If you stay

Author of "If·House": Sometimes the right dies

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"If House" is a next-generation online youth novel.A "next generation" youth novel, "Jay Chou" composed the theme song for it.Professor Yang specializes in treating Internet addiction, and "If House" specializes in treating Professor Yang.

A novel about the ordinary life of young netizens, which has been published on the Internet until now—countless people laugh out loud for it, moved by it, sigh with emotion for it, and remain silent for it.Because it is real, it is sunny, and it is a mark of the times.

brief introduction

Introduction to "If·House": Our youth is like a point card, although we can't see it going away, but when we are forced to mature, we realize that we have really passed.When the Internet has become our way of life, each of us has Internet addiction.We are post-80s, a special group.We use the Internet to accommodate our youth that has nowhere to rest, and to satisfy our slightly lonely hearts.

"If House" What does this mean?The whole book seems to be just a story about the years that several Internet nerds with completely different personalities and backgrounds have gone through together.

However, it is this novel about the ordinary life of online nerds that has appeared on the Internet so far——

Countless people burst into laughter for it;

Countless people were moved by it;

Countless people sighed for it;

Countless people are silent about it.

Because it is real, it is sunny, and it is a mark of the times.

In the 70s we dedicated our youth to the college entrance examination, in the 80s we dedicated our youth to poetry, in the 90s we dedicated our youth to television, and in the new century we dedicated our youth to the Internet.

This is our life - the online youth of [-] million Chinese netizens.

"If House" is suitable for: 80-90 netizens, the author's fan group, World of Warcraft players, mop lovers, etc., mainly young people.

About the Author

Sometimes Die Right, a cutting-edge writer who rose rapidly in 08, is good at describing the most complicated emotions with the simplest writing style; after "Cold-Blooded Smile" became famous, "If, House" reached the pinnacle of writing.

Start with ease, slowly substitute the emotions of ordinary people, and write the memories that everyone will have. This is sometimes the most magical part of Youdie's writing.You'll go from laughing to brooding, brooding to thinking, and thinking to a final smile.

His slightly rebellious personality and dull heart have constructed his unique perspective, allowing him to obtain the most direct feeling.This is why he was able to cross the great writing wall of gorgeous rhetoric, and uniquely created a brand-new style of writing, which is the "right-right style" writing mode praised by everyone on the Internet.It is precisely this sense of jumping that makes people want to stop while leaving countless room for thinking.

If Jean can be described in one sentence, then, sometimes he dies right, he is a warm writer.

前言

The first WOW trade union I joined after the college entrance examination was introduced by my former friends.Fortunately or unfortunately, during the 24 hours I joined this trade union, I experienced the union's most glorious moment and its worst moment.After several hardships, the union finally pushed Nefarian (the last boss of BWL) for the first time at 12 o'clock one night.After the AL brother sword was issued, the president gave it to MT without hesitation, and MT also retired without hesitation.The next afternoon, a serious injury case occurred in an Internet cafe in the urban area. A young man was injured by four people with blunt objects and a leg was broken.According to the owner of the Internet cafe at the time, he only saw four people with red eyes getting out of a taxi, which was obviously caused by staying up late.They walked up to a person who was playing World of Warcraft, and the leader only asked, "What do you mean?" The person froze for a moment, but came up without answering.Bloodshed ensued.

In fact, I would not have known such details.However, all the characters seemed to be familiar to me, except the victim.The person who asked the unlucky nonsense is my boss, nicknamed the boss.The person who broke the hand of that unlucky ghost was BO, my high school classmate.The person who watched the beating while smoking a cigarette, and then calmly asked our former trade union MT account password was called Da Qu, and he was basically my high school classmate.I was the last person called on impromptu.

The police detained BO for a total of 7 days, and the boss took us to hide for 7 days. Seven days later, the server's second largest trade union has been disbanded.

"It's just starting all over again." The boss comforted us.

At the beginning of the university, there was no Internet, and only Internet cafes allowed me to go online with a few of them at the same time.

When everyone was sleeping, it was time for the few of us to start practicing the trumpet.

"What's the use of going to college?" the boss said more than once.

Playing LM is also really depressing. Unlimited in the wild is caught by the tribe's tuba, and BO is depressed and often yells in UT.Until one day, BO suddenly dropped the line, and then did not come back up all night.

