[Comprehensive] The days when I pretended to be a meow in the Forbidden City

Xia Anran didn't know what was going on in Bai Jintang's mind, he only mentioned his own situation on the surface, but in his heart he was filled with grievances.

Originally, the system would select the most suitable and least worry-free body for the host.

Before entering the world, the host can make requests to the system according to its own needs and the settings of the new century.The system will give priority to selecting those that meet more regulations.

It has been three worlds, and the first two bodies have no such problems, so Xia Anran has no experience in facing the current situation, and it can even be said that she feels a headache.This feeling is a bit similar to swallowing wolf and tiger when he is not stable, which reminds him of some bad feelings in the past.

The Central Plains dynasty has always been surrounded by wolves. As the best geographical location for agricultural civilization, competing in the Central Plains is the idea of ​​every force, whether it is the northern nomads, mountain people, or barbarians.

The same is true of Dahan.

The most frequent battle was on the third front. Xia Anran naturally didn't go to the front line to fight as a logistics officer, but the situation was not much better than that of the soldiers who charged. He had to squeeze every bit of his brain cells to coordinate and calculate the transportation of grain and grass, and the grain trucks along the way In order to ensure the safety of the army, the speed of delivery must ensure that the army has two to three days of surplus food, but the grain trucks must not become a burden on the march.

The military system of the Han Dynasty has an auxiliary army. The duty of the auxiliary army is to carry the food of the whole army and follow the soldiers. They have no armor and no combat tasks.But one auxiliary soldier has to carry the food of three main soldiers, which is not light. Although after the restructuring, the Han army has lighter and more filling military rations, such as soybean sticks, dried fish, and dried meat. Reduced the burden on the auxiliary army.

But what Xia Anran never imagined was that because the officer did not give the order in place, it may be for the convenience of marching in a hurry, or to rob time. The soldiers used these three for food during the long-distance raid. Eating pancakes, corn, etc., so protein poisoning occurred during the march.

Protein poisoning refers to the human body ingesting a large amount of protein in a short period of time, and the human body cannot metabolize it due to various conditions, resulting in abdominal pain, limb paralysis, shock, etc. All of a sudden, the entire westward team stopped, and panic appeared in the barracks Fortunately, they were all young guys, and they recovered soon after a few days of rest, but the question of whether the military rations were poisonous was also aroused at the time.

If it weren't for the good luck that no one died at that time, the army might have bombed the camp at that time.

The one who bears the brunt of it is naturally the hard-pressed Xia Anran. He also never imagined that this kind of "wealthy disease" can occur in his own army. Who would believe it if he got sick because of eating too much food!

But fortunately, the bigwigs of the imperial court believed him unconditionally, and there was indeed no problem during the shutdown. Most people returned to normal after one to two days of fasting, but due to the delay in the transmission of news, the panicked army I dare not eat that batch of military rations, so I can only dig grass, hunt, and eat grains in the local area. The time for information to go back and forth delays a perfect fighter.

Later, in order to prevent such an extreme situation, Xia Anran had to transport the rations according to the proportion when equipping them, and he also reminded him not to ingest a large amount of these things in a short period of time.

This interesting incident has been left in the history books, and Xia Anran can think of how historians of later generations will focus on how to analyze the military strength of the Great Han in this period. This example will become a classic in textbooks on nutrition, pathology, etc. The tragic future of the case.

These memories seem very long, but they just flashed through Xia Anran's mind for a moment. He was only slightly distracted, and then concentrated again. In fact, he didn't understand why Bai Jintang wanted to get so close to him. It wasn't his lover's character, but in fact, during the chat, Xia Anran's doubts about her own judgment gradually deepened.

Of course, he doesn't judge people by their taste. The living environment is different, the eating habits are different, and the physique is different. How can someone bring the body smell of the previous life here? Xia Anran relies on human feelings.

It is a mysterious and mysterious thing.

Just like many love games, let the woman touch the man's hand through the board to distinguish which one is her lover. Maybe all the hands have the same temperature and the contact surface is very small, but as soon as you touch it There will be oops, this is it.a feeling of.

If we insist on explaining it scientifically, it is the mutual attraction of pheromones.

It is out of instinct to lock each other.

