God has some double standards
Chapter 55 Awakening of Insects: Thunder in Spring
"Brother, stop laughing." Ah Zhi buried her head in her knees,
"Hahaha!" Alan laughed so hard that the flagon tipped over, and the jade liquid dripped all over the floor, "Ah Zhi, Ah Zhi, it's been half a month, and you haven't fed him a drop of water or a piece of meat. If it wasn't just ..." He was kicked.
Amon glanced at him, turned to comfort Ah Zhi: "Isn't Xiao Yu'er all right? Don't blame yourself. This is also the first time you take care of a child. It's normal not to know how to take care of a child."
"Second Brother..." Ah Zhi looked up, and hugged Amon with aggrieved face, "What if I raise him to death?"
"No, how could it be. This child already has intelligence, but he is embarrassed to ask you for food. After this encounter, he must have learned the principle of "you have to eat when you are hungry". Wait for him to practice After a hundred years, I started to fast, so there will be no more problems." Amon comforted him in a gentle voice.
"Second brother..."
"Ahem." Alan reminded, "It's all good if you hug it well?"
"No, I'm still a little sad." Ah Zhi hugged Amon's arms even tighter.
"It's okay, it's okay. We can hug Ah Zhi for as long as we want, don't worry about that bastard of your elder brother." Amon patted his head.
"Yeah." Ah Zhi buried her face and nodded.
Ah Lazy: "..." A bit itchy.
Before Ah Laan wanted to get up and tear people away, Ah Zhi finally calmed down and cheered up again.
"Second brother, I've decided, I'm going to Yaozu!"
Ah Lan scratched his ears: "Where are you going?"
"Monster!"
Alaan was very active in tidying him up: "Okay, let's go!"
Amon looked at him quietly.
Ah Lan added: "You stay for a few days, your second brother and I will go look for you right away."
"Okay!" Ah Zhi slammed up, grabbed the little fish who was eating meat and ran away.
Xiao Yu'er: "..." I suspect that you want to kill me, not keep me.
Amon glared at Alan: "What do you want to do?"
Alaan hugged him and comforted him: "The child is getting older, we can't always look at him, we have to let him go out and wander around more to understand the world, don't you think so?"
Amon sighed: "I understand, otherwise he wouldn't have been allowed to incarnate to go to various places to practice. I don't know what he has experienced in the lower realm, so he locked himself up and fiddled with something unknown when he came back."
Ah Lan said: "You, you are just too worried. If you have that time, sleep in with me and go fishing under the tree, wouldn't it be good?"
Amon gave him a blank look, but he seemed coquettish and not threatening: "I'm going to sort out the paperwork."
"Hey..." Alan chased after him, "Don't go so fast, wait for me."
On that side, Ah Zhi carried Xiao Yu'er in his arms and walked away against the wind, and arrived at the boundary of the Yaozu in an instant.
"Huh? Little rabbit? Well, we got lost, which mountain is this?" Ah Zhi grinned and asked the way in a friendly manner.
Xiao Yu'er stuffed the rabbit meat in his hand into his mouth with a blank expression, chewed it thoroughly, swallowed it, and licked the oily stains around his mouth.
The rabbit spirit on the opposite side has not yet fully transformed, ears and tail are still exposed, he looked at Xiao Yu'er with red eyes, suddenly yelled, and ran away crying.
"Hey, friend!" Ah Zhi stretched out her hand, but couldn't hold back the frightened little rabbit, "Going so fast..."
He looked down at Xiao Yu'er, and warned: "There are many monster races living here, if you want to hunt, you have to pay attention, those who have enlightened wisdom, you can't just eat them casually."
Xiao Yu'er avoided his touching hand with a cold face.
"Okay, then I won't touch you for now, okay?" Ah Zhi leaned over and smiled at him.
Xiao Yu'er turned his face away, looked away, and stared at the shivering pheasant in the forest.He glanced at his thin and limp arms, and licked his lips again.
"Are you hungry?" Ah Zhi took out the jade slip that Amon had rewritten from his body, and confirmed what was written on it, "Young son licks his lips, and he is hungry and thirsty. The second brother's writing must not be wrong."
"I'll go get you something to eat." Ah Zhi said, "You wait for me here, I'll be back soon."
Xiao Yu'er waited for a while, but didn't wait, so he frowned and went to find the footprints by himself.
He found Ah Zhi by the river, and Ah Zhi was facing the floating text, handling the pheasant in his hand step by step.He just stood in the bushes behind Ah Zhi, staring at him closely.
