[Comprehensive] The days when I pretended to be a meow in the Forbidden City

Of course, Xia Anran didn't know that Cao Cao had already brought the weapon he named as a joke in front of the Lord, and told Lu Bu the name. A brave general known for his greed in history was very satisfied with this, and he was a little happy.

He already has a divine steed red rabbit, and now he has an extra brave sword. In addition, there is a public bathroom where you can take a bath after sweating every day after training. The officer also provides massage and physiotherapy services. Xia Anran also introduced Acupoint massage, and the concept of cupping with bamboo!

In the past few days, Lu Bu has been very satisfied with Cao Ying's life.

Not only him, but even Gao Shun and Zhang Liao are very satisfied. The only one who is dissatisfied is Lu Bu's soldiers. Lu Bu is not good to others, and his personality is changeable, but the soldiers under his opponents are still relatively laissez-faire, resulting in It is that he is lax in running the army and often condones his soldiers to burn, kill and loot. The only thing he restrains them is that they are not allowed to drink alcohol.

So when these subordinates arrived under Cao Cao's tent, they immediately felt very unhappy, without him, there were too many restraints.

You have to learn the military posture, how to climb and how to sit down, how to walk with the whistle, learn the official language, read and write, run along every day, shout slogans, and sing military songs!

Several subordinates have approached Lu Bu to talk about this matter.

After all, they are Lu Bu's subordinates. Cao Cao even agreed that Lu Bu should still use the Lu character general flag, which proves that they are Lu's army. As long as they use their own training methods, why should they learn from Cao's army?

The soldier who said this was immediately kicked down by Lu Bu. Lu Bu stretched out his big foot and stepped on the man's chest with his brand-new scaled boots. He smiled ferociously. no?"

"Small, I don't dare!" The soldier quickly denied it. He was hurt by Lu Bu's foot, but he didn't dare to struggle, and could only mourn, "My lord, my lord, I don't mean that!"

"The little ones just think that we are the Lu family army, not the Cao family army, so there is no need to practice with them."

Lu Bu sneered when he heard the words, he stepped on the man harder, and slowly bowed his body, slowly approaching the soldier in a harmless posture, but the words he said were as cold as ice, "Who gave you that?" What kind of dog dare you, let you tell the truth? Bu no longer knows good and evil, but also knows that Cao Jun is practicing good things. Cao Gong told Bu his military training method openly and honestly, and he has no bad intentions."

He stood up and moved his feet away, and glanced at Gao Shun who was inexplicably smiling happily. He felt his palms itch, so he couldn't help but reached out and patted him, "Smile, laugh, don't laugh, hurry up and deal with this dog Now, if Cao Mengde finds out that there are such idiots in my account, I will lose face."

Gao Shun responded with a smile, leaned down and lifted him up, and when Lu Bu walked out with his head held up like a victorious fighting cock with two pheasant feathers, Gao Shun's expression turned cold, and he could clearly feel that his subordinates The man trembled slightly under his hands, and his originally gentle smile became murderous, "Shun just didn't watch it for a while... How dare you use such a dirty trick."

His face, which could have been described as gentle and gentle, became ferocious, "He even played this trick in front of the lord!"

"I'll let Shun Lai teach you which training method is better."

Cao Cao didn't know what happened to the Lu family army here. Although he won a strong general, Cao Cao was still anxious. The attack of the Yuzhou Army.

After waiting for more than half a month, they finally got a piece of good news.

The big black flying crow delivered the news, and Cao Ang arrived in Xuzhou smoothly, and was received by Tao Qian as the eldest son of Cao Cao. Cao Ang sent Cao Song to Cao Song, and allowed Cao's army to pick up Cao Song at the junction of Xuzhou and Yanzhou. At the same time, he himself sent [-] soldiers to guard Cao Song's safety.

Naturally, Cao Song was unwilling to leave. Xuzhou's humanities and climate were far superior to those of Yanzhou where Cao Cao lived. What's more, he also got the news that Cao Cao had just arrived in Yuzhou and had not really been recognized by the local rich.

If he returns to Yuzhou, won't he be caught between Yuan Shu and Cao Cao?

It's just that this matter doesn't give him a choice. Even if he wants to stay in Xuzhou, Tao Qian doesn't dare to keep him now.

