sheepskin for melon

Tan Yushu didn't know what expression to make, and he always felt that he was too happy or too plain, and with Brother Chi's character, he would explode.

When he was in a dilemma, Chi Li snorted coldly and slapped the person on the face: "What kind of reaction did you have! We are in a relationship, not Party A and Party B. Do you use every reaction to consider right and wrong!"

Tan Yushu: ...

But brother Chi, look at your current behavior, are you embarrassed to say that?

Obviously, President Chi just said these words, so he wouldn't reflect on himself because of this, and even because of the pitiful expression on Tan Yushu's face, the feeling of joy deepened.

Tan Yushu realized it. Sure enough, brother Chi just likes to bully him, it's too much...

All of this was discovered. After the medicine was finished, Chi Li crawled into bed without remorse, staring straight at Tan Yushu's eyes. , is there something on my face?"

Chi Li glanced at him up and down, and said solemnly: "Yes."

Ok?

Tan Yushu immediately touched his face: "What?"

Chi Li narrowed his eyes, and said solemnly: "It's a bit nice."

Tan Yushu: ......

Chi Li proudly waited to see Tan Yushu's reaction, and saw that he was silent, and immediately grabbed his hand on his chest, and said angrily, "What kind of reaction are you doing!"

Tan Yushu managed to get out of the state of being thundered, scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, twitching the corners of his mouth, and forced a smile: "Haha... so... so funny..."

Pond: ...

"Who told you a joke!"

He finally prepared to treat Tan Yushu better, and tell each other his heart, Tan Yushu's reaction, he was so angry!

Tan Yushu curled up into a ball and didn't dare to speak. He thought Brother Chi had better be normal, otherwise he was a little scared...

In this way, Chi Li's first lingering love story in his life ended in disastrous failure.

Angrily, he hugged people and gnawed at them. Sure enough, this way of expressing love directly was more suitable for him.

Tan Yushu was burned all over by his messy kissing. Although the sound insulation effect of the house is very good, but thinking that the parents of the two families are next door, he took a low breath: "Brother Chi!"

Chi Li took a steady breath, the tip of his nose lingered with a strong smell of potion, he rubbed him in his arms even harder, his voice was hoarse, but he said forcefully: "Why, I'll just kiss you, what unhealthy things are you thinking about?" ?”

Tan Yushu: ...

Well, he is unhealthy. Brother Chi has always been a healthy little angel. Can you trouble him, a healthy little angel, to let him go first!

no!

The two of them were huddled together in the bed, breathing intertwined, and their ears and temples rubbed together. They always felt that this was not going to work, and they had to do something to divert their attention.

Tan Yushu struggled to pick up a topic: "Today's gathering..."

As soon as he heard him mention this, Chi Li immediately blocked his mouth: "I only love you! I only love you! In the past, present and future, I only love you! No one can compare to you!"

"really?"

"Of course, if you don't believe me, I swear to you."

"Brother Chi, send it."

Pond: ...

Is this strategy wrong?

Confused, Tan Yushu picked up Chi Li, followed the formal procedure, and asked Chi Li to swear a very solemn oath, and made a super vicious curse to guarantee his loyalty, before showing a satisfied smile.

Seeing his satisfied smile, Chi Li narrowed his eyes: "It suddenly occurred to me that you seemed to have sworn to me before, but the process of your vow was not as complete as it is now."

Tan Yushu's smile stopped abruptly: "Is...is it? The effect is actually the same, Brother Chi, don't worry."

Chi Li narrowed his eyes slowly, Tan Yushu is really good at it!This also involves bargaining with God, false contracts!

And when he said it himself, he said it casually, and the formalities would be complete if he left it on others?

Tan Yushu's eyes were empty, he didn't do anything, don't look at him.

This cunning little fox!

Wrapping him in his arms again, punishing him for his dishonesty, he bit his ear and said bitterly: "You are not allowed to lie to me in the future!"

Tan Yushu nodded immediately: "I promise!"

"Then you also swear!"

Tan Yushu: ...

After a long time, he said honestly, "Brother Chi, I dare not."

snort!He knows it!big liar!

Rubbing Tan Yushu's cheek viciously: "Then tell me about your father."

"My father? What does Brother Chi want to know?"

"Anything will do."

Tan Yushu was silent for a while, but since Chi Li asked, let's recall it seriously.

When his father passed away, he was still very young, and because of the lack of gatherings and separations, his impression of his father has become very blurred, and sometimes he can't even tell whether it is his own memory or the narration of outsiders, so how can he tell? what?

After thinking for a while, Tan Yushu said slowly: "How can I describe my father's appearance? In Brother Chi's words, he is very handsome and looks like me."

Chi Li slapped him on the face: "Don't be ashamed, no father is like a son, you should be like your father!"

Tan Yushu also laughed immediately: "Oh, brother Chi is right, but people always tell me that, and I'm used to it."

Then Hua Zha continued to recall: "But my father is very different from me, that is, he is not as lucky as me. Half of his face was bitten by a dog when he was a child, so he didn't keep his handsome face."

