[Comprehensive] The days when I pretended to be a meow in the Forbidden City

Xia Anran's first New Year in the Forbidden City was very restless, and it can be described as jumping around.

The first day of the holiday this year is Monday, and Monday is a regular day off for the Forbidden City, even for the annual holiday.

But on this day, the palace was not peaceful, and the staff coming and going were making final preparations for the New Year holiday.Xia Anran, who passed by the staff office while strolling, heard a horrifying news. During the New Year holidays, all the tickets for the Forbidden City were sold out, not including group tickets.

That is to say-

The next thing they have to face is that the Forbidden City will be filled with people and tourists from all over the world for six full days!

Why are there so many people?

Xia Anran asked the senior in the Forbidden City Meow in shock.

I remember when I was still a human, I saw in the news that there were only a lot of people in the first two days, especially the peak was on the second day of the new year, because people in Beijing have the habit of climbing high, so they usually go on the second day of the new year. If you go to climb the Tiananmen Tower or Jingshan Park in one day, you will naturally come to the Palace Museum for a walk.

And this day is basically a day when tourists can go out and hang out after completing the New Year's tasks.

Senior Meow glanced at him calmly, pointed at the large screens outside the Meridian Gate with his paw, "Hey, didn't we shoot a lot of films last year, just because of that."

Xia Anran was a little surprised. As a Forbidden City cat, his sources of information were very limited.

Although he knew that there was a documentary filmed in the Forbidden City before, he didn't pay much attention to it. Before he became a cat, Xia Anran knew that "Repairing Cultural Relics" was very popular. After that, there were many film crews coming and going.

Firstly, the Forbidden City really needs to warm up for the [-]th anniversary next year, and secondly, it may be because the higher-ups have finally realized that young people are curious about this ancient palace, and the country has begun to pay attention to the spread of Chinese culture. There are a lot of crews coming and going in the Forbidden City.It is not surprising that there are more!

It's a pity that Xia Anran can only watch their filming, but not the broadcast, because the TV in the Forbidden City does not show documentaries, even if he goes to the office, no one will watch it in it. After staying here for a long time, he has also learned some As an imperial cat, he is calm and self-sufficient, and is no longer as curious as ordinary cats, so of course he doesn't know what kind of show that ignited the huge number of tourists this Spring Festival.

Before he could ask a few more questions, he suddenly heard a sharp meow.

what happened?What happened?

Xia Anran, who has never experienced such a normal situation, hurriedly trotted away, wanting to go to the scene of the incident to see what happened, and screaming so loudly, could it be that some bad guy caught the cat?

"It's okay." Senior Meow said calmly following him, "This is asking us to have a meeting."

"Let's have a meeting" Xia Anran was shocked. Is the cat in the Forbidden City going to have a meeting?Is it so bureaucratic?It's a good thing you have a work permit, meow!

No, it's better to say that cats, animals without obedience, actually have group activities such as meetings?

Xia Anran, who followed the senior cat all the way to the meeting point, could run horses in his mind.

What would a cat say in a meeting?In which place is the soil soft and paw feel better? It is more convenient to bury the poop?Or whose cat rice is better?Or the mouse in which hole has disappeared, so there is no need to dig it out?

As he thought about it, he was having fun, and his beard was shaking and shaking.

But it turns out that the problem is more serious than he thought, because this is a swearing-in meeting.

There are more than 100 cats in the Forbidden City. If you don’t count the floating cats, there are more than 30 cats who frequent the West Sixth Palace. These cats are now gathered together.

If humans see it, they must think that the cats have some big conspiracy, such as gathering crowds to suck grass and compete for small fish, but in fact, the topic of their discussion is how to avoid tourists in these six days. , but can effectively obtain the offerings from the two-legged beasts.

That's right, it's such a twists and turns topic.

Xia Anran glanced back and forth, listening to the seniors speaking enthusiastically.

In the end, he summed it up and concluded that the key point of feline life during holidays is to avoid tourists first, because there are too many people, and it is easy to escape if you are surrounded.

Secondly, if you are seen, you must remain dignified, because they are the most honorable cats in this country, and they can't be blown up easily!

