sheepskin for melon
Chapter 34 A new way to cheat Krypton
Zhou Kun's engagement sentence brought a great shock to Tan Yushu. In Dayong, some powerful dudes like to have fun, and sometimes they will pet some beautiful people for fun.
This kind of absurd behavior is naturally despicable and shameful. Tan Yushu was born in a scholarly family, and his mother disciplined him very strictly since he was a child. Naturally, he was not allowed to touch these nasty things. He only followed the teachings and kept himself clean.
So after learning that Zhou Kun was going to be engaged to Xia Xuan, Tan Yushu was shocked. After guessing that Brother Chi had also had a "marriage contract" with Xia Xuan, he didn't know what to say.
He is not a particularly rigid person, but it is not so easy for him to accept this subversive custom in his heart.
Chi Li glanced at him and frowned: "Are you so good at eating spicy food?"
"what?"
Tan Yushu was busy rebuilding his worldview when he heard this and raised his head in a daze.
Chi Li said expressionlessly, "You just ate a pepper."
Tan Yushu: ...
Although it was the first time I saw chili after coming to modern times, Tan Yushu fell in love with this taste, but liking spicy food does not mean that he is good at spicy food.
The burning sensation spread from the tip of his tongue to his limbs in an instant, and it was too late when Tan Yushu wanted to vomit, and he looked for water to drink everywhere with tears streaming down his face, tears falling down patter.
Silently, Chi Li ordered him a bottle of iced juice. The cold, sour-sweet juice finally suppressed the burning sensation. Tan Yushu covered his mouth and sucked in a low voice, tears pattering uncontrollably He fell down with a thud, looked so pitiful, and thanked Chi Li with tears in his eyes: "Thank you, Brother Chi..."
Seeing his miserable appearance, Chi Li snorted coldly in his heart: Hmph, you deserve it!
Then he watched his reaction without blinking.
Tan Yushu is an extremely smart person, what those two people said just now must be enough for him to guess all the causes and consequences.
For some reason, he never told Tan Yushu about his previous relationship with Xia Xuan. Now that he suddenly knows, what will happen?Chi Li was suddenly nervous and apprehensive.
Tan Yushu covered his mouth and looked at Chi Li.
Now is a good opportunity. Based on his many years of experience in pretending to be pitiful, generally when he looks miserable, the chances of being forgiven are much higher, so why don't you take this opportunity to ask Brother Chi some questions that you don't usually have the chance to ask? For example, what is the relationship between Brother Chi and Mr. Xia Xiaolang.
Tan Yushu hesitated to speak several times, but in the end he still didn't ask.
In the final analysis, this is Brother Chi's private matter, and it seems a bit over the line for him to ask an outsider.
Don't think too much, eat!Have a meal!
Put your head down and put all the meat slices in the bowl, and eat seriously when you are eating!
At the end of the meal, he raised his hand and called the waiter: "Please bring me another bowl of rice..."
Looking at Chili's silent gaze, he weakly lowered his head, he didn't want to, but the bowls in this store are really too small, like teacups...
Tan Yushu scooped up every piece of meat seriously, without asking any questions. The several explanation methods previewed in Chi Li's mind suddenly became useless.
But this is Tan Yushu's normal reaction. Tan Yushu would never do such low-eq behaviors as asking about other people's personal affairs, even if he is demented.
Restraint, calmness, and intelligence are the memories engraved in this person's DNA, so why did he have the absurd idea that "Tan Yushu might ask" just now?
The strange silence spread, and suddenly a crisp female voice broke the silence. Two young looking girls came over arm in arm to say hello: "Xiaoyu! What a coincidence, you guys are here to eat too!"
Xiaoyu?Chi Li frowned, what kind of weird name is this?
Tan Yushu also raised his head, his eyes fell on the faces of the two, suddenly realized, and smiled, "So it's you, what a coincidence."
?
In modern times, because Tan Yushu and Hu Chunniang's modern knowledge is too scarce, there are always people around to prevent accidents.
