The anchor next door is a thief [PUBG Mobile]

Vest: Great God

Vest: God is here

Vest: Hop

Vest: Lu Ang! ! !

Jumping: yes yes yes yes!

Jump:?

Vest: God, do you know how many fans you have grown in the past few months?

Vest: Forget it, it’s useless to ask, I just want to tell you if you have any fan benefits that you want to prepare when the number of fans exceeds one million?

Fan benefits?Lu Ang thought for a moment, then typed a line.

Tiaotiao: Does it count to distribute red envelopes in the live broadcast room?

Vest: [vomiting blood] God!Are you Sazi!Don't you know how good your girlfriend and wife are at spreading money!Can I have a snack!Can it make sense!

Jumping: ...

Jumping: Do you have any references?

Vest: Draw a lottery in the live broadcast room, get a signature, get a poster, get a doll or a YY song party

Lu Ang thought for a while, he clicked on his personal homepage and took a look, 87... million followers?

Hop Jump: Vest!

Jumping: Come out with a vest!

Jumping: Did you buy me a fake fan?

Vest:……

Vest: so, what do you do

Jumping: Then...YY Song Club

Lu Ang rubbed his chin, he just happened to be with Jiang Li at YY, and when YY held a song meeting, he had to find a way to get Bai Yan over there, hey, if Bai Yan went, what song would he sing?

"Dajiang, does Dajiang have any little love songs that are as deep and righteous as the sea?" Lu Ang knocked on the headset, he really didn't know much about these.

"Leave me alone! There's an auspicious suit with an [-]x lens on the opposite side! Hey, I'm going to fuck that guy. Did he install a camera on the top of Laozi's head? What an idiot? If he is on the right, he will hit the right?" Jiang Li sounded extremely irritable.

Lu Ang laughed, "Blame someone else? Who are you to blame for your poor skills? By the way, is your contract about to expire?"

"I'll make your ancestors fucking express boxes. Goodbye!" Jiang Li didn't reply to Lu Ang, and continued to use a series of swear words.

"You men... tsk."

"Eh? Miss sister? Why is there a voice from Miss sister? Hello Miss, do you want to play together hehehe?"

Regarding Jiang Li's 180-degree attitude, Lu Ang just wanted to roll his eyes. He glanced at the person who entered the room, and it turned out to be leg hair?

"Sister Hairy Legs? Why are you here?" Lu Ang said.

"It's boring, let's go, my Baiyan's power is still out tonight hahahahahaha young man, my sister will tell you in advance."

Speaking of this, Lu Ang's face became hot for a while, it was so embarrassing.

After the leg hair finished speaking, he walked away. Jiang Li had already been crushed by the other party after the leg hair finished speaking. He saw that the leg hair was gone, and kept asking, "Who is the leg hair? Young lady? Are you Do you know me? Please introduce me!"

"Hey!" Lu Ang just wanted to help his forehead, "Da Jiang, do you want to join me? Come with me tonight?"

"You old dog makes Bai Yan think of me when I'm not here, so I don't care if you introduce Miss Sister to me before I go."

"It's worth it! Introduce it!"

Every time Lu Ang formed a team with Bai Yan Lianmai, he blocked the barrage in his live broadcast room, only watched Bai Yan's, and couldn't watch Bai Yan's live stream today, so Lu Ang opened his barrage in the live broadcast room.

【Crying, crying, wanting to see Tiaotiao's face】

[Official video search on Weibo! 】

[Yeah yeah I recorded the screen on the day of the premiere and asked for resources to knock on the small window]

Lu Ang and Jiang left the fourth row. Before the parachute, Lu Ang took another look at Bai Yan's movement. Sure enough, his profile picture was gray, and he also asked for leave.

There was a teammate in the fourth row whose ID was Lin Wuhou's brainless fan. Lu Ang was annoyed when he saw it, and he beat him to death first when he landed.

Seeing this, the other teammate except Jiang Li said directly, "Brother, don't kill me, you have something to say."

"No, no, I just made a mistake, I made a mistake, hey, I was so stupid, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

After finishing speaking, Lu Ang whistled and entered the room, and searched the room while complaining, "Why is this god damn place so poor? Hey, did you find anything? If you don't find anything, let's drive away."

"Walking around, I just picked up a handful of gunpowder." Jiang Li couldn't help complaining, "You're so poor."

Lu Ang found a car and parked it on the side of the road, "Brothers, get in the car and go, thank you for being a cute little guy, thank you."

"Eh? Who is the anchor?" The confused teammate said again.

"Both of us, both."

"Ouch! Please lie down and take me away! I haven't eaten chicken this season, two big guys, it's up to you! I have a medical kit! I have a third-level armor! Who wants me to take it off for you!" the teammate said Hearing it all of a sudden became excited.

Lu Ang exclaimed, "Keep it, keep it."

He didn't have the habit of asking others for equipment, and he didn't have the habit of giving equipment to others except Bai Yan.

