sheepskin for melon

In this way, Tan Yushu's new plan officially took office.

Stimulated by "The Picture of Ten Thousand Buddhas", Mao Lingling's art design team had a big brainstorm, and the copywriting team also listened to the gentle and handsome man telling stories every day, so their morale was high and they worked overtime every day.

Looking at this thriving scene, Yu Liangpeng was lying on the corner of the wall, glaring, and was caught by Chi Li passing by, with his eyelids down, looking down at him: "What are you doing sneaking around here?"

Yu Liangpeng, who was caught, shrank his neck and looked at him treacherously: "Boss, you know, I am in charge of the company now. Although everyone is working hard, there is a particularly big problem, that is, there is not enough manpower." It’s such a big floor, so many rooms are empty, what a pity!”

Chi Li said without changing his expression: "What does this have to do with you peeping here?"

Yu Liangpeng moved his eyes and showed a malicious smile: "Boss, so can I borrow money from the patron's father to use it?"

Chi Li frowned:?

……

Since moving to the urban area, Tan Yushu hasn't been live broadcasting on the account of "Hardworking Melon Farmer" for a long time, and the live broadcaster has been replaced by Father Chi.

The live broadcast had no effect on Chi's father's melons, because after this period of hype, more and more people had eaten Chi's melons.

The Shatian melons of Chi’s family are not picky in taste, and the “brand” was quickly established. It’s the scorching summer, and the demand for watermelon is already high. Without Boss Li’s interference, Chi’s melons will not worry at all. Sell.

But the people who watched the live broadcast eagerly called their "Xiaoyu" and waited eagerly for him to go on the broadcast every day.

A few days ago, because of the phonetic "Three Hundred Poems of Tang Dynasty", the good-looking anchor "Xiaoyu" was deeply involved in illiteracy.

There are many people who are popular, and after Tan Yushu's accidental popularity, black fans have sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, and a large number of stubborn black fans have turned their heads on various platforms to black him.

But the problem is that with Tan Yushu's good looks, let alone an illiterate, he is mentally handicapped, and he is very happy just looking at his face at home!

Therefore, Tan Yushu's popularity was originally limited by the live broadcast platform, and his popularity was still very limited.As a result, as soon as the "illiteracy animation" was spread by black fans, it suddenly became popular all over the Internet.

The melon-eaters were excitedly watching the illiterate anchor of "Sunflower Platform", but when they saw the face——

Hiss~ The illiterate anchor is really too low!Let me educate him myself!

As a result, a simple blogger selling melons in an agricultural area suddenly became popular all over the Internet. Sunflower's executives couldn't close their mouths when they saw the soaring daily life.

Give me more benefits!Absolutely don't let the group of little trash from the "Peanut Platform" scoop it up!

But okay, why is it not live broadcasting all of a sudden?It is the rising period of career, why not cherish this traffic!

The fans and the executives of the live broadcast platform immediately shed bitter tears.

"Did someone call our baby illiterate, so baby is sad? Woohoo, who is in the way of our baby's illiteracy, and won't eat your rice!"

"Xiaoyu, it's time for the ball, come out and broadcast live, mom doesn't dislike you for being illiterate!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Reasonable, Yan Gou is so unreasonable.

In the midst of mourning, one day, Tan Yushu went online unexpectedly!

These days, after Chi Li's teaching, Tan Yushu has basically learned how to use a mobile phone, so this time he used the front camera to broadcast live.

As soon as the fans received the launch notification and went online, they were immediately shocked by the super close-up camera.

The first live broadcast by himself, Tan Yushu couldn't help looking at the camera, with a slightly off-angle angle of view, his big eyes flickering with water, and the audience in front of the screen suddenly had the illusion of voyeurism, and his heart was shot seven or eight arrows immediately. Can't get up again.

The people around him whispered to remind him that he was ready, Tan Yushu blinked his eyes and looked out of the camera, then straightened his body, with a serious expression on his face, and greeted the fans in a correct voice: "Hi, everyone."

With this mysterious and serious posture, coupled with such a face, the fans in front of the screen immediately spiraled into the sky.

Tan Yushu smiled, recalling the lines written by Yu Liangpeng, and said solemnly: "Thank you for your support. I am not selling melons now, but going out to move bricks. This is where I move bricks. I will show you around."

Yu Liangpeng: ...

Is this tone not right, obviously it should be more cheerful and playful!What's going on with the old cadre's tone!

Fans in front of the screen: ...

Hahaha!Why is it so funny!

"So cute, baby!"

"Baby moving bricks~"

"It's hard work, mom wiped the sweat~"

Yu Liangpeng: ...

