[Comprehensive] The days when I pretended to be a meow in the Forbidden City

Naturally, this big farmer raises semi-free-range chickens. He made quite a few chicken coops. When he heard that this made sense, he came to learn how to do it. He took a small part of this year's chicks for experiments. The start was unstable, and it was also damaged, but these numbers are also the normal elimination of chicks. The key is that the follow-up management is much more convenient.

There were fewer fights, the diarrhea rate also dropped, and the conversion rate in the growth period was greatly reduced. This year, most of the chicks survived. The big family of Le gave Xia Anran several old hens as a thank you gift, let him stew Soup to eat.

The experience of professionals is naturally not comparable to that of Xia Anran, and soon the technology of beak trimming was completely mastered by the big chicken farmers in Gusu City.

This business-minded man thought it would be beneficial to establish a good relationship, and he sincerely thanked his generous professor, so he formally visited him and gave him many gifts, and the two families established a good relationship.

Later, he also successively obtained from Xia Anran the technology of raising pupae and maggots, the concept of cage disinfection, and the reuse of chicken manure, etc. Xia Anran obtained from him too many chickens, ducks, goose eggs and poultry eggs to eat. Meat and money and food are also a win-win situation.

Thus, Xia Anran earned his first pot of gold through time travel by relying on his skills in raising chickens.

The people of Gusu have more seasoning, and the farmers in Gusu have more ways to increase production. The big chicken farmers in Gusu have made a lot of money by selling eggs, chicken and chicken manure. At that time, he got a superior and was about to be promoted.

And Xia Anran caught the eyes of many people.

Wushao childish child can spend half a year to produce this booklet with great reference value, which shows his patience and perseverance.

This son must not be a thing in the pool.

Since ancient times, most of the promotion of crops in China has been relatively extensive. One person ate it and survived, two people ate it and survived, and several people ate it and survived.

One person did not die after eating it, two people did not die after eating it, several people ate it, and one died. It seems that this thing can be eaten, but there must be something wrong. The method is dialectical.

As for Xia Anran's method, although chicken and chili are the protagonists, it is very valuable for expansion.

After the county magistrate of Gusu applied upwards, he was allowed to use death row prisoners for experiments. He united several nearby counties and referred to the notebook made by Xia Anran.

Record the reactions after eating peppers alone, eating peppers mixed with other crops, changing people, and eating peppers in different physiological states.

After more than half a year of experimentation, he handed in this more standardized and scientific notebook written with human life.

This book is the proof that peppers are edible.

In fact, this also opens up an association.

It is not just whether the crops are edible, but also whether the policy is applicable and whether it can be promoted. Xia Anran used a few chickens to open up a new way of thinking for the upper management to "speak with data".

What he didn't know was that there was also a small official in the family of the big chicken farmer who made two booklets, one with data on beak trimming and the other with data on beak removal.

Occasionally, a few small officials would come to the home of an old farmer in Gusu to record the data of using chicken manure and not using chicken manure.

At the end of the year, these booklets were put on the county magistrate's desk, and finally went all the way to Tianting.

As far as the country is concerned, technology has never been the most important thing, but methods are.

With methods, there can be technology.

The new emperor's ascension to the throne was at a time when political achievements were needed, and he quickly united with his think tanks, intending to spread this thinking.

Bear the brunt, why not start with the official assessment.

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Today's plan to change the style of the exam has little impact on the Tongsheng Examination. It should be said that Xia Anran just happened to catch up with the best time.

If he passed the college examination this year, the next rural examination will be one and a half years later, and the general examination will be more than two years away from the rural examination. If it goes well, he will catch up with the next round.

The point is that he hasn't studied stereotyped essays yet, but now that he changes to policy theory, he can naturally turn around.

Moreover, his teacher Lin Ruhai, Mr. Lin, is just an expert in writing policy theory.

After Lin Ruhai took Tanhua, he entered the Hanlin Academy. Because the former emperor valued it, he entered Lantai Temple.

What is the job title of Lantai Temple is one of the focuses of debate among future generations, because Yushitai used to be called Lantai, but it is obviously impossible for Lin Ruhai to become a doctor of Yushitai at a young age. It is impossible to be reused again. In this world, Lantai Temple belongs to the emperor's private secretary department.

The chief department drafts the imperial edict, organizes the memorials, and has the right to speak directly. It is really the emperor's confidant department.

