As a coser, I passed through before I finished my makeup

On this happy and festive day, my mentality has undergone a slight (fingertip universe.jpg) subtle change-to sum up in one sentence, I am green, but my health code is yellow.

The cat was crying, and I was directly isolated at home—not my house, but my friend’s house.

Things, of course, start from the end of the previous chapter.

My mum thought I was wearing a wig and makeup - maybe I was always trying to play all kinds of weird things at home?

The good news is that she is not suspicious at all, but I know that something is wrong with me now, this is the so-called hair of the whole body should be the same color!

When I stood in front of the mirror, my whole body felt green and glowing.It's literally glowing, and it's not even a normal green, it's that fluorescent turquoise.

I pull the curtains...

It's really shining!

I don’t know if you have ever played with that kind of luminous stick, which can be exposed to the sun during the day, and then it will glow at night—this is my current state. After it’s completely dark, I’m like a ghost .

I tried snapping my own hair with the scissors, and it turned into a puff of smoke when it fell to the ground, and the part that was cut off immediately grew back.

The same is true for leg hair, which cannot be removed at all!

Help, how can I explain to my mother that there seems to be something wrong with my son's body? !

This is no longer something that I can solve by just messing around. What went wrong, this is the first time I have brought back another setting directly.

Save my life, I don't really want paper humanization, do I?

I'm going to school later, and I'm not sure if hair dye is going to help with this look - even if it does, am I going to school with hair that grows down to my calves?

I choose to be autistic.

At this moment, the phone on the bed vibrated.

I woke up like a dream, before I rushed over to grab something with my hand, the long hair stretched out like a hand as if hearing my appeal, rolled up the phone, and held it in front of my eyes.

...is it smart?

……Help.

Is this the legend that cats and cat tails are two completely different creatures?

I seem to understand what it feels like to chase and bite the cat in my family. I want to kill my hair now!

Have you watched "Xinfeng", just like Nicki's hair in it, the sense of sight is too strong.

Although it's not as hard as Nicky's hair, it's already scary. I don't really want to go in the direction of the tentacles, right?

Do I live in some book, or live on a certain website?

Boss crumbs, it's all your fault!

Although I don't know if it's your fault, but in short, throw it away first.

I'm going to deprive you of the title of Miserable Son.

The phone vibrated again soon, and I unlocked it. It was the wechat that my mother complained about my friend when she found women's clothing before, and got a reply.

Yes, I still have friends!

Needless to say, I quickly made a video call to him. This kind of thing cannot be explained clearly in words. I think it is necessary to use the most impactful pictures to let friends know the seriousness of the matter.

The mobile phone over there is in his hand, and the connection is naturally very fast.

I was in front of the camera, and as soon as the screen was switched on, my friend yelled "Fuck", followed by that kind of jingling sound.

Oh yes, forget that I am pulling the curtains and shining now.

Turn on the lights quickly—I don't want to open the curtains, I'm afraid that the people on the opposite side will look over and think they are in broad daylight.

I'm really trying my best to control my hair. I imagine I have a lot more hands. From today, I also love crafting.

"Who are you scaring so early in the morning!" He obviously just woke up, and I just scared him out of the bed, as if he fell directly to the ground.

But soon, the cold air made him couldn't help but go back again, "What's going on with you, trying out a role?"

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"You...are you calling me a video from a cross-dimension?" Jiyou saw that I was wrong before I could speak, and he took the phone closer, "No, this is your home The background... Wait! You can't be, you just came back from time travel?"

I nodded, "I'm in too much trouble this time, save the child!"

"If you look like this, it won't be some time-traveling sequelae, right?" Jiyou became serious, frowning, not knowing what he was thinking, "So the third brother is really not a dream? Sure enough, there is still something wrong..."

Ok?

What did he just say?

"You said 'Sure enough'? You guessed it before?!" I hugged my phone.No, this is no longer a mobile phone, it is my life-saving straw!

"Let me ask first, am I not Ghost Slayer?"

"Giao? You know this?!"

"It's really..." Jiyou was noncommittal, "I have calculated it before, and I feel that there will always be problems when wearing it. What do you do now, your parents are at home? Do you want to come to my place?"

I understand that Jiyou's father is busy and always flies around at the end of the year.Especially after his mother passed away, it is not once or twice that he spends the New Year alone at home. I have invited him to my house to celebrate the New Year several times before.