It turns out that the ugly ones need to be able to talk and talk, and the good-looking ones only need to be good-looking...

Woohoo, I am desperate for this face-seeking world!

Tan Yushu was very nervous when he was entrusted with an important task for the first time, so he fulfilled the duty of introducing the "corporate culture" conscientiously throughout the whole process, introducing the entire company from head to toe.

At the end of the live broadcast, he clenched his fists with a righteous face: "Fire Phoenix Technology and Culture Co., Ltd., welcome people with lofty ideals from all walks of life to join, I am waiting for you here, come on!"

Then the screen stayed on the last fist clenching action, and the live broadcast ended.

Seeing Tan Yushu clenching his fists with a warm and elegant face, fans:  …

Hahahaha!Why is it so funny hahaha!

This recruitment advertisement filled with an indescribable atmosphere quickly became popular on the Internet, and "Fire Phoenix Technology and Culture Co., Ltd." was also known all over the Internet at once.

Some people just take it as a joke after dinner, while some people are really eager to try it.

Anyway, City A is just an ordinary city in China, not northern Myanmar.Moreover, the address is in the CBD of the city center, and it is unlikely to be a pyramid scheme. Why not really try it?

For those who study game development, it is not so easy to enter a big factory. If they are all ordinary companies, why not choose an Internet celebrity company?

I haven't seen the strength of this company yet, but the "company culture" is really interesting!You can still check in handsome guys every day!

So in just a few days, all the departments of the company were in place, and the people watching were dumbfounded.

But soon, Yu Liangpeng discovered a loophole.

That is because of the principle of "same sex repels, opposite sex attracts", most of the interviewees are girls.

Girls do a lot of painting, animation, copywriting, front-end, marketing, human resources, etc., but relatively few do back-end. Staff in other departments are quickly in place, but the back-end research and development still depends on Zhu Ye and Chi Li. Hold on, it won't work either.

The clever President Yu Da slapped his forehead and thought of another idea.

A technical nerd just resigned from his previous company because of his thinning hair.After recuperating for a month, seeing the balance disappearing quickly, I could only continue to find a factory to "drive screws".

Looking at the overwhelming recruitment news, a company called "Fire Phoenix" caught his attention. Thinking of the video he just saw, the technical geek smiled disdainfully. He is not gay, so why would he decide which company to go for just because of a handsome guy? What about going to work?

But out of some unknown psychology, I clicked in and read it, but I was critized at the beginning.

Fire Phoenix's recruitment video introducing "corporate culture" actually arranged for a cosplayer to start! The cosplayer is also one of his wives, the servant spirit of the protagonist in "Sword Spirit", a super sassy royal sister!

The coser's appearance in the video is simply amazing, that waist!those legs!Ahhh!I really want to be stepped on!

And unlike some anchors wearing cosplay suits, this coser directly performed a section of his wife's nirvana, no special effects!

Those sharp eyes could feel the murderous intent through the screen. When meeting his eyes, the technical geek gasped for a moment. For a moment, he even felt that the modeling in CG was not as realistic as this.

Ahhh!Could it be that his wife really came out of Two-dimensional?

With the great desire to "save his wife", the technical nerd rushed to Huofenghuang to apply for a job.

After successfully joining the job, Xiaolu, a technical geek, asked wildly, "Who is that coser in our company's recruitment video?"

The administrative staff looked at him strangely, then pointed: "It's the copywriting planner of the planning department, he's a cosplay lover."

ah?Is it actually a copywriting plan?It's so beautiful!Talented again!

But it's so embarrassing to go directly to the copywriting team.

I can only find the person who is particularly conspicuous in the crowd when everyone is going to the cafeteria to eat, and walk forward quickly.

Shyly stopped "her": "That... can I take a picture of you?"

The heroic "Knife Girl" was obviously used to this kind of request, and said with a smile, "Okay." After speaking, she skillfully posed for a photo.

But the technical geek was stunned: This voice...is it a bit too neutral?

Suspiciously holding up the phone, the moment he pressed the shutter, he saw the Adam's apple on the "Knife Girl".

Tech house: ...

Male... male... male?

Tan Yushu smiled after taking the photo, and then ran to eat. Chi Li had already taken a seat and waited for him.

Staying alone in the technical house alone, five thunders hit the top.

The administrator came over with a smile: "I forgot to tell you, the copywriter is a man, but he prefers women's clothing."

Tech house: ...

Ri Nima!Resign!

On the second day, the technical geek angrily issued a resignation report, and when he came to the administration, he didn't expect that "fake mother" was there.

The technical geek took a closer look, and blood was splattered three feet immediately, wow!black silk!

"I need a new batch of paint right now..."