What's even more rare is that besides the first emperor trusting him, the new emperor also trusts him.

But there are some subtleties in this.

When Lin Ruhai was admitted to Tanhua, when he was in Lantai Temple, the emperor was not this one. Later, when the new emperor ascended the throne, he was thrown to this fat job. This clearly means that Lin Ruhai took refuge in the new emperor before he ascended the throne Is it the new emperor?

And it is extremely trusted, so that it can be re-elected again and again.

This clearly made Lin Ruhai a target.

It's just that when Lin Ruhai was appointed every year, he was also extremely calm, neither excited nor confused, and his reaction was extremely flat. Xia Anran couldn't help but wonder if there were secrets in it that he didn't know.

As a recent college graduate, Xia Anran, although he may have had more social trials than other children, but when it comes to those things in the workplace, he is a newcomer after all.

Fighting in the workplace of a company is a transaction of money and power after all. Fighting in officialdom ranges from strife to strife, and at worst involves the whole family.

This is a game of life and ideals.

He is not yet eligible to participate in this.

This year's academy examination is scheduled to be before the Mid-Autumn Festival. Before the summer heat dissipated, Xia's family, who had already had two reference experiences, was much calmer. servants.

The examination room for the college examination is located in Yangzhou, so Xia Anran doesn't have to go to other counties. Lianbao and Baobao Lin Ruhai are the only students who have already found someone. They just need to go to the examination room together on the examination day, because the examination time is relatively short. It was hot, but fortunately, the examination papers were handed in on the same day, and there was no need to stay overnight. It was enough to bring some dry food and water support, because the things you brought during the exam will be strictly searched, and the dry food will also be broken apart.

So when preparing dry food, he simply made very small flower rolls, which are salty and delicious, and it is convenient to eat one bite at a time, and they can't hide things when they look at them.

When making the rolls, he sprinkled more salt, which can effectively prevent spoilage. As for what to do if you eat too much salt and get thirsty, just bear with it.

After making this thing, he missed his information worker who was on a mission and did not come to Yangzhou City. No one commented on his craftsmanship, so he was really lonely. it's the best.

If it wasn't for Lin Ruhai pulling her head down, Xia Anran might be blown away by his mother.

Xia Anran, who felt a little sad recently, patted her cheeks, encouraging herself to cheer up.

These few days his eyelids kept twitching, Xia Anran forgot whether his left eye twitched or his right eye twitched, it didn't matter anyway because both of his eyelids were twitching.

He silently pasted two pieces of white paper on his eyelids according to the earth's prescription, which meant that he jumped in vain.

But it's useless, it's time to jump or jump.

Especially on the day of the exam, I jumped the most.

Xia Anran was a little puzzled, he carefully checked his clothes, shoes and test basket, and felt that there was nothing wrong, so he walked to the test room under Xia's mother's expectant eyes.

Soon, his premonition came true.

The examinee who joined the UNPROFOR with him told him that a fraud case was discovered in his county court examination. The examinee asked someone to write the examination text in the shame department, so as to avoid the search in the entrance examination room, but later because of stealing It was only when the movement was too great that people discovered it.

The pubic area... is... uh, the crotch area.

When peeking... the action is probably not only big, but also embarrassing, right?

Xia Anran didn't know what expression to show, and the expressions of the examinees who were traveling with her were filled with righteous indignation, especially after one of them gave the reason, "I heard that this time we have to add cleanliness in the pre-examination inspection."

"Really, it's really humiliating." The other candidate blushed, not knowing whether he was angry or ashamed, and to cleanse himself was to strip naked in front of the yamen servants, so that people could see if he had any private goods on him, of course , the water used is definitely not clean, and it doesn't really let you take a bath.

After all, ink melts when it meets water, the main thing is to see if there is any cheating.

But the problem is that there are so many candidates, some of them love to be clean, and some of them are bound to be not... Forget it, forget about it.

Xia Anran ordered herself to stop, to stop the pictures in her mind.

Compared with Xia Anran, who had been in the hot spring pool of the big bathhouse, these young masters from good families muttered quietly as they walked around. Naturally, they dared not say that the examiner who came up with this method was too mean, and turned their resentment towards the cheating examinee Pour away.

Xia Anran: ...I feel that after today, he has learned a lot of polite and cursing words, and his literary quality has been sublimated to a certain extent.

