As a coser, I passed through before I finished my makeup

Although my head is bald, my green thing is finally gone.

Compared with a head of non-mainstream green long hair, a mere bald head is nothing. Will I be short of a wig as a dignified coser?

Obviously, there is no shortage; can I be a coser who can't draw eyebrows?Obviously, I can draw.

As for other places, such as the hair on my legs-it will be gone, and next time the character with legs exposed, I don't even need to remove the hair, it's very nice.

"You are the real light." My friend laughed at me, but according to his observation, I still have a chance to grow hair.

I'm going to get some ginger to stimulate it, the earth method, and rice washing water or something.

"You are really my big brother, can you believe in science? After the epidemic is unblocked, why don't you go to the hospital to have a look? Find a doctor to study the problem, isn't it delicious?" My friend listened to my plan to buy ginger , looking like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

It seems to be the same. Although I have a little bit of special experience, in essence, I am still a three-dimensional human being. If you are bald, you should see a doctor.

Wait, if the doctor asks me why I am so bald and clean, how should I answer?

"A special hobby?"

"...You are really my close friend." I covered my head, I can't make myself look like a psychopath, can I?

Jiyou rolled his eyes, "How many patients has the doctor seen? It's just one or two brain-damaged people. If you see too many, you won't make a fuss. At most, you will become a topic of conversation in the hospital's wechat group, and no one knows it." You." As he spoke, Jiyou patted me on the shoulder seriously, "You have to remember, as long as you are not embarrassed, the one who is embarrassed is someone else!"

No, although I can show off, please let me put on a vest to show off, and use my original identity - I can't show off!

After all, I still have some social fears in essence.

Jiyou narrowed his eyes, "Social terror?" He turned on the computer and brought up the scene of me molesting Misaki in "K", "This may be a social terrorist."

Help, let me see for myself, I really feel so ashamed!

What on earth was I thinking?

Am I so fierce in the vest?

"If you really want a vest, then you can go to the hospital in a cosplay suit. If you are bald—how about Mr. Qitama, I have clothes here." Jiyou actually gave me advice with a serious face.

"Are you insane!" Although I like Saitama-sensei very much, even though I am not in the least guilty of showing Saitama's cosplay, but you let me go to the hospital in such a suit with a cape? !

I'm afraid it's not directly going to social news.

Friends, you are really afraid that I will not be famous.

"Boss Ji, really, don't mess with me, quickly use your ingenuity to make me a normal wig that I can take out, please." I don't have normal boy wigs, but he There is a long black wig, and I brought one before, but there is no ready-made one to cut out.

As for Tony's technology, it depends on my friends. I can't do it. I always buy ready-made or ask my friends for help.

"Boss Ji? Call me dad, and I'll make it for you if you call me dad." Jiyou, as always, wants to be my dad all day long.

Just kidding, am I such an easy-going person!

"Please, Abba Abba!" Sorry, I am.

Jiyou looked satisfied, and even touched my bald head, "My dear son, leave it to your father!"

In fact, it feels good to celebrate the new year like this. After I gave my parents a video at night, I started to go to the forum to collect wool. The update of Ghost Slayer is continuing. I have found that through the forum, I found that I was looking for middle-aged patients to do free work for me— —Ahem, it should be said that it is more feasible to find like-minded friends who will protect world peace with me.

It's just that the efficiency is too low, and some foreshadowing and investigation are needed.

If this continues, not only will my hair not grow back, but I think my friend will also become bald.

Have to find some other way to squeeze the wool.

"By the way, have you figured out a name yet?" Jiyou was arranging his wig while chatting with me while playing music outside. It really looked like a barber shop.

Seeing that I didn't answer, he repeated the question again.

I rubbed my chin, "Team Rocket?"

"You have watched too many Pokémon, you are plagiarizing, you know, be careful with the warning from the lawyer!"

I'm not good at naming names, otherwise you can see that now, in a different world, I can have no name without a name, it's too difficult.

After the Sword of Damocles and the Dresden Stone Disk were programmed by my friend and I, the general framework that was originally envisioned is now in place.

However, there are only two amateur technical maintenance personnel - well, one and a half, my friend is [-], and I am [-], which is not enough to watch.

"Just the two of us, or the Errenzhuan Research Center?" I suddenly thought of a sand sculpture name.

