[Comprehensive] The days when I pretended to be a meow in the Forbidden City

The black and yellow tortoiseshell kitten with a red bow swaggered through the streets, and he felt that his aesthetics had encountered a major test.

Black, yellow, red.

He doesn't need to look in the mirror to see how strange he looks to others.

But don't be cowardly!

The kitten raised its head more and more. There is a saying that when you behave directly, others will start to doubt your own thoughts (there is no such sentence)

Therefore, you must not be cowardly.

He walked to the group protection point of the Forbidden City on catwalks. There are young ladies and brothers who put cat food and clean drinking water here every day, but generally speaking, the food is the freshest in the morning, and wait until noon In the afternoon and afternoon, there are more cats to eat, and the food will inevitably produce peculiar smell after the temperature rises.

Xia Anran lowered her head, gorging on cat food, it came early today, avoiding most of the cats who hadn't woken up yet, so it ate relatively fresh food.

"what?"

He heard a somewhat familiar voice, and saw a girl in jeans squatting down beside him, "Xiao Heihuang, you, where did you get this bow tie? Did a tourist put it on for you?"

She reached out to touch its bow with some worry, and said in a low voice, "Xiao Heihuang, you have to be careful, don't let others wear collars casually, especially this kind without a safety buckle, if you get stuck there, you will be strangled." live... oops."

Xia Anran saw that the young lady was about to remove his bow tie, so she quickly stepped back a few steps while twisting her buttocks, and slipped out of the girl's hand as soon as she got short. He yelled angrily, "The cat knows that this collar is not safe, but this is a learning machine for cats... Although I don't know how to open it, I can't take it off."

Of course the girl couldn't understand what he was saying, but she could tell from the body movements that the kitten didn't want the collar to be taken off, so she smiled helplessly and said, "Did someone you like give it to you? "

"Meow~" No, it's the dean.

"Okay, then you must be careful at ordinary times. Don't climb trees while wearing this collar. If you get stuck, don't struggle. Just call there. Someone will find you and come to pick you up. Please don't Struggling hard."

"Mimi meow ~ woo~" Although you misunderstood, I know that I will not climb trees!And I won't be hanging from a tree either!This is my dignity as a human being.Saying that, Xia Anran silently stepped on the cat's paw, expressing her determination.

The girl sighed worriedly. She still wanted to take off the cat's collar. This kind of collar without a safety buckle is dangerous to domestic cats, let alone free-range cats. Backed up a few steps in a row, very vigilant, suddenly angry, funny and delicious, probably feeling like——I didn't pay attention, and you actually have someone else outside!

Where did the little goblin hook this king's beloved pet to have a heart!Hmph, drag out Yizhanghong to serve!

This girl who works in the Forbidden City occasionally has a lot of inner drama.

Sensing that the girl was a little angry, Xia Anran hurried over, put her two front paws on the girl's jeans, and rubbed her calf with her cheeks, while the soft Mia Mia called, "Don't be angry, I still like you very much! After all, you brought me in, the cat’s savior. I really can’t take this off, because I still want to become a human, and it’s not convenient to be a cat, especially It's very inconvenient to wipe your butt!"

Xia Anran, as a very pursuing person, earnestly presents the facts and reason to the savior.The photo of a person, a cat, a chicken talking to a duck was taken by the official blogger of the Forbidden City and posted on Weibo.

@宫宫室园园: Our kitten has grown up, and the nurse wants to take off the little red collar for it, but the kitten thinks it looks good and is unwilling to let it be taken off. The two have discussed it for more than ten minutes, and the nurse failed in the end.The cub at home has someone else outside, and the nanny expressed that she was very angry, who put it on the cat, hurry up and claim it.

With a GIF.

When the girl says something, the kitten responds, when the girl says something, the kitten meows and says something, the two sing together, the sister gives it a dangerous collar, and the kitten shakes its head and twists its buttocks It means that the cat likes this collar very much and is not allowed to take it off. In the end, the girl has no choice but to touch its head.

The comment area below is full of teeth and claws, hahahahahaha expressing this magical aesthetic, and expressing deep sympathy to Miss Nurse, and many people persuade Miss Nurse to work hard, this collar really can’t be used for cats, too It's easy to get into trouble.

One after another, cat lovers have come out to summarize the decorations that look good, but are harmful to cats, such as cat nail stickers, such as cat bells, such as small clothes and small shoes.

After the online commotion, several veterinarians also joined in to share with you what hidden dangers to pets in popular science life. In fact, many big Vs have reposted it before, but with this wind, a scientific and complete summary It was only when people saw it in their hearts.

These little Xia Miao naturally don't know, he is still thinking about how to start this learning instrument.

He tried almost all methods, such as basking in the sun, basking in the moonlight, shouting the name of Xueyi loudly, and biting the claws to try to recognize the master with blood, but the collar was like the most common collar, and there was no movement , but more and more humans want to snatch the collar recently.

Xia Anran's body is that of a kitten. Although she is flexible, she is not as good as a big cat when she falls to the ground. Surrounded by the staff, volunteers, and tourists of the Forbidden City, she often sticks out her tongue out of exhaustion.