Pond: ...

For some reason, after listening to Tan Yushu's description, the image of "little Tan Yushu" with a tooth mark on his face and crying while covering his face slowly emerged in his mind.

Looking at his expression, Tan Yushu knew what he was thinking, and immediately stretched out his hand to snap his head back: "Brother Chi, he was bitten by a dog, not a person."

Oh...he didn't say he was bitten, why did he say that...

Hurry up and wave away the magical picture in your mind, otherwise it seems a little disrespectful to the old man.

Tan Yushu glanced at Chi Li helplessly, brother Chi was thinking day by day, what the hell was he thinking!

But because it wasn't bitten by a human, the injury was more serious than expected, and half of his face was ruined.

In the Yong Dynasty, those with impaired appearance could not participate in the civil examinations, and Tan's father's official career was cut off. The Tan family's poetry and calligraphy family, Tan's father, as the son of the first son, could not enter the official position, Tan Yushu's grandfather was very disappointed, so he didn't care about him.

Tan Yushu's grandmother was partial to Yao'er and left him a lot of wealth, hoping that he would go into business and become a rich man even if he could not be an official.

But Tan's father had no interest in doing business. Instead, he liked to learn martial arts with guns and sticks, so he went to take the martial arts exam.

The style of writing in the Yong Dynasty was prosperous, and martial arts examinations were mainly based on literary examinations. Therefore, many scholars who had no hope of official career took advantage of the loopholes. So easy to test.

But Tan's father's poetry and book family, the pure warriors with higher martial arts than him are not as educated as him, and the pure literati with higher education than him are not as educated as him, so a martial arts Jinshi was successfully passed the examination.

But still because of his face, he didn't even have the qualifications to become an official, so he could only become a real general.

But after all, he came out of the martial arts examination, and the Tan family donated a lot of money for him, so he became a moderate military officer from the very beginning.

However, when he wanted to take up the post, he fell ill because of acclimatization. He traveled with the caravan sickly, and met someone who blocked the road on the way. Master Hu of the merchant.

At that time, Father Tan was already burned to death, and he was thrown in the cave and ignored. It was Mr. Hu who thought he was pitiful, and greeted the bandits, promised to write a letter to ask his family to send money, and exchanged some money from the bandits. Taking care of him made Tan's father slowly recover. Tan's father was naturally grateful to this righteous man and stayed by his side every day.

But Tan's father is not a quiet person, so he regained some energy and began to think about the bandits' ideas.

After his observation, although there were more than 20 gangsters in that group, they only looked like seven or eight knives. Although they were all old, weak, sick and disabled, if they planned carefully, they seemed not afraid of them, so Then he had the idea of ​​inciting "rebellion".

Master Hu has traveled all over his life, and has seen many storms. Hearing what Father Tan said, he immediately became interested, so the two of them, one with love, and the other with huge profits, organized those meat tickets. The bandits didn't pay attention, and rushed forward, and took those bandits from the inside!

The bandit leaders are just some refugees who turned into bandits, relying on ruthlessness, even if Tan's father is still ill, they are no opponents, they were beaten to the ground by a mess of sticks, and after taking away their weapons, all the bandits could only respond Surrender.

Because of this encounter, Master Hu and Father Tan also formed a deep friendship, and Father Tan promised to come to the house to thank him when he had time.

However, the master of the Hu family had other thoughts.

There is now an only daughter in his family, who is savage by nature. If she is married high, she is afraid that she will be wronged by her in-laws.

And this Mr. Tan Xiaolang, after cross-examination, it is very appropriate.

He was born in a scholarly family, a famous family, well-educated, but because of the injury on his face, there must be some hindrance in the marriage. People of the same family status may despise him, but the situation like their family is just a good match.

The young man is still physically strong, has a flexible head, and has a gentle temper. Even if he is a warrior, he is still an official. With such conditions, it is difficult to find with a lantern. What does it matter if he looks ugly!

So when Tan's father really came to visit, Mr. Hu suddenly had the idea of ​​marrying his daughter there.

But, at that time, Hu Chunniang was at the time when the girl's heart was overflowing. Every day, she read some stories about gifted scholars and beauties, and she wanted to marry a talented and handsome young man.

So Mr. Hu thought of a way. Tan's father was hurt on the right side of his cheek. When he came, he arranged for him to sit with his right side facing out.

Then she turned around and told her daughter that she was going to promise her to this visitor. When Hu Chunniang heard this, she really couldn't help but peeked from the back room.

Master Hu specially chose a time at dusk. In the setting sun, the other half of Tan's father's face was sculpted and beautiful.When Mr. Hu asked again, she, who was not happy at first, suddenly twisted her handkerchief, "but it's up to daddy to decide".

Master Hu laughed loudly, and took Tan's father to stroll in the garden again. He "coincidentally" met the daughter of the Hu family admiring flowers. She was watching from afar, gentle and careless, and she was more delicate than flowers. He was stunned for a moment. Master Hu looked at him. Looking at her face, she took the opportunity to talk about this marriage.