The friend disagreed, "You don't intend to let the two of us have livers all the time, do you think I have a few livers, and I have to save some livers for liver games, it's too unlucky."

makes sense……

But my name is useless.

Jiyou is worse than me, he is not as good as me in naming, he can't even think of a duo.

"How about...just be simple and rough? Two-dimensional crossing the base?" Don't engage in those fancy things.

The base friend agreed, "But the base sounds very low, how about a two-dimensional crossing company?"

"Division? What kind of unit is this?"

"...I've been playing Magic Awakening recently, you know, I added a player group - Magic Division, it sounds very advanced." Jiyou has fallen into a new game pit recently, as Krypton Gold Liver Emperor, he Recently, I can stay in the toilet for more than half an hour to play liver games.

I doubt he will be warned of hemorrhoids one day.

Everyone has hemorrhoids.

However, the name seems to be really good.

I turned on the laptop I brought with me and created a new ID with the new email address. From now on, this will be the shared account of me and my friends.

The name is Two-dimensional Crossing Division.

Additional departments may be added later as appropriate.

I figured it out when I was thinking about it.

But by the time I'm actually up and running, I'm going to be gone—

Are there so many traversers from various worlds!

To sort these out is just asking for trouble.

If there is no B mark, I feel that Jiyou and I are like a small workshop operated without a license.

Help.

My friends and I looked at each other in pairs, and none of them were good at operations.

The wool gathered on the forum is still in other things. We plan to build a website with special space-time power to facilitate some future possibilities.

Recently, Jiyou and Forum Wool are doing this.

Wait, isn't school starting soon?

I didn't write my fucking homework, and the teacher of modern and contemporary literature last semester left a paper homework!

Help, help, I have to find some time for homework!

Just when I was overwhelmed, looking at my homework, Jiyou suddenly felt blessed, "I remember I used to suggest that you use the time difference to study in the animation world, right?"

"Yes, yes, but there is no chance now!" After setting up the space-time barrier, it is necessary to prevent this kind of unexpected crossing, manage the power of the dimension, and maintain the stability of time and space in our world.

I have made up my homework until I feel dizzy. It is so difficult to write modern and contemporary papers. I am an ancient prose party!

Jiyou was behind me, and suddenly slapped my bare head with one hand, "Advanced Pokémon, it's up to you!"

"...Ah?" I copied something on the webpage with my finger - how can this be called copying?I am learning from it, and I will change it so that others cannot see it.

Good boy, don't learn from me, I'm a useless dog now.

"If you can't get three-dimensional wool, go get Two-dimensional wool!" My friend pulled my computer chair back, let my hands leave the keyboard and mouse, and then turned the chair to his direction.Jiyou looked at me seriously, "It's hard to find three-dimensional workers, but it's not easy to find two-dimensional workers!"

I was slowed down for a while in rushing for the thesis, and then woke up like a dream, and suddenly realized.

Jiyou really wakes up the dreamer with one word.

That's right, liver what liver.

Isn't it delicious to go whoring Two-dimensional for nothing!

I thought about it seriously, thinking about the pineapple head who was trapped in the can and worked for Peng Lie for ten years, pretending to be disobedient every day but actually very angry, thinking about it. An Wujun, the king of social animals at work, and Lelouch, the strongest pretending king in Brittania and the king of self-marketing, are not all good wool!

Even a part-time job is good!

I glanced at Jiyou with admiration, and decided so happily.

I pushed the homework aside, "Should we put out a job advertisement and make some rules and regulations, in short, let us look like a formal unit!"

"You are studying Chinese, and you have an elective for advertising, so you write it."

However, my homework is not finished yet.

"I'll help you search and make up for mere papers."

Oh, my good friend!

Homework is settled.

Still, good boy, don't imitate me. I am also forced to do this, and my liver can't move.

Moreover, I have thought about it, in case it is too late, I will prepare Two-dimensional to make up the homework, or Two-dimensional can find a big guy to help me write it.

Very nice.

As for the primary advertising words——

In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect the peace of the dimension, and to carry out the expectations of the migrant workers (crossed out) for a better world, the cute and charming we are the peace (engagement) peace (things) team that travels through the dimension, Whoring for nothing (strike out) A better tomorrow is waiting for us!

That's it!

Meow!