When the few people walked to the gate of the mansion, it was just dawn, but there was already a long queue. Xia Anran held the basket in another hand, and he looked curiously at the newly opened partition where he could see. During this period, every candidate who entered had a look of shame on their form, and they were all pushed in by the yamen servants.

Candidates in the hospital examination have not yet achieved fame, and their status is only slightly higher than that of the common people. Naturally, the yamen servants have no respect for these candidates... In fact, even the yamen servants in the Spring and Autumn Period are only polite to the candidates.

To put it bluntly, even if you have obtained the status of Jinshi, skipped the dragon gate, and came out, you started from the seventh rank, and most of the yamen servants responsible for maintaining the environment of the examination room in Chunwei and Qiuwei were fourth rank and fifth rank. At the same level, they had a higher status, but they really didn't care what these sour scholars were talking about.

Because five people are required to be mutual guarantees, five people are also used as a unit when checking at the gate. Although it looks like there are many people, it is actually quite fast. Xia Anran handed over her identity and household registration certificate to the gatekeeper, and The guarantee letter for him was also handed over, the clerk looked him up and down, and seeing that the appearance description on the guarantee letter matched, he typed it and waved him away.

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Xia Anran: What?I don't know anything!I did these things? ?

The guy you all know who he is: Well... I actually pushed it.

Imakami: I also have a push.

Many practical ministers: Keke, I have long been displeased with those stupid people.

Lin Ruhai: This son is worthy of my apprentice.

Xia Anran: Actually, I just want to promote chili... You guys, do you still remember that the main character is chili?Aggrieved, he gnawed his claws.

The author has something to say: My colleague taught me to dance for nothing.

The left eye and the right eye jump in the end and say anything.Forget it, let him jump for nothing (this is a good skill!)

Pfft, let me tell you, when I was in college, I started again, and I saw girls write Xiaocha on the bottom of their hot pants, and they kept looking at their thighs during the exam.

At that time, I admired this kind of skill in writing on the thigh very much! ! !

How itchy!

The point is that I can't write much, especially after college.

Yesterday I learned a lot about the "pets" you keep in the dormitory

The author first tells you a history of blood and tears.

As for me, I belong to the kind of green fingers that are not easy to die, because I will do my homework before raising, and make sure that I have enough theoretical knowledge before raising. (Of course, some of them gave up when doing their homework, such as chinchillas that are particularly afraid of heat and reptiles that are particularly power-hungry.) Before raising cats, I first got a fish tank, the kind that raises tropical fish and crystal shrimp, Anyway, the layout is pretty nice.But then I found it too annoying, so I didn’t buy new ones, just let the old ones die of old age. Then one day I saw a little goldfish... The author suddenly discovered the beauty of goldfish, which is the kind that swims very slowly with its tail open. I felt elegant at the time, and then I bought a small goldfish. Yes, I bought one and kept it in a 50*50 fish tank. There were also some crystal shrimp bottom dwellers and a female peacock. When I bought it, it was small. The goldfish is still very small anyway, the world is very peaceful anyway, the author sometimes is very happy to see the fish slowly swinging its big tail when typing.

Until one day - the fish disappeared.

I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

You all know that goldfish will float up after death, and although the crystal shrimp and snails in the tank can indeed decompose the corpse, it is definitely not as fast as one day. I thought the fish jumped out at first, but my fish tank is completely closed and only one is left. With a feeding hole as big as a palm, it is almost impossible to jump out without being chased?

I searched for a long time, but I couldn't find the body. At that time, the author thought: It's over, it will be bad if it stinks somewhere.

Until—one day, the author woke up while sleeping on the bed and saw my cat fishing for shrimps in the fish tank.

I:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I probably know where my little goldfish went...

It's the stray cat whose neck was stuck by the owner and I rescued it, um... If you are interested, it is the avatar of the author's column.It is stepping on my fish tank, just, with such a big mouth, it pulls out the shrimp and fish in it as snacks.

Thinking about it later, I thought that the missing fish, fish, shrimp, and shrimp were naturally wasted (because there were no corpses), which was really suspicious.

PS: The ones raised in my tank are indeed edible, but it is said that goldfish are not tasty!

Anyway, after that, I didn’t have a pet anymore, but I got a bird feeder and put it outside the window, watching the birds fly over to bully my cats hehehehe (the bird is broken, it will be killed at first) The cats are scared, but they will deliberately tease the cats when they find that the cats can’t get out. The windows of my house have wire screens, so the cats can’t break through anyway.)