Third, because there are many tourists and it is inconvenient to travel, they have to divide an effective secret passage.So if you usually have catwalks, you should share them at this time.

Xia Anran, who had never walked the catwalk before, was walking the main road in a dignified manner, and was shocked to hear the unimaginable routes.There are people from all over the world, and I think that according to the descriptions of these cats, there may be a small world under the Forbidden City.

The tortoiseshell cat with a red bow nodded its paws in interest, as if it was very interesting.He wrote down the catwalk entrances mentioned by his predecessors one by one, and planned to go exploring when he was free.

After a while, he didn't have such a leisurely mind, because the seniors put a paw on his shoulder very seriously, "Bow tie, as a senior, I want to warn you about one thing."

Xia Anran's eyes widened, and she nodded solemnly to show that she was listening carefully.

"Absolutely—" the senior said seriously, "absolutely don't be caught by tourists."

Xia Anran:? ? ?

He really wanted to ask why, but under the gaze of more than 40 cats with pupils of various colors, he still couldn't ask.

But now he knows.

Xia Anran tried to avoid a girl's hand.

Ah ah ah you are a girl!Don't touch the tomcat's ass!

Well!No, don't touch the tail!

The head is fine, the jaw is fine too, meow~

"Ah! The Forbidden City cat! I'm so lucky. I read on Weibo that I haven't found the Forbidden City cat this year!"

That's right, we held a conference before you came here!

"It's just a little collar! The little collar was rescued by the dean last time, that little fat man, oh, I still have GIFs!"

"Meow!!" Xia Anran stood up abruptly, and went to grab the girl's hand!Following the girl's hand, I saw the animation of the scene where the cat's hair was drawn into grids by the net bag after he was fished out by the bib, and I couldn't love it.

He couldn't explain to humans that it wasn't fat but Mao Mao, so he could only swallow this bitter pill.If I knew that a soft heart at that time would leave me with such a dark history, me!Certainly not!Climb upstairs without authorization!Once you climb up, you must jump down by yourself.

"Meow~"

Xia Anran was so heartbroken that she lay down on the ground, and after a while, she disliked the fact that the floor tiles were cold, so she put the pads on the outside with thick fur.

sad.

Sad!

sad!

Don't touch it!

He twisted his body to avoid Lushan's claws one by one, and felt that he was ashamed to face others now, so he should hurry away.

However, all his scenes were left in everyone's mobile phones. Seeing his unhappy face, a person with sufficient equipment immediately came over, "Mimi, come and smell this."

what?

Although he already wanted to leave, Xia Anran leaned over to take a sniff out of curiosity. It was an ordinary plant fragrance, especially harmless, but he always felt that there was a sweet smell in it, um, it was like a human scent. When I smell chocolate, I feel better.

Oops, I suddenly feel that those things just now are nothing, the sun is so warm, the world is so beautiful, and the whole cat feels light.

Everyone saw the little tortoiseshell slapping on the ground, scratching with its two claws a few times, then rolling to the left and right, revealing its little furry belly.

Then it stretched and turned itself into a cat, yawned happily, and then started licking its fur.

Tortoiseshell is long-haired, and it naturally grows a thick layer of fluff in winter. When you pull it like this, you can only feel that the fur inside is dense and thick. It looks seven or eight centimeters thick, which makes people want to feel it. Feel the sensation of being run through your fingers with thick hair.

"What did you smell it?"

"Muten Ryoga and Catnip Duo! Not a single cat can escape."

"Oh, why didn't I think of it? I brought toys!"

"Brother, it seems that you are a veteran!"

"Brother, to tell you the truth, I secretly planted two catnips downstairs."

"Amazing! Brother, share the Taobao link of catnip seeds, I have never been able to germinate them!"

……

It may be because the body is not a cat, Xia Anran's resistance to this kind of cat stimulant is still relatively high, but he recovered after a while, but at this time he was so shocked that he found himself lying in someone else's arms .

The whole cat was a little dazed, as if it was very tired after catching a dozen or so mice.Sniff this person's smell, not the staff.

He was a little vigilant, and just about to struggle, he felt a big warm palm land on his head, gently pressing him back into this person's arms with one hand.

"It's alright, go to sleep."