Therefore, after Tao Qian brought his eldest grandson Cao Ang here, and told him all the ins and outs, if he wanted to survive, he could only follow obediently.

Does Cao Song want to live?Needless to say, if he didn't want to survive, he wouldn't have left Cao Cao alone and fled to Chenliu with his whole family.

Just when they left Xuzhou and were about to arrive in Yanzhou, they encountered a group of thieves who were called the Yellow Turban Army. Thanks to soldiers Tao Qian, they had received orders in advance to send Cao Song out of Xuzhou safely. , even if he dies, he must not die in Xuzhou.

Therefore, these soldiers resisted desperately and repelled this group of "Yellow Turban Army" with very strong combat effectiveness. They have not yet left the boundary of Xuzhou. Cao Song has all his assets here. , although everyone was anxious, but Cao Song couldn't let go of these finances.

After walking for seven full days, they finally came to the junction of Xuzhou and Yanzhou, but before they could get out, Cao Ang took out his bamboo whistle and began to blow a continuous sharp sound. Soon after, a response came from a place to the north, so Cao Ang At the request of the army, the convoy changed direction and passed through a more bumpy slope, and the two armies joined forces smoothly.

In order to avoid misunderstanding, Cao Jun's soldiers were waiting outside the boundary markers of the two places. Because they had received Cao Ang's message, the whole army was ready, with Cao Chun leading the way. With a wave of his hand, he stopped ten steps away.

The generals of the Xuzhou army rode forward, and both sides looked very serious. This is the most likely time for accidents, but fortunately, Cao Jun has already done a sweep here, and cleaned up the places where people are easy to hide. The local authorities did not expect that they could use whistles to confirm their position. The location of the ambush was determined according to the advancing direction of the Xuzhou army, because they turned around when they were crossing the border and avoided the ambush instead.

In short, until Cao Song's convoy all left Xuzhou, everything was quiet.

It's just that everyone didn't dare to take it lightly. They didn't relax a little until they reached the official road of Yanzhou and entered the place guarded by the city defenders. Cao Song was tossed and broken all the way, which made him reluctantly arrange it when he saw Cao Cao. But once there were only the father and son and a few brothers left, he still couldn't help pointing at Cao Cao and began to blame the bear children in the family.

Cough, even Cao Cao can only bear it obediently when his father points his nose and scolds him.

After Cao Song entered Changyi, he directly lived in the main hall of Cao Mansion. Cao Cao consciously lived in the side room. After discussing, they decided that Cao Song would still live in Qiao County in the future, so there was no need to build another house for Mr. Cao in Changyi. up.

It wasn't until they came back that Xia Anran finally let go of her heart.

The return of Cao Song proves that in this world, there is no such thing as the immutable destiny that many novels say. In this case, he doesn't have to worry about the lifespan of Guo Jia and Xi Zhicai!

...cough, even so, we can't let them drink!Can't relax and exercise too!

On the day Cao Chun returned home, he found a sticky lover. After hearing his groaning worries, Cao Chun couldn't hold back and hugged him and kissed him a few times. When they were making out, they heard the soldiers outside the house reporting that Cao Cao had come to eat.

Xia Anran: ...

Cao Chun: ...

The two looked at each other, and could only sigh and parted. Xia Anran climbed the wall and returned to his mansion. When he reached the highest point, he turned his head casually, and saw Cao Cao and his party who had transferred into Cao's mansion. She fell in love with a handsome strange man. Although he had never seen this man before, he could guess who it was just by looking at his attire.

With a golden crown on his head and a battle robe of hundreds of flowers, perhaps because it was not in wartime, he didn't pay much attention to the armor, but only a thin armor, with thick black eyebrows flying into his temples, and his eyes were piercing. An Ran raised his handsome eyebrows even more, showing a playful expression.

This is very embarrassing, Xia Anran praised one side, and bowed to Cao Cao, who was also looking at him, Cao Cao couldn't laugh or cry when he saw his appearance, and waved to him to signal him to go down quickly, so as not to fall, wait for him to hear He breathed a sigh of relief when Xia Anran landed steadily, "Feng Xian is making a joke, that's just the counselor under the account, he's still young, so he's a bit childish."

Lu Bu waved his hand, showing no concern at all. Since he stepped into the hall, his gaze was fixed on Cao Chun who greeted them.