"It's urgent, I'll pack up my things right away!" I really couldn't stay like this, and I would go back to my hometown in two days. I couldn't imagine what would happen.

"Well, I happen to have something for you to see. Think about how to go out first, and I'll help you look at the ticket—remember to bring all your previous souvenirs, it will be useful."

The Spring Festival is approaching, and tickets are really hard to buy!

That's right, my friend and I are not in the same city now.

I piled all the mess in the room into the cabinet, and waited until I solved my own problems.

Contact lenses, wigs, and cosmetics are all on display.

My glasses were also left in that world, and now I can only use invisibility to survive, and then I took out the cosmetics and started to cover my eyebrows, drawing black eyebrows by hand to go out.

It is definitely not easy to wear a wig with such long hair. I also have a trick. Anyway, the clothes are very thick. I hide the long hair in the sweater, then tuck it into the pants, find a few black clips to fix the edges, and then directly pick it up. A longest black wig was put on the head and covered the outside.

Very unstable, but that's okay.I use the hair hook inside, which is equivalent to holding it with my hands all the time, it is perfect.

It’s nothing to go out with long hair, as long as it’s not green, it’s fine.

The bottom line of people really needs to be compared.

I put on a mask and hid in the door to negotiate with my mother.

It's not easy to go out during the Chinese New Year, let alone across cities-but it's not difficult to say that it is difficult. After all, my friend has been to my house several times, and my mother knows him.

I brought up the reason that my friend was alone and broke his leg in a distant city, and described what he described as miserable, which fully explained what it means to be a little cabbage that no one loves.

Mom hesitated for a moment, but Dad readily agreed.

It makes me feel that he would not have wanted to kick me away and live a two-person world with my mother long ago, right?

Ok?

Oil and torches suddenly appeared in my hand?

It went well and it didn’t go well. At this time, the moving train was out of the question, and I took a plane.

Is this a plane flying away?

No, it's my little money.

Don't ask me how I passed the security check, I don't want to mention it.

After getting off the plane, my friend drove to pick me up, and I also reported to the community, after all, I was from outside the province.

Then guess what, a confirmed diagnosis appeared in the community, and then my health code turned yellow, and the community was immediately closed!

I really caught up with everything, and it just so happens that I don't need to find a reason to stay as long as possible, because I can't leave now anyway.

When I entered his study room, I felt a very -- I don't even know how to describe it, my friend, do you have money to spare and no place to spend it, to buy so many computers?

It doesn't seem to be exactly like a computer, but a bit like a game console?

My friend and I sat together and analyzed it carefully. The good news is——

I don't seem to have hair loss anymore.

... Bah, isn't the problem more serious now?

"There's one more question, haven't you noticed?" Jiyou clicked on the phone a few times, and then put it in front of me.

Bilibili comics?I don't want to see my women's clothes being abused at all... Eh? ! ! !

Why does my ghost killer only have two words? !

Isn't this really kidding me?

"The few times you traveled before, I started to find ways to record the time, place, and various elements you traveled through, and then simulate your travel process." Jiyou sat in front of the computer, pointing his fingers on the keyboard, and the screen was Some kind of 3D model?I can't understand it at all, let alone the lot of what he said later.

The subjects are different, can you tell me something I can understand?

"To put it simply, it's that you wear too much, and the different dimensions have become a sieve, so there is a problem with the Demon Slayer Blade and the current time-space line, and that's why you are now connected with the person before you. And - crossing this stalk, it’s a bad street, I think there must be other interdimensional people, you know it!”

So, the world consciousness is cheating me so much, in fact, it wants to end the process of my time travel?

Because the hole is a little out of control, so it will directly affect my current three-dimensional body?

Maybe that's what it means?

"The main reason is that you are not the only time traveler. Do you understand the parallel world, have you seen it with your tutor, and does Bailan know? These are all questions."

The old Two-dimensional, there is nothing incomprehensible.

The key is what to do now, I don't want to keep doing this.

Is there any remedy?

I grabbed Jiyou's shoulder, please, I am willing to call Dad, save my dog's life!

"If it's broken, fix it."

? ? ?How to make it up, what main task to start, Nuwa mending the sky?

"Let's solve your problem first. I have almost collected data. I'll see if I can capture special fluctuations from your previous souvenirs in a while, but the data is not fresh enough. I guess I have to find a way for you to wear it again. Two- Dimensional matters are resolved in Two-dimensional."