So how did Tan Yushu get so acquainted with two pretty girls under his nose?
Holding his chin, he sneered and said, "Who is this? Let me introduce you?"
"Uh..." Tan Yushu smiled awkwardly but politely: "Brother Chi, this is the first time we sold melons, the girls who bought six melons, we met together, you don't remember ?"
Pond: ...
Who can remember this!
In addition, more than two months have passed since that month in ancient times. There were so many people who bought melons that day, who can remember two strangers so clearly!
The girls probably didn't expect it, but when they found out that Tan Yushu really remembered them, instead of being polite, they immediately became excited: "Yes! It's us!"
"Are you students of University A?"
"Yes! Yes! There are not many classes, so we came here to work part-time." Then he smiled mysteriously: "Do you still remember the two pandas at the door? Hehe, it's just the two of us!"
Pond: ...
It turned out to be the two of you.
Tan Yushu was surprised: "It must be hard work to wear such thick fur on such a hot day."
"Hard work is hard work, and you can earn a lot. Such a big doll costs two or three hundred a day."
"Oh……"
Tan Yushu couldn't help sighing, the girl in the future is really amazing.
Hearing this, Chi Li raised his head, and said in a very unpleasant way: "Why don't you find a part-time job in this major?"
The two girls were silent: "Well, we are studying civil engineering..."
Pond: ...
There are not a few magical majors that girls can find in the entire academy, you guys are really brave.
Speaking of this, the two girls started chattering, complaining incessantly: "In our major, it is too difficult to find a part-time job. Being a tutor is afraid of misleading your children. Only this one is in good health. So I usually send out flyers and do sales or something. By the way, I have delivered food before! People are called "Autumn Mountain Car God" hahaha! But it's better to be a doll, earn more, and have fun, just occasionally It's annoying to have a brat kick you."
Although Tan Yushu didn't quite understand, the exuberant energy of the two girls still made him smile knowingly.
Chi Li also had nothing to do with these two steel women, and left a business card: "Add a WeChat, and I will find you if there is work in the future."
"Wow, really? What kind of job? Selling melons with Xiaoyu? Does that also provide ancient costumes!"
Looking at the two people who were about to go to the sky, Chi Li said ruthlessly: "Why do you ask so many questions, wait for the news."
Two girls: ...
Ok……
Immediately became happy: "Then Xiaoyu, let's add a WeChat too!"
"it is good."
Tan Yushu, who had just learned how to use WeChat, had never added anyone except Chi's family and his mother, immediately agreed. Would he want to have his first WeChat friend?
Unexpectedly, he was picked up by Chi Li: "After eating, let's go."
Why?Haven't added it yet!The two girls burst into tears, why is this cool guy still so fierce even after he became bald?
Tan Yushu, who was dragged away, said pitifully, "Brother Chi, isn't this a little rude?"
Chi Li sneered and stretched out his hands to press his face: "Master Tan is still talking about impoliteness, if it is really polite, you are sitting at the same table with two young girls, talking and laughing, is this in accordance with the etiquette? "
Tan Yushu: ...
But this is modern times, don’t everyone do it?
"And didn't you say see no evil? How did you recognize those two girls at a glance? Have you been staring at them before?"
Tan Yushu: ...
He didn't, he just had a photographic memory!
Chi Li didn't care, patted his cheek, and said condescendingly: "Hmph, I'm so rude"
Tan Yushu: ...
Is it true that he is more rude?
No, Brother Chi, as a person who had a marriage contract with a man, is so deviant, how dare he call him rude, and he really got his way.
The two very "disrespectful" people just got into the car together and came to the company in silence.
After a few days of intensive layout, the company has changed a lot. Tan Yushu instantly forgot who was more rude, and looked at this modern decoration style in amazement.
Chi Li dragged him away: "From today on, you also come to work in the company."
"Really?" After staying at home for so many days, Tan Yushu has long wanted to experience the feeling of "going to work". It's really great!
Pond: ...
