Daozun and I turned the enemy into gay[Jian San]

"My little brother, I'm sorry to bother you, just ask for directions."

Ever since Tiance followed the mobile phone navigation that he said was absolutely reliable, and walked for more than an hour to the wilderness where no one was seen, the two of them had never seen anyone to ask for directions.

I can only temporarily convince myself that it is difficult to believe their poor sense of direction in the reverse direction of the opening.

The result is that the more you go, the more you go, and even the mobile phone has no signal, and it is not too far from the time when the battery is too low to shut down.

Of course, Tibetan Sword would not let go of this opportunity to ask for directions.

The homeless men in front slowly turned around, revealing pale and stiff faces.

Zang Jian subconsciously sucked in a breath of cold air.

There was a decayed paleness on their faces, as if they had been buried underground for a long time without seeing the light of day.

The eyes with black pupils and dull eyes are more prominent.

Zang Jian took two steps back, trying to pull Tiance away.

Tiance has a lot of nerves.

After all, if it is cold today and the homeless man with the poorest material conditions, it is normal for his face to turn pale and look dull.

As he thought about it, he patiently repeated what Zang Jian had said.

The other party's dark pupils stared at them for a while.

I don't know if it was because of the sunset, but Tian Ce suddenly felt that the weather was getting colder, and the cool wind was blowing from all directions, blowing into the muscles and bones, and scraping the dead leaves on the dead branches to silence the deserted rustling sound.

The face of the homeless man looked even more abnormal in the darkened sky for half a year.

There are words in their mouths, and the words they spit out are vague, with some kind of weird rhythm.

Anyway, it was a language Tibetan Sword Tian Ce couldn't understand.

Zang Jian's whole body shuddered, and immediately stopped hesitating, pulled up Tiance, turned around and ran away!

Thanks to his quick reaction, Tiance was saved intact from the wolf-like vagabonds.

If Zangjian's reaction was a second slower, Tiance's shoulder would probably be torn off a large piece of flesh.

Tiance howled while running: "No, I can understand that you have been hungry for a long time in winter, you just asked us for money! Why are you running up and biting people quietly? Bullying me to pay attention to personal hygiene and look good Do you want to eat it!"

Zang Jian really wanted to be laughed at by him, he almost lost his breath when he was running wildly, and turned around and shouted: "Shut up!"

They dare not slow down.

The gaze behind his back is heavy, like a wolf, tiger and beast locking on his inevitable prey, if there is any substance.

Tiance didn't close it, howling: "I want to get on the horse!"

Zang Jian turned around and shouted: "Then I still want to smash them with a windmill! Don't think about it, just concentrate on running!"

After all, the two are young college students with peak physical strength. They have achieved full marks in the 1000-meter long run, and their explosive speed with the bonus of fear makes it difficult for the demons to catch up for a while.

However, the strength of ordinary people cannot be compared with that of demons after all.

Tiance hid his sword and ran for a while, but he was short of breath, and his steps were not as good as before.

On the other hand, the demons behind them, even though they had just come out of the ancient tomb at the beginning, did not move their muscles and bones, but the fresh blood food was the most attractive bait, deeply attracting them who had not done tooth sacrifice for thousands of years.

Seeing that Tiance Zangjian was about to be caught up, he was in danger.

******

Those who can be specially invited by the relevant departments to solve the matter of this mausoleum are all outstanding figures who have been immersed in the contemporary practice world for dozens or even hundreds of years.

Even though their faces are rosy and full of energy, the wrinkles on their faces and their slightly stooped figures can't fool anyone.

In comparison, Shu Yao and Wei Heng are simply brats with too much show.

All the celestial masters are also people who have seen the big world and experienced ups and downs, so naturally they don't like to judge people by their appearance.

Even though these two young men were really too good-looking, let them rub their eyes for a long time first, and stare at their old friend's white hair folds for a long time, to make sure that they are not old-eyed and dim-sighted.

Then I closed my eyes and felt the aura on the plane carefully, to make sure that the two young people didn't have illusion disguise, or ghost form.

