If you stay

The dungeons are all heroic difficulty. "BO patted my shoulder and said.

I burst into tears.

1486

In the end, the boss agreed that I would add 2DKP to me once I took the trumpet to swipe the dead mine.

I was so happy that I went.

In that era of BOSS 2 points, I was far ahead and ranked first with a DKP score of 420B, becoming the only three-digit score master.

I have no pride.There are three reasons for such dazzling results.

The first is because I have spent a lot of time with trumpets;

The second is because I have hardly seen any BOSS, and there is no consumption at all;

Of course this is not the main reason.

The most important point of scoring is that when I play KLZ with 10 players, it is often after the old one spends about 2 hours, the team leader said: "Brother, let's go. Can I give you 3 times the DKP?" "

For this alone, my DKP income has increased by nearly 300 points out of thin air.

1487

Shange was lucky enough to enter the gate of KLZ.

We gathered at 6:[-] a.m. that day, but the God of Songs disappeared.

The boss carefully sent a text message asking her what she was doing.

After a while, the text message came back.

The song god said sorry, today my friend went to KTV to sing for her birthday, and asked the boss to find a substitute to replace her.

So the boss immediately called Shange to gather at the gate of KLZ.

"What did the song god do?" Shan Ge asked after entering the book.

"He killed someone." The boss had a calm expression on his face, unable to conceal the secret joy in his heart.

1488

It is with this mentality that the boss leads the masses straight to KLZ.

At the door, 10 people argued for almost half an hour about whether to enter the corridor or go upstairs or take the path.

Everyone is waiting for the most experienced boss to make a decision.

If you want to say that the boss is the boss, he will not be chaotic in the face of danger. After taking a puff of cigarette, he said slowly:

"How about we divide into three groups?" the boss finally said.

"Your uncle." BO said.

1489

The first KLZ, even without me, suffered heavy casualties.

Basically everyone's equipment is red and red.

Only BUG people often rely on suspended animation to escape disaster after disaster.

In the end, the boss was really depressed and decided not to run away.

"That BUG man, take out your "Goblin Erection Device"." The boss said.

1490

The crowd watched intently as the BUG man took aim at Guangguangjia with an "erection" device.

With a "slip" sound, Guangguangjia didn't respond.

"Fuck, can't you get up? Can you do it?" The boss roared.

"Grass! Of course I can do it!" Guang Guangjia couldn't bear it anymore.

1491

[Begwell] whispered: Guangguang, are you in KLZ?

Sent to [Begwell]: Yeah, what's wrong?

[Begwell] whispered: I heard from the BUG people that you are dead?Brother can't get up?

Sent to [Begwell]: Fuck...

Sent to [Begville]: Don't talk nonsense, I'm fucking happy.

[Begwell] whispered: Hey, buddy, why are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail?If you suffer from kidney deficiency, just confess, don't be shy.

Sent to [Begville]: Egg, the number of erections I have every day is no less than the total number of flags you see raised!

[Begwell] whispered: I have never seen the flag raising...

1492

This is how Guangguangjia fell through a dungeon.

When we played "Pure Fragment" for the first time, the boss gave it to Brother MS without hesitation.

"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding." The boss smiled.

The above is all that the boss used the last purity to cover up the Guangguangjia incident.

Later, when the pieces of the Disgraced One came out, Guangguangjia was already AFK.

Otherwise, the boss must give him this justifiable equipment.

1493

Put aside their boring copy and talk about me instead.

The first batch of trumpets I took have been honored to enter the forbidden area of ​​WOW: Stranglethorn Valley.

This is the charm of the game. The trumpets who have been wandering in the mine are obviously attracted by the scenery here.

"What's that white one?" Xiaoxue asked.

"Tiger King Banglash." I said with a smile.

"What about the one with two heads?" Hai Yangxin asked.

"It's an ogre." I said with a smile.

"What's that transparent one?" Bianhua's qualitative change asked.

"It's a leopard lurking." I said with a smile.

"What is that glowing hand?" Luoying Funfan asked.

"That's...fuck!" I exclaimed.

1494

We are all waiting to be resurrected.

Sanji Dao squatted down and ate my corpse.

The trumpets all looked at me worriedly and sympathetically.

"Look, he was eaten, so he can only delete his account and play again." Xiaoxue sighed sympathetically.

1495

Send to [Boss]: Boss, I was squatted by Sanjidao.

[Boss] whispered: No time, where is KLZ!

Send to [Da Qu]: Da Qu, I was squatted by Sanjidao.