Others go to work like going to a grave, but Tan Yushu is different, but I don't know if he will still be so excited after a few days.
As the owner of the company, Chili has a private office, which is luxuriously furnished.
Tan Yushu looked in amazement at the entire wall of bookshelves, which were filled with thick and heavy books.
Books were very expensive in the Yong Dynasty, and only a wealthy family could fill such a bookcase with books. It looks really grand!
It's just that Tan Yushu didn't recognize the unique "alphabet text" on the cover, so he curiously picked up one, and after getting it, he felt that the weight was not right, and looked at Chi Li suspiciously.
Chi Li said calmly: "It's fake, it's used to hold b, how expensive is the real book."
Tan Yushu: Alright...
"However, when you have money in the future, you can exchange it for real. People like Yu Liangpeng who like to pretend to be petty bourgeoisies must be very happy."
"That's great."
It's not just brother Yu who is happy, he is also happy!
"Brother Chi, can you change it to Chinese? These foreign languages are really incomprehensible."
"Let's talk later."
Chi Li pursed his lips and ordered, "Bring your mobile phone."
Tan Yushu handed it obediently, and Chi Li quickly unlocked it.
"Come here, let me teach you what is a card game."
Seeing Tan Yushu leaning his head closer, Chi Li reached out and clicked on a popular card-drawing game on the market.
Tan Yushu let out a small exclamation after seeing the beautiful narrative cg in the opening title.
The quality of the cg is very good, the modeling is very smooth, the cv articulation is also very clear, combined with the pictures, Tan Yushu quickly understood the background of the game.
This is an otaku-oriented game, so as soon as I entered the game, a tall and long-legged Sanwu Yujie appeared as a novice guide, calling "Master" coldly.
Tan Yushu has never seen this kind of two-dimensional culture before, looking at this villain with strange proportions, his eyes are full of confusion.
Under the joint guidance of the novice guide and Chi Li, Tan Yushu finally became familiar with the combat system, and got the first card in the card drawing system, which was the sister Yu from the beginning.
"This is the card to be drawn. The cards are divided into four grades from high to low according to the degree of exquisiteness. The higher the grade, the more precious it is, and the harder it is to obtain. Therefore, players will spend money like crazy to buy high-level cards. opportunities until you draw a card you like, do you understand?"
Tan Yushu blinked, he didn't understand.
Poking the screen is just an invisible card, why spend money on it?
Chi Li knew that he didn't understand, so he chose this game with extremely sinister intentions.
This game is called "Sword Spirit", which adopts the more popular anthropomorphic settings on the market, that is, this Yujie is a beautiful woman on the surface, but is actually a "Sword Spirit", and the knife she holds in her hand is the real body .
what?
After accepting the setting that the knife is the real body, Tan Yushu's eyes instantly changed.
Not only that, Chi Li also switched the page to the column of the illustration book, and opened an ssr card for him. On the card was a chivalrous man with his eyes closed, his messy white hair smelled of wind and snow. A slender blade with a cold light, overflowing with murderous aura.
The name of the knife is "Zhanshen", and the design concept is the horse-cutting knife in ancient times. Yes, it is the kind of knife that Tan Yushu brought when he came here. The blade is long and thick, and it is Tan Yushu's favorite style of knife.It's just that the card is still gray because it hasn't been unlocked.
Chi Li's low voice seduced Tan Yushu: "When you draw this card, the card will become colorful, and you can use it at will."
Tan Yushu: ...
He suddenly understood!Really want!
Chi Li retreated calmly: Oh, he knew it.
But this is just a superficial explanation for the ancient Tan Yushu. For modern people, anyone who has played card games knows that this game is very addictive.
"Blade Spirit" used to be Blackstone's most lucrative game, and Blackstone relied on it to make a comeback.
In modern times, the modes of various games are already very mature. They have experience in developing "Sword Spirit", and people like "Fire Phoenix" are also very experienced. .
Chi Li flipped through the ledger brought by Tan Yushu, where the poems and proses that were exchanged for leeks were recorded.The level is good and bad, but there is one thing that modern people have never seen.
