sheepskin for melon

Chi Li said ruthlessly, "Why buy a car, you can't drive it."

Tan Yushu smiled as a matter of course: "But Brother Chi, you know how to drive."

Well, he's not the driver.

But looking at Tan Yushu's sparkling eyes, the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up, and reluctantly agreed: "Let's go."

Tan Yushu's eyes are brighter, so happy!

Along the way, Tan Yushu told Chi Li the story of selling the piano: "The origin of the mourning sound is actually similar to what I said, and this piano has indeed gone through thousands of years, but the emperor is not the emperor of this world. However, the piano is a musical instrument. The most rare thing is actually its sound, material, and workmanship. The mourning sound was made of 300-year-old paulownia wood cut down by Emperor Shang. The Qin was completed and the country fell. Today is far away, and even the great masters can’t judge the dynasty based on shape alone, so I searched all over the subjugated kings, and found that the Huizong dynasty was very consistent in terms of age and the temperament of the king, so it was attached to this generation. Antiquities in this world are also There are many attachments, it’s just whether it can be believed. I rely on a slick tongue to convince the boss, and the owner of such a big antique shop naturally has more means to make others believe.”

After listening to it for a long time, Chi Li found an important point: "So that persimmon gave me such an unlucky thing, why is he so happy?"

Tan Yushu blinked his eyes, but he didn't expect Brother Chi's attention to be on this. He couldn't help laughing: "People make troubles, so why sin the qin. If the qin has a spirit, I'm afraid it will also hurt the death of the wood and mourn the death of the country."

"I don't care, it's good to sell it anyway, whoever loves this unlucky thing will want it."

Although Tan Yushu didn't think that the violin was bad luck, he did think it would be a good idea to sell it and buy a car!

In the 4S store, Tan Yushu followed Chi Li step by step, looking at the dazzling variety of models in the store without blinking.

After being in modern times for a month, he already knew that cars are the "war horses" of modern people, but this thing can run much faster than horses.

Tan Yushu has no other hobbies in his life, one is a knife and the other is a horse.The most powerful "knife" in modern times is called a gun, and it is a regulatory weapon. It is not allowed to play, so you must play with that car if you have a chance!

Looking at the excited Tan Yushu, the corners of Chi Li's mouth curved slightly imperceptibly, walked to the center of the 4S store and stopped, raised his chin and said, "Choose one you like."

Tan Yushu's eyes widened when he heard this: Can he choose the one he likes?

"Thank you Brother Chi!"

Brother Chi is really kind!

Tan Yushu walked around the venue excitedly, looking for the car he wanted.

Chi Li followed behind him expressionlessly, his gaze falling on him one after another.

Today, I usually go out. In order not to attract attention, Tan Yushu did not wear the eye-catching ancient costume, but a simple white half-sleeve, shorts and white sneakers.

The long ponytail was tied high on the back of the head, and it swayed mischievously with the movements, sweeping the thin waistline for a while, and sweeping the fair neck for a while.

The exposed arm was white and glowing, but with smooth and powerful lines. Only then did it remind people that he was not a frail scholar, but a general who had fought for many years.

The calf is tight, and the waist is stretched into a line. With the brisk white sneakers, it looks youthful and energetic.

Ikeshi looked away as if scalded.

Rubbing the beads in his hands, does this 4S store have no money to turn on the air conditioner, why is it so hot?

The air conditioner was turned on so high that the sales lady, who was getting chills during her menstrual period, tried her best to restrain the urge to shiver, and put on an enthusiastic professional smile.

"I don't know which aspect of experience customers pay more attention to when buying a car. I will recommend it to you according to your needs."

Tan Yushu turned his head, pointed to a black car, and asked happily, "How do you sell this car?"

The sales lady was caught off guard by an appearance crit, shit!A sense of astonishment rushed straight to the forehead instantly penetrated the eight meridians, and the physical pain that had been endured for a day suddenly disappeared!

The shopping guide lady who instantly transformed into a "Super Saiyan" introduced the car Tan Yushu pointed to from head to toe with eloquence.

"Oh……"

While listening, Tan Yushu nodded thoughtfully following the rhythm of the little sister. The more he listened, the more he liked it. He looked at Chi Li expectantly: "Brother Chi!"

When Chili saw it, it was a dark super sports car with a very low body, smooth and simple like running water, and every detail advertised its uncommon and expensive.

A first-line sports car, priced at 800 million, he had no chance to touch it before, but his former "brother" Zhou Peng had such a car in his garage.

Although I suddenly got a windfall of 5000 million now, the money must be spent wisely, and now is not the time to squander it.As long as the car can run, there is no need to engage in so many tricks.Not to mention being expensive, it hurts when you bump into it.

So he said expressionlessly, "It's too expensive, so I won't buy it."

Tan Yushu's happy smile froze on his face, didn't he mean to choose what he likes...

Humph, whoever said that you have to buy it if you choose it.