Cats, cats really don’t get stuck in weird places, QAQ

Thank you for your kindness, but cats really don't strangle themselves.

Uh, although Xiao Xia Miao meowed at them for a long time, everyone could only come to the conclusion that this cat really likes the red bow tie, and there was no way to comprehend its meaning.Fortunately, after a few weeks, everyone gradually discovered that this cat who likes to wear a bow tie is really flexible and will not deliberately go to some dangerous places, and everyone's intention to take off its bow tie has slightly weakened.

But Xia Anran has just become an internet celebrity cat. After all, it is about to become the most conspicuous cat in the Forbidden City. It is obviously a black and yellow tortoiseshell cat. As usual, it is very concealable, but it is because of this With a big red bow, no matter where it hides, it can be found at once.

The little bow is almost becoming a cat symbol. Countless cloud-sucking cat netizens check in on the official Weibo every day, similar to - has the bow of the little bow been taken down today?No.

It can be said that it is really boring.

Xia Anran didn't know that many people on the other side of the Internet were paying attention to his bow.What he is focusing on now is another matter. This summer, the Forbidden City will launch a new themed exhibition, which Xia Anran is very interested in.

Jointly promoted by the Palace Museum and Lushun Museum, the theme is based on the famous novel "A Dream of Red Mansions" in the Qing Dynasty. The main collection is a set of comic strips by Sun Wen, a painter in the late Qing Dynasty. There are 230 comic strips in this set, based on "The Story of the Stone". It took a full 36 years to draw, covering 120 chapters in the whole book.

This set of books is a first-class cultural relic in our country. In 04, this set of books was exhibited in the National Museum. This time, it came to the imperial capital again after more than ten years.

In order to welcome this set of collections, the Palace Museum has directly planned the theme of "Dream of Red Mansions". In addition to this set of exhibits, there are also some collections of novels about Dream of Red Mansions, and invited the most famous modern figures of Red Mansions to participate in the exhibition. .

As a major exhibition in the summer, in order to attract young people's attention to this famous modern novel, the Forbidden City also used holographic projection technology to project the Grand View Garden into the exhibition hall according to the original description and the speculation of many red scholars. Every time tourists go to a place, when they see related works, they are in this scene, striving for the greatest sense of reality.

Tourists will definitely feel familiar when they see these holographic projections and comic strips, because the most talked about 87 version of "Dream of Red Mansions" TV series, from clothing to interior scenery, refers to this set of comic strips in many places.

This exhibition is held in the Hall of Martial Heroes at the same time as the official website of the Forbidden City. Considering that a large number of tourists may bring poor results, visitors are required to select additional tickets for the exhibition when buying tickets. It is free but limited every day, and online is also available during the exhibition High-definition images will be uploaded, and tourists who are inconvenient to come to the Forbidden City can watch them at home.

But Xia Anran doesn't need it, he doesn't even need a ticket, as a cat in the Forbidden City, he can arrive at the exhibition gate earlier than everyone else, and he can stay at the latest than everyone else.

The delighted Xia Anran watched the staff of the Hall of Martial Heroes go back and forth to adjust the equipment every day, and then he sometimes took the staff's lunch break and ran in for a few laps.

The inside of the Hall of Martial Heroes is cool, and at first the staff would chase it away. Later, it was discovered that the Forbidden City cat seemed to come to cool off the air conditioner, and it did not scratch the equipment or be mischievous. As soon as it stands up and walks around, there will be staff staring at it, ready to come up to the rescue at any time.

But Xiao Xia Miao has always performed very well. He looks like a very educated cat, especially in the later period when several masters of the Red School were invited to refer to the layout of the exhibition hall. When the old man came in, he immediately jumped off the stool to give up his seat, and greeted others with a very flattering meow.

Basically, all literature lovers...have some love for cats.

This may be because most literature lovers are nerds, and cats are a little lonely, a little proud, and willful. Whether they are raised by others or wandering outside, they are all at ease. Maybe when they are hungry and cold They will ask people for help, but most of the time, they will try their best to survive as a cat. No matter how difficult it is, they seldom hug other cats. When the weather is good, they just sleep under the warm sun. When the weather is bad , just hide in a corner where people can't see.

You can hardly see a cat in a panic, they just lick their wounds in the corner, and when the wound heals, they come out as if nothing happened. If the wound doesn’t heal, they die in a corner that you don’t know.

There is a safe distance between them. Unlike social animals like dogs, cats enjoy solitude more. Of course, they never hesitate to act like a baby to people, and they don’t care whether people are flattered or not. In short, this is a wayward, Proud, sensitive, and neurotic animals.

...It's quite similar to the writers.

So soon, Xia Anran relied on her "humanity" to get into the team of this group of red school masters, and while eating and drinking, she also listened to the chats between many masters.

The tortoiseshell cat wearing a big red bow listened carefully and nodded, as if he understood.

As expected of the Forbidden City Meow, it looks very cultured.