Even so, I still like you

When Shen Tongguang saw Zhang Yuhang for the first time, the first word he said was: "Scared."

At that time, he was carrying a large bag of high-priced solid rolls and wearing bright yellow Pikachu open-toed slippers, and was taking a shortcut home from the convenience store.

This shortcut is the place where the green leather trash bins of their old community gather, and it also serves as a gathering place for wild cats and dogs.

Anyone with a bright mind would not take this path, but for someone like Shen Tongguang who is possessed by a slacker, it is better to take a few steps less in the north wind of minus [-] degrees like a knife.

Shen Tongguang, a slender male, 24 years old, a freelancer, with [-] degrees of myopia and [-] degrees of astigmatism, braved the smelly wind and rotten air and bravely walked through the waist-high trash cans on both sides. After a while, he bumped into an obstacle and stumbled. Taking two steps back, he turned his head to look at the two long legs protruding upside down from the bucket, carefully identified them for a few seconds, and said the first line like a newborn baby who was spanked and then cried: "...scared."

On that day, Zhang Yuhang, the long-legged owner, capsized in the gutter for the first time in his smooth life.

His well-earned postgraduate qualifications were hacked away by a related family. The related family was the son of the dean of his college. Since it was related to his graduation certificate, which was as light as a feather and as heavy as Mount Tai, he had to drink with him to relieve his worries. The senior shook his head again and again, only saying: don't ask, don't tell.

Watching the senior shake his head like a fortune-teller while eating old vinegar and peanuts, Zhang Yuhang was very righteous and cared for him in addition to being sad: "Senior, aren't you appointed by Z TV station?"

The senior nodded sadly: "There is no way, if father doesn't love mother or mother, he will throw it to the two of us in the city center to collect rent. We still have to find a place where we can pay five insurances and three golds to check in."

Zhang Yuhang got a edamame stuck in his throat, felt sad, and raised his hand to order a bottle of Red Star Erguotou.His drinking capacity is at the level of a playhouse, and his eyes are full of red stars after two drinks.

The senior snatched over and blew a few mouthfuls, then received a call from his cohabiting girlfriend, unhurriedly picked up the chopsticks to pick and eat the meat in the dish, then ran away with oil on the soles of his feet.

According to the information provided by an unknown nocturnal stray Sanhua near the university town, at about [-]:[-] that night, Zhang Yuhang walked out of Brothers Good Restaurant alone, walked straight along the street, and walked into a restaurant facing the street at [-]:[-]. M borrowed the toilet and vomited in the cubicle (not forgetting to lock the door, flush, wash hands, dry, etc.), then took a shortcut at [-]:[-] and passed out drunk on the way back to school. The whole body came into close contact with some rotten vegetable leaves, egg shells, unknown liquid, and half a pomfret that was not very delicious because it was frozen and hardened.

Less than 10 minutes after wandering Sanhua left with a fish in his mouth, Shen Tongguang walked into this alley, and because of myopia, he bumped into it and let Zhang Yuhang kick him.

After saying the refined "scare", Shen Tongguang's heart was beating wildly due to the normal physiological reaction of human beings. He was about to spit out some elegant words at random, but the smell of garbage had already hit his mouth hard, so he immediately Shut your mouth tightly, turn and leave.

When Shen Tongguang walked to the entrance of the alley and found a surveillance camera with a red dot on the wall, he was deeply silent.

In the 30-second brainstorming, the incident has been fast forwarded to the news broadcast that a man was frozen to death in a trash can and the man surnamed Shen was helpless. According to the information provided by people familiar with the matter, the man surnamed Shen lived alone for a long time, withdrawn and cold-blooded, with human nature Indifferent, with anti-social character traits, whether all this is a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature, please refer to "Talking about the Law Today" for details...

Shen Tongguang learned from the pain and hurried back to the scene of the incident. He used all his strength to pull out the headlong onion, and then gritted his teeth and said the second line: "It's really heavy."

The third sentence of sincerity: "It stinks!"

A long time later, when they were already together, Zhang Yuhang asked him about his first impression of him. Shen Tongguang leaned his back against the kitchen wall and slowly backed away, fearing the gleaming boning knife in his hand, and yelled: "The pigs that have just come out of the pen are particularly heavy and smelly."

After he finished speaking, he was pressed hard on the sofa and turned up and down. It was the first time and the last time Zhang Yuhang asked this question. Anyway, I knew there was no romantic plot, only the dog couldn't spit out ivory.

Right now, Shen Tongguang can only resign himself to his fate and half-pull and half-carry the 1.8-meter-long pig up: "Hey, wake up! Where is your home? Hey!"

After asking three times in a row, Zhang Yuhang hangs his head and murmurs in a daze, "Quick, quick..."

Shen Tongguang was half a head shorter than him, so he could only struggle to pull on his down jacket hat, with veins bursting out on his forehead: "Hurry up?"

He listened intently.

"Quick..." Zhang Yuhang stood unsteadily, his head was almost pressed against his shoulder, and he whispered word by word in his ear in a legendary voice that was seven