If you stay

In this year, you don't have to eat, drink or pick up girls.

But you can't not steal electricity.

The 8-word description is that the general trend is the trend of the times, and the situation is compelling.

1060

The leader often came to the dormitory to check, and caught the dormitory stealing electricity.

For example, during a surprise inspection, the leader directly pulled the switch.

I was in BWL and the screen went black all of a sudden.

Angrily, I was about to put on my clothes and go out to yell and see which beast accidentally knocked off the power cord.

As a result, the big brother next door rushed out of the dormitory one step ahead and shouted, "That grandson? What kind of quality is it?"

Then I found 5 principals with facial muscles twitching standing opposite.

The next day, the elder brother took a probation penalty and 5 warning penalties.

1061

In fact, the feeling of staying overnight in the dormitory at night is not very good.

Someone was asleep, so the room was dark.

Only the light of the monitor shines on my eyes.

This time of summer night is not only easy to be lonely,

Also easy to attract mosquitoes.

1062

Speaking of which, the mosquitoes here in Dagang, Tianjin are really unusual.

One is very big, as if it has mutated.

The boss came to see me once and observed the mosquitoes at the door of the dormitory for a long time.

"The dragonflies here are so small?" the boss asked.

1063

In fact, the eldest brother in the dormitory next door is still not dead after his glorious sacrifice.

He crimped all the electric wires of the electricity stealers together.

The disadvantage of this is that the electrician at the school can see that we are stealing electricity at a glance.

The advantage of this is that the difficulty factor for electricians to maintain this power supply is greatly increased.

1064

You thought it was easy to be an electrician in school?

Every time the school electrician came to cut our power, it was scary.

Because there are always many people glaring at each dormitory.

Both sides have similar ideas.

You die and I live.

1065

The school is ruthless, and we are even more ruthless.

At the beginning, the electric lights in the corridor were connected.

School seal.

Then we got the toilet light.

The school is still closed.

Then we got the light for the fire exit.

Schools remain closed.

Finally, we connect the light of the fan.

This time the school finally gave up.

Because the school is estimated to be closed like this, we have to go to the roof to connect lightning rods.

1066

That's why I envy Daqu's school.

How happy it is to have electricity all day long.

I once expressed this idea to Da Qu sincerely.

"I'm envious, I cut off the internet at 12 o'clock in the evening." Da Qu was indignant.

It's a pity to have a girl without a set, but it's even more sad to have a set without a girl.

1067

Yoko was still depressed.

Telecom playing Netcom is as painful as online dating and playing shemale.

"Why don't you buy an agent from China Telecom to China Netcom?" the boss suggested.

Yoko immediately agreed.

1068

At that time, agency fees were still very expensive.

But Yoko-san decided to spend this money in order to help us complete our great cause.

A brother is a brother, there is nothing to say.

"Which agent is good? Who can help me look." Yoko asked.

"Let me take a look for you." I volunteered to help Yoko search online.

1069

One of the agents is 50 yuan for 3 months.

Another agent is 60 yuan for 3 months.

There is also an agent for 70 yuan for 3 months.

I think, you can't cheat your brother!

So I decided to help Yoko buy an agent for 50 yuan.

1070

"How is the effect?" I asked immediately after Yoko got on the server.

"What the hell, it's still stuck." Yoko was very depressed.

"No, I read the customer reviews." I wondered.

"What do those people say?" Yoko asked curiously.

"They all said that the agency from Netcom to China Telecom has a good effect." I told Yoko.

1071

In the week after Yoko was killed, the boss always clamored to come from Qinhuangdao to deal with me.

"Don't, I have a lot of learning tasks recently. Don't come here to make trouble." I protested with all my strength.

Actually, I'm telling the truth.

University is such a place.

The so-called professor copied a bunch of formulas from the textbook to the blackboard and dismissed the get out of class.

And our responsibility is to honestly cooperate with the professor to cheat wages.

You can ask questions, but be careful to ask questions that the teacher will know.

If you are so good at learning that you accidentally ask the teacher and embarrass the teacher,

Well, congratulations, you failed your exam.

1072

Sometimes I really don't know what college has given me.

Although the boss didn't come here for "advanced studies" or "transformation", at least he is very free.

Every day a large group of us sleep half dead in the classroom,

This is our most precious 20 years old?