"Smear the salt..." Ah Zhi flipped through his inner domain, "Second brother seems to have prepared some salt for me, hey, where did it go?"
"Ah! Found it!"
"If there is a fruit, you can take its juice and smear it, and the fragrance will be even stronger?"
"Hey! I found it!"
"Roasted and cooked?"
"How did the fire get smaller?"
"..."
Xiao Yu'er watched Ah Zhi frantically handling a pheasant with a blank face. He wondered, could this be a god?What a shame.
"Hey? Little Yuer?" Ah Zhi's eyes were sharp, and when he turned his face, he saw Xiao Yuer standing there, and waved to him, "Come here quickly, this chicken will be ready soon."
Xiao Yu'er walked over slowly, picked a flat stone and sat on it.
Ah Zhi tore off a chicken leg and handed it to Xiao Yu'er: "Come, eat."
Xiao Yu'er took it, took a bite, and said nothing, took the sharp dead branch next to it, put it on a skewer, and started roasting it again.
"Aren't you familiar?" Ah Zhi was dumbfounded.
Xiao Yu'er didn't speak, just stared at the drumstick.
Ah Zhi was discouraged: "I didn't make it right." After a while, he inexplicably cheered up again, "It's okay, just come twice more!" He can eat everything, so maybe he can't make it!
Xiao Yu'er's hand paused imperceptibly, he suspected that his life would be in danger next time.
After finally being full, Xiao Yuer burped and rinsed his mouth with clear water by the river.
Ah Zhi looked at him with her chin in her hands: "I didn't expect you to be quite particular, so do you have inheritance?"
Xiao Yu'er took another handful of water to wash his face, and wiped off the water droplets on his face with his sleeve.
Ah Zhi continued: "If there is an inheritance, can you know how to cultivate yourself?"
Xiao Yu'er turned around and left, while Ah Zhi followed behind, chattering away.
Most of the Yaozu love beauty and cleanliness, and they like to live in neat and beautiful houses, so the scenery they see along the way is very good.Now it is a situation where the six realms live together. Except for the immortals who have always been Mubai, who either live on the top of the mountain or live in the Jiuchongtian for a long time, the other five realms settle down wherever they were born.
Therefore, Ah Zhi was not surprised when he saw a demon wielding a sledgehammer and said that he wanted to compete with a mortal.
"Are you a man after all? Why don't you dare to fight?" The demon's body is strong, and he looks like an iron tower when he stops there. Rolling and climbing.
"You see, he is not worthy of you at all." Mo said to the beautiful little lady next to him.
The little lady slapped him with tears in her eyes.
"How dare you hit me!" The devil was so angry that he swung the big hammer and hit it with a "bang", the boulder split and turned into rubble.
The little lady was so frightened that she couldn't catch her breath and fainted.The devil threw the hammer in a panic and caught the man.
For no reason, the two watched the excitement of a man's love and a woman's love.Xiao Yu'er raised his eyes to look at Ah Zhi, but found that this person really didn't look like a god of compassion at all, he just stood still and watched the excitement, and didn't even rush forward to block the devil when he swung the hammer!
Ah Zhi felt that Xiao Yu'er's gaze fell on his face, so she turned and smiled at him.
Xiao Yu'er pursed her lips and stopped looking at him.
The little lady fainted, Ah Zhicai ran forward staggeringly: "Friend, do you need help?"
The demon looked up and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes."
Ah Zhi then picked out a green elixir developed by Taishang Laojun from the medicine bag, the elixir was very strong, before Ah Zhi stretched out his fingers, Xiao Yu'er had already retreated ten feet away holding his nose.When the pill was taken out, even the demon couldn't help throwing the person to the ground and buried his whole face in the river.
The poor little lady first woke up with pain in the back of the head when she was hit by a stone, but she was choked by the strange medicine before she regained consciousness.
With tears in her eyes, she kicked the magic fist and ran away crying.
"Cui Cui——" Mo clutched his chest, and stretched out his hand to grab the air.
Ah Zhi repacked the elixir, and asked puzzledly, "Why did you wait for the person to leave before shouting? Do you need me to take you there to find her again?"
"No, no, no." The demon grabbed Ah Zhi's long sleeves, "Don't, don't."
Ah Zhi asked strangely: "Don't you like that little lady very much, are you very sad?"
"No... I don't like it that much, I'm not that sad." The demon looked as if he had done something wrong.
