The anchor next door is a thief [PUBG Mobile]

Captain: Lao Jiang, Jedi trumpet, give me a [smile]

River:! ! !

River: You want to come back? ? ! !

Captain: What a fart, why do I want your trumpet?

River: So what are you going to do? ?

Captain: Make money to support the family [smile]

River: Shit I know how much money you are fucking richer than you, idiot waiting to change the password

River: account jiang1991

River: MMluangsb666

Captain: What the hell are you. . . [middle finger]

Lu Ang closed the dialog box with Jiang Li, sat in the chair and stretched, poked the installed PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds on the computer screen and connected to the trumpet that Jiang Li threw at him.

"God fucking ID..."

Lu Ang looked at the black lines on the face of the Jedi No. [-] show, and took a screenshot and left it for Jiang Li to throw it over.

Captain: [image]

Captain: □□

River: It's just fucking good to match you [applause]

Captain: roll

Lu Ang pondered for a long time and changed his ID to Jump, youjumandIjump. He rubbed his hands and clicked on Jiangli's account to see the data.

Professional players are different. Although they are a trumpet, they are still on the ranking list. Although they are ranked 99, this has no effect on Lu Ang.

After sighing for a while, Lu Ang clicked on the leaderboard, and he saw the ID of number seven... ten on the leaderboard, Bai Yan.

Glancing at the time, Lu Ang suddenly let out a snort. He rubbed his hands and touched his pad, and muttered, "My family's Baiyan is about to start broadcasting!"

Bai Yan's real name, Xu Baiyan, used Bai Yan as his ID to broadcast live on a well-known live broadcast platform.

It is Lu Ang's greatest joy to sit on Bai Yan's broadcast at nine o'clock every night. On the one hand, he hopes that Bai Yan can broadcast for a few more time slots, but at the same time, he feels sorry for Bai Yan's live broadcast until midnight every day.

Lu Ang doesn't want Bai Yan's beautiful and clear eyes to be damaged because of the long live broadcast, and his little cutie is still growing, so it should be. Lu Ang touched a cigarette and put it in his mouth, watching It looks like it.

As soon as Bai Yan entered the live broadcast room, the barrage of [Welcome Husband] was swiped all over the screen. Bai Yan would only show his face for 30 seconds when he first entered the live broadcast.

Seeing that the densely packed words completely blocked Bai Yan's handsome face, Lu Ang was about to complain when he heard a muffled laugh from the earphone.

Laughter came to my ears, Lu Ang had already forgotten what he was going to complain about, and he laughed silly with Bai Yan.

"thank you all."

Bai Yan didn't speak after saying this, Lu Ang heard Bai Yan tear open a pack of snacks by virtue of his ability to listen to all directions.

Lu Ang grinned and typed the next line [stealing again], before sending it out, he saw the barrage frantically swiping [Xianbei!What my husband revealed is senbei! 】

"Damn it! You guys...!"

[Jump gave the host 520 konjac cool]

[Jump gave the host 520 konjac cool]

[Jump gave the host 520 konjac cool]

[Jump gave the host 520 konjac cool]

Lu Ang couldn't bear to see other people swipe one husband at a time, and angrily hit 521 waves of gifts begging for attention in one breath, attracting attention.

"Thank you for protecting the little cute Konjac Shuang, thank you."

"Thanks Cerebellar Ax for the potato chips."

Bai Yan ate the last bite of senbei, started a solo round, and flew to the Z City-Airport line in this round.

Lu Ang wondered where Bai Yan was going to jump, and with Bai Yan's habit... Lu Ang touched his chin, probably going to P City to have a shot.

Sure enough, as expected by Lu Ang, Bai Yan jumped out of the plane and went straight to P city. He swooped down and opened his parachute in one breath, and Bai Yan landed on the top floor of a three-story building.

But there was another person who fell down with Bai Yan.

Looking at the pile of supplies closest to the two of them, Bai Yan muttered, "I love your brother."

Then it was a hand-to-hand fight.

【God, I really want to be hugged by my husband with a left uppercut and a right uppercut□□233】

【My husband is so handsome when he beats up...】

[The whitewashing has been lying down and begging for a positive www! 】

[Hey, let my brother look at me! 】

Lu Ang was annoyed when he saw the barrage, but he didn't want to turn it off, for fear that he would miss something about his old love of barrage to write small yellow texts.

【Bai Yan knocked down the Tiger with a fist 123】

Kneeling and crawling on the ground until he was beaten, Bai Yan picked up the gun and shot him in the head.

【Bai Yan used a shotgun to defeat Tiger 123 with a Heart】

"Thank you Humo for the gift, thank you."

That's it, Lu Ang thought, Bai Yan is such an existence, he likes to eat snacks, he looks handsome, well-behaved and harmless, but when playing games, he has a clear mind, quick movements, and is not messy at all.

While Lu Ang was thinking, Bai Yan had already gone downstairs. After searching the house downstairs, Bai Yan carried a mini and a 98k, a third-level head, a second-level A, and a second-level bag.

Are good-looking people even favored by God?He held the pad and licked the screen with great joy, "God, can you give my Xiaobawang another [-]x lens hahahahahahahahaha."

