Even so, I still like you

The time thief stealthily took away two weeks, during which Zhang Yuhang was busy handing in a semester's major homework, and basically forgot about eating, drinking, and life and death, and went to sleep with a notebook every day and woke up with a notebook , together day and night, and gained an electronic wife who is closer than a mobile phone.

On a rainy evening at the end of December, Zhang Yuhang was walking out of the library to the cafeteria hungry, when the mobile phone in his pocket rang suddenly. He held an umbrella in one hand and held a book in the other, and answered without even looking at the caller ID: "Hello."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" came the dolphin voice comparable to Pavarotti in his heyday.

"..." Zhang Yuhang calmly held the phone in front of him, glanced at the screen, and then said to the sound hole, "Shen Tongguang, I'll count to three and you shut up, three, two! Okay, what's wrong?"

Shen Tongguang said in a beautiful way: "I am now dying and dying, and dying and living and dying..."

"speak English."

"My house is invaded by prehistoric creatures!"

"what?"

"One of the oldest insects on earth is in my house!"

Zhang Yuhang changed the heavy professional book to the other hand: "I hung up."

"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!" Shen Tongguang shouted six times anxiously, sounding desolate, "I mean there are cockroaches in my house!"

"Oh." Zhang Yuhang thought this person was funny, "What's the use of calling me, you call it."

"Young people, don't be so indifferent! Five stresses, four beauties and three passions, the first is the beauty of the soul; the 24-character policy is honesty and friendliness; the ancients said that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, QAQ! SOS!"

"What does QAQ mean?" Zhang Yuhang questioned the three letters that suddenly appeared in his huge conversation.

Shen Tongguang hit the nail on the head: "I'll tell you when you come to my house!"

"Actually, my thirst for knowledge is not that strong," Zhang Yuhang said coldly, "Goodbye."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and just a few steps away, the phone rang again, and when he opened it, Shen Tongguang sent him a bunch of red envelopes: Brother QAQ, QAQ brother save me, QAQ I told you don't play tricks...

Zhang Yuhang understood that QAQ is a symbol of crying, and imagining Shen Tongguang making such an expression on his face, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

He did a mental calculation on the spot, divided the spare time by the work efficiency, and finally got a relatively satisfactory figure, so he accepted these red envelopes that added up to 200 yuan, turned around and went to the school gate to take a taxi.

Fairy tales are all lies, and movies are all lies.What if you want to see me, I will definitely run away, and what my unrivaled hero will definitely come to pick me up on colorful clouds, this is not reality!The reality is that the game always uses a clever matching mechanism to PUA players. The reality is that exchanging milk tea with zero calories for sucrose is more expensive than exchanging no calories. The reality is that when it rains, your house recruits cockroaches, and you have a reliable person besides professional pest control. Can't find it!

The 24-year-old Shen Tongguang was so sad that he turned through the pitifully sparse address book from the beginning to the end again unwillingly. The whole process took less than a minute, and then he began to hesitate whether to call an errand on the software.

To be honest, he already regretted contacting Zhang Yuhang a little bit. He had made up his mind not to contact Zhang Yuhang before, but he was the one who took chances.

At this moment, there was a beeping sound of the combination lock outside the house, and then it clicked open.

The two inside and outside the house looked at each other and fell into silence.

This is a moment of silence.

Staring wide-eyed, Zhang Yuhang noticed that the messy scars on his face had almost disappeared, and he must have applied the medicine well.

"That, cough, you, that—" Shen Tongguang curled his toes tightly in embarrassment, looking for nothing to say, "You are so scary, you actually remembered my password!"

Zhang Yuhang's umbrella hadn't been put away yet, and he immediately backed out the door upon hearing this: "I'm leaving."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong!" Shen Tongguang howled ghostly, clasped his hands together and almost grabbed the ground with his head, "Hurry up! Three nests of cockroaches have been born by this time!"

Zhang Yuhang sneered: "Set the password to three, six, three, and eight, and send it smoothly. A smart thief will try it out for you after two tries."

He put away his umbrella to change his shoes, put the shopping bag in his hand on the shoe cabinet at the door, took out a pack of soda powder from it, rolled up his sleeves, walked into the kitchen to tinker for a while, and then came out with a small bowl, which he placed in the corner .

Shen Tongguang's eyes were glued to him from beginning to end: "What are you doing?"

"Let the cockroaches come out," Zhang Yuhang said without looking back, "They will die after eating soda."

Shen Tongguang was skeptical: "Will it work?"