Seeing Tan Yushu's deeply shocked and pitiful face, Chi Li didn't know why, but a secret sense of excitement rose in his heart.

How can it be so fun to bully this always gentle, polite and methodical person?

Chi Li was happy, but the shopping guide next to her couldn't stand it.

Isn't it just an 800 million car?Why not buy it for the kids?Don't you see how pitiful the child is?

Filled with righteous indignation, he looked for this stingy theory, and after seeing Chi Li's appearance, he choked up.

sorry!excuse me!

In the summer, Chi Li was too lazy to cover a wig, so he came out naked.But the bald head is quite strange after all, in order not to look so strange, so he changed into a suit of clothes that fit the style - a floral shirt.

The string of agarwood beads that Emperor Jiaming gave was of very good quality and had the effect of calming and calming the mind, so Chili habitually carried it with him.Back in modern times, it is not easy to hang it around the neck. Others think that he is a real monk, so they wrap it around his wrist and hold it in his hand.

His facial features are three-dimensional and deep, even a bald head does not affect his appearance, but, he has a Buddhist bead in one hand, a flower arm in one hand, and a shiny bald head, his eyes are particularly fierce.

The sales lady looked at Tan Yushu, who had a warm and elegant smile, and then at Chi Li, who had a cold face.

Uh... the younger brother of Miyoshi student, the domineering brother who hangs out with him?

The shopping guide lady didn't dare to show her air, and asked cautiously: "Then what do you want the customer?"

"50 business."

Well, it seems that this is the boss. According to his request, the shopping guide lady recommended a commercial vehicle with high cost performance, seven seats, which is suitable for both home use and office work, and the performance in all aspects is also very balanced.

Tan Yushu climbed in, the car was very big, the seats were comfortable, and it could fit a whole family, he immediately understood Chi Li's good intentions: "Brother Chi is more thoughtful, this car is indeed better than the car I just chose. Well, from now on, the whole family will go out together, so there is no need to squeeze.”

The shopping guide lady who is listening on the side: ...

Could it be that the bald brother just looks fierce, but he is actually a good man who thinks about his family and lives in IKEA?

After choosing this business, Chi Li chose another 20 yuan car for his father, satisfying his desire to take his mother shopping.The reason why he doesn't buy expensive ones is because his parents will live in the country for a while, and there is no need to drive a very good car in the country.

After careful calculation and selection, pay in full directly, saving a lot of interest.

In fact, the interest on the loan to buy a car is the bulk of the sales income. In the past, the sales lady would try her best to recommend a mortgage package, but Chi Li and Tan Yushu were so fierce that they looked scary.One is as gentle as water, and it makes people happy to look at. The sales lady is embarrassed to continue to recommend it, and she goes through the formalities happily and asks them to pick up the car in a week.

After buying a car, Tan Yushu couldn't drive away immediately. Tan Yushu was very disappointed, but soon became happy, because Chi Li bought him a mobile phone as agreed, and bought one for Tan's mother by the way.

Tan Yushu looked at the phone curiously for a while, and then asked Chi Li: "What are you doing now?"

What else can I do, after buying a car, I will naturally buy a house.

……

Yu Liangpeng stretched his waist, and there was a burst of wailing and howling from behind: "Damn! What are you doing! I just got down on the bed and went to sleep after I got bugs yesterday!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you go to bed later, wild boar, I'll boil some water and make a bowl of noodles!"

"Damn it, my name is Zhu Ye! Not a wild boar"

"Liangzi, bring me a bowl of old altar sauerkraut, without sauerkraut."

"Go away, don't add sauerkraut, is that called Laotan sauerkraut!"

Yu Liangpeng got up to boil water with stars in his eyes. In a small office, there were three people crowded side by side, plus desks and computers. Case.

Back then, when the five of them were still students, under the leadership of the boss of "Stone", they jointly established the Black Stone Studio. The fastest new company in the industry.

Seeing that he was about to become an upstart in the industry, a business elite, and a diamond king, Xia Xuan and Chi Jiankang, the two cheaters, teamed up to pry them away, and returned to the pre-liberation overnight.

Xia Xuan became the new boss, the smiling tiger who changed his name to Zhou Kun became the vice president, and then the boss Stone was kicked out. Is Black Stone still Black Stone?

I figured out that it was they who made Black Stone, not Black Stone who made them. As long as people are still there, there will be new Black Stone everywhere, so the five "veterans" resigned together and prepared to start all over again.

But that is to say, it is really hard to start from scratch. Heishi finally got up, and after a few good days, he will go back to the kennel again, because the unlucky Zhou family always has problems with the work.

Although Yu Liangpeng is still full of ambition, he is really depressed.

Decadently made a bowl of spicy beef noodles, and then made a bowl of Laotan sauerkraut without sauerkraut for the bearded aunt.

It's almost ripe, and when I was about to talk, the doorbell rang.

Yu Liangpeng kicked off his slippers and went out. When he opened the door, he was stunned.

Stuttering: "Brother, we are so poor that we can't even pay the rent, and we can't pay the protection fee!"