The man's voice was low and hoarse, as if he was not in good health, did he have a cold?

Xia Anran yawned, only thought that this person smelled strange, and at this time he was still walking among the red bricks and green tiles, obviously still in the Forbidden City, so he was extremely sleepy, so he closed his eyes.

I just squint for a while, don't sleep, squint for a while.

snoring

Hearing the breathing sound of the cat in his arms getting heavier and heavier, the man slowly smiled. Using his fingers as a comb, he gently brushed and pulled the cat's back, bit by bit removing the scent of other humans from the cat. Cover it, and he will not be satisfied until his whole body is covered with his own smell.

not the right time yet……

He gently placed a kiss on the cat's forehead, then put the sleeping tortoiseshell on a recliner brought by a staff member, and moved it to the sunlight.

The ignorant tortoiseshell cat stretched out casually on the recliner, and then seemed to feel a little cold, and then retracted a cat ball. Seeing this, the man chuckled, pinched its paws, and put it on Fenfen's little nose. Another kiss.

"You look like an idiot."

A young man's voice sounded faintly behind him, seeing this person wanting to touch his belly endlessly, he said with a look of horror, "Come on, don't you feel that there are spirits chasing people away. There will be opportunities to touch in the future, and touch whatever you like. You still have work to do!"

Reluctantly, the man withdrew his hand, tapped the void with his fingertips, and the golden light formed a piece under his fingers, and finally enveloped the small reclining chair. The effect was immediate, and the fluffy hair that was blown by the wind and trembled in the air immediately returned to calm. , the tortoiseshell cat was bathed in the sun comfortably, and soon stretched away from the ball.

Seeing that he finished drawing the talisman, the boy took two steps closer: "Let's go, they are still waiting for us."

"...Tsk."

Xia Anran didn't know anything about what happened outside, he shook his ears and took a nap comfortably in this possibly the most secluded place in the entire palace.

"I think the white background should be better. This year is the year of Haihai, the heavenly stems and earthly branches are all Yin, and the earthly branches are water, so the white background is just right."

"Jihai is indeed yin, so it should be responded with the virtue of fire. The poor think..."

"Who calls himself poor!?"

"Hey, grandpa, grandson is wrong."

Quarrel!

She was sleeping soundly on the recliner, but was suddenly awakened by the argument, Xia Anran narrowed her eyes and slowly opened them, seeing the yellow robes of various colors all over the yard without showing any surprise.

He stretched himself, jumped down with a snap, and bowed to these people with his paws together, "Meow~"

Happy New Year!Happy New Year to all Your Majesties~

"Hey, you little raccoon finally woke up, and you slept comfortably, happy new year," the young man who claimed to be a poor man stretched out his hand and dragged Xia Anran over the cat's belly, "You just woke up, come and see , It’s better to use white background or red background for this Spring Festival couplet.”

"Meow?"

"On the first day of the Lunar New Year, post Spring Festival couplets."

"Shouldn't it be posted on New Year's Eve?" Xia Anran raised her head in doubt, and saw that the faces of the people present were a little unnatural, and they coughed dryly, "Isn't it necessary to drink wine on the New Year's Eve? If you are happy, you will forget it. We don’t do this on weekdays.”

Xia Anran suddenly realized, by the way, New Year’s Eve is the day of worshiping ancestors, of course there is no time for these, he turned his head and looked at the four sheets of paper spread out on the table, and immediately understood what they were arguing about up.

Modern Spring Festival couplets are customary to use black characters on a red background. This is a custom handed down from the Ming Dynasty. Strictly speaking, the concept of "Spring Festival couplets" was given by the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, especially the form of confrontation.

After Qing soldiers entered the customs, influenced by Han culture, they also developed the custom of posting Spring Festival couplets. However, unlike the virtues of fire and fire, the Manchus who came out of the white mountains and black waters still favor white and cheap red, so the Spring Festival couplets of the Manchu clan are mostly white. Of course, not every Spring Festival couplet is white, and some are red, which has something to do with the mood.

So today the Red Party and the White Party are obviously going to raise an argument!

Xia Anran turned her head silently, expressing that as a weak cat, he didn't want to get involved in the wars of the bosses, and he couldn't afford to provoke them.