Lu Ang parked the car on the outskirts of P City, "You guys go search the house first and I'll stop the car." Jiang Li cursed when he heard Lu Ang say this, "I said you shouldn't have changed your name in the first place. The Jedi's first show is tailor-made for you, and you even drive a kart to play drifting..."

"Fuck? Qiu Mingshan's body? Jump...jump?" The confused teammate was not calm again.

"Low-key, low-key, I said Da Jiang, but the young lady is watching my live broadcast room, are you sure you still want to be so irritable?" Lu Ang took a cigarette in his mouth, and his words were a little blurred.

"Hey! My God, that drifting thief slipped away yesterday!" Dajiang raised his voice, and then whispered, "Young lady is really here?"

Lu Ang snorted and ignored him.

He found a place where there were a lot of abandoned cars parked, twisted and squeezed the car in, then clicked on the small map and marked a coordinate at random, and then ran to search the house.

"Someone is coming downstairs from the window on the third floor of Northeast 15. Brothers with guns should try it out. Thank you Bai Yan for the fireworks, eh? Bai Yan? Are you watching? Welcome Bai Yan."

Lu Ang was happy in his heart, but he had to keep calm on his face. After receiving Bai Yan's gift, Lu Ang was like being beaten with chicken blood. He went up with full blood, and just went up with residual blood. The others went up alone, and the others went in a team He also went up.

【Rushing to the crown and becoming a beauty】

[What the hell is a flower peacock that looks like courtship? 】

【Princes of Beacon Tower Wolf Smoke Play】

【I went to Baiyan to be a stimulant for jumping】

【agree!One lick and it explodes! 】

【Hold up the glasses, already recorded in the notebook】

Da Jiang finally couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and after he collapsed alone, he said anxiously, "Stop, stop, stop! Lu...no, jump, you don't want to be a reckless man."

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey I'm sorry I couldn't hold back, let's go brothers to outflank!"

"It's you whore!"

The three of Lu Ang and the others bagged it, and a bomb knocked down the two people who were sharing the spoils in the room. Lu Ang licked the bag and complained, "I'm not in vain for this big-hearted master, thank you little wife I don’t want ice cream, my little wife, tsk tsk tsk, I don’t want it..."

In this round, Lu Ang finally led the whole pair to eat chicken with 8 heads. After typing, he touched the phone and clicked on Bai Yan's dialog box. He laughed twice before starting to type.

Jumping: Thank you for the gift just now

After Lu Ang sent this message, Bai Yan didn't reply to him for a long time. Under Jiang Li's repeated urging, Lu Ang opened another four-row, but he was obviously absent-minded in this round, and he had to poke his phone to take a look from time to time. refresh.

Finally, when Lu Ang didn't know how many times he refreshed, Bai Yan replied to him.

Bai Yan: Huh?what gift?

Bai Yan: Are you live broadcasting?

Bai Yan: I'm sorry I haven't been to your live broadcast room for so long

Eh?Not really?Lu Ang was inexplicably disappointed, he didn't want Bai Yan to come to his live broadcast room to throw money, but if the person he likes happened to follow him, how happy he would be.

"Who just pretended to be Bai Yan and gave me a gift? You come out and let's have a chat." Lu Ang fired a shot and took all his anger on the hapless opponent.

Due to Lu Ang's bad mood, he knelt down at No.8 early, "Jiang, come on, I'm cold."

Lu Ang quit the game and said goodbye to everyone in the live broadcast room. After the broadcast, he nestled in the chair, holding the mobile phone, staring at Bai Yan's dialog box, and after clicking the screen, Lu Ang dialed Bai Yan's QQ voice call.

Bai Yan picked up the voice call right away, and the moment Lu Ang picked it up, Bai Yan said, "Is it Tiaotiao?"

"It's me, what, there are some things I told you last night, but you dropped the line, I want to tell you again now."

Bai Yan heard about what happened last night, but he didn't mention a word about what Lu Ang said about his leg hair. After hearing what Lu Ang said, he nodded, "Okay."

Lu Ang was inexplicably nervous. He lit a cigarette and took a puff before saying, "Bai Yan, I'm your fan, and I like you very much."

"It can be said that I watched you live all the way here. I know what kind of person you are, so I won't believe what others say. I also hope that you don't affect your mood because of others. I hope you I can still be the original bully, the bully who can warm others, you are in my heart, no, in the hearts of many people, you are the best."

After Bai Yan heard Lu Ang finished speaking word by word, his nose suddenly felt sore, and finally he could only say in a hoarse voice, "Thank you, thank you, I will."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Baichuan glanced at his younger brother who had red eyes, took out his phone, opened Weibo, and clicked on the private message called "Protect Little Lovely".

-Okawa: Are you making my brother unhappy?

The author has something to say:

I don't know why, bombs, pistols, submachine guns, and suppressors are muzzled?_?

Oh yeah, I forgot to change the release time of the law!fall!