And when we really entered the society, looking back on these 4 years of unexamined,

I really don't know what expression to put on.

1073

I told my boss about my confusion.

The boss obviously misunderstood my words,

"You mean, you slept in the classroom with a large group of female classmates?"

I burst into tears.

1074

BO is preparing for a basketball game now, so there are very few online.

We all support BO to win a championship.

Everyone's gifts were mailed away.

I gave him a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao.

At the post office, the staff asked me to find a box to wrap my items in.

So I found a Colgate toothpaste box.

"What did you mail me?" BO asked on the phone.

"It's a surprise, you'll know when the time comes." I said happily.

1075

I thought it would be great fun to use my gift when BO got hurt on the court.

But I didn't expect that BO would be so angry when he used my gift while brushing his teeth.

"Your uncle!!" BO called me.

1076

The boss left a phone number for BO.

"What are you doing?" Bo asked suspiciously.

"My colleague, I want to find him for stimulants." The boss said.

"Stimulants?" BO was even more suspicious.

"Well, Viagra, Weil Meng has everything." The boss felt that his role was fully reflected.

1077

I laughed at the ignorant boss.

This is a misunderstanding.

There is a difference between aphrodisiacs and stimulants.

Aphrodisiacs are topical stimulants.

Stimulants are holistic aphrodisiacs.

1078

The only normal gift is from Da Qu.

He gave BO a NIKE wristband.

BO was very pleased and praised Da Qu in the trade union group.

"Da Qu still understands me." BO said with emotion.

"Well, is it better to know a son than a father." I nodded in agreement.

1079

Little LOLI texted me at night.

"Be careful, the three of them are discussing to kill you."

In the evening my sister-in-law texted me.

"Be careful, the three of them are discussing to kill you."

Tangtang texted me at night.

"Be careful, the three of them are discussing to kill you."

I burst into tears.

1080

Without BO, NAXX still has to continue.

This requires a professional substitute to enter the NAXX group.

Boss's words filled me with boundless hope.

Because I am definitely the most professional substitute in our union. I have been a substitute since MC, I am still a substitute in BWL, I am still a substitute in TAQ, and now I am still a substitute in NAXX.

A professional substitute.

1081

Unfortunately, in the end, sister-in-law took the place of BO and entered NAXX.

The boss told me that they wanted a "professional substitute" not a "professional substitute".

I'm speechless.

Then he still wandered outside the dungeon boredly with Shange.

1082

Everyone in UT was full of laughter and abuse from the boss.

Shange and I sat at the door in a daze.

"When can we go in?" Shange asked me.

"I don't know either." I answered honestly.

"You are the team leader!" Shan Ge sighed.

"The lowest entry is the teacher." I defended.

1083

"Let's go brush Stratholme." Shan Ge suggested.

I thought about it and agreed to his request.

"STSM clears the team, come a fighter who can stop it! Another healer and a mage!" We shouted in the main city.

"T2 fighter!" Someone replied confidently.

After he entered the team, he saw me for the first time, and then he withdrew from the team.

"No, I'm sure I can't hold it back," he said.

Very frankly.

1084

It was 10 o'clock in the evening.

Yoko called me and said that the tribe will make a big move tonight.

"What's the use of telling me? Tell the boss to let him organize someone to watch the house." I thought to myself that it was nonsense for Yoko to ask me.

"Boss said he had to bring some nasi group. There's no time," Yoko said.

"What about BO? Tell him he'll be happy." I figured.

"BO played today and is already asleep," said Yoko.

"What about Da Qu? He should be there, right?" I screened out the final candidate.

"Oh, we have two MMs he knows here, and he is leaving with our tribe's regiment today." Yoko said.

1085

Beauty is a disaster, beauty is disaster.

The two tribal trumpets of the last Daqu finally became a serious problem.

One is called The Cat on the Roof, and the other is called Crazy Cat Trampling.

Is it true that when a man sees a girl with a temperament like a cat, he has no resistance?

Da Qu, Da Qu, the time to choose has come!I don't believe that Da Qu would let brothers kill each other for women.

Want a brother or a woman!I'm going to ask him!

Without hesitation, I called Da Qu.

1086

"I want a woman."

Da Qu said without hesitation.

1087

"Your uncle! Don't fight for justice! Don't fight for justice!" I was very dissatisfied on the phone.

"Fuck, just this once."