Fortunately, no one cared about his opinions at this time, and they quarreled with each other citing scriptures and citing classics.

In the end, the two founding emperors decided to "stop arguing, and write a picture each, and whoever writes it is easy to use."

Since it is necessary to write Spring Festival couplets, on the one hand, it is necessary to test talent and learning, and on the other hand, it is necessary to test fonts. As the two big bosses of the founding emperor...well, they are exempt from fighting.

Of course, it is still said to the outside world that the boss will not end easily, otherwise he will be bullying others.

Originally, Emperor Jiajing, who was holding Xia Anran, put the cat on the table casually, and ran to argue with the seniors and juniors. Xia Anran, who was thrown aside, looked left and then, and saw that the entire hall had been decorated with joy , the door god also posted it, although he didn't know who it was, and someone else put an incense table with three sticks of incense sticks in it, and the thin smoke curled up.

With small steps, he ran up to the already familiar Ming Taizu, and meowed at the person. Zhu Yuanzhang was looking at his heirs, and then lowered his head when he heard the meowing of the cat below, "Oh, it's you, It's grown up."

He didn't dislike the cat's dirty paws, he reached out and put Xia Anran, who was already a sub-adult cat, on his lap.

The emperor who appeared in the form of a soul was at his most energetic age. Xia Anran stepped on her strong thighs, and immediately lay down on her stomach. The man put one hand on the cat's head, and squinted his eyes to see its bright eyes. The color of the hair made a sound for a while, "You have done a lot of good things, you are a good cat."

"Meow~" After being praised, Xia Anran proudly puffed out her small chest, not to mention how beautiful she is.

"Tch, you Han people just like such cunning things." Huang Taiji, who also appeared in the posture of a mature man, snorted coldly, "When I was hunting in the grasslands, the last thing I liked was this kind of beast."

"Living by begging for food, if you have milk, you are a mother, and you have no bones."

Before Xia Anran could react, Zhu Yuanzhang laughed, "Ha, I guess Huang Taiji doesn't know enough about cats."

"Appreciate further details."

"As for a cat, it is different from a dog. Rather than saying that it is loyal to a certain person, it is better to say that it is a certain family."

"When the family is still there, he is there. For the sake of the family, he can be wronged. As long as the family is there, he can eat anything. If the family is no longer there, he will have no one to be loyal to. He will naturally follow whoever gives him the best. "

He meant something, "But it's better than a dog. A dog can be beaten. Even if the original owner is still there, as long as it hurts, he can change his owner and wag his tail, and the old owner will be thrown aside by him." .”

"That's better than your cat, at least the dog is tamed after being beaten, what about the cat?"

"I once heard a saying when I was begging along the street." Zhu Yuanzhang smiled and brushed Xia Anran's hair on his way to the north, "It's called asking for what you lack."

"Hehe, senior is very eloquent, but your Ming Dynasty was finally destroyed by my Aixinjueluo family."

"That's right." The man smiled heartily, "The sun and the moon are changing, and the mountains and rivers are changing again. The times are full of developments. I, Zhu Ming, fell because of the powerlessness of my heirs, but also because of the heaven and the earth. I just said Huang Taiji,"

He moved closer slightly, and said in a whispering tone, "My great-grandson who destroyed the country dares to come to see me, yours, dare to come to see you?"

"Snapped!"

Xia Anran huddled on Zhu Yuanzhang's knee, not daring to say a word.

He silently reduced his sense of existence to the minimum, formed a small group, and listened to the two big bosses behind him talking trash to each other, such as "dog slave", "leopard room", "opium" and "lazy government" Throwing it back and forth, poking each other's hearts, when he looked up, he found that the Ming and Qing emperors were getting further and further behind, obviously not intending to be involved in this battle circle.

Poor Xia Anran didn't have time to run, so she could only keep her mouth shut in the face of the typhoon, and lay down on Ming Taizu's knee, scratching the stitches on the top of Taizu's imperial robe with the tip of her fingernails again and again, just as he scratched. After the third thread was broken, suddenly a young man with phoenix eyes stepped out from the side of the emperor, with some pockmarks on his face. , the grandson has come to make a fool of himself."

