sheepskin for melon

Tan Yushu really wanted to eat instant noodles again!But Chi Li ruthlessly rejected him, so he had to find a suitable restaurant according to the requirements.

Suddenly, a strange thing caught his attention, and he quickly pointed it out to Chi Li: "Brother Chi, is that a place to eat?"

Chi Li followed his finger to look, yes, it was a restaurant, and it seemed to be the most expensive restaurant nearby, Tan Yushu's vision was really amazing.

But now he is quite rich, so let's eat here.

The trouble with large cars is that it is difficult to park. It took a long time to find a parking space, but it was already across the road from the hotel.

Tan Yushu stood on the side of the road. For some reason, there were no traffic lights on this section of the road. Tan Yushu's serious study of "stop at a red light and go at a green light" was no longer useful. He was lost in the constant flow of traffic.

Chi Li glanced at him, snorted and stretched out his hand.Tan Yushu was stunned for a moment, then immediately put his hand in his palm, and looked at him with great trust.

Tan Yushu's hand was dry and warm, holding Chili in his hand, his heart suddenly started beating violently.The two held hands and walked to the opposite side of the road a little bit, Chili couldn't help but clenched tighter.

Tan Yushu followed behind, a little curious, why are Brother Chi's hands so cold in summer?

But so comfortable!

Tan Yushu slowed down, showing a shallow smile, and Ren Chili grabbed his hand.

When he reached his destination, Tan Yushu immediately stopped at the strange thing that caught his gaze.

The restaurant in front of me is a Sichuan restaurant, and it may be holding an event. Two doll pandas are twisting their fat heads and buttocks, actively attracting customers.

Tan Yushu stood in front of this big guy, slowly opened his eyes wide, and asked in surprise, "Brother Chi, what is this?"

Chi Li looked at the two panda dolls, they were very well made, they were fluffy, plus the panda's already weird facial features, as well as the clumsy and huge body, they looked naive and extremely cute.

But the problem is, there is a nasty two-legged beast hidden under this cute skin!

Tan Yushu was looking at "Panda", and "Panda" was also looking at Tan Yushu. His chubby body froze for a moment, then suddenly swayed and wanted to be hugged by Tan Yushu.

Tan Yushu was curious about it, when he saw the big guy "throwing himself into his arms", he hugged it happily, lifted it up and twirled it around.

panda:……

Isn't this arm strength a little too amazing...

Tan Yushu's strong body made the other "panda" dumbfounded. He sat down his colleague beside him and stretched out his chubby short hands to hug him.

Tan Yushu didn't refuse anyone who came, and was about to reach out to meet another panda, but was dragged away by Chi Li: "Hold me!"These two scheming Twolegs!

Tan Yushu, who was forcibly taken away, was extremely regretful, these two big guys are really cute!

Chi Li thought it would be clean when he came in, but he didn't expect the two big bears to chase him to the window and shake himself. Tan Yushu couldn't help laughing at it.

Chi Li snorted coldly towards the window, turned his head and said, "Those two are just fake pandas in panda skins, I'll take you to see the real pandas when I have time."

After finishing speaking, a panda video was found: "Have you seen it, this is the real panda."

Tan Yushu took a closer look, and saw a group of "black sesame glutinous rice balls" twisting their buttocks and queuing up to eat Guoguo, and laughed out loud: "So they are called pandas! They look so strange, but they are smaller and prettier than my house! Can I raise one?"

Pond: ...

How dare you think.

After flipping through the video, he chose a giant panda and put it in front of him, and told him a cold fact: "Pandas are bears."

Tan Yushu: ...

Looking at the huge body, I suddenly lost my dream.

However, Tan Yushu was completely attracted by the real giant pandas, ignoring the two fake pandas outside the window. Chi Li gave them a cold look, and the two bears immediately lowered their arms and walked away in frustration.

Chi Li handed the menu to Tan Yushu, and then called the waiter.

Tan Yushu is not illiterate, it's just that there have been many changes in the two worlds, so he doesn't know most of them.

But with the help of a few phonetic-noted children's books, especially "Three Hundred Tang Poems", Tan Yushu quickly understood modern characters, and now there are basically no obstacles.

And different from Feixianlou’s literary menu, the names of modern dishes are much more straightforward. Each of them is accompanied by a picture, which is very well taken. Tan Yushu’s appetite was whetted after seeing it. He chose three dishes and smiled. Pass it to the waiter.

The waiter took one look at his face, but didn't dare to take a second look, and ran away shyly.

Pond: ...

Does he have to hide people in his pocket so that he won't seduce people everywhere?

……

Zhou Kun was chatting with Xia Xuan about the past, when he saw Xia Xuan's gaze, he followed him.

I glanced at the two pandas struggling to twist their buttocks, and couldn't help but smiled knowingly: "Are you missing it too? I think that when we were in college, I came here to be a 'panda' in order to make money. I never thought that you Followed me too. Do you know how happy I was at that time? A rich young master like you is willing to suffer such hardships with me. From that moment on, I swear, no matter what, I will always treat you well, let Live your life, and now I can finally do it."