The two looked at each other, and the auras of being both supreme warriors locked each other. Lu Bu felt itchy and wanted to draw his weapon, but seeing the dust on Cao Chun, he resisted the aroused desire to fight for a while.

Seeing the eager eyes of the two, Cao Cao introduced them, and then told Cao Chun the purpose of coming here today, "Fengxian got the general's salary for this month, and the chef in his house didn't know that the soy sauce was the same How to use soybean paste, Cao thought that Zi and the chefs in the house are very good at cooking, so he brought them here to learn a little bit."

Cao Chun looked up at his brother, and saw that his brother had a straight face, and what he said was true.

He knew this elder brother well, and he probably didn't want to have dinner with his somewhat unclear Uncle Cao Song, so he simply used this reason to bring his new friend over for dinner.

... Cao Chun, who is a good younger brother, said ... I will not expose you.

He looked at the sky, welcomed several people into the house, ordered the cook to add more portions for dinner, and then several people took their seats.

Cao Cao only asked a few words about what Cao Chun had seen along the way, and then handed over the conversation to Lu Bu and Cao Chun.

The two met in Luoyang. At that time, Lu Bu was Dong Zhuo's righteous son, and Cao Chun was Qingliu who resigned from office.

It can be regarded as a joke of fate.

Soon, after Xia Anran walked over from the main entrance with some ingredients, the chat topic of the few people turned to another direction.

arms.

It was only then that Xia Anran noticed the weapons in the hands of a slightly elegant soldier who was dressed up by a general. He was taken aback for a moment, and soon showed excitement, "My lord, this is the weapon we saw that day." Weapons cast by the new method? Already made?"

He naturally got an affirmative answer, Cao Cao nodded the long halberd, "Exactly, Cao Cao saw that Fengxian's weapon was just a long halberd, so he gave this [Fang Tian's painted halberd] to Fengxian, which can be regarded as a gift of a sword." Hero."

In fact, he came here to explain to Xia Anran and Cao Chun why he gave the first weapon to Lu Bu. It was because Lu Bu was the only one under Cao Cao who used the halberd as a weapon, whether it was Cao Chun or the other generals. Most of the weapons used are spears and spears. It is really a halberd. Although this weapon has five basic attack moves of stabbing, pushing, pecking, cutting, and hooking, this weapon is also difficult to train because of too many moves, and it is extremely easy to injure one's own personnel. However, for Cao Cao, who pays more attention to cooperation and changes in battle formations, it has not become a standard weapon for generals.

On the contrary, Cao Cao had a team mainly using halberds, and now this unit has been transferred to Lu Bu's tent. After all, the No.1 halberd is currently used, and he is also the person who knows this weapon best. It is recognized that this is Lu Fengxian.

At the time of forging, because the halberd is a two-in-one weapon of spear and dagger, which can reflect the effects of two weapons at the same time, the first weapon was chosen to cast the halberd. The craftsman tried to open the blood tank. During the experiment, it seemed that the impact on the attack power was not great, but it did save a part of the material. As for the effect of ventilation and easy extraction that Xia Anran thought of ...

Xia Anran's expression froze when he heard the name, but everyone didn't notice him at this time, but the experimenter Lu Dafeng first said, "Bu didn't have this obvious feeling."

"The difference doesn't seem to be that big."

"Maybe it's because the cloth is stronger."

In three sentences, Lu Bu fully revealed his self-confidence in Wu Yiyi. Xia Anran was used to these generals going straight to each other. Feel it."

He glanced at the halberd in the lieutenant general's hand, and pointed to the blood groove on it, "During the forging, the craftsman told me that opening the blood groove can save some weapons, but for the craftsman, it takes more time." More energy, my thought at the time was..."

He paused, glanced at Cao Cao, and coughed in embarrassment, "The blood groove part is more likely to carry dirt than the smooth blade part." He paused, unable to say anything, only feeling that his thoughts were a bit despicable.

But several generals at the scene understood what he meant.

Xia Anran wanted to carry poison or dirty items in the weapon.

You don't even need to intentionally contaminate the pickled items. As long as you don't clean it up frequently, the dirt carried in the blood tank can stab the opponent while bringing these dirty things into the enemy's body.