But this kind of feeling was only in the first moment, he had it, and then...the longer the contact, the more he doubted whether it was an illusion, especially...cough, especially when Bai Jintang talked about his younger brother.

Cough, it’s not that he said... According to his understanding of his family... Although at home, Cao Chun always acts as a more pampering child... But, it shouldn’t develop into a younger brother, right? ?

And, and...

I don't know why, except at the beginning, the more time passes now, the less he feels excited.

Looking at this beautiful face in a prosperous age, I didn't have the feeling of heart pounding and wanting to kiss Cao Chun's face when I looked at it.

Xia Anran felt that she had suffered a huge blow—could it be that I was just like an ordinary male cat, with only one spring in my relationship?Impossible, my son and I have spent decades together... I have never felt the relationship fade away.

But Bai Jintang himself had some doubts in his heart at this time, so he didn't notice several changes in Xia Anran's expression.

When the two met in the first day of junior high school, he had a good impression of Xia Anran. After all, Xia Anran had a very good face and a good bearing.In addition to this, the cautiousness of his language and the control of certain words also gave Bai Jintang a general understanding of Xia Anran's knowledge.In the subsequent chats, he deliberately talked about books. What's more rare, he found that at Xia Anran's age, it should be the time when scholars are the most extreme, and they often act either left or right.

But Xia Anran's views are extremely upright and impartial. Although it seems a bit inconsistent, but considering his approach... It can be seen that this person is still mainly practical, not the type who is stupid in reading. The language of conversation can also be said to be humorous, and his knowledge is quite extensive... It is very satisfying for him to find a husband for his brother.

Brother Bai doesn't want to teach his younger brother to be a nerd, Xia Anran's posture is just right, although it is a little smooth, the edges and corners are not sharp enough, but Brother Bai, who has been in the WTO for many years, also knows very well that his younger brother is already a sharp sword , looking at my temper, I can't get back in a short time, if I find another sword, or a whetstone...then the future, it's really...

Miserable.

It's just that everything is good, he didn't expect Xia Anran to be in such a situation.

The identity is unknown... He couldn't help but feel a little hesitant. From what he saw, all of this was too coincidental.There are so many pawnshops in Songjiang Mansion, Xia Anran chose to pawn in which one they pawned, and later this ice-making method spread to his ears due to various coincidences. This matter is even more hesitant.

This made Bai Jintang want to come to contact Xia Anran in person.

It's not that he is overthinking, but if he really hires Xia Anran as his younger brother's husband, then it means that the Bai family will protect him, and the Bai family will take advantage of his friend, the only premise is that this person should be a legitimate person.Although Xia Anran doesn't sound like a criminal, but this kind of thing...

Brother Bai has traveled the rivers and lakes for many years, and has seen many hypocrites.Their brother's parents left early, they were able to grow the family business to its current size amidst a pack of wolves, and they had to raise two younger brothers. Big Brother Bai looked gentle, but he couldn't help but be very vigilant in his temper.

Although the two drank a pot of tea together, their sincerity at this time was worse than plain water.

Xia Anran was still worrying about whether she was the type of heartless, and suddenly felt that she had no feelings for her lover!Is it the problem of this body, is it, is this body heterosexual?What to do then!Is there a way to overcome this?Well, what if you can't overcome it?

Bai Jintang intends to put this matter on hold for the time being, and prepares to look at it further.

Originally, the two were able to maintain such a seemingly incompatible appearance until the meeting ended successfully. Brother Bai expressed his happy cooperation with a friendly smile of a capitalist. breeze.

It was early summer, and of course the windows in Xia Anran's room were not closed. His room faced south and was near the sea. In spring and summer, the southeast wind began to blow, which was very comfortable.

After all, Xia Anran's room is at the level of a youth hostel, and the ventilation conditions are so-so. The only window in the whole room is ventilated, and the window is an old-fashioned wooden window. Once closed, the room will suddenly darken, so Although it was inconvenient for others to see the guests, the windows were still wide open.

Just when Bai Jintang was about to leave, a gust of evil wind suddenly blew away Xia Anran's manuscripts that had only been held down by a paperweight due to her haste to pick up the guests. It's all over the house.