I also want a Two-dimensional solution, but it’s really not under my control whether to travel through or not. I feel that the probability of traveling through comic exhibitions is a little higher, but the community is isolated. What else do you think about comic exhibitions?

My friend showed me the screen full of codes, "Then we have to find a way to keep time and space [unchanged], not only you, but also other traversers, I am afraid that you will affect each other, it is best It is to be able to gather this kind of time-travelers and inter-dimensional people together to form a Honmaru."

"...Aren't you joking?" I thought for a while, could it be that kind of feeling similar to the Government of Time.I was actually the black hand behind the scenes?But it feels like the two of us don't have so many conditions at all. The current affairs still have money and resources, but we don't have it.Or, to be more in line with the tone of the novel, be more realistic—"Have you been reading system novels recently?"

"Hey!"

You are so tall!

But I probably also understand that, if the stalk of crossing such a bad street really ends up piercing time and space into a sieve——oh, let’s just finish together.

Moreover, I feel that my daily life, which is not very daily, will be the first to end.

In the past, when I read system texts, I rarely explained system problems.Could it be that Jiyou and I are the source?

All of a sudden, I feel like my middle school is back!

Beside, Jiyou picked up the souvenirs on the table from the table, "...how did this sprout?"

"It's Heijue, it really germinated, and I'm also surprised."

"That is to say, the two-dimensional thing was conceived by you in the third dimension?"

"Huh? There seems to be something wrong with your description."

When I saw the sprouting of Heijue, I was much more surprised than your expression. You said that this will not really bear chakra fruit in the end, right?

The story suddenly became more mysterious.

"Ann, although you can't control your time travel, there is still a way to catalyze it." Jiyou is really a technical nerd, what kind of product of the future world is this?

Friends, he could not have traveled back from the future, right?

I am in awe.

The final key is to make use of these cross-dimensional souvenirs - souvenirs that have feelings (Junpei's tears), rules (fragments of books), life (sprouting Heijue) and other world souls. Notes (Jing Guang's handwriting), plus me, a living interdimensional person.

This instrument modified by my friend can simulate the environment I traveled through before.

It's just not entirely sure when it will work.

You won't have to wait for Jiuxing Lianzhu, will you?

Astrology or something.

"But one thing is for sure. My time travel mode is cosplay. Most of the time before, this time... this time is really an accident." I thought about it, and bet on my years of experience in reading novels One point can never go wrong.

"I just feel that every time travel is not satisfactory." Jiyou opened the wardrobe, and the cabinet below was full of various cosplay tools, and many of them were handmade.

Yes, it feels unexpected every time.

"What kind of character do you want, this time you traveled with a mission, we have to find a way to consciously get the anchor point of other worlds, use the power of Two-dimensional to change your current appearance, we will wait for you to come back Consider the details of the detailed system program and the nature of stable space-time." The friend dug everything out.

"Are there any props for Qishen?"

"No, is the Two-dimensional God also something you can imagine?"

If you can travel to Qi Disaster, Qi God might have a way...

But when my thoughts like this arise, I basically conclude that I must not be able to achieve my wish.

There are so many chapters, when will I fulfill my wish?

"Then get rid of nanny first, I don't want to be a nanny anymore, PTSD is about to come out, I won't play Cai Wenji as Wang O's glory support in the future!" Nanny can't save Two-dimensional, it's more comfortable and cool to have a high output—— After all, I am also a cool hero, and I refuse to be abused.Speaking of which, I recalled the managers who traveled through the past several times. Considering the most important issue of returning, I said seriously: "I don't need anything else, just the colored contact lenses. The colored contact lenses are easier to come back to."

Picking the eyes is the most convenient, as long as the color contact lenses are uninstalled, they can come back, which is much better than the explosive body this time.

If I can't choose the world after time travel, I still can't choose the identity of time travel!

Learning from the previous lesson, I only wear a color contact lens, do nothing, I don't believe it!

Jiyou nodded, opened the box where he put his colored contact lenses, and got rid of a bunch of expired colored contact lenses.

"I don't have a prescription for my color contact lenses, so you can do your best. It's hard to get express delivery at this time, and these are the only ones that can be used." Jiyou's stock is really small, if I knew it, I would bring my own. up.It always feels awkward to mix things like color contact lenses with others, especially when you can’t predict the time travel, who knows how long you will wear them in reality, so you can only choose these friends who have never used them...

Oh hoo, the choice directly has only single digits.

"Is there no magic eye of death for me?"

"No, go away."

"Huh."