Holding the pad, Lu Ang felt like a psychopath.

The villain with Bai Yan on his head searched rooms very quickly, and just after Lu Ang finished hahaha Bai Yan picked up an [-]x mirror.

"Hey I'll go! Thank God!"

Bai Yan quickly ran up to the roof of a three-story building and squatted in the corner, setting up his 98k.

Just at this moment, there was another clicking sound from Lu Ang's earphones, and Lu Ang lamented that it was over, Bai Yan would not be eating expired potato chips again!

Lu Ang remembered watching Bai Yan's live broadcast once, the kid was eating potato chips while playing a game, but at the end of the game, he said, "Hey my brother! Why are these potato chips expired?"

Sure enough, as soon as Lu Ang finished recalling with him, he saw the bullet screen drifting past piece by piece.

【Brother Bai Yan ate expired potato chips again! 】

【pill!Potato chips please let me go! 】

[Brother, put down that bag of potato chips! 】

[After finishing the list, the [-]th will be eaten by expired potato chips and become the [-]th list]

There was a bang, and Bai Yan shot the headshot of a thousand-mile delivery equipment, and then he heard him laughing box by box, "No, no, today's potato chips are not expired, they were opened the day before yesterday, and they are not expired. It’s okay if you can’t finish the box, thank you for the mochi.”

[The day before yesterday?Am I wrong? 】

【What should I do if my husband laughs so stupidly hahahahahaha I really want to laugh along with you】

[Box box box box box box same! 】

[Brother has been poisoned by potato chips so stupidly hurts]

Lu Ang sighed, this silly boy either eats expired food or leftover food for a few days, I really want to take care of this little idiot!

Lu Ang touched the lighter and lit a cigarette, just when the phone rang, he picked up the phone and went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet while smoking a cigarette while answering the phone.

"Master, the money from the last game has been credited to your account, please check."

"Ah."

"I said, Lu Ang, can you stop being so indifferent! I am giving you money, not asking you for money!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm hanging up..."

"Yes, yes, yes! There will be a game in six months, in Europe, a world-class competition, will you accept it? I think, God! Accept it!"

"Well, if you think it's okay, you can pick it up for me, but I only know one thing, you don't pick it up if you're in the dark, you don't pick it up if you're in politics."

"Understand, understand, don't worry, I've followed you all these years for nothing!"

"Well, you can figure it out, hang up."

Lu Ang hung up the phone without waiting for the other party to growl again. He flicked the ash and flushed the toilet out of the bathroom. He took a puff on the remaining half of the cigarette while he was sitting in the chair.

Bai Yan was already cold in the pad, he was making a double row appointment with his friend, Lu Ang rubbed his hands and poked the computer screen.

Duo, automatically match teammates, start the game.

As soon as he entered, Lu Ang saw his teammate who was disconnected. During the countdown, he jumped up and down trying to find his hands. When he was jumping happily, he caught a sharp glimpse of a man wearing a pleated skirt and a small suit jacket. man.

"Oh my god!" Lu Ang dropped an excited lit cigarette onto his lap, and hit his little brother Lu Ang. He stood up suddenly, and the chair behind him almost turned over.

Lu Ang patted his pants and pulled the chair back to its original place, holding his pad, the person next to Bai Yan is not himself and who is he!Oh shit!Lu Ang gritted his teeth angrily, this dog is more than happy!shameless!She actually asked Bai Yan to take off her clothes for him to see!

I see your mother!

Lu Ang took a deep breath, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva. In the live broadcast room, after Lu Ang confirmed that Bai Yan had turned on all the small speakers, he said, "Hi Bai Yan, I'm your fan."

But after saying these words, Bai Yan was still taking off his clothes, and ignored him, only a little underwear left!Lu Ang clicked his tongue, he felt that half of his blood had cooled down.

"Eh? Your brother! You didn't turn on all the voices?" Lu Ang coughed twice and poked the screen, "Hi Bai Yan, I'm your fan!"

After Lu Ang said this for the second time, he was so nervous that he was dying, especially what the bullet screen had brushed:

[Surprised a small fan! 】

【Bai Yan, I am also your fan! 】

[Why isn't my wife so lucky to be married to her husband! 】

【Hold high the Aries banner】

【Hold high the Aries banner】

【Hold high the Aries banner】

Lu Ang, who was holding up the white sheep banner, was upset, but he was not in the mood to care about it at this time, he was so nervous that he would die!

"Ah, hello, thank you for liking me."

Lu Ang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and suddenly felt a sense of relief, and his whole body relaxed, "You idiot, you are so nervous that you are sweating..."

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

Lu Ang watched the series of hahaha in Bai Yan's live broadcast room, and Bai Yan's burst of laughter, he just wanted to say one thing now, sorry to bother you, farewell!

In a moment of excitement, I forgot to turn off the microphone!

The moment Lu Ang slumped on the chair and sighed, the plane took off, and his teammates who had been disconnected also came up.

"Can you hear me? Where are we flying?"

"Yes, whatever, I'll follow you."

Lu Ang felt that he had no love in his life. He no longer had the face to watch Bai Yan's live broadcast, so he sighed again. Come and let me be your scavenger!"

Bai Yan, that idiot, knelt down at No.2 in the first row.