Xia Anran reached out to grab it hastily, but only had time to grab one.

It was as if snowflakes had fallen in the room for a while, Xia Anran apologized repeatedly, and hurriedly picked up the few sheets closest to the door, fearing that Bai Jintang would be blown away by a gust of wind when he left, he cried out Hulade picked up the end of the paper, and when he turned his head, he saw Bai Jintang looking at the few manuscript papers in his hand with relish.

Xia Anran: ... Embarrassing!

He suddenly became a little restrained.

The joy of writing a cool article is that you can’t let others know that you wrote it yourself, otherwise let others know that he wrote a protagonist who marries the most beautiful girl, practices the best martial arts, has the best friends, and is invincible all over the world. What a shame!

Moreover, and I just wrote a little bit... The plot has not yet unfolded, and Jiyou is still disguised as a woman!The toes in Xia Anran's shoes are curled up in shame!

This, this, this, at first glance, will people think that he is writing a little pornographic book!

He, he did write that the two of them hugged each other naked to keep warm on Kunlun Mountain. Well, wearing clothes is not conducive to the spread of heat!He obviously wrote it scientifically, but seeing others read it in front of him, why does he feel so ashamed!

I don't know which ones this person is holding?The ones that fly first should be written later... The ones that are still there should be the first few rounds, right?

In the previous rounds, what did he write in the previous rounds?

...Ah, by the way, in order to force Jiyou-kun to change into women's clothes, the protagonist tore up Jiyou's clothes...

Xia Anran's expression slowly turned expressionless.

Bai Jintang finished reading the few sheets in his hand, and when he looked up, he saw a young man with a flushed face and an expression of embarrassment and indignation.

Yes, he burst out laughing.

Seeing that Xia Anran's face turned even redder, he hurriedly waved his hands to apologize, "I'm sorry, I was only attracted by Mr. Xia's calligraphy for a while, and I didn't deliberately peek at it... It was just a glance, and I swept the content into my mind." In the middle, I am curious about the development of the plot.”

He was just helping to pick up the paper, he thought it was the words of the Four Books and Five Classics, but unexpectedly it was a script, and his shorthand skills are top-notch, so he accidentally glanced over it and wrote down the words on it.

The part he was watching was at the end of one round. Xia Anran was well versed in modern web writing techniques, and he must leave suspense at the end of one round. The last paragraph was especially wonderful.

(Only in this way can readers be tricked into leaving comments, likes and forwarding one-stop——by Xia Anran, who has studied web writing skills)

Bai Jintang, who had never been abused by Calvin, was naturally attracted, and couldn't help but read down the paragraph, but at this moment, he felt a little embarrassed looking at Xia Anran, who was full of shame and wanted to dig a hole.

If you don't ask yourself, it's called stealing.

Stealing books is also stealing.

His brain was spinning fast, and suddenly he showed a kind smile, "Brother Xia."

"Hmm... how old is Brother Xia, please call me Brother Xia, Mr. Xia, don't you mind?"

Xia Anran shook his head foolishly. At this moment, his brain was muddled, and his whole body turned into an idiot state.

Seeing this, the eldest brother of the Bai family opened the folding fan in his hand and gently placed the manuscript on the table with the other hand. The whole person was very kind, "I don't know if Brother Xia... wrote these scriptures... Is there a place to contribute?"

Ok?

Bai Jintang watched Xia Anran's eyes suddenly focus, Xia Anran's whole body regained his shrewdness, the corners of his lips slightly raised.

The two sat down again, this time, for some reason, Bai Jintang gave very loose authority in the negotiation of the publication, Xia Anran felt a little embarrassed looking at the final contract.

Does he think the contract is too loose?There's not even a requirement to stay serialized.

The basic attitude is - as long as you write.

This, this, this... Is this the treatment of literati in the Song Dynasty?

In fact it is not.

Bai Jintang's reaction was actually due to other reasons.

Xia Anran read the contract carefully, and confirmed that the requirements of this contract are indeed very generous, and that he signed a book instead of a pseudonym. Even if there is really a problem, he will just abandon the pit and write a new book... So It was printed again, and during this period, after Bai Jintang sorted out his manuscript page by page, he read it all by his side.