"Ah?" Ah Zhi moved closer to him, looking into his eyes.
The demon turned his eyes and looked at the blue sky.
"I won't tell you anymore, I want to go home." The demon looked up at the sky and walked forward gropingly.
"Be careful—" Ah Zhi reminded.
It's just that the demon has slipped into the river with one foot.He climbed up and continued walking with his head raised.
"It's really strange." Ah Zhi scratched her forehead.
Xiao Yu'er glanced at him, then walked in the direction where the demon left.
"Little Yu'er, take your time, there are many stones by the river, it's easy to kick your feet." Ah Zhi warned.
Xiao Yu'er smiled disdainfully, this smile did not let Ah Zhi see, and the next moment he suffered retribution, kicked a sharp stone, and his toe went numb instantly.
"Hey, why didn't you leave?" Azhi asked concerned, "Thirsty or hungry? Tired or sleepy?"
Xiao Yu'er moved his toes, and continued to walk forward as if nothing had happened.
Not long after walking, some movement came from the front.
Ah Zhi carelessly walked forward without covering his body, but was held back by Xiao Yu'er, and gave him a hard look.
"What's wrong?" Azhi asked in a low voice.
Xiao Yu'er just grabbed his sleeve to prevent him from moving forward, Ah Zhi stayed where he was, looked through the gaps in the trees, and listened attentively to the movement there.
"You have to treat Cui Cui well, buy her meat to eat, grind hairpins..." It was the demon they had seen who spoke, and he handed a bag of something to the man who crawled away in a mess today, "Her legs are easy Swelling, can’t eat too much wild food and walk too much, you have to carry her on your back.”
"A man, don't shed tears, you're a demon, why are you talking so much nonsense?" The man grabbed the thing from the demon's hand and looked down.After a while, he put away the cloth bag in his hand, and said to the demon: "Go quickly, don't let Cui Cui see you."
"Then you agree to what I just said? If you don't agree, I won't leave." The demon was extremely obsessed with these things.
The man said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, I promise, I promise, if you want to leave, hurry up."
The demon took two steps, turned around and said: "You must do it, if you can't do it, you will die of gut piercing."
The man shuddered, feeling that the demon was too insignificant, and cursed him before leaving.He said with an ugly face: "Okay, okay, go, or Cui Cui will go back on her word again."
Hearing these words, the demon reluctantly left.
"Hahaha!" Alan laughed so hard that the flagon tipped over, and the jade liquid dripped all over the floor, "Ah Zhi, Ah Zhi, it's been half a month, and you haven't fed him a drop of water or a piece of meat. If it wasn't just ..." He was kicked.
Amon glanced at him, turned to comfort Ah Zhi: "Isn't Xiao Yu'er all right? Don't blame yourself. This is also the first time you take care of a child. It's normal not to know how to take care of a child."
"Second Brother..." Ah Zhi looked up, and hugged Amon with aggrieved face, "What if I raise him to death?"
"No, how could it be. This child already has intelligence, but he is embarrassed to ask you for food. After this encounter, he must have learned the principle of "you have to eat when you are hungry". Wait for him to practice After a hundred years, I started to fast, so there will be no more problems." Amon comforted him in a gentle voice.
"Second brother..."
"Ahem." Alan reminded, "It's all good if you hug it well?"
"No, I'm still a little sad." Ah Zhi hugged Amon's arms even tighter.
"It's okay, it's okay. We can hug Ah Zhi for as long as we want, don't worry about that bastard of your elder brother." Amon patted his head.
"Yeah." Ah Zhi buried her face and nodded.
Ah Lazy: "..." A bit itchy.
Before Ah Laan wanted to get up and tear people away, Ah Zhi finally calmed down and cheered up again.
"Second brother, I've decided, I'm going to Yaozu!"
Ah Lan scratched his ears: "Where are you going?"
"Monster!"
Alaan was very active in tidying him up: "Okay, let's go!"
Amon looked at him quietly.
Ah Lan added: "You stay for a few days, your second brother and I will go look for you right away."
"Okay!" Ah Zhi slammed up, grabbed the little fish who was eating meat and ran away.
Xiao Yu'er: "..." I suspect that you want to kill me, not keep me.
Amon glared at Alan: "What do you want to do?"
Alaan hugged him and comforted him: "The child is getting older, we can't always look at him, we have to let him go out and wander around more to understand the world, don't you think so?"
Amon sighed: "I understand, otherwise he wouldn't have been allowed to incarnate to go to various places to practice. I don't know what he has experienced in the lower realm, so he locked himself up and fiddled with something unknown when he came back."