After doing these two movements, all the celestial masters felt a little ashamed.

Isn't it just a skin?

After all these years of practice, still can't understand the truth of beauty and bones?As for wanting to dig three feet to dig out people's origins?

Fortunately.

When they caught sight of those old acquaintances out of the corner of their eyes, their deadly enemies did exactly the same as themselves, and the celestial masters would not be so embarrassed.

For the sake of their remaining face, they tried to hold back their dignity, trying to maintain their prestige by talking about serious things:

"This time I went to the ancient tomb of Wuyue, it is said that the monsters are very dangerous. Have you prepared for it?"

Following your words, the celestial masters took out bronze nails, mahogany swords, gossip plates, black dog blood and various talismans one after another.

It is simply a large-scale superstitious scene where a crowd gathers.

The stench of black dog blood successfully caught Shu Yao's attention.

He turned his head and reminded: "Well... I'm going to take the liberty to say that the blood of a black dog may not be very effective against that strange species."

All the celestial masters stared at Shu Yao steadfastly.

Although he looked too young, but there were so many capable people and strangers in the world, the relevant departments must have their own considerations in choosing Shu Yao.

The celestial masters are still at ease with the actions of the relevant departments.

There was a slight pause in Shu Yao's words: "They... are addicted to food, and black dog blood is probably not very useful."

Anyway, apart from filling the stomachs of the demons, there is no other use.

The Celestial Masters nodded solemnly.

They sincerely asked: "May I ask this fellow Taoist, which thing has the strongest restraint against monsters?"

"Thunder?"

Shu Yao thought for a while, not sure.

At least he remembered that the demons were quite afraid of his thunder.

The celestial masters nodded and selected the Five Thunder Talisman.

Wei Heng added: "Daylight."

The demons retreated when they saw the sun and the moon shining on the wall, and they were afraid if they thought about it.

The celestial masters picked up the Great Sun Brilliant Talisman again.

……

It is as if who in this world can see the cold sound and silent shadow, and the sun and the moon shine on the jade and the two swords are not afraid.

******

Tiance's hidden sword is blessed with great destiny.

Before they couldn't move their legs and were on the verge of despair, they kept chasing after them, and the footsteps murmured like death suddenly stopped.

They didn't dare to stop, and ran for a long distance before they dared to look back slightly.

When I turned around, I couldn't move my eyes away.

They saw a young man in red.

Rao is because of the distance and the darkness of the sky——

Even if that young man just stood there flatly.

His complexion is like the light of the sky, shining for ten miles like the bright day.

The two couldn't see clearly what his eyebrows, eyes, mouth and nose looked like.

But involuntarily came up with a domineering thought that occupied the whole heart:

The man must be very good-looking.

A person with that face is by no means a bad person.

[On Yangou's Thinking Logic Series].

The celestial masters put down their mahogany swords and gossip plates.

As soon as they got off the plane, they were startled by the turmoil in the air.

There must be a monster nearby.

Before the celestial masters negotiated a regulation, they watched the two young men's figures flicker, only showing a fluttering corner of their clothes.

When the old bones and legs of the celestial masters finally caught up, they watched those monsters fall to the ground, their bodies scorched black.

Even though their bodies were so seriously injured and blood was flowing in patches, they clasped their hands tightly to the ground, still stubbornly drawing deep marks, trying to escape from these two fairy-like young men.

The Celestial Masters had a strange feeling in their hearts.

It seems that the strange species that should be showing off its power has turned upside down with the steadfast and unyielding celestial master.

They shook their heads, shrugged off the dangerous thoughts in their minds, and turned their attention to the innocent Tian Ce Zangjian.

How to protect the three materialist views of the successors of socialism is a good question.

Actually don't bother with them.

Tiance Zangjian quickly came to a logical and self-consistent conclusion.

Thanks to the celestial masters for wearing their own robes, Shu Yao also changed back to his piercing red dress.

There is a subtle resemblance to Qixiu's style.