Xia Anran immediately sat up, her eyes lit up.

"In that case, grandpa, let the grandson try it." A slightly fat figure walked out of the emperor of Ming Dynasty, with a smile on his face, he and Emperor Kangxi nodded each other and stood side by side In front of the desk, with a pen and ink,

Then I heard the two elders say, "So, I will come up with the question later."

Zhu Yuanzhang and Huang Taiji said almost in unison, "Take the year as the topic."

The two of them heard that the writing was done in one go, almost at the same time, and they were also at the same time. After the ink was dry, a waiter held it up and showed it to the two emperors.

"Xuan Ye's writing is better." Huang Taiji only glanced at it, then stroked his beard.

"Do you understand?" Zhu Yuanzhang snorted and pointed to the couplet. "Obviously Gao Chi is better!"

"..."

The two emperors with similar levels of education glanced at each other, and the two looked at the group of emperors behind. Zhu Yuanzhang said, "Hey, why don't you vote for whoever you think is better."

Huang Taiji snorted, "There are so many of you, it doesn't count!"

"Then what are you going to do?" Zhu Yuanzhang patted the table case, and looked at Xia Anran who was on his lap. He immediately picked him up and put him on the table case before Xia Anran realized that he was not good and wanted to run away. , "Oh, I heard that your literary talents are considered good, so why don't you choose?"

"Oh, this cat is very close to you, so it will definitely choose your grandson." Huang Taiji squinted his eyes, "I'll bring a dog in tomorrow too. Oh no, you little monster is not a cat monster, hurry up Turn into a dog to see, you become a dog and I will reward you with a good thing."

Xia Anran: ...

It jumped to the ground with a thud, and without any hesitation, its four claws fluttered and escaped in a hurry!

It's too dangerous here, let's go!

"Hey, don't go!" He heard the laughter of someone behind him from a distance, "This silly cat runs so fast, doesn't he even want a red envelope?"

Red envelope!

Xia Anran's steps paused, and when she turned her head, she saw pairs of smiling eyes.

"Yo, you really turned around!" A gentleman leaned over to look at him, with a bit of teasing on his face, "Come on, come on, I really prepared a red envelope for you."

Xia Anran bared her teeth, left a line of angry little plum blossoms on the ground with her claws, and turned to leave.

It's better to say goodbye, money is precious, and the price of dignity is even higher.

"Okay, why are you bullying a little demon who is only a fraction of the age? The more you live, the more you will go back." A woman with a majestic but simple makeup came in from the outside. Seeing Xia Anran's angry look, she took out a The little kit, handed it to Xia Anran reluctantly, "Actually, they prepared it for you. Just to tease you."

"Come on, take it."

Subconsciously, Xia Anran bit the small bag that Queen Ma handed him, and looked down with her black eyes, trying to see what was stuffed inside.

"Let's go back and see."

The virtuous and capable queen touched its little head, "Happy New Year, kitten, grow up quickly."

"Meow~" Xia Anran put down the little kit, pressed it with two hairy claws, then stood up on her forelimbs and bowed to the female relatives, raising her head and her voice was [-] points sweet.

"Go, be careful, don't lose things!"

The woman patted its head, then took a step sideways to him, and walked in amidst the constant calls of "Sister, Sister Hey", "Come here, come here."

"Sister, you came at the right time. Come and see our grandson's literary talent. This handwriting is much better than his father's, and it is also better than this Kangxi kid..."

"Hey, I'll hear what you guys are arguing about outside during the Chinese New Year. Isn't it just Spring Festival couplets? We have a lot of families, so if we can't post them, it will be fine."

"That won't work! There's only one gate!"

"Since the red ones were posted last year, the white ones will be posted this year. It just so happens that there is no snow in Yanjing this year,"

"Sister, you..."

"Oh, my sister-in-law has a good eye~"

"Shut up, you, who is your sister-in-law, don't bark, do you know if you are a junior?"

