Daozun and I turned the enemy into gay[Jian San]

The professor obviously had a deep impression of such a big man disappearing in the teaching building at the time.

He sighed deeply, with unspeakable fatigue in his expression: "Let's be honest, are you the one who has someone roll your name for you, or the one who rolls your roll and jumps off a building in class?"

Shu Yao: "..."

To be honest, neither of the two choices gave him the desire to admit it.

He talked about him from left to right, and said solemnly to Wei Heng: "Ah Heng, the demons outside are still raging, why don't we—"

Chop two thunders and roast them.

Shu Yao found that the Mozu is really a good race.

If you understand your mind, you can see through it at a glance.

Hit as soon as you say it, and never waste time with nonsense.

the most important is--

When embarrassing, you can take them out to save the day.

It can be said to be a loving figure struggling on the front line.

The professor is worthy of being an academic elite and a big name in the industry.

Once the original three views are ruthlessly broken, and after accepting the existence of a certain thing, the professor can be said to draw inferences from one fact, and one point will make sense:

"Tell me, or are those two people you? Anyway, I haven't seen anything in the past half a day, so don't worry that I, an old man, can't stand it."

Shu Yao: "..."

No, teach you to worry too much.

He worries about his own reputation.

"Axiu, are you so handsome?"

After a period of buffering, Tiance also had to accept the cruel facts.

His relatives and friends, the King of Thunder and Lightning in the game, the Internet-addicted teenager——

He actually became the King of Thunder and Lightning.

Tiance exclaimed with a bit of surprise, a bit of admiration, and a bit of admiration:

"I always thought that when everyone said they were going to jump off a building when they were in school, they were talking for fun. Who hasn't been driven crazy by studies? Who doesn't want to get rid of it once and for all?"

Shu Yao just wanted to cover Tiance's mouth and tell him to stop talking nonsense.

Tiance: "I didn't expect you, Axiu, to be different! You really dance! You are unambiguous in what you say!"

Shu Yao: "..."

Thank you, he doesn't really want to keep his word like this.

Zang Jian was also deeply shocked: "That's right, if someone else has supernatural powers, if they don't want to save the common people, or if they don't want to destroy the world—"

Shu Yao: "..."

Thank you, did it all.

Right now, I just want to live a happy life with no waves, no shame and no shame. It's good to skip class and have a relationship.

Cang Jian suddenly realized: "But Axiu, you are different! You are a real-life King of Thunder and Lightning, possessing supernatural powers, and you actually just want to fulfill your student dreams and jump off the building to skip class!"

professor:"……"

Should he be honored? ? ?

Even the person in charge was stunned by this miraculous plot development.

But he is, after all, a person in charge who has seen the world.

He is the person in charge who carries the safety of the country on his shoulders and is responsible for dealing with ghosts!

He knows that at this time, he just needs to close his eyes and blow:

"That's right, master is worthy of being a master, and he has lived up to his original intention from the beginning! Tsk tsk, this kind of heart and this perseverance alone are not something others can have!"

The person in charge was full of voice and emotion, and his cadenced speech successfully aroused the resonance of all the celestial masters present.

They shook their heads and sighed endlessly:

"Yes, if possible, who wouldn't want to jump a mountain when they were young?"

"It's a pity that he was not good at learning skills at that time. When he cultivated enough, he was an old man with old bones and old legs. He was full of disciples and grandchildren. I couldn't afford to lose this person."

Fortunately, there were no people present.

Otherwise, they may not be very relieved when they see such a person in charge and such a celestial master.

After all, when you think about relying on these people to guarantee your personal safety, no matter how big your heart is, you can't feel at ease no matter what.

Shu Yao: "..."

He just begged them to shut up.

Give him a little face and final dignity.

Mozun is also human.

The devil also wants face, and he wants to live by maintaining his dignity.

He saw Wei Heng showing sporadic smiles that he couldn't help but suddenly despaired.

Looking at Ning Liufeng's unreserved gloating, he almost laughed out loud on the spot, and couldn't help but feel even more desperate.

Ning Liufeng's lips were filled with a smile, and his reserved coughing could not stop him from throwing stones at him undisguisedly:

"I see that your bones are strange, your talents are extraordinary, and your cultivation is superb——"

I'm coming.

If you catch ten magic sticks on the street, eight of them will say that classic sentence.

However, Ning Liufeng changed the subject and said with a stroke of genius: "I don't want to not devote myself to learning and not to talk, but to jump off the building and skip class. Is it worthy of the teacher's kindness?"

The professor suddenly felt that Ning Liufeng was pleasing to the eye.

Of course, it is the professor's own problem that he is not pleasing to the eyes of such a beautiful woman with the confidence to say "no one in the world does not love me".

His love of materialism prevails over all.

Shu Yao was shocked.

Yes, the professor is qualified to accuse him of jumping off a building in class, Tiance Zangjian has an excellent attendance rate, and he can also laugh at his coquettish manipulation.

Even Wei Heng, who founded the Lun Dao platform, can blame him for not being considerate of the grace of teaching.

But Ning Liufeng, where did he get the face?

Ning Liufeng was straightforward and righteous: "I once built a college, and I was most sympathetic to the teacher's teaching. When I saw lazy students who didn't want to learn, I couldn't help but hate iron and steel."

Shu Yao was silent for a moment, and said admiringly, "Then the students you teach must have extraordinary perseverance."

Unexpectedly, he could rise up without raising the pole, holding high the banner of defeating the dean.

Ning Liufeng also agreed: "Yes, my most proud student is my Taoist companion."

Shu Yao: "..."

He was more sincere and heartfelt: "Then your Taoist couple really sacrificed their lives to save people for the country and the people."