As long as there is a gimmick, whoever said ancient poetry can't smoke it?
This kind of absurd behavior is naturally despicable and shameful. Tan Yushu was born in a scholarly family, and his mother disciplined him very strictly since he was a child. Naturally, he was not allowed to touch these nasty things. He only followed the teachings and kept himself clean.
So after learning that Zhou Kun was going to be engaged to Xia Xuan, Tan Yushu was shocked. After guessing that Brother Chi had also had a "marriage contract" with Xia Xuan, he didn't know what to say.
He is not a particularly rigid person, but it is not so easy for him to accept this subversive custom in his heart.
Chi Li glanced at him and frowned: "Are you so good at eating spicy food?"
"what?"
Tan Yushu was busy rebuilding his worldview when he heard this and raised his head in a daze.
Chi Li said expressionlessly, "You just ate a pepper."
Tan Yushu: ...
Although it was the first time I saw chili after coming to modern times, Tan Yushu fell in love with this taste, but liking spicy food does not mean that he is good at spicy food.
The burning sensation spread from the tip of his tongue to his limbs in an instant, and it was too late when Tan Yushu wanted to vomit, and he looked for water to drink everywhere with tears streaming down his face, tears falling down patter.
Silently, Chi Li ordered him a bottle of iced juice. The cold, sour-sweet juice finally suppressed the burning sensation. Tan Yushu covered his mouth and sucked in a low voice, tears pattering uncontrollably He fell down with a thud, looked so pitiful, and thanked Chi Li with tears in his eyes: "Thank you, Brother Chi..."
Seeing his miserable appearance, Chi Li snorted coldly in his heart: Hmph, you deserve it!
Then he watched his reaction without blinking.
Tan Yushu is an extremely smart person, what those two people said just now must be enough for him to guess all the causes and consequences.
For some reason, he never told Tan Yushu about his previous relationship with Xia Xuan. Now that he suddenly knows, what will happen?Chi Li was suddenly nervous and apprehensive.
Tan Yushu covered his mouth and looked at Chi Li.
Now is a good opportunity. Based on his many years of experience in pretending to be pitiful, generally when he looks miserable, the chances of being forgiven are much higher, so why don't you take this opportunity to ask Brother Chi some questions that you don't usually have the chance to ask? For example, what is the relationship between Brother Chi and Mr. Xia Xiaolang.
Tan Yushu hesitated to speak several times, but in the end he still didn't ask.
In the final analysis, this is Brother Chi's private matter, and it seems a bit over the line for him to ask an outsider.
Don't think too much, eat!Have a meal!
Put your head down and put all the meat slices in the bowl, and eat seriously when you are eating!
At the end of the meal, he raised his hand and called the waiter: "Please bring me another bowl of rice..."
Looking at Chili's silent gaze, he weakly lowered his head, he didn't want to, but the bowls in this store are really too small, like teacups...
Tan Yushu scooped up every piece of meat seriously, without asking any questions. The several explanation methods previewed in Chi Li's mind suddenly became useless.
But this is Tan Yushu's normal reaction. Tan Yushu would never do such low-eq behaviors as asking about other people's personal affairs, even if he is demented.
Restraint, calmness, and intelligence are the memories engraved in this person's DNA, so why did he have the absurd idea that "Tan Yushu might ask" just now?
The strange silence spread, and suddenly a crisp female voice broke the silence. Two young looking girls came over arm in arm to say hello: "Xiaoyu! What a coincidence, you guys are here to eat too!"
Xiaoyu?Chi Li frowned, what kind of weird name is this?
Tan Yushu also raised his head, his eyes fell on the faces of the two, suddenly realized, and smiled, "So it's you, what a coincidence."
?
In modern times, because Tan Yushu and Hu Chunniang's modern knowledge is too scarce, there are always people around to prevent accidents.
So how did Tan Yushu get so acquainted with two pretty girls under his nose?
Holding his chin, he sneered and said, "Who is this? Let me introduce you?"
