sheepskin for melon

It is said that a bald head is the only criterion for testing a handsome guy, which is true.Without the modification of the hair, Chi Li's sharp and deep facial features are straightforwardly exposed, and the rose around the neck is dazzling.The cassock on his body was originally a solemn and solemn dress, but for some reason, it was worn by Chi Li with a murderous look.

Tan Yushu saluted with palms together, but he couldn't help laughing when he saw Chi Li's face: "Brother Chi..."

"Do you have any opinion?"

"No, no." Tan Yushu hid his smile, and said nonchalantly, "This is more deceptive. Brother Chi is plotting something serious, but I don't know what kind of business Brother Chi is going to do?"

Chi Li wrapped the long rosary around his left wrist with a cold face: "The watermelon you gave last time, your emperor likes it very much?"

"Brother Chi, do you want to transport melons to our place for sale? Although watermelons must be very expensive in this season, but..."

Tan Yushu smiled awkwardly: "Because I couldn't explain the reason for this melon at the time, I modified the matter a little."

"What modification?"

Tan Yushu told Chi Li awkwardly but politely.

Pond: ...

It's so humble, and I added a little bit of embellishment, so I just made up a story!

He folded his arms and said seriously: "I don't think you need to worry. The things I want to sell can definitely be made into circles with your ability."

Tan Yushu: ...

I always feel that brother Chi has some prejudice against him, but he is really an honest person, every time he makes up a story to deceive people, he will feel very guilty, okay?

At night, the full moon rises into the sky, and the "Gate of Moonlight" connecting the two worlds arrives as promised. Chi Li holds Tan Yushu's hand and disappears into the moonlight together.

The scene changed in a short while, and the surrounding sky darkened instantly. At the same time, the bone-chilling chill pierced through the skirts of their clothes. Before they had time to say anything else, they got into the house to keep warm.

The room was pitch black, and Tan Yushu lit a candle based on his feeling, and a ball of warm yellow light jumped up.After all, candles are not as bright as electric lights, but they still make the room clear.

Chi Li followed Tan Yushu's pace to visit his bedroom, and suddenly felt that his previous understanding of Tan Yushu might be a little off.

Tan Yushu's "bedroom" is very large. As soon as he enters the door, there is a simple flower hall with several wooden tables and chairs, and some calligraphy and painting decorations, which is very spacious.The circular carved wooden arch on the right reveals a corner of the bookshelf, which should be a study room.And Tan Yushu led Chi Li to the left, pushed aside the screen, and there were a few brushes of ink and a zither case and incense burner near the window.After passing another painting screen, it is the place where he sleeps. The exquisitely carved wooden couch is hung with a finely woven green gauze curtain.On the wall beside the couch hung seven or eight long knives of different sizes and short blades, and a pair of wooden bow and arrow bags.

Although Chi Li doesn't have a deep understanding of ancient times, but he can confirm one thing now, this kid is rich!

Tan Yushu held the lamp in his hand and smiled, the dim light added a soft radiance to his face: "Brother Chi and I will be wronged tonight."

This is said, as if they had never squeezed before, but when they arrived in ancient times, they became the same as when they first met.

Chi Li sat on the wooden couch and felt the bed of the ancients, while Tan Yushu took out the letter under the tea bowl, and his expression changed slightly.

Chi Li looked at him: "What's wrong."

"I left this letter to my mother, but it has not been opened yet, and..." Tan Yushu lightly touched the tea bowl with the back of his finger: "The residual tea in the cup is still warm."

Chi Li instantly understood what this meant. If Tan Yushu had disappeared for a month, it was impossible for Tan's mother not to have found the letter, and the furnishings in the house could not have been exactly the same as before.

In other words, Tan Yushu stayed for a month in modern times, but in ancient times, it was not even enough for a cup of tea to cool down.

But Tan Yushu came to modern times for the second time and came to modern times for the first time, but a month has actually passed. Why is there such a difference?

Both of them fell silent because of this strange incident, and Chi Li said for a long time: "I have a guess."

Tan Yushu was full of doubts, and immediately listened: "Brother Chi, please tell me."

Chili looked at him: "Think of our respective worlds as two independent programs, you are A and I am B. This program must have countless core algorithms that cannot be changed like laws, such as "the data in the program does not will disappear out of thin air". However, a hacker created a bug that allows you, the data of world A, to flow to world B, and world B cannot recognize you whose source code is A, so the starting point of your time depends on the bug that brought you Where to put you, but when you return to world A, the system of world A finds you, and based on the principle that you cannot disappear out of thin air, "catch" you back to the moment of disappearance to make the logic coherent."

Tan Yushu: ...

Although he has learned a lot of modern knowledge in recent days, Chi Li's words still make people confused.

Seeing Tan Yushu's face trying to understand, Chi Li directly changed into plain words: "If I go back to ancient times with you, I will go back to the time when you disappeared. If you go back to modern times with me, I will go back to the time when I disappeared. Because neither of us will "evaporate" in our own world. But if you come to my place alone, it depends on the time when the passage is connected, it may be possible after a thousand years. So in order to prevent time confusion, we have to be together every time Walk."