Xia Anran felt a little guilty. He had been working hard to solve the wound infection before, but now he wanted to create the enemy's wound infection.

However, his honest thoughts could not be felt by his teammates. On the contrary, Cao Cao praised his thoughts greatly, and also helped to tell Lu Bu to let him try it in actual combat. It is indeed possible to open a blood tank.

In this era, raw materials are far more valuable than labor. If opening the blood tank really does not reduce the lethality and the hardness of the weapon, then Cao Cao would rather find more craftsmen and save this part of the steel.

Tonight's dinner is made of wheat noodles harvested from Yanzhou this year. Xia Anran also directed Cao Chun's chef to fry a sauce and make a low-end version of fried noodles.

Cao Cao, Lu Bu and the others were taken aback when the food was served, because what Xia Anran sent was a piece of bread and a jar of sauce, Xia Anran showed them a demonstration, and he used the hot water on the stove to make the noodles , and then after the noodles were soaked, they added the noodle sauce. Xia Anran demonstrated two ways to eat them, one was noodle soup, and the other was pouring water away to make noodles.

He asked several people to try it.

Xia Anran didn't do anything during the noodle making process, he asked one of Cao Cao's personal soldiers to do it.

It's not that he avoids suspicion, but that he wants to show Cao Cao how easy it is to use.

What Xia Anran made was the prototype of instant noodles, Yifu noodles.

Wheat flour is mixed with eggs to make egg noodles, and then quickly formed into a ball after frying. After that, it can be stored for nearly a year without encountering moisture, which is enough for marching and fighting.

Moreover, the fried egg noodles can quickly absorb the soup, and can be soaked for a long time, and the taste is also very good.

Cao Cao immediately asked about the method and cost, especially after hearing that it needs to be deep-fried.

Xia Anran brought the idea of ​​frying. To his surprise, Xia Anran said that beans can be used to extract oil. The first question Cao Cao asked was whether this oil weapon could be used.

Xia Anran was silent for a moment, she never thought that the first time soybean oil appeared on the stage, it was disliked that it could only be used for frying food, but not antiseptic, waterproof and lubricating machinery!He, he was wronged for soybean oil.

In the end, Cao Cao was quite optimistic about this thing. Now Cao Jun’s marching rations have been replaced by wheat noodles and wheat cakes. If this fried noodles are added, the soldiers will obviously like this even more.

And the key point is that this thing can save the cook time in kneading the dough in an emergency. Time is extremely precious during the march, and the sauce can be taken with you, which is even better.

When Xia Anran made the sauce, in order to prevent the multiplication of bacteria, she added more salt to sterilize the bacteria. The preventive effect was remarkable, but at the same time, there was a side effect, that is, the sauce was too salty.

When making sauces in modern times, most of the bacteria are directly planted, and the operation is carried out in a sterile environment. By controlling the temperature and other methods, we try to avoid the reproduction of the necessary beneficial bacteria and at the same time produce miscellaneous bacteria, especially mold, but Xia Anran did not Under this condition, even if the tank is boiled to sterilize, all the materials have been pre-treated, but the bacteria will spread through the air, and may even be spread by a passing bird, which is unavoidable.

But just as he thought when making the sauce, in this day and age, being salty is not a problem at all!This step can be neutralized by using other auxiliary materials in the subsequent frying process.

Stir-fried miso with succulent, fragrant and chewy, the noodle soup will dissolve the saltiness of the miso, making the taste lighter, while the noodles are more intense.

For this thing, Cao Cao and others expressed their support with a large appetite.

After sending away the satisfied generals, Xia Anran huddled on Cao Chun's bed happily. He just took a shower, and his whole body smelled delicious. Cao Chun was brushing his hair, and he couldn't close his happy eyes. Looking a bit puzzled, "Jingxi is so happy?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Cao Chun was even more puzzled, because Xia Anran's joy obviously came after dinner. After thinking about it, he didn't understand what Xia Anran was happy about. He changed a handkerchief to completely absorb the moisture from Xia Anran's hair. Dry, and then brought a charcoal basin to help completely dry Xia Anran's long hair, "Why is Jingxi so happy? Because of dinner?"

Xia Anran paused, he turned his head slightly, his expression was a little confused, he also noticed that Cao Chun was too calm, frowned, he tentatively asked, "Is this the first time Zihe has seen General Lu today?"