Xia Anran grinned when he heard Zhu Yuanzhang's angry voice inside, and he looked up at the blue sky. It is true that there is no snow in Beijing this year, but it is good if there is no snow. If there are many tourists, it will be inconvenient~

He was trotting, walking through the small corridor with something in his mouth, and suddenly heard the voice of the crowd in front of him, and immediately retracted the foot he stepped out. With a push of his front legs and a pull, he successfully jumped onto the wall of more than two meters.

After he looked at the environment and judged his position, the cat walk that he learned today automatically jumped out of his mind.

Xia Anran glanced at the tourists who had realized his presence and were gathering, he squinted his eyes, and quickly jumped before the selfie stick arrived.

"Ahhh! It jumped over!!"

"Oh my god, this meow is doing parkour!!"

"It's amazing to parkour in the Forbidden City! Meow, do you know what you're stepping on?"

"Probably my country, you stupid two-legged beasts!"

"Hahahaha where is it going?"

"No, no, no, I can't catch up!"

"You guys, don't run in the Forbidden City, it's still going backwards, it's very dangerous!"

Xia Anran left the human voices behind him, he concentrated on jumping on the eaves, wondering why Zhao Zhen boasted that Zhan Zhao looked like a royal cat at that time, the appearance of Zhan Zhao jumping on the roof at that time was indeed similar to I'm almost there now.

As a monster, its physical strength is much better than that of ordinary cats. If ordinary cats ran across half of the palace like him from East Sixth to West Sixth, they would have to stick out their tongues.

Xia Anran ran back to her own place. This year, because the Garden of Compassionate Ning Palace was occupied, a New Year’s shopping meeting was held. This special event turned the quiet garden into a crowded place, and forced the aborigine Xia Miao to move temporarily. to another place.

But Xia Anran was not dissatisfied at all, because before the park opened and closed every day, including when the exhibition was set up some time ago, he ate so many good things.

After all, there are always some freshly made dishes that are not good enough to take away. When there are more people, it can also get a lot of delicious food, and it’s free!

The only downside is that this year's Wanshou Lantern hangs a little low, which makes the cat want to jump. It's not easy to hold back the feeling!

Sitting on top of the rabbit doll he used as a cushion, he carefully opened the little kit, and then gnawed the lower half with his small fangs and dumped it out.

He didn't know what was stuffed in the little red envelope that Empress Ma gave him, but a small piece of it came out tinkling, and after a closer look, it turned out to be several gold ingots.They are specially made in the shape of various small objects, which are things that cats like, such as balls of yarn, no, wait, it’s okay to make dried fish, why do you want to make them look like mice, he is not a real cat!

Xia Anran picked up the small gold ingots, put them back again with joy, looked left and right to see if there was no place to hide them, then took the black rabbit's bib back and put it inside, just right for sleeping in her arms.

Xia Anran, who just woke up, didn't intend to continue to sleep, but now there are many tourists in the museum, and if she goes out, she may be surrounded again. Thinking of the possibility of being blacked out by REPO here, Xia Anran shrank her cat's head into a rabbit Beneath the elbows, don't mention it, it's much warmer in winter with a black rabbit under it, and Xia Anran sometimes takes the rabbit out to bask in the sun when the weather is good.

The winter nights in the imperial capital can be cold, but for adult cats, as long as there is enough food and shelter from the wind, the thick fur can help them survive the cold winter.

The black rabbit absorbs heat and can be warm at night.

Thinking about it, Xia Anran retracted her paws and lay down on the rabbit again. I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the black rabbit is very warm today, hey, it's obvious that it hasn't been exposed to the sun.

He arched the rabbit's chest, moved a few small gold ingots to a place where it would not hurt him, and then yawned hugely, let's lie down for a while, the young lady who is being fed now must not be free, wait for someone Let's go again when it's almost gone.

I heard that this year the Forbidden City’s New Year’s Eve and the Forbidden City’s New Year’s Fair are linked, which has increased the number of tourists by [-]%. Volunteers are so busy that they don’t even have time to drink water. He squinted his eyes and looked at the blue sky, thinking that he still needs to sleep. Yes, disturbing people at this time is not what a good cat should do.

He squinted, the noisy voices in the distance gradually faded away, and Xia Xiaomiao fell asleep completely.

Someone faintly said to him softly: Happy New Year, Jingxi.

happy new year meow~

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