If you stay

In our delayed hell with Chinese characteristics of yellow and red, collective cards are used at every turn, green internet speeds can also spacewalk, accounts are randomly banned in the name of combating black gold, customer service makes many inexplicable excuses, players swear at each other, the battlefield Unlimited hang up, the legendary CWOW represented by 9C, it is already very good to have a few people who are willing to go abroad to play games, why bother them?

Da Qu feels that the current PVP is not PVP anymore.

Because in his opinion, Xiaode is either wild or not...

Comrade BO does not comment.

But I want to look for the handsome figure of the hunter in the game.

Resentment, well, I admit that the highest personal level in my life is 1670.

Then little LOLI started playing with BO's thieves.

I have to say that little LOLI is quite talented, and he can learn it under the command of BO.

Play BO's thieves like fighters.

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I reluctantly bought a lot of pirated food at the next stop.

For example, "Wang Zhonggan Yi (Look vertically)" brand ham.

For example, "Waha Kouhe" brand mineral water.

For example, "Women's Lai Lai" brand bread.

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Of course, I also bought my favorite instant noodles.

Its name is too awesome.

"Master Kong" brand instant noodles.

I didn't understand at first either.

This needs to be debunked by IQ.

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When I came back to Tianjin again, I went to buy a mobile phone card first.

Then I called the people in our dormitory.

A lazy "Hello~~" over there

Then I said it was me.

As a result, the world was turned upside down.

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Only then did I know that I had been declared missing for 5 days.

Several brothers in the dormitory saw that I hadn't come back for 3 consecutive days, so they called me suspiciously.

Then my phone was weirdly unreachable.

Three days later, it was rumored that a murder occurred near the school and a person was drowned.

Then 3 days later they called the police.

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Uncle police asked them to identify the body.

Brother Ming in the dormitory boldly looked at the corpse, and then at the face.

"It doesn't seem so fat." Brother Ming said.

"It's a bubble. What about the other characteristics?" The police uncle tried to persuade.

"Oh, it's quite similar to his sleeping habit," Brother Ming concluded looking at the naked corpse. "He also likes to sleep naked."

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The police uncle asked helplessly about my other characteristics.

"I've seen him play basketball, it's so ugly, it's easy to recognize." Haohao from the dormitory said suddenly.

"Oh? This is an important clue!" said the police uncle in surprise. "I'm going to get him a basketball."

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At that time, Dagang District in Tianjin was planting trees.

There are many holes dug in the ground for planting trees.Big pit.Enough to bury a person in a pit.

This directly led to several brain-dead brothers in our dormitory shouting my name one by one.

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Well, let's skip this episode and talk about the next topic.

Let me skip the cross-examination of the police uncle and move on to the next topic.

Let me skip our facilitator's cross-examination and move on to the next topic.

Let me skip the cross-examination of the dormitory next door and move on to the next topic.

Let me skip the cross-examination of Mom and Dad and move on to the next topic.

Let me skip the cross-examination of the Internet cafe owner and move on to the next topic.

Damn, why is everyone here to question me.

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Of course, the police uncle also tried his best to understand a lot of the situation.

A lot of my information has also been mastered by them.

But whatever.

I went to WOW again, the evil WOW.

BO and boss are already in NAXX.

The strange thing is that they grouped me as soon as I got online.

"Where's Da Qu?" I asked, excitedly getting ready to go.

"Da Qu answered a call just now, saying that he was called by the police to find out about the situation." The boss said indifferently.

"I'm out of luck. Boss, BO." I said in horror, "I guess the police will soon ask you to find out about the situation."

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Let's continue talking about the game, and we'll talk about how I was stepped on by them in Shijiazhuang later.

I was lucky enough to enter the territory of NAXX.

Prior to this disgusting reputation has made me rushed.

Of course, when I arrived at NAXX happily, I found that the entire team of 40 people was not interested.

"Black Hand, Song God, Team Killer. The 3 giants are all together today." Someone said privately.

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At the door, I saw the high-end hunter who went to MC with me.

He brought a beautiful orangutan, all white except for the black feet and hands.

I thought this orangutan was cute.

Then I suddenly found out that the pet's name was, Mafia Boss.

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Spider 2 does require teamwork.

This time I am still on the same team as my sister-in-law.

My sister-in-law chatted with me while fighting monsters.

"Didn't participate in the dungeon recently?" Sister-in-law asked kindly.