"No."

Hearing this, Xia Anran's expression relaxed a little, but he said later, "I saw you in Luoyang...Is Jingxi happy because he saw General Lu?"

Xia Anran gave a dry cough, and was keenly aware of the sudden drop in air pressure of the person who was drying his hair. He hurriedly reached out and held the hand of Cao Chun, who had knocked over the jar of jealousy for some reason, his eyes sparkled, "I just saw the joy of a celebrity." .”

"...Celebrity?" Cao Chun's expression became even weirder. "He said very euphemistically, General Lu's reputation...is not very good."

I know, Xia Anran is a bit baffled, no matter whether it is official history or romance, Lu Bu's reputation is not good, but... he is Lu Fengxian!

Lu Fengxian, who never fought in the Romance!

Huh?

Xia Anran rubbed his chin, he suddenly thought of a question, after thinking about it, he asked very euphemistically, "Does Zihe know Luo Guanzhong?"

He looked at Cao Chun and frowned slightly. After thinking for a moment, he gave him a negative answer.

Xia Anran's heart trembled, and he asked tentatively, "Then, that son and Kezhi, at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty..." He couldn't say the remaining two words, Xia Anran's lips moved like a goldfish, seeing this, Cao Chun smiled slightly, and tapped his lips lightly, signaling that he needn't say more, "Jingxi, I'm different from you."

Xia Anran suddenly understood something.

It turned out to be the case.

He frowned tightly, not noticing that someone had already let down his long hair and started to take off his clothes.

Xia Anran touched her chin and continued to think.

After taking off his clothes, a certain person smiled when he saw his lover's serious expression, and went up to slowly overwhelm him.Xia Anran, who just had some thoughts, was quickly brought into a wave of emotion.

The next day, Xia Anran got up early in the morning and sat on the bed hugging the quilt to continue thinking about yesterday, but sitting in this place was too distracting, so he quickly decided to get out of bed. After one morning, until Cao Chun After practicing martial arts, Xia Anran stroked her chin to clear her mind.

He wasn't asking Cao Chun any questions, but he already had the answer in his heart.

Cao Chun has no relevant memories of this era, which can explain that the last world was a derivative world of the Ming and Qing Dynasties, but Cao Chun did not create weapons with higher technological content. Besides, Cao Chun knew Xia Anran didn't make the compound clay formula because Cao Cao's current cities all have their own walls, and today's battles are not without firearms and long-range weapons, so the significance of the compound clay is not high.

But when Cao Chun didn't know that Xia Anran was also here, he could definitely make it, as well as ironmaking methods, weapon reformation, military formation drills, etc.

Hundreds of years of advanced combat skills can be said to be a decisive factor in the era of cold weapons, but Cao Chun is useless.

The only explanation is that he didn't know, he didn't bring that part of memory with him, and he didn't have all kinds of miscellaneous knowledge like Xia Anran, which can be called a cheat, and even some things he had experienced would be forgotten when he entered the new world. eliminate.

Very, very harsh.

And such harsh conditions can only show that if Cao Chun has a task, its difficulty and income are much higher than Xia Anran's.

The biggest possibility is that he is a novice task, and Cao Chun is an intermediate or even high-level task... But can this task retain the lover's memory?Is something not quite right.

There is too little information, Xia Anran can only analyze this far. He watched Cao Chun enter the yard and picked up a bucket of well water and wanted to take a shower, so he rushed out immediately, "Zihe, the hot water has been put in," he narrowed his eyes When I got up, "Showing in cold water hurts the body, so don't do this in the future."

"Okay." Cao Chun passed by him and stretched out his hand to pinch his earlobe.

"I just listen to you."

The author has something to say: Today is a lovely transitional chapter~

Yesterday someone was curious about Dafeng first in history! (Rubbing hands) It turns out that the author doesn’t want to destroy your girls’ hearts since you strongly demand it hehehe

The following high energy, watch carefully

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Uh... What is swollen? You put it in the novel: beauty, appearance (this history did not say), and military force are all reduced, and you will be Lu Bu in the official history.

Chen Shou (the author of Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms, whose evaluation is more pertinent) commented on Lu Bu: Lu Bu has the courage of a tiger, but no heroic strategy, cunning and repeated, and mercenary.From ancient times to the present, there has never been such a thing that will not be wiped out.