After the second day came, BO matured a lot in UT and never got angry again.

We didn't know until a long time later that BO angrily yelled "I belong to X Tribe TM!" at the Internet cafe that night, and a group of people immediately stood up opposite him.

At that time, the ratio of LM and BL was about 1:15.

After telling this story, BO showed us the scars he left at that time.

I was fairly honest in school, and I would fall asleep playing with them until 2 or 3 o'clock at night, and they couldn't wake them up no matter how much they yelled at UT.Reluctantly, I asked the network administrator who had a good relationship with me to replace my headset with a stereo.

Really exciting.Even the brothers in the Internet cafe next door are often cheered up at 2 or 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.

One day, I didn't feel sleepy at 2 or 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, so I went to the toilet of the Internet cafe.

Then I heard the whole Internet cafe shouting "X your uncle is asleep again, isn't he?"

But I was a full 5 minutes older that day.

So my uncle was also Xed by many voices for 5 minutes.

At level 20 we started to build our own guild.

I heard that 10 signatures are required.Then the boss bought many trumpets at the price of one gold per person and established our trade union.

Looking at the many trumpets, the boss said with emotion, our trade union should be called hundreds of people.

After 1 day, we had less than 50 people.

After 2 days, we called 10 people.

After 3 days, we called 4 people to help.

The boss is the first one to reach 60. He often teaches us to practice hard and improve every day.

Da Qu is the second to reach 60, 2 days later than the boss.

BO is the third to reach 60, 2 hours later than Da Qu.

I am the fourth to 60, one month later than BO.

I didn't know how to use plugins back then, not at all.

They all disdain my laziness, thinking that this thing will be easy to learn.

Then during that time, I often saw them running naked with many people, scolding those who hacked their accounts and killed their children and grandchildren.

Surprisingly, I haven't been stolen once.

Finally, the boss started to write his own plug-ins.

The eldest is one of the earliest graduates among us.He is 1 year older than us and graduated 7 years earlier than us.

Oh, the signing unit of the boss's academic certificate is "Zhonghua Street Primary School".

"What's the use of going to college?" The boss taught us more than once.

But when BO went abroad 4 years later, the boss still told BO to study hard.

The boss suggested that I major in mining.He thinks this is the most profitable.

I don't think so. When I was 60, my horses were all sponsored by them.

"How can mining not make money?" The boss asked me strangely when he bought me a horse.

"I have been picking for so long, and the NPC will give me a little money." I answered truthfully.

It took BO a day to let me understand what AH, that is, the auction house is all about.

I finally know that someone is willing to spend more money than NPCs to buy my mines.Everyone is happy.

BO happily made me a lot of grenades and told me to defend myself.

I immediately felt invincible.I can be proud of the world.I can have my revenge.

The next day I was guarded at the gate of Orgrimmar for 4 hours.

The boss said that our soldiers are more skilled than many.We think so too.

The boss said that people should have higher pursuits.We think so too.

The boss said that BL can't kill you, so you have to spend with him.We think so too.

The boss said that you have to be flexible in life.We think so too.

The boss said let's wash the intersection.We think so too.

10

At that time, there was no current JJC system, so I judged whether the opponent was a master or not based on the name.

What little white rabbit, big bad wolf, I will never let them go.

On the contrary, when I think about the messenger of light or the demon king of hell, I usually avoid them.

But the English name is very difficult to handle.I couldn't react at the first time, so I could only look it up in the dictionary.

This directly led to more than 4 points in my level 500 exam

11

BO play hunter.He always complains that his weapons are ugly.

Until he saw Da Qu's corn on the cob and an excavator. The two are neck and neck and carried on the back of Da Qu Xiao D, which looks like a migrant worker no matter how you look at it.

And when I was playing hunter, I couldn't laugh or cry about the hunter's epic mission.

After accepting the mission, it took me 2 full months before I got the leaf of MC Old 9.

Then 1 month later, I got the bow.

After I took the leaf, the boss comforted another hunter, saying, look, the next time it comes out, it will be yours.

Then we just went to BWL.

12

At that time, there was a shortage of money, and many people had already started to form gold groups.

gold group