This is probably the courage to put aside the ego and save the students and the people from the fire and water for everyone?

This kind of person can be the emperor, the king of a country, and set an example for all people.

It is really a great thing for the common people in the world.

Ning Liufeng smiled, feeling sentimental and more proud.

His face was shining brightly, as if the heavens and the earth were turned upside down for a moment, and the tomb was illuminated like a fairyland Yaotai: "Yes, if you can be my Taoist partner, then you must be a dragon and a phoenix among people, and there is no one in a million."

Shu Yao: "..."

There is no way to talk about this.

Ning Liufeng seemed to be born with the ability to accept all polite words, no matter if they were sincere or not.

It seemed that he thought in his heart that he was born to be so good, and his Taoist companion should be so good, worthy of all exaggerated and excessive compliments.

Even when the ridicule passed his eyes, Ning Liufeng would have the illusion that "I must be good in everything, it's so terrible that I made you bother to ridicule", and he accepted it frankly.

The sun and moon shine on Jinyintai.

Ning Liufeng has a bright smile.

Immediately after that, Wei Hengjian made a round of sun and moon.

Wei Heng is not good at words.

But that round of sun and moon shining on the wall is the greatest protection.

Just like at this moment, he knew that Shu Yao must be quite ashamed and annoyed, so he didn't want to talk about it anymore.

He just drew out his sword directly, turned the spearhead, and pointed at the demons.

With a cold voice, Silent Shadow came out of the sheath with a sad sound!

Its blue and vast sword light is like a dragon coming out of the abyss.

When the dragon comes out of the abyss, it will naturally be greeted by thunder.

The celestial masters were shocked, and felt the thunder outside was boundless and mighty, eliminating all evil.

Ordinary people also heard the roar of thunder, which was deafening.

Ning Liufeng also drew his sword.

The moment his sword came out of its sheath, everyone couldn't help but burst into tears.

Except for the professors who protect the body from all evils with materialism, they are not from majors, and they are not good at writing.

They are not Shu Yaowei Heng, who can see the depth of their skills and their cultivation base at a glance.

But their hearts and minds were firmly occupied by a domineering idea.

This is the most beautiful woman in the world.

It is the best knife in the world.

The number one beauty in the world is paired with the number one knife in the world.

If he drew a sword, no one would care about his beauty or ugliness, male, female, old or young just by looking at his sword.

If he keeps his sword in its sheath and only looks at his appearance, no one cares about his practice of swordsmanship and his level of cultivation.

But Ning Liufeng has both.

It turns out that perfection really exists in the world.

Soon, the weapons were all back into their sheaths.

"Don't look, it's clean."

Shu Yao's words were concise and to the point, but just a few words made the person in charge relax from the tense state, and his legs almost staggered when his legs softened.

"Great...great."

The special communication device on his waist beeped, and when it was connected, his companion's voice was not as cold and calm as before, telling him with ecstasy of relief that everything on the ground had returned to normal, and there were no casualties.

Ning Liufeng stood with the saber in his hand, his expression was as usual, without any ups and downs.

It's like on the inscription, he is willing to spend pen and ink to mention his Taoist companion and everyone in the world who loves me, but he is stingy to spend an extra word on his magnificent life.

Single-handedly kill the demons.

Alone on the temple.

To Ning Liufeng, it seemed that he had nothing to boast about.

It's better to be at ease with Taoist companions.

Not as good as a strand of his own hair.

Really interesting person.

The person in charge gradually regained his sanity, and asked Ning Liufeng respectfully, "This expert, you are so strange about the follow-up matters. Do you have any instructions, expert?"

"Just don't dig indiscriminately in the nearby mountains."

Ning Liufeng said lightly: "Originally this time, there will be no major incidents. With my saber energy governing thousands of miles around, the monsters can't hurt people."

"The reason why I didn't solve them is really because of you..."

Ning Liufeng also had a headache: "Your materialism is too firm."

"Before the excavation of the mountain, I also made a movement warning, thunderstorms fell from the sky, and floods flooded the mountains, all of which were explained by you with science."

As a result, Ning Liufeng, a man who had been paralyzed in the tomb for tens of thousands of years without doing any serious work, was forced to pick up the mobile phone that his descendants burned to him, and began to learn materialism.

By the way, I learned a proficient Mandarin.

then…

Then no.

Addicted to games, addicted to krypton gold, unable to extricate themselves.

What can he do?

You can't hack directly, and you can't leave the tomb with your soul out of your body.

I had no choice but to turn a blind eye to the demons while ensuring that they would not hurt people, and let the group of firm believers in materialism know that supernatural events are real.

"Others are fine."

Ning Liufeng waved his hands, and his sleeves were like flowing clouds: "I'm just a ray of spiritual thoughts. I'm happy to stay here. You don't have to thank me very much. Just burn more paper money on your mobile phone during the holidays."

"Professor." The person in charge turned his head and said numbly, "I remember that the person in charge of digging mountains and repairing tunnels seems to be an engineer from the same university as the professor."

Look at you materialists.

Look at the master again.

They all come from the same school, so why is there such a big difference?

professor:"???"

Blame me? ?

He inevitably angered Shu Yao.

You say you are a feudal superstition, what materialism do you study, what politics do you take, what history department do you choose? ? ?

Seeing the dust settle, Tiance hid his sword, and he also thought about asking the doubts that lingered in their hearts, as if scratching their hearts:

"Axiu, we met Ji three months ago, why did you change your appearance, so that we dare not recognize each other."

Shu Yao: "That's a long story."

He asked Wei Heng: "Ah Heng, why don't we stay in modern times for a few more years before going back."

He likes this era.

I also like the Xiuxian world and the friends there.

As a demon with a long lifespan, of course he needs both.