When he saw Xia Anran's somewhat uncomfortable expression, he smiled and said, "Brother Xia wrote very well...just a little concerned..."

"This Penglai...is there really such an island?"

"Not at all." Xia Anran's eyelashes flickered slightly, she thought about it, and finally wrote a sentence on a piece of paper, "If it is published, please be sure to add this sentence at the beginning of the paper."

That sentence is exactly—this story is purely fictitious, and any similarities are coincidental.

That's right, it's a particularly shameless disclaimer. Its existence is no less heinous than "our company has the right to interpret this lottery." Boss Bai tasted this sentence, and his eyes slowly lit up. Suddenly he showed a bright smile to Xia Anran, "Brother Xia is smart."

Xia Anran silently covered her chest—the beating speed was very steady.

It's over, I didn't even respond after laughing like this! !Me, I'm going to become a scumbag!

With the last of her willpower, Xia Anran sent him away with a smile. The two made an appointment to visit Bai Jintang tomorrow, and then to give the silver and the contract.Because Xia Anran signed a contract with the Bai family, so Bai Jintang needs to go back and use the Bai family's seal.After Bai Jintang left, he curled himself up on the bed.

My head is full of-what's going on?

Why am I suddenly unresponsive to my man?He rolled crazily on the bed, feeling extremely overwhelmed for a moment.This is also the reason why he didn't get close to Bai Jintang just now. After all, he couldn't confirm his mood for a while, and it would be too unfair to Bai Jintang to approach rashly.

He suddenly thought... This, is this the price you have to pay for remembering?

Indeed, in the Three Kingdoms era, he didn't remember it. It was Cao Chun who awakened his memory step by step. Then was Cao Chun like him at that time? Like a stranger?

How did he overcome it?Xia Anran squeezed her fist.

If Cao Chun can overcome it, of course he can too.

He felt that it might be that the two of them didn't have enough contact... In the end, we still had to find a way to increase the chance of contact, but there was a big problem between the two of them now.

For example, ultimatum.

As Bai Jintang said, he is from Jinhua, Zhejiang. The Bai family's headquarters is naturally in Jinhua, and Xia Anran landed in Songjiang because he came for Bai Yutang. After walking for half a month, he had to find a way to go to Jinhua...

Hmm... In short, create opportunities for close contact first?

The next day, after handing over all the documents, Xia Anran coughed lightly, and said with an embarrassed smile, "Brother Bai, I have a heartless request..."

Bai Jintang raised his hand slightly, motioning for him to say, and saw the young man hesitated a little, but he said something that he never thought of. "Brother Yu just heard from Brother Bai...Brother Bai's ancestral home is Jinhua." The young man blushed slightly, "I heard that Jinhua ham is very delicious..."

Bai Jintang was stunned for three or four breaths before bursting out laughing. Seeing that the young man's blush had spread to the base of his ears, he wanted to reach out and touch his head before he knew it. Like, always want to eat.

However, this thought was silently suppressed by him.

But Xia Anran's words did make Bai Jintang's vigilance a little less, he smiled and Chen Nuo, "If brother Xia likes it, I will send someone to give him a try when this year's ham comes out of the cellar." .”

Xia Anran nodded with red earlobes, he was sitting upright, but his two claws were pinched together, and he was about to cry in shame again.

What is this, this body?Don't you just want to find an opportunity to get in close contact!Is this body a single cell?Why does he unconsciously say whatever he thinks?If it wasn't for Bai Jintang in front of him, he would have wanted to summon the system, he felt that he really wanted to complain!

Just seeing that the polite smile on Bai Jintang's face was no longer just a moment ago, but was tinged with sincerity, he thought it was okay... If you are stupid, you can be stupid, after all, you are from your own family.

Hey... I hope he can forget about these things in the future.

I don't know why... Xia Anran just didn't care about a question at all, for example, whether Bai Jintang is married or not.

The eldest brother of the Bai family has been weak for six years. Although Da Song generally married late, it was limited to scholars. Most of the students wanted to avoid the entanglement of their wretched wives on the day of the gold list, or they wanted to concentrate on studying. I don't want to be dragged down, so I often say "establish a career first, and then a family", so that the leftover men and women in the Song Dynasty far surpassed other dynasties.