"So that's how it is." Although Tan Yushu didn't realize it, he suddenly realized that an absolutely qualified listener would not give people the illusion that he was talking for nothing no matter what.

Chi Li didn't bother to pay attention to him, and turned over to sleep directly. Anyway, he will verify it next month.

However, what he didn't say is that if his guess is true, then there is a tangible "program" in their world that controls the world.And there is a more advanced hacker in this program, which opened a bug that even the world's highest program could not prevent.This bug is so humanized, as if it was manipulated by humans, is there really any wisdom that is in charge of the multiple worlds?So what is he doing with this bug?

Frowning and thinking wildly, after an unknown amount of time, there was a rustling sound behind him, and then a person leaned over with his body temperature.

Chi Li turned around, Tan Yushu's face could not be seen clearly in the dark night, but his breath was close at hand.

Chi Li proudly poked his cheek, look, he knew that this person slept dishonestly, so he must have caught him now.

As a result, Tan Yushu was not awakened by the poke, but Chi Li, who was still asleep at this point, looked like a slut.

Chi Li's eyes tried to see his face clearly through the darkness, and suddenly thought, maybe this bug just wanted to send this person to him?If this is the case, that "hacker" is really idle.

……

As the sky was getting brighter, there were more noises outside the door, and Tan Yushu's servant began to stand outside and call the door: "Master, it's time to wake up, the old lady is calling you."

"It's already up."

Tan Yushu pushed open the door. He hadn't seen this familiar face for a long time, and he missed him quite a bit, so he showed a big smile.

In order to meet the immortal, the young servant who had turned one eye and closed the other all night was dejected, and was about to complain, when he saw a bald head flashing behind Tan Yushu, and he exclaimed, "Ah, master, there is someone behind you!" !"

"Don't be rude, I have met the master." Tan Yushu let Chi Li out, turned his head and said: "Call the old lady, don't bring too many people."

The boy's eyes widened, why is there an extra person in the house for no reason!Still in their master's house!

But since Tan Yushu gave the order, the boy could only turn around and look for Tan's mother.

Chi Li glanced at the half-grown boy, and asked, "Who is this?"

"His name is Brother Jiu, and I have my surname. He has been with me since childhood. He is not very stable, but he is very reliable."

Chi Li looked him up and down: "There are servants waiting by your side, so you are a serious feudal young master?"

Tan Yushu smiled and said: "Brother Chi is not right to say that. My father passed away early, and I am the head of this family, so I am a feudal lord."

Makes sense...

Tan's mother arrived in a short while, and she was also surprised when she saw Chi Li. She folded her hands and saluted Chi Li, a "monk". Considering that there were outsiders, she said kindly and softly, "Yulang, where is this sorcerer from?" ah?"

"Mother, come in, and I will explain to you in detail."

Mother Tan waved away the people around her gently and politely, and walked into the house with lotus steps.

After entering the room and listening to Tan Yushu's ins and outs, he slapped the table: "What did you say!"

Tan Yushu quickly pressed her down, and swore: "Mother, what the child said is true, if you don't believe me, look at it!"

Mother Tan took a closer look, and saw that the shocking chilblains on her son's hands had disappeared.Mother Tan held up those hands in disbelief and looked closely, they really disappeared!

Sitting back in place and silent for a long time, he suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped Tan Yushu: "You're going to die! You dare to go anywhere without knowing the situation!"

Chi Li was originally listening as a background board, but when he saw this, he stood up "Teng": "What are you doing!"

Tan Yushu was also a little confused by this sudden slap, but it was obviously not appropriate for Brother Chi to jump out, so he could only cover his face and said aggrievedly: "Mother, there are outsiders, their mothers never beat children, you Don't scare the guests."

Tan's mother felt a little regretful when she realized it, and felt rude when she looked at Chi Li, and took out her handkerchief and gave a fake cough: "So this is the person you brought back from hundreds of years later?"

"Exactly! The future world is very wonderful, my child will tell you about it one by one."

Tan's mother was still angry, but Tan Yushu's witty words kept coming, and what she said was very fresh and bizarre. In the end, Tan's mother was too absorbed in it and forgot to be angry.

"You said you brought something with you this time?"

"Yes, mother, guess what it is?"

"Where will I go!"

"Haha, the baby doesn't know either, so let Brother Chi reveal the secret."

The mother and son turned their heads to look at Chi Li together.

Then Mother Tan fell silent, always feeling that Chi Xiaolang-jun looked at her very unkindly, could it be because of the slap just now?But she beat her own son, what kind of anger is she in this life?

Tan Yushu also noticed Chi Li's displeasure, so he stepped forward and grabbed his arm, smiling, "Brother Chi, let's go."

Chi Li's eyebrows frowned into a line, but he was dragged away. Tan Yushu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Hey, he, who was slapped, ended up trying to coax two people who were fine. Why, he couldn't figure it out.

When we arrived in the backyard, looking at the things on the mule cart, even though Mother Tan was well-informed, she couldn't understand: "What is this?"