Ah Lan said: "You, you are just too worried. If you have that time, sleep in with me and go fishing under the tree, wouldn't it be good?"
Amon gave him a blank look, but he seemed coquettish and not threatening: "I'm going to sort out the paperwork."
"Hey..." Alan chased after him, "Don't go so fast, wait for me."
On that side, Ah Zhi carried Xiao Yu'er in his arms and walked away against the wind, and arrived at the boundary of the Yaozu in an instant.
"Huh? Little rabbit? Well, we got lost, which mountain is this?" Ah Zhi grinned and asked the way in a friendly manner.
Xiao Yu'er stuffed the rabbit meat in his hand into his mouth with a blank expression, chewed it thoroughly, swallowed it, and licked the oily stains around his mouth.
The rabbit spirit on the opposite side has not yet fully transformed, ears and tail are still exposed, he looked at Xiao Yu'er with red eyes, suddenly yelled, and ran away crying.
"Hey, friend!" Ah Zhi stretched out her hand, but couldn't hold back the frightened little rabbit, "Going so fast..."
He looked down at Xiao Yu'er, and warned: "There are many monster races living here, if you want to hunt, you have to pay attention, those who have enlightened wisdom, you can't just eat them casually."
Xiao Yu'er avoided his touching hand with a cold face.
"Okay, then I won't touch you for now, okay?" Ah Zhi leaned over and smiled at him.
Xiao Yu'er turned his face away, looked away, and stared at the shivering pheasant in the forest.He glanced at his thin and limp arms, and licked his lips again.
"Are you hungry?" Ah Zhi took out the jade slip that Amon had rewritten from his body, and confirmed what was written on it, "Young son licks his lips, and he is hungry and thirsty. The second brother's writing must not be wrong."
"I'll go get you something to eat." Ah Zhi said, "You wait for me here, I'll be back soon."
Xiao Yu'er waited for a while, but didn't wait, so he frowned and went to find the footprints by himself.
He found Ah Zhi by the river, and Ah Zhi was facing the floating text, handling the pheasant in his hand step by step.He just stood in the bushes behind Ah Zhi, staring at him closely.
"Smear the salt..." Ah Zhi flipped through his inner domain, "Second brother seems to have prepared some salt for me, hey, where did it go?"
"Ah! Found it!"
"If there is a fruit, you can take its juice and smear it, and the fragrance will be even stronger?"
"Hey! I found it!"
"Roasted and cooked?"
"How did the fire get smaller?"
"..."
Xiao Yu'er watched Ah Zhi frantically handling a pheasant with a blank face. He wondered, could this be a god?What a shame.
"Hey? Little Yuer?" Ah Zhi's eyes were sharp, and when he turned his face, he saw Xiao Yuer standing there, and waved to him, "Come here quickly, this chicken will be ready soon."
Xiao Yu'er walked over slowly, picked a flat stone and sat on it.
Ah Zhi tore off a chicken leg and handed it to Xiao Yu'er: "Come, eat."
Xiao Yu'er took it, took a bite, and said nothing, took the sharp dead branch next to it, put it on a skewer, and started roasting it again.
"Aren't you familiar?" Ah Zhi was dumbfounded.
Xiao Yu'er didn't speak, just stared at the drumstick.
Ah Zhi was discouraged: "I didn't make it right." After a while, he inexplicably cheered up again, "It's okay, just come twice more!" He can eat everything, so maybe he can't make it!
Xiao Yu'er's hand paused imperceptibly, he suspected that his life would be in danger next time.
After finally being full, Xiao Yuer burped and rinsed his mouth with clear water by the river.
Ah Zhi looked at him with her chin in her hands: "I didn't expect you to be quite particular, so do you have inheritance?"
Xiao Yu'er took another handful of water to wash his face, and wiped off the water droplets on his face with his sleeve.
Ah Zhi continued: "If there is an inheritance, can you know how to cultivate yourself?"
Xiao Yu'er turned around and left, while Ah Zhi followed behind, chattering away.
Most of the Yaozu love beauty and cleanliness, and they like to live in neat and beautiful houses, so the scenery they see along the way is very good.Now it is a situation where the six realms live together. Except for the immortals who have always been Mubai, who either live on the top of the mountain or live in the Jiuchongtian for a long time, the other five realms settle down wherever they were born.
Therefore, Ah Zhi was not surprised when he saw a demon wielding a sledgehammer and said that he wanted to compete with a mortal.