"No need for suspects, no doubts for employers." Zhang Yuhang stood up and looked at him, and finally couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, "Shen Tongguang, can you come down from the cabinet?"

Shen Tongguang has curled up like an owl on the one-person-high cabinet for two full hours.As a waste of sports since he was a child, the only reason he was able to climb up this extremely smooth big log cabinet was the survival instinct that broke out after seeing the cockroach, but it was different when he went down.

Shen Tongguang twisted his body like a loach and struggled for 5 minutes, finally let go of his face, threw his hands up and said, "I can't get down."

Zhang Yuhang folded his hands and watched from the wall: "I see."

"help me!"

"what is the benefit?"

"Zhang Yuhang, I've figured it out. You only have one word: vulgar!" Shen Tongguang suddenly stiffened, criticizing in a rhythmic tone, "Vulgar, it's out of money's eyes! You have to remember, this is demolition, your body What flows in it is the majestic blood of socialism, not the dirty and rancid blood of capitalism!"

After speaking impassionedly, he suddenly noticed that Zhang Yuhang's eyes were a little strange, and couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, I just watched the cockroach climb up the cabinet, it has six claws, and it climbs so fast."

Shen Tongguang's pupils slammed and there was a big earthquake, he yelled, and jumped up like shit, but he sprained his feet in anxiety, and fell straight down.

At least he didn't fall headfirst from the 1.8-meter-high cabinet and suffered a concussion. Zhang Yuhang stopped him as soon as he shot, with his arm stuck around his waist and he was about to throw it. There was a slight smile on his pretty face: "I Suddenly, I also feel that I am very vulgar. Is this kind of plot of heroes saving the beauty played every day on TV? I have to change myself and refuse to stick to the rules."

"No, no, no!" Shen Tong's bald head shook like a rattle, fearing that he would let go of him if he was unhappy and fall himself, so he hurriedly hugged his thigh tremblingly, "I'm just kidding! You, Comrade Zhang Yuhang, descended to the earth, with a breeze in your sleeves, what are you doing?" They are all very fresh and refined, if you are vulgar, then I am vulgar, and vulgar is vulgar, it is the vulgar mother who opens the door for vulgarity, vulgarity is at home!"

Zhang Yuhang stared at Shen Tongguang whose eyes were bloodshot and tearful because his head was turned downward, and suddenly felt that it was very interesting to tease him, so he couldn't help but smile mischievously: "You are quite self-aware."

Shen Tongguang was suffering from hanging upside down, and when he thought about it, his old T-shirt, which was already loose and loose, slid up a lot, revealing his smooth and fleshy upper body due to not seeing the sun all year round, like white stripes in the waves, so dead. In the hands of Zhang Yuhang.

Like an electric shock, Zhang Yuhang threw him on the ground with a swipe. There was still a strange warm feeling in his palm, and he couldn't help but squeeze his fingers hard.

Shen Tongguang's back was covered with a layer of cold sweat, and he was still in shock. He simply pouted his buttocks and acted like an ostrich buried his head. A song rang out from his fragile heart: the proud roses are withering one by one, and once the heart falls, it cannot fly...

"...I'm starving to death." Zhang Yuhang recovered his strength, gave a dry cough, raised his foot and kicked him lightly, "What do you want to eat?"

Shen Tongguang's buttocks were tilted by the kick, and he fell to the ground. He said in a low voice, "Egg rice."

Zhang Yuhang spent the whole afternoon in the library. The mental exercise was extremely hard. He was so hungry that he was already starving. Fifteen taxi rides, buy vegetables and meat for the rest, don’t forget to put them in the refrigerator.”

"Really?" Shen Tongguang raised his head in surprise, "Brother, you are really nice, you can deal with him! 030, >3<!"

Zhang Yuhang ignored his Morse code, went into the kitchen to heat up a frying pan, and neatly washed two brightly colored green peppers and cut them on the chopping board.

He raised the knife in his hand, brushed the ground while cutting green peppers at a dizzying speed, thinking, Shen Tongguang is very funny, his waist is quite thin, his skin is quite slippery, and the way he cries is quite... attractive, No, nice, and no, delicious, stop.

Wait, this is wrong, this is wrong, it is not normal in terms of morality and ethics, or the theory of human reproduction.

Zhang Yuhang took a deep breath, put away the knife in his hand, looked at the chopped green peppers on the chopping board and thought, it is very bad and wrong to have such thoughts about a man who admits that he is gay.

What's even more frightening is that Zhang Yuhang found himself very calm.

The author says:

Zhang: No way, I just like to tease him, because your hearts are impure. 0.0