Tan Yushu was handing over the list of goods, and when he saw him coming in, he smiled and said, "It's you, and I just finished my work, so let's go first, you are busy."

Tan Yushu's cosplay today is in the anime, a classic gentle black long straight senior, with long jet-black hair hanging down smoothly, coupled with his fair skin and gentle demeanor, a technical nerd was not enough at the time.

After watching Tan Yushu leave, the administrator asked, "What can I do?"

The technical geek crushed the resignation report, covered his nose and said, "I'm here to say that our company's corporate culture is really good, and I want to work here for the rest of my life!"

In this way, Fire Phoenix was established at an unprecedented speed with its unique corporate culture.

Some wronged companies whose technical backbones were poached out of nowhere were furious: "This Fire Phoenix doesn't even talk about martial arts, but he even uses such indecent methods!"

The assistant nodded immediately.

"We have to think of a countermeasure!"

The assistant immediately nodded again: That's right!

Speaking of this, the chief planner smiled sweetly, and slapped her thighs enchantingly: "How about I make a black silk senior, and then hook them back, to be reasonable, how can a cold "knife girl" compare to senior sister?" Black □□ confusion~”

assistant:……

Glancing at the chief planner's thick, black-haired thighs...

If you insult my senior sister, I will really darken you.

……

Yu Liangpeng looked at the country he created with one hand, and said to Chi Li complacently, "How about it, Boss, I'm not very good at beauties!"

Pond: ...

Looking at Tan Yushu, who is wearing a bowknot hairpin, knee-high school skirt, small leather shoes, and showing a calf on the other side, he tried to organize his words: "Don't you think this outfit is strange..."

Tan Yushu was holding his copywriting booklet. Hearing this, he hugged the booklet in his arms and looked down at himself, asking innocently: "Is it true? I think this dress is very good, and it is very convenient to move around."

Chi Li and Yu Liangpeng: ...

Tan Yushu is 1.8 meters [-] tall, the cosplay female character should have the illusion of being big, but his body proportions are so good, when standing there alone, he doesn't seem to violate harmony at all.

The reason why Sister Heisi is so popular in anime is because of her beautiful legs that cannot be reproduced.

And Tan Yushu's legs are not only long, but also because of bumping on the horse's back all year round, there is no trace of fat, and the slender and straight thighs are wrapped in a layer of opaque black silk...

Yu Liangpeng turned his head: Indeed... I really can't stand it...

Chi Li looked at the calf that was carelessly swaying in front of everyone, and for some reason was extremely irritable, and gave Yu Liangpeng a hard look: "Next time, find him a decent cosplay suit, what kind of dishonest company are we? "

Yu Liangpeng: ...

"Okay... okay."

Tan Yushu: ...

Raise your leg, you didn't show it at all, why are you so unprincipled?

But it's good to change it. The next day, Tan Yushu got his wish and changed into his favorite "Zhanshen".

The cold Chinese-style swordsman soon attracted the girls of a company to scream.Because of the rapid expansion of the company, the copywriting team has gone out independently, but there are still many girls who are painters checking in every day with excuses.

"Aww! So handsome!"

"This outfit is really cool!"

"Too restored!"

"Zhan Shen" is Tan Yushu's favorite character, and he also likes this set very much, and he is very happy when he hears the praise.

But looking at myself, it was still not enough, so he carefully approached Chi Li: "Brother Chi, look at my body, what else is missing?"

Chi Li looked him up and down, his face was a little hot, and then pushed a stack of documents into his arms.

"And less work."

Tan Yushu: ...

What he wanted to say was his knife!What about the knife that cost more than 20 taels of silver!

It's so sad, not only have to not return the knife, but also have to work overtime...

Under the overtime work of the whole company, the progress of game production is advancing rapidly.

When it was almost the end, an unexpected video suddenly burst out.

That day Chi Mu, Tan Mu, Liu Qiaolan, and Bai Qiu met on a narrow road, which attracted a lot of onlookers.

When the two groups were concentrating on arguing, they didn't notice that someone was recording it.

The person who recorded the video just thought it was fun at first, so he took a title of "Lady and Lady, Imperial City PK" and sent it to his video account.

At first, there were no clicks due to limited traffic, but the phrase "Black Stone" that Bai Qiu mentioned still attracted some people's attention.

As the company "Fire Phoenix" became more and more popular, everyone also pointed out that the boss of this company was the fake young master in the "True and False Young Master Incident" that shocked the whole country some time ago.

And because of the interview some time ago, many people know about Master Zhen being the person in charge of Blackstone.

Then, combining the opinions of the two groups of people in this video...

Fuck!I have eaten a big melon!