"Are you a man after all? Why don't you dare to fight?" The demon's body is strong, and he looks like an iron tower when he stops there. Rolling and climbing.
"You see, he is not worthy of you at all." Mo said to the beautiful little lady next to him.
The little lady slapped him with tears in her eyes.
"How dare you hit me!" The devil was so angry that he swung the big hammer and hit it with a "bang", the boulder split and turned into rubble.
The little lady was so frightened that she couldn't catch her breath and fainted.The devil threw the hammer in a panic and caught the man.
For no reason, the two watched the excitement of a man's love and a woman's love.Xiao Yu'er raised his eyes to look at Ah Zhi, but found that this person really didn't look like a god of compassion at all, he just stood still and watched the excitement, and didn't even rush forward to block the devil when he swung the hammer!
Ah Zhi felt that Xiao Yu'er's gaze fell on his face, so she turned and smiled at him.
Xiao Yu'er pursed her lips and stopped looking at him.
The little lady fainted, Ah Zhicai ran forward staggeringly: "Friend, do you need help?"
The demon looked up and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes."
Ah Zhi then picked out a green elixir developed by Taishang Laojun from the medicine bag, the elixir was very strong, before Ah Zhi stretched out his fingers, Xiao Yu'er had already retreated ten feet away holding his nose.When the pill was taken out, even the demon couldn't help throwing the person to the ground and buried his whole face in the river.
The poor little lady first woke up with pain in the back of the head when she was hit by a stone, but she was choked by the strange medicine before she regained consciousness.
With tears in her eyes, she kicked the magic fist and ran away crying.
"Cui Cui——" Mo clutched his chest, and stretched out his hand to grab the air.
Ah Zhi repacked the elixir, and asked puzzledly, "Why did you wait for the person to leave before shouting? Do you need me to take you there to find her again?"
"No, no, no." The demon grabbed Ah Zhi's long sleeves, "Don't, don't."
Ah Zhi asked strangely: "Don't you like that little lady very much, are you very sad?"
"No... I don't like it that much, I'm not that sad." The demon looked as if he had done something wrong.
"Ah?" Ah Zhi moved closer to him, looking into his eyes.
The demon turned his eyes and looked at the blue sky.
"I won't tell you anymore, I want to go home." The demon looked up at the sky and walked forward gropingly.
"Be careful—" Ah Zhi reminded.
It's just that the demon has slipped into the river with one foot.He climbed up and continued walking with his head raised.
"It's really strange." Ah Zhi scratched her forehead.
Xiao Yu'er glanced at him, then walked in the direction where the demon left.
"Little Yu'er, take your time, there are many stones by the river, it's easy to kick your feet." Ah Zhi warned.
Xiao Yu'er smiled disdainfully, this smile did not let Ah Zhi see, and the next moment he suffered retribution, kicked a sharp stone, and his toe went numb instantly.
"Hey, why didn't you leave?" Azhi asked concerned, "Thirsty or hungry? Tired or sleepy?"
Xiao Yu'er moved his toes, and continued to walk forward as if nothing had happened.
Not long after walking, some movement came from the front.
Ah Zhi carelessly walked forward without covering his body, but was held back by Xiao Yu'er, and gave him a hard look.
"What's wrong?" Azhi asked in a low voice.
Xiao Yu'er just grabbed his sleeve to prevent him from moving forward, Ah Zhi stayed where he was, looked through the gaps in the trees, and listened attentively to the movement there.
"You have to treat Cui Cui well, buy her meat to eat, grind hairpins..." It was the demon they had seen who spoke, and he handed a bag of something to the man who crawled away in a mess today, "Her legs are easy Swelling, can’t eat too much wild food and walk too much, you have to carry her on your back.”
"A man, don't shed tears, you're a demon, why are you talking so much nonsense?" The man grabbed the thing from the demon's hand and looked down.After a while, he put away the cloth bag in his hand, and said to the demon: "Go quickly, don't let Cui Cui see you."
"Then you agree to what I just said? If you don't agree, I won't leave." The demon was extremely obsessed with these things.
The man said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, I promise, I promise, if you want to leave, hurry up."
The demon took two steps, turned around and said: "You must do it, if you can't do it, you will die of gut piercing."
The man shuddered, feeling that the demon was too insignificant, and cursed him before leaving.He said with an ugly face: "Okay, okay, go, or Cui Cui will go back on her word again."
Hearing these words, the demon reluctantly left.
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