"Uh..." Tan Yushu smiled awkwardly but politely: "Brother Chi, this is the first time we sold melons, the girls who bought six melons, we met together, you don't remember ?"
Pond: ...
Who can remember this!
In addition, more than two months have passed since that month in ancient times. There were so many people who bought melons that day, who can remember two strangers so clearly!
The girls probably didn't expect it, but when they found out that Tan Yushu really remembered them, instead of being polite, they immediately became excited: "Yes! It's us!"
"Are you students of University A?"
"Yes! Yes! There are not many classes, so we came here to work part-time." Then he smiled mysteriously: "Do you still remember the two pandas at the door? Hehe, it's just the two of us!"
Pond: ...
It turned out to be the two of you.
Tan Yushu was surprised: "It must be hard work to wear such thick fur on such a hot day."
"Hard work is hard work, and you can earn a lot. Such a big doll costs two or three hundred a day."
"Oh……"
Tan Yushu couldn't help sighing, the girl in the future is really amazing.
Hearing this, Chi Li raised his head, and said in a very unpleasant way: "Why don't you find a part-time job in this major?"
The two girls were silent: "Well, we are studying civil engineering..."
Pond: ...
There are not a few magical majors that girls can find in the entire academy, you guys are really brave.
Speaking of this, the two girls started chattering, complaining incessantly: "In our major, it is too difficult to find a part-time job. Being a tutor is afraid of misleading your children. Only this one is in good health. So I usually send out flyers and do sales or something. By the way, I have delivered food before! People are called "Autumn Mountain Car God" hahaha! But it's better to be a doll, earn more, and have fun, just occasionally It's annoying to have a brat kick you."
Although Tan Yushu didn't quite understand, the exuberant energy of the two girls still made him smile knowingly.
Chi Li also had nothing to do with these two steel women, and left a business card: "Add a WeChat, and I will find you if there is work in the future."
"Wow, really? What kind of job? Selling melons with Xiaoyu? Does that also provide ancient costumes!"
Looking at the two people who were about to go to the sky, Chi Li said ruthlessly: "Why do you ask so many questions, wait for the news."
Two girls: ...
Ok……
Immediately became happy: "Then Xiaoyu, let's add a WeChat too!"
"it is good."
Tan Yushu, who had just learned how to use WeChat, had never added anyone except Chi's family and his mother, immediately agreed. Would he want to have his first WeChat friend?
Unexpectedly, he was picked up by Chi Li: "After eating, let's go."
Why?Haven't added it yet!The two girls burst into tears, why is this cool guy still so fierce even after he became bald?
Tan Yushu, who was dragged away, said pitifully, "Brother Chi, isn't this a little rude?"
Chi Li sneered and stretched out his hands to press his face: "Master Tan is still talking about impoliteness, if it is really polite, you are sitting at the same table with two young girls, talking and laughing, is this in accordance with the etiquette? "
Tan Yushu: ...
But this is modern times, don’t everyone do it?
"And didn't you say see no evil? How did you recognize those two girls at a glance? Have you been staring at them before?"
Tan Yushu: ...
He didn't, he just had a photographic memory!
Chi Li didn't care, patted his cheek, and said condescendingly: "Hmph, I'm so rude"
Tan Yushu: ...
Is it true that he is more rude?
No, Brother Chi, as a person who had a marriage contract with a man, is so deviant, how dare he call him rude, and he really got his way.
The two very "disrespectful" people just got into the car together and came to the company in silence.
After a few days of intensive layout, the company has changed a lot. Tan Yushu instantly forgot who was more rude, and looked at this modern decoration style in amazement.
Chi Li dragged him away: "From today on, you also come to work in the company."
"Really?" After staying at home for so many days, Tan Yushu has long wanted to experience the feeling of "going to work". It's really great!
Pond: ...
Others go to work like going to a grave, but Tan Yushu is different, but I don't know if he will still be so excited after a few days.
As the owner of the company, Chili has a private office, which is luxuriously furnished.