Coupled with the 100% similar cold sound and silent shadow at the waist

"Brothers, you play really well—"

Tiance took a deep breath, his voice still breathless: "You said it's not uncommon to make a movie about Jiansan now, but it's rare to make such a big movement like you and restore Luo Dao's corpse."

Shu Yao: "..."

Tiance has a great heart and can run a horse.

After realizing it was just a false alarm, he immediately released himself and said with a smile: "But you extras are indeed a little too dedicated to your work. You chase after people when you see them, but it scares us a lot."

Shu Yao sighed lightly.

After all, he and Tiance Zangjian are relatives and friends who have played jjc together for several years, won the rankings, and wiped the floor.

I still couldn't bear the shattering of the world view of the two of them.

"Yes."

Shu Yao was very serious: "It's true that their brains are not very good, I will deduct their food in return."

For the demons, this is probably a worse punishment than death

Tiance Zangjian nodded.

Tibetan sword is silent.

When the young man spoke, Zang Jian had a strong sense of familiarity, as if he had heard this voice before.

But if he had seen such an amazing character before, how could he not have left an impression?

Perhaps it was just a false alarm hallucination.

He suppressed the doubts in his heart.

At this time, there was a sound of gas whistle, and the headlights of the car were dazzling.

They are a large group of people, and it is difficult not to be seen.

The person in charge ran out of the car panting, looking a little flustered.

The situation is urgent, and he can speak concisely: "Masters, there are too many monsters coming out of the mausoleum, breaking through the defense line. I see that the situation is not good, and I have already applied for emergency support from the upper military region."

Tiance hid his sword: "???"

what?

Not only did it restore the scene of Luo Dao's corpse, but is it also a modern version?

So dedicated? ? ?

The professor got out of the car through the door on the other side, frowning displeasedly.

He was obviously overwhelmed by the style of the person in charge, and kept saying:

"Let me tell you, don't listen to the wind and the rain. The feudal superstition style is bad. The ancient tomb is two or three thousand years old. The customs of that era are quite different from the modern ones. It is normal to have some abnormalities and differences. Besides, buried in the For more than 3000 years underground, some chemical phenomena are very wonderful..."

"I understand your traditions. Before digging, it's normal to find someone's way to seek psychological comfort. But you must clearly distinguish the main contradiction, and you can't put the cart before the horse and have no intention of getting down to business."

Feudal superstitions: "..."

principal:"……"

If admitting cowardice could solve the problem, he really wanted to kneel down to the professor.

"and many more--"

The professor noticed the disabled demons moving slowly on the ground: "What's the matter with these people? I know that our country has a large population, but the relief benefits that we should have are indispensable."

He was very saddened by the tragedy in the world, and wished he could beat his chest and stamp his feet.

principal:"……"

If the welfare is really done well, they should be the ones lying on the ground.

"Not two or three thousand years."

Shu Yao made a sound.

His voice was so cold that Night Breeze didn't dare to move: "It should be 3 to [-] years old."

"Entertainment stars concentrate on entertainment."

The professor couldn't help being shaken by his face.

But the professor deserves to be a loyal believer in Marxist materialism.

Carry out the equality of all people, regardless of men, women, old or young, tall or short, beautiful or ugly.

He said solemnly: "This is the result of a joint appraisal by a group of archaeological experts in China. The margin of error is definitely not that exaggerated. With the productivity of the Stone Age 3 to [-] years ago, it is impossible to have a mausoleum of this scale."

"The upper floor may be the ancient tomb of Wuyue more than 2000 years ago."

Shu Yao pressed the cold voice with his fingers: "But below, there is another cave."

He smiled slightly, full of interest: "My sword wants to talk, it wants to say that it has met a magical soldier who is a match for chess."

professor:"……"

If the sword wants to speak, let the sword speak.

Anyway, he didn't want to talk to a feudal superstitious young man who obviously had some brain problems.

Seeing that the atmosphere was so embarrassing, the person in charge had to come out and say haha:

"Speaking of which, the two are destined."

"This master is from the professor's school, and there are students from the same major!"

He admired: "The master is young and promising, he is a young talent. He is only in his third year, so he is still young!"