It also triggered all kinds of farce to catch the son-in-law under the list.

And it may be because he feels that he is in martial arts novels. The most common thing in martial arts novels is a confidante, not a wife, or he believes that his lover will not get married in this world, so he didn't think about it. Fortunately, it is true. .

Xia Anran, who has always been relatively passive emotionally, is feeling melancholy because of this friendship, while his target is sitting in the carriage on the return journey. At this time, he changed from his gentle and confident appearance in front of Xia Anran, and his expression is cold and serious.

He propped his chin with one hand, his eyes were slightly distracted, and he was preoccupied.

The Bai family can be said to be rich in Jinhua, although he tried his best to do good deeds and persuaded the family to keep a low profile, but in the end, the tree is a big attraction.

Now that the new emperor has been on the throne for seven years, and the Queen Mother is in power, the Queen Mother's party and the Qingliu party are still fighting endlessly. The officialdom is unstable, which naturally leads to frequent transfers of subordinates.

As far as business is concerned, such a situation is naturally not beautiful.

The Bai family was mainly engaged in the silk business, and Jinhua’s geography is suitable for raising silkworms. Before the Bai family, there was a mistress who was very good at raising silkworms. In the next few generations, there was a daughter who was good at spinning satin. There was a political investment failure in court, so he slowly turned to business.

The family has been passed down to his generation, and there are actually three boys. Bai Jintang has brocade in its name, but he can't learn brocade weaving at all. When his father realized that none of the three sons in the family learned the way of brocade, he drove The big boat of the Bai family turned slowly, and only then did it succeed when it reached Bai Jintang's hands.

The Bai family has turned to the direction of literati, but it is naturally inferior to the predecessors who have started for decades, but the Bai family has an advantage that they do not have.

The Bai family also has connections in martial arts.

Moreover, almost all of their families are martial arts talents. Song Xiwen hates martial arts, but what he hates is the army, so it doesn't matter to the people.

And because of the rise of storytellers, the stories of heroes from all walks of life are still very popular, so the Bai family seized this opportunity.The Bai family's publishing house has some connections with various sects. They and Dazhi Datong also took the lead in publishing weapon manuals, Jianghu tabloids and so on.

Although scholars in the imperial court often look down on people from the Jianghu, in fact, the money from the Jianghu people is really good.But Big Brother Bai has not been easy at all recently. On the contrary, it can be said that he is going to grow old from worry!

He has only two younger brothers. One younger brother is a twin, and the other younger brother is quite different from them in age. It is better to say that he is raised as a son than a younger brother.

As a result, when the older one reached the age, he lost his mind somewhere and ran to join the army.When Brother Bai found out, he was going crazy!

The younger brother is often silent in his daily life, but he is also very obedient!I didn't expect to do this as soon as the rebellious period came!However, he went to join the army, and Bai Jintang couldn't arrest him. Fortunately, there has been no war in the north recently. I heard that my younger brother is doing well. After finally letting go, the younger brother started to make trouble again.

The older one rebelled, so naturally Big Brother Bai couldn't let the younger one go the same way, so he pressured the younger one to study. At the beginning, the younger brother was also very obedient, smart, and talented. Big Brother Bai rubbed his hands and felt that this He is the master of Wenquxing.

No!think!arrive!

He just went out once, and when he came back, his younger brother told him that he wanted to learn martial arts. At the beginning, Big Brother Bai thought that it would be good for his younger brother to learn some martial arts and fitness, so he personally enlightened him, but his younger brother is a martial arts prodigy. Yes, you can master it, you can understand it by reading a small miscellaneous book!

What can he do!

The hard-working elder brother can only go to find his master by letter. Before finding a martial arts master for the younger brother, he said well to the younger brother that he should study hard. The teacher often complained to him that the younger brother was too smart to teach.

Seeing that the younger brother is only 13 years old and can carry the tripod, Big Brother Bai is really worried. He is afraid that this younger brother will also play a book for him one day and run away!

Just at the same time, the court shook.

People from all walks of life also participated in this court strife.This move seems to be okay for a short time, but Jianghu is so high-profile... It is inevitable that the court will notice this.