Tan Yushu looked in amazement at the entire wall of bookshelves, which were filled with thick and heavy books.
Books were very expensive in the Yong Dynasty, and only a wealthy family could fill such a bookcase with books. It looks really grand!
It's just that Tan Yushu didn't recognize the unique "alphabet text" on the cover, so he curiously picked up one, and after getting it, he felt that the weight was not right, and looked at Chi Li suspiciously.
Chi Li said calmly: "It's fake, it's used to hold b, how expensive is the real book."
Tan Yushu: Alright...
"However, when you have money in the future, you can exchange it for real. People like Yu Liangpeng who like to pretend to be petty bourgeoisies must be very happy."
"That's great."
It's not just brother Yu who is happy, he is also happy!
"Brother Chi, can you change it to Chinese? These foreign languages are really incomprehensible."
"Let's talk later."
Chi Li pursed his lips and ordered, "Bring your mobile phone."
Tan Yushu handed it obediently, and Chi Li quickly unlocked it.
"Come here, let me teach you what is a card game."
Seeing Tan Yushu leaning his head closer, Chi Li reached out and clicked on a popular card-drawing game on the market.
Tan Yushu let out a small exclamation after seeing the beautiful narrative cg in the opening title.
The quality of the cg is very good, the modeling is very smooth, the cv articulation is also very clear, combined with the pictures, Tan Yushu quickly understood the background of the game.
This is an otaku-oriented game, so as soon as I entered the game, a tall and long-legged Sanwu Yujie appeared as a novice guide, calling "Master" coldly.
Tan Yushu has never seen this kind of two-dimensional culture before, looking at this villain with strange proportions, his eyes are full of confusion.
Under the joint guidance of the novice guide and Chi Li, Tan Yushu finally became familiar with the combat system, and got the first card in the card drawing system, which was the sister Yu from the beginning.
"This is the card to be drawn. The cards are divided into four grades from high to low according to the degree of exquisiteness. The higher the grade, the more precious it is, and the harder it is to obtain. Therefore, players will spend money like crazy to buy high-level cards. opportunities until you draw a card you like, do you understand?"
Tan Yushu blinked, he didn't understand.
Poking the screen is just an invisible card, why spend money on it?
Chi Li knew that he didn't understand, so he chose this game with extremely sinister intentions.
This game is called "Sword Spirit", which adopts the more popular anthropomorphic settings on the market, that is, this Yujie is a beautiful woman on the surface, but is actually a "Sword Spirit", and the knife she holds in her hand is the real body .
what?
After accepting the setting that the knife is the real body, Tan Yushu's eyes instantly changed.
Not only that, Chi Li also switched the page to the column of the illustration book, and opened an ssr card for him. On the card was a chivalrous man with his eyes closed, his messy white hair smelled of wind and snow. A slender blade with a cold light, overflowing with murderous aura.
The name of the knife is "Zhanshen", and the design concept is the horse-cutting knife in ancient times. Yes, it is the kind of knife that Tan Yushu brought when he came here. The blade is long and thick, and it is Tan Yushu's favorite style of knife.It's just that the card is still gray because it hasn't been unlocked.
Chi Li's low voice seduced Tan Yushu: "When you draw this card, the card will become colorful, and you can use it at will."
Tan Yushu: ...
He suddenly understood!Really want!
Chi Li retreated calmly: Oh, he knew it.
But this is just a superficial explanation for the ancient Tan Yushu. For modern people, anyone who has played card games knows that this game is very addictive.
"Blade Spirit" used to be Blackstone's most lucrative game, and Blackstone relied on it to make a comeback.
In modern times, the modes of various games are already very mature. They have experience in developing "Sword Spirit", and people like "Fire Phoenix" are also very experienced. .
Chi Li flipped through the ledger brought by Tan Yushu, where the poems and proses that were exchanged for leeks were recorded.The level is good and bad, but there is one thing that modern people have never seen.
As long as there is a gimmick, whoever said ancient poetry can't smoke it?
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