Because of these words, Xia Xuan withdrew his eyes briefly, and looked at this person almost amusedly.

How sincere, if he hadn't been reborn, he would have believed it!

But in fact, he in his previous life used his feelings to deceive him, dragged the entire Xia family into the quagmire of the Zhou family, and faced the terrifying monster Chi Li.

The Zhou family was ruined, and the Xia family was also ruined, so he showed the most ferocious face, and told how he had been tricked into taking the bait a little bit at the beginning; how he tried his best to separate them after he noticed his wavering towards Chi Li; The matter of "pretending to be a doll" is nothing more than a trick he resorted to. After all, with his physical condition, how could he do such a job!

When he pretended to be with Chi Li back then, no matter how much he tossed Chi Li, Chi Li would silently help him fulfill all kinds of unreasonable demands.No matter what he asks for, Chi Li will trust him unconditionally and hand over the things to him.

Chi Li was so kind to him, and his heart was not made of iron. Of course, it was impossible not to be moved.

But because of Zhou Kun's various methods, he finally got farther and farther away from the boulders, and sank deeper and deeper into the quagmire.

Thinking of this, Xia Xuan didn't even want to pretend anymore, and said with a smile: "Since you mentioned this, I just want to tell you, don't do this kind of thing again in the future, after all, your body can't bear it."

Zhou Kun froze, he always felt that Xia Xuan's tone of voice was wrong.

But before he asked, Xia Xuan went downstairs.

downstairs:

"Don't you want to know what a card game is? Bring your phone and I'll download it for you."

"it is good."

Tan Yushu handed over the phone, put his elbows on the table, and leaned over to look hard.In order for him to see clearly, Chi Li also leaned over and put the mobile phone between the two of them to operate.

But from another perspective, the two of them were shoulder to shoulder and head to head, as if they were making out.

Xia Xuan saw clearly from the side, raised his mobile phone to secretly record, and after taking pictures of everything he wanted to take, he put down his mobile phone, walked over with his chin high, and sneered at Tan Yushu, "Long time no see, who are you with?" What about eating?"

Tan Yushu raised his head when he heard this familiar voice, and immediately saw Xia Xuan who was smiling but not smiling.

His memory is pretty good, so he won't forget this person, but isn't this person's memory a bit bad? In such a short period of time, even Brother Chi doesn't know him?

It's just that according to Brother Chi, this is his enemy, so what kind of attitude should he face him?

Seeing Tan Yushu's embarrassed expression, Xia Xuan suddenly felt that he had caught him, put his hand on his shoulder, and smiled in the direction of Chi Li: "Who is this, let me introduce you."

Tan Yushu smiled awkwardly but politely: "Uh... do you need an introduction?"

"Of course..." Xia Xuan's confident words stopped when they touched the "bald" face.

"Chili! Where's your hair?"

Ever since he shaved his head, people have been commenting on his head every day, and now even the scum like Xia Xuan has come over to bluff, and Chi Li is so irritable that he wants to kill someone.

Especially when Xia Xuan's hand was still resting on Tan Yushu's shoulder carelessly, Chi Li was in a bad mood, and instantly narrowed his eyes: "Get your claws away!"

Xia Xuan: ...

Things went beyond his imagination in an instant!

At this time Zhou Kun also came, and when his eyes fell on Tan Yushu's face, like everyone else, he fell into a daze.

But when he saw Xia Xuan, he immediately withdrew his gaze and said with a gentle smile, "Xiao Xuan, is this your friend?"

After finishing speaking, he sat across from him, turned his head and said, "Then this is..."

"Pond gravel?"

Pond: ...

Tmd, get out with me!

The scene fell into a very embarrassing situation in an instant. Rao Tan Yushu, who is so exquisite, dared not say a word in this situation.

Fortunately, the dish just ordered was ready, and the waiter enthusiastically served it: "This is the mapo tofu you ordered."

Tan Yushu smiled and said, "Thank you."

Xia Xuan looked at the red soup, and immediately frowned: "Chili can't eat spicy food, don't you know?"

Tan Yushu looked at him in embarrassment, and said weakly: "Sorry, I ate this dish."

Xia Xuan was choked immediately.

Immediately afterwards, the second course came, a pot of brightly red boiled pork slices, glowing red and bubbling, Xia Xuan immediately frowned again, and before he could speak, Tan Yushu hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, this I also ate the dish!"

Xia Xuan was choked back immediately.

After serving the boiled pork slices, another boiled fish was quickly served. Although the fish was white and tender and the soup was oily, it was sprinkled with a large handful of diced red peppers.

Not to mention that, the waiter put two bowls of rice in front of Chi Li and Tan Yushu respectively, and said with a smile, "The dishes are all served, I wish you a pleasant meal."

Xia Xuan looked at all the dishes, he couldn't eat any of these dishes!He crossed his arms and mocked, "You mean, let Chili eat rice?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Carefully moved the rice in front of Chili's door, and said weakly: "Sorry, this bowl of rice is also mine, if you eat too much, it's not against the law, right?"

Xia Xuan:?