a sound of stomping in the toilet.

The teacher looked at me differently.Then start convenient.

"Goodbye teacher!" I yelled.

Then white smoke slowly came out of the toilet inside.

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"The students in our class are of high quality, they respect teachers, and they don't forget to be polite even in the toilet."

The teacher in charge told me some things from hearsay, and said happily when he came back.

"Especially classmate XX." The teacher pointed at me. "Excellent in the toilet!"

Everyone looks at me.

I wanted to die.

236

At that time, many people said behind my back:

"Look, that's the one who's doing well in the bathroom."

I want to be famous, but definitely not in this way.

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But after 2 days no one said anything.

BO and Da Qu stayed nearby, beating whoever said it.

Once, a kid saw me and laughed.

"Look, that's the one who behaved well in the toilet..." Before he finished speaking, he saw BO rushing up aggressively.

"Someone was beaten in the toilet!! Help!!" the kid shouted.

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BO kept kicking the kid who fell to the ground.

"Forget it, I'm not angry anymore." I said.

"Fuck, it's none of your business." BO roared and pushed me away.

"Who did you say was the toilet?" BO asked.

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Later BO was punished.

The reason is to break the peace of the toilet.

I heard that the later teachers were stunned when they saw this file.

"Did you break into the women's bathroom?" the teacher asked tentatively.

BO burned his files that day.

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Let's move on to the current exam.

University exams are basically loose.

At least I'm pretty loose here.

The invigilator never cares.

The elder brother next to me is very awesome.When the invigilator passed by him, he stopped the teacher.

"Please help me to look at the previous papers. Did you choose D for question 6?"

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I failed 3 subjects in the BO exam.

High numbers will not, sleep.

Can't speak English, sleep.

Political reactionary, failing.

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"Why are you politically reactionary?" I asked.

"Well, I wrote on the test paper, whoever came up with this question, you are so stupid." BO replied.

"Oh? And then?" I asked with interest.

"The dean of our school's School of Political Science and Law insisted on expelling me, and declared that it was definitely not a personal grudge." BO replied.

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"To be honest, I think you're quite a homebody." I said to the boss.

"What is a house?" asked the boss.

"Just stay under the roof all day and never go out at all," I said.

"Oh." The boss thought for a while, "I will strive to surf the Internet in the open air in the future."

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The boss plans to find a place to play together during the holidays.

"Qinhuangdao?" the boss asked.

"Anyway, if you don't go to Qinhuangdao, you'll have fun there." I said.

"Actually, we are also very happy." Da Qu said.

"He hit the cannon, we hit people." BO said.

245

Da Qu's birthday was the last day he started.

His brothers all remember.

In the examination room, several people mysteriously stopped Da Qu.

"Happy Birthday!" they yelled.Then put the cake on Da Qu's head.

"Your uncle!" Da Qu smiled happily.

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In order to commemorate Da Qu's birthday, we decided to go to Tucheng.

The boss started to contact the presidents of other unions.

"Avenge who?" Someone asked.

"Oh, it's Da Qu's birthday." The boss replied.

"Your wife?" someone asked.

"Your uncle." The boss replied.

247

We quickly took down the Thunder Bluff boss.

But the tribe immediately launched a frenzied counterattack.

Directly slaughtered 3 cities in our alliance.

"How does it feel?" I asked the boss.

"It's like we raped the tribe's mother, and the tribe picked up our ancestral grave." The boss said.

248

Since then, our server alliance and tribe have become extremely antagonistic.

The tribe's slogan is "everyone is a three-season rice."

Our slogan is "If you don't kill the trumpet, it's over."

For a while the trumpet disappeared.

249

We were ready for everything when we went to BWL again.

But we didn't see the expected Horde army in full battle.

"Where are people?" the boss asked.

"It's all in Stranglethorn Vale." I replied.

250

When I reached 250, I couldn't help but want to interject.

At that time, our teacher had a very 2, which was very annoying.

"You will be the garbage of society in the future!" This uncle told us so.

A few years later, we are still living happily.

Occasionally when returning to school, BO would still go to his class, go to the window, and shout:

"250! Grandpa is here to see you!"

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Our college entrance examination results are very poor.

But when we handed in the papers ahead of time and walked out of the examination room, many reporters surrounded us.

"How do you feel?" the reporter asked.

"It's not difficult." BO replied calmly.

"Want to go to that university?" The reporter continued to ask.

"Tsinghua University is the first choice, and Peking University can also be considered." Da Qu remained calm.

The surrounding parents are envious.

252

Then we went to college.

I was admitted, although the score is not high.

Others rely on RMB.

"It's not a fair world after all," BO told me.

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Come back and continue talking about our BWL.

It went surprisingly smoothly, and soon reached the final boss.

"The server is under emergency maintenance and will be shut down in 5 minutes." The system said.

"Let's all go offline. Come up later." The boss said.

254

When we came up again, we saw the second red dragon standing in front of us alive and well.

"Updated?" I was shocked.

"Wipe B, back to file." The boss said.

255

"Boss, I have a holiday tomorrow." I called the boss.

"Understood." The boss said.

"Then I won't be going for a few days." I said.

"Well. Okay." The boss said.

256

When I got home, I didn't know that our trade union had already entered the temple of Ahn'Qiraj.

"It's hard inside." BO frightened me.

"Pull it. What haven't I seen?" I disdain.

I enter the copy.Group destroyed.

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"Who asked you to organize him! I just decided to open the temple while he was away!" the boss roared.

"Am I that bad?" I asked.

"What do you think?" The boss asked me viciously, his tone full of threats.

"Well. Very bad." I gave in.To survive.

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When the boss is in command, he never calls people by name, he always calls the team.

"That idiot from team 2! OT! Give the idiot from team 4 a bite! The idiot from team 6 run away! The fire will burn you to death!"

So all of us are idiots.

And the boss is the head of the idiot group.

259

It's a holiday, and the number of union members is reduced by half.

"Where are people? Where did they go?" The boss asked more than once.

"They still have to go to work, are they all the same as you?" Da Qu said disdainfully.

"Fuck, I also have a job!" The boss protested.

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Boss's job has been more than