[Da Qu] Quietly said: No time, where is KLZ!

Send to [BO]: BO, I was squatted by Sanjidao.

【BO】Whispered: No time, where is KLZ!

Send to [Boss]: Why are you so sympathetic!

[Boss] said quietly: What does it mean to have no sympathy?Speaking of KLZ!Let me tell you, the sky is falling today, let’s wait until we hit KLZ!

"Guild Channel" [God of Song]: I'm back, I'm back!

"Guild Channel" [Call Me Tank]: Huh?I'm home?What did you do?

"Guild Channel" [God of Songs]: Sorry to go to KTV.It's not enough, it's not enough.By the way, where did you hit?

"Guild Channel" [Boss]: Our people have been squatted by Sanjidao, so we won't book today!Fuck nigga come with me!Let's wait until the sky falls for three seasons of rice!

1496

The big ones come in droves.

The trumpets looked at a group of 70-level people around them in surprise, and were even more surprised by my appeal.

"You must be the management of the union." The metamorphic qualitative asserted.

"Of course, I am the leader of the elite group, known as the pride of the trade union!" I smiled hypocritically.

The eyes of the trumpets were full of respect.

At this time, the boss shouted impatiently on the integrated channel.

"Union shame where the hell did you die? We're here to save you!"

I burst into tears.

1497

Since the tribe's tubas are all in the outer domain, we surrounded Sanjidao very smoothly.

The trumpets looked strangely at a group of us chatting nonsense around San Ji Dao's body.

Many people made macros, saying "Third brother misses you so much", "Third brother has been gone for a long time", "Third brother, don't come here without any problems!"

The trumpets are getting more and more strange.

"Is your relationship good?" Haiyang Xin asked hesitantly.

"Well, let me say that he contributed 7% of his 5W40 honor." I said frankly.

1498

I discovered the nature of fighting.

No wonder I couldn't feel the fun of PVP before;

It turns out that PPPPPPPPPPVPVP feels better.

Epiphany.

1499

Just when we were squatting very cool, the server went down silently.

There was a lot of scolding in UT.

The boss immediately called the GM to find out.

"What's wrong?" the GM asked vaguely.

"DOWN!" The boss roared.

"It's normal, where's your dungeon?" GM asked vaguely.

"We gang-raped!" the boss roared.

1500

The GM said responsibly that he is not on duty now and gave us a customer service call.

The boss immediately called again.

The voice of MM on the opposite side is very sweet.

"Sir, don't worry, don't worry, our technical service team is very strong, there are many people, and they are very dedicated...Click for me, get four cakes... Soon you will be able to continue your adventure."

The boss burst into tears.

1501

But the trumpets don't seem to be in a hurry.

They are still chatting in UT.

"Look, there are so many hunters." The trumpets talked and said to Luoying Funfun.

Fallen Flowers is the only hunter.

I listened with embarrassment.

After a while, Luoying Funfan suddenly said to me, thank you.

A group of people are very strange, I have nothing to do except being squatted with the trumpet and them.

I was also very strange and asked him what he was thankful for.

"At first, I was hesitant to play hunter. Thanks to meeting you, I made up my mind to change my career."

The UT channel was dead.

"Delete the number." The boss couldn't help but say.

I burst into tears.

1502

The brothers in the dormitory looked at my sad expression with concern.

"What's wrong? Was scolded by RL again?" Brother Ming asked.

"No. Damn, the trumpet is too bullying!" I said aggrieved.

"Trumpet? What trumpet?" Brother Ming didn't know why.

"A trumpet that is less than level 30!" I said aggrievedly.

"Oh." Brother Ming nodded.

1503

Brother Ming left the dormitory 2 minutes later.

Dacheng came to my dormitory 5 minutes later.

"What's the matter? I heard that you squatted in a trumpet that is less than level 30?" Dacheng asked.

Haohao returned to the dormitory 10 minutes later.

"What's the matter? I heard that you were squatted by a trumpet less than level 30?" Haohao asked.

Like a fool, I came to my dormitory listening to the rumors one after another.

When Brother Ming came back 30 minutes later, the version was already "I will go to the Beijing National Music Orchestra on the 30th of this month to interview the trumpeter."

1504

I held Brother Ming and explained the ins and outs of the matter.

Brother Ming nodded and shook his head half-understood.

Finally, I asked Brother Ming if that trumpet was too much.

Brother Ming said, "Excessive! Why bother!"

After hearing this, tears welled up in my eyes, and I felt that the brothers in the dormitory understood me.

"At level 30, change jobs to play