Beauty, yes, you should already know this, Diao Chan is not a person's name, but an official position, that is to say, Diao Chan is not a girl sent by Wang Yun to seduce her with all kinds of charms on purpose, Lu Bu hooked up the maid beside Dong Zhuo, and finally I didn't take it with me when I ran away.

Moreover, in addition, Lu Bu did not take his wife with him when he fled in Chang'an, so he may have listened to his wife's words in Xiapi because of guilt.

Force value: Basically, he has never won a battle...

The few who have won are the ignorant Cao Cao, the ignorant Liu Bei, and Zhang Yanjun. He may have strong personal force, but he can't lead troops.There should be others too, but I can't remember.

Breaking your fingers, you will find that after voting for Dong Zhuo, he has basically never won a few times (either because the enemy is too strong, or because he doesn't want to paddle) On the contrary, Xu Rong, who played soy sauce in Romance, won many, many many times.

And historically speaking, basically his life is:

Holding Dong Zhuo's thigh, killing (no sorry for him) Ding Yuan, because he had a conflict with Dong Zhuo, and cooperated with Wang Yun to kill Dong Zhuo, defected to Yuan Shu, but was sent away by Yuan Shu because he condoned his subordinates' plundering in Nanyang, and voted (Yuan Shu's opponent) ) Yuan Shao, who was used by Yuan Shao to solve Zhang Yanjun, and then found out that Yuan Shao was going to kill him, so he slipped away, went south and met Zhang Miao, and later cooperated with Zhang Miao and Chen Gong to rob Cao Cao's Yanzhou, and was in trouble with soldiers. Cao Cao, who came back from exhaustion, won the battle, but soon lost Yanzhou and was let out. He went to defect to Liu Bei at the time (who robbed Xuzhou with Cao Cao and won and defected to Yuan Shao), and Liu Bei gave him Xiaopei. He was stationed, but who knew that he robbed Xiaopei when Liu Bei was out of the army, and gave Xiaopei to Liu Bei when Liu Bei came back. (Wow! This is really good... Although someone in the novel whitewashes Lu Bu, but the history books say that Liu Bei still respects Lu Bu.) Later, he swayed between Cao Cao and Yuan Shu, and was finally attacked and besieged by Cao Cao.

Oh, by the way, it was Lu Bu who dug the imperial tomb in the article.Although it was Dong Zhuo's order, he did it too (I guess he took it too)

During the siege, Chen Gong's rebellion happened (refer to Chen Gong's part). He reprimanded Gao Shun who was loyal to him several times, and cut Gao Shun's military power.

After Cao Cao caught them, Lu Bu begged for mercy in embarrassment. (Yes, he begged for mercy). It got a little boring, and then killed him.

There is also a passage in which Cao Cao asked Lu Bu what do you think was the reason for your failure. Lu Bu said it was because his subordinates betrayed him, but Cao Cao said no. He just hooked up with the godfather's female officer, maid, or concubine, and even hooked up with the daughter-in-law of his subordinates... Well, cough cough, there is more than one.

After his death, Gao Shun, who was repeatedly suppressed by him, did not surrender to Cao Cao, but Zhang Liao, another fierce general, surrendered to Cao Cao.

How to say it, the people who whitewashed him said that he was a true self-protection BALABALABAL, but as far as the official history is concerned, there are really almost no bright spots.In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu was really promoted. He actually portrayed Lu Bu to Xiang Yu's side. Look: appearance, force, and beauty are all Xiang Yu's settings, and Lu Bu is like a shit stick. Use, and he also needs a big BOSS for Liu Guanzhang to increase his force value, so he shaped Lu Bu.Of course, it is also possible that Lu Bu died under Cao Cao's hands, so the enemy of the enemy is a friend.

In general, Lu Bu is arguably the weirdest of the already weird Eastern Han Dynasty.It's just that you really don't understand what he is thinking, sometimes he is very smart, sometimes he is stupid.Generally speaking, I think the main purpose may be that he has no goals. You said Yuan Shu and Yuan Shao still have a dream of becoming an emperor, so they worked hard there and had to put on a facade, but Lu Bu had no goals, so he positioned himself A thug.Go with the flow.

Therefore, people must have dreams in life, in case it will be realized.