Because of the frightening face on the right side, ordinary girls would run away as soon as they heard about it. Father Tan almost gave up the idea of ​​talking about marriage, but he didn't expect such a good thing, so he agreed immediately.

Mr. Hu was so anxious, he directly pressed Tan's father to get married on the spot, but it was only on the wedding night that Hu Chunniang saw Tan's father's face clearly, and suddenly screamed.

And Tan's father also looked at the "gentle little wife" who kicked him out, with a confused look on his face.

After asking each other, I found out what Master Hu said, but what can I do, I'm married.

The two of them sat withered until dawn, and finally decided, let's make do with it.

But Hu Chunniang pointed to Tan's father and ordered that from now on, she can only face her with the other half of her face!Tan's father is naturally gentle, so he agreed.

After listening to Tan Yushu, Chi Li fell into silence: "The experience of your father and your mother is quite legendary..."

That's natural. It can be said that the marriage between his father and his mother was all made up by his grandfather. What his grandfather did at that time was really very dishonest.

Fortunately, his father and his mother, one with a strong temperament and the other with a gentle temperament, complemented each other perfectly. After marriage, they gradually developed a true relationship. After having him, the relationship between husband and wife became even better, and his grandfather had no good intentions to do bad things.

It's just that his old man has made thousands of calculations, and he never thought that his son-in-law, whom he carefully selected and who is satisfactory everywhere, would leave one step ahead of him, and the white-haired man will give the black-haired man.

After her husband left, Hu Chunniang's once girlish feelings were completely buried, and she became the vigorous and resolute "Ms. Tan" she is now.

Chi Li put his hand on his face: "Is this why you went to Qingzhou to join the army?"

Tan Yushu was a little distracted: "Maybe, I always wanted to know what the land where my father was buried in was like."

However, when the war ended, Tan Yushu was even a little scared when he saw the vast wilderness dyed red by the setting sun.

The dark sky overturned, like some kind of monster with a drooping head, the sky and the earth were one.He always felt that this monster would not only devour his father, but also him.

So he could only hold the cold long knife in his hand tightly before the darkness came, not knowing whether he wanted to use this weak cold light to protect himself, or to use it for something else.

Suddenly, there was a warm touch on his face, Tan Yushu raised his eyes, and saw Chi Li looking at him without blinking: "I will protect you from now on, no one will let you lose."

Looking at his serious eyes, Tan Yushu felt an indescribable emotion in his heart, but...

Why did Brother Chi bite his face!

Pond: ...

Because he really wanted to see Tan Yushu with teeth marks on his face...

The next day, Tan Yushu had to cover his face and go out to eat.

Although Chi Li didn't bite seriously, Tan Yushu's face was tender, and his face was still red, and his shape didn't look like he came out of sleep.

But that is to say, who else doesn't know about their mess now, and the three parents fell into silence.

Chi's father and Chi's mother quietly glanced at Chi Li: "Can't you restrain yourself!"

Chi Li sat there expressionless: He is very restrained, he didn't do anything yesterday, don't get me wrong.

The parents of Chi's family looked at Hu Chunniang with unbearable look on their faces, and Hu Chunniang's face turned dark: "If it's okay, can you two move out?"

Chi Li and Tan Yushu: ...

good mom!thanks Mom!Move after dinner!

So Chi Li bought the house he had been looking forward to for a long time in one minute, and brought Tan Yushu the happy housewarming with him.

Seeing their backs leaving in the dust, Hu Chunniang rolled her eyes, get out!Look bad!

It wasn't until the middle of the month that two "rare guests" came to the Chi family holding hands: "Mom and Dad, we are back."

Chi's father and pool's mother: ...

Can the grin be smaller?

……

A month ago, Chi Li and Tan Yushu were still dating secretly, but a month later, the two of them were able to hang out together in an open and aboveboard manner.

The one who benefited the most is actually Master Bingchenzi, who can be regarded as sending these two wicked things away, and he wants to thank the guests behind closed doors!

People who went to various places to build temples had already been dispatched, and Chili's "special agent training class" was also held in an orderly manner.

At the beginning, Chi Li said that "Mug" was included in the textbooks, and it was included. Not only that, but also published in weekly newspapers to benefit the society.

Miss Zhao's family is a die-hard fan of Efa Temple's weekly newspaper. She likes all the stories on it very much and must read every issue.

As soon as this issue came out, I let the young man squat and snatch it back. When Mrs. Liu was there, I invited her to watch it together.

I was excited to read it, but as I read it, I fell into silence.

"When you grow old together, it always makes me complain... If you don't think about it, it's too late."

Miss Zhao: ...

Looking at the beginning, I thought it was a wedding event, but how did it turn into such a heart-wrenching look in the end!

Could it be that after getting married, the beloved who was supposed to be entrusted to her for life will really turn into such an abominable appearance...

But she was about to get married, why did she read this poem now!