Both sides of the Bai family are infected. If there is a day, it is said today that "the chivalry uses martial arts to break the ban."

Therefore, Bai Jintang seized the opportunity of coming from Songjiang Mansion this time.

He wanted to turn around again.

The family hides deeper, the family business is more complicated, the method of making ice can make their restaurant business a higher level, and this story...

If the script is published, it can reduce the risk of the Bai family's only publication of Jianghu affairs.

He wanted to shift the book shop of the Bai family to the literati, but if it turned suddenly, he might not be able to please the literati, and would also offend the foundation of the Bai family.

So take the story as an opportunity.

Don't move your face, and slowly draw it.

Then you can be on the way.

only……

Bai Jintang's gaze fell on the cover page of the manuscript.

Xia Anran's handwriting is beautiful, but it can't hide the weakness of this gentleman's name.

"League of Fighters"

This name... is really...

It's really indescribable.

Thinking of the embarrassing appearance of the young man after writing this name, the young man who was younger than himself seemed to see his opinion on the title of the book, so he blushed and said that he could name it.

Bai Jintang sighed, recalled Xia Anran's outline again, picked up a pen from the car, and wrote down the official publication title of the book—"The Legend of Cang Hai Ling Yun"

In the end, I was still soft-hearted and named this section "Fighting Alliance"

After finishing writing, he comforted himself, maybe martial arts people might like this straightforward way of naming... But,... Alliance, what is it?

... That's right, the martial arts in the Song Dynasty did not have such a thing as a leader.

The author has something to say: Xia Miao: When choosing the title of the book, it must be simple and direct, and instantly express the cuteness and coolness of the book.

For example, this book, "The Day I Pretended to Be a Meow in the Forbidden City", although the author wanted to pretend to be a cat at the time, but he made a mistake with shaking hands, but it seems that the word "meow" is softer and more cute than a cat, which is suitable for the protagonist The image of the kitten, so there is no change.

Look, this name instantly explains the point of this article, one is the Forbidden City, and the other is a cat.

Although these two points of view... currently account for about one-tenth of it, and are actually seriously off topic, but it doesn't matter, at least it tricks readers into it.

Author: Hello! ! ! !

Xia Miao: So my name is not a problem at all!Fighting Alliance, how nice it sounds, it looks like fighting, and then there is a villain called Alliance, who knows at a glance that it is a face-slapping Shuangwen.

Then what the hell is the legend of Canghai Lingyun? This kind of mysterious and mysterious name can't attract readers at all, and it looks very cold at first glance!Totally out of touch! (Turning around in anger, tail slapping the ground. gif) I don't think it will be sold with this name!

And who is Cang Hai, and who is Ling Yun?One of my two protagonists is a fisherman, and the other is from Penglai Island. Strictly speaking, both of them are water systems. Who is the sky system!How can I ask questions?

Forget it, let's make another protagonist of the sky department, hey, the three male protagonists... I really dote on my man.

The real attack who is training on the battlefield: Ha Chio!

The author won't make mistakes with the wrong person, after all, this is fast...ah no, slow time travel, I'm still going to move forward after doing this for a few days.

Well, you must have guessed who the attacker is.

I really dote on my Xia Miao.

Interview Bai Wuye who is about to be surrounded by cats.

Fifth Master: ... Ha ha.

Fifth Master's ancestral home is Jinhua.

That’s right, it’s the Jinhua of Jinhua Ham!That's right, that Jinhua with two black piglets! (Drooling patter patter) But the Song Dynasty did not know how to castrate pigs.Rub your hands together...you get the idea.

In the original text of the Seventh Five-Year Plan, it was said that Xiaobai was a martial arts student, which means that he passed the martial arts examination for fame, which is almost equivalent to a scholar, and another round of examination will be a juren!

At that time, Xiaobai was only 17 years old. In addition to martial arts, martial arts examinations also required academic knowledge, and also martial arts classics. There are many books in martial arts... Wuju is almost the promotion route for military academies!Therefore, whether Xiaobai's promotion in the later period is good, or his face in front of the emperor (the emperor pays more attention to Xiaobai in the later stage of the novel) has something to do with his formal background.The emperor thinks you are good at kung fu, and you respect our officials!Give you five-star praise, dear.