Pond: ...

"you wanna die."

This familiar voice...

Yu Liangpeng's eyes widened: "Boss!"

Hearing this roar, two other people in vests, one thin and one strong, also came over. The thin one was a wild boar, and the one with a beard was sauerkraut. Their jaws dropped when they saw them.

Sauerkraut with a full beard said in shock: "Boss, I know you've been a little bit weak lately, but you're not going to be bald right now!"

Chi Li's face darkened: "Get lost."

"Huh~"

Tan Yushu behind him couldn't help laughing, and poked his head from behind Chi Li: "Brother Chi, are these your friends?"

Seeing Tan Yushu, Yu Liangpeng, wild boar, and sauerkraut trio:  …

With a sound of "squeaky", he got into the room without looking back, and after a while, there was a crackling sound.

Tan Yushu's smile froze on his face, and he asked at a loss, "Brother Chi...what's the matter?"

Chi Li said expressionlessly: "I was scared by you."

?

Tan Yushu sat obediently on the chair that Chi Li brought for him, looked at the group of people nestled on the balcony and doubted life: Is he so scary?

Several people nested together in the corner of the balcony, and called Chili over.

After closing the door, Yu Liangpeng looked at Chi Li with a broken face: "Boss, why did you bring a cash charge without calling, he saw us like this, he must think we are dead houses!

"Don't think, you all are."

This sentence deeply hurt the hearts of the three people, Yu Liangpeng held his broken heart and said: "But boss, you are just like us, you are also a dead house!"

"I'm not, I'm more handsome than you."

……

"Look at this, boss, you have come out of the shadows."

"Ah."

"Great! Then fight with us! But there is no room for you in the office now, why don't you carry your computer to the balcony and squeeze together."

"roll."

"Hahaha!"

The joke is a joke, and finally started again and got on the right track.

Looking at the people who were smiling cheaply, Chili announced a news calmly: "I rented a floor in the downtown CBD, and I will move there today, and then I will hire a few more people to start over."

The three of Yu Liangpeng: ...

The CBD in the city center?Isn't their boss a pauper now?Where does the money come from to pay such a high rent?

"Damn it, boss, have you won the lottery!"

"No."

"Then you sold yourself?"

Pond: ...

Pointing to Tan Yushu expressionlessly: "Did you see, the sponsor, you sponsored me 5000 million."

The three of them gasped in unison.

Yu Liangpeng immediately jumped up: "Fuck! Don't stop me! I'm going to kiss the donor's father's thigh right now!"

"No kissing!" Chi Li slapped Yu Liangpeng to the ground.

Yu Liangpeng: ...

Just kidding, don't try so hard...

But that's not important, the important thing is——

"Does the office have a bed? Is there a coffee maker? Is there a wine cooler? Is there a cigar? You know, I'm someone who likes to unwind after a hard day's work."

"It can be arranged."

"Aww! Long live the gold master's father!

They were whispering on the balcony, while Tan Yushu stayed in the house obediently.

Then the attention was gradually attracted by the two colorful bowls of noodles on the table, curiously picked up the fork, opened a mouthful of the instant noodle skin, and the unique hot aroma wafted over.

Tan Yushu slowly widened his eyes: It smells so good!

I glanced at the balcony, then looked away, repeated several times, and finally couldn't help it, and asked a few people on the balcony: "Excuse me, can I have some of this noodle?"

By the way, noodles!

Yu Liangpeng immediately said: "That is..."

Chi Li blocked his mouth and said in a deep voice, "It can be eaten."

Yu Liangpeng: ...

That's his face!

Chi Li rubbed his hands in disgust, leaned on the door frame and peeked at Tan Yushu, who was eating instant noodles with gusto, and fell into reflection: did he really treat Tan Yushu so badly that he regarded junk food as a treasure.

The old altar sauerkraut was not eaten, so the bearded man smiled and patted Yu Liangpeng on the shoulder: "Oh, the father of the funder just eats your noodles, really~"

Then after eating a bowl of Tan Yushu, who was still unsatisfied, he slowly shifted his gaze to another bowl.

Seeing Tan Yushu's outstretched evil hand, the bearded man opened the door and shouted, "Wait a minute!"

Tan Yushu looked at him suspiciously with a bowl in his hand, Yu Liangpeng knocked down with a smile: "What happened to the gold master's father eating the bowl of noodles, tell me~"

Looking at Yu Liangpeng's smiling face and Chi Li's murderous gaze, Hu Hu could only humiliate and say, "Put some sauerkraut to taste better."

Sauerkraut?Tan Yushu tilted his head to think about the meaning of his words.

Chi Li can't stand it anymore, it's been so many years, and Huzi's habit of eating sauerkraut from the old altar and not putting sauerkraut in it hasn't changed.So he went over and tore open the sauerkraut bag and put it in his bowl.

Tan Yushu suddenly realized that this was what he meant, so he tasted it: it was really delicious!

Brother Chi's friends are really hospitable.