"No. I'm looking for a BO." I replied.

"Why did you go?" the sister-in-law asked curiously.

"Change your phone." I replied.

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In fact, in the copy of 40 people, everyone needs to be serious about copying the book.

I love the vibe.I also want to do my best for the other 39 people.

But my efforts are always thwarted.Like the boss.

"You just hit it lightly a few times. If you OT, I'll kill you." The boss told me kindly.

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After passing this BOSS, I really don't have OT.

The boss laughed and sent out the damage statistics.

When I saw it, it was quite forward.No. 26.

Honestly, I'm quite proud of it.

Not only does my damage far exceed 10 healers.

Then also defeated 4 defense battles with a slight advantage.

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Since then, the boss has only issued the top 25 injuries.

This directly led to my name never appearing in the leaderboard again.

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[BO] said quietly: You can't practice your skills, it's a shame.

Send to [BO]: My technique is quite good.What's your number?I checked it just now and didn't see it.

[BO] Said quietly: My output is second.You have to work hard.

Send to [BO]: I can be a thief if I want to.The main reason is that hunters are not suitable for outputting this BOSS.

【BO】Whispered: True or false?

Sent to [BO]: Nonsense, what are you doing to lie to you.

"Team Channel" [Boss] said: The leader of this BOSS output is our hunter captain who is not happy with shooting, reward 50 gold, keep working hard.

【BO】Whispered: Grass

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After distributing the equipment, we will move on and challenge the next BOSS.

But I always feel that the server is weird, and the network speed is amazing.

This is a very weird state.

Just when you thought you were disconnected, your character will keep struggling to move a few more times.

When you think the Internet speed is normal, your character will spacewalk smartly again.

"Boss, am I stuck?" My M boss.

The boss didn't respond, and suddenly swiped the screen back to me 1 minute later.

"It seems to be stuck." The boss said.

"Are you stuck?" the boss said.

"Speak." The boss said.

"My uncle's words." The boss said.

"My uncle's talking, I'm asking you." The boss said.

"Where's your uncle's bastard? Talk." The boss said.

"Grass, it seems that you are stuck." The boss said.

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When we were in the midst of a fierce battle with the BOSS, someone suddenly called us to stop moving.

After a while, UT people expressed that they were disconnected.

5 minutes later, when I managed to climb up again, I was surprised to find that the BOSS was gone.

"What's wrong?" The boss who came online later asked even more surprised.

"Oh, the BOSS is offline and hasn't come up yet." I replied calmly.

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A group of people are waiting for the GM who cheated on wages to solve the problem.

The boss is negotiating with the GM excitedly.

"When will it be resolved? 40 of us are here to burn some cards?" The boss was furious.

"Why don't you guys go play BWL first? I'll let you know when this is resolved." The GM said politely.

"It has to be like this." The boss said dissatisfiedly, and began to assemble the team.

"Excuse me sir, you'd better not go to BWL yet." The GM said politely.

"What's wrong? Is it solved here?" The boss asked in surprise.

"No, I just received the notification. The boss of BWL has gone to nowhere." The GM said politely.

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Songshen couldn't bear the loneliness at this time, and was eager to try in UT.

"Do you want to hear me sing? Do you want to hear other people sing?" The song god asked in UT.

The boss decisively decided to end today's activities.

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"Go back to the forum and show me the strategy! Whoever comes to mess with me tomorrow will abolish him!" The boss shouted in UT before leaving.

"Which strategy?" Someone asked.

"It's the strategy for the Spider District!" the boss said impatiently.

"Oh? There are 3 strategies in the spider area, which one should we look at?" the man continued.

"It's the most conspicuous one!" The boss roared angrily. "I'm perfect!"

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after many years.

Countless people can't forget the boss' roar from the bottom of their hearts.

"I ejaculated."

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Bored, we walked out of NAXX.

Da Qu just came online.

"Why did you break up?" Da Qu asked in bewilderment.

"Boss ejaculated." BO said.

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We were bored and decided to squat three seasons of rice.

In such a day when there is no way to make a dungeon, the chances of Three Seasons Rice being refreshed must be very high.

We wretchedly want to kill a few tribal trumpets on the road in order to lure the snake out of the hole.

But there is not a single tribal trumpet in the entire Stranglethorn Vale.

"Why is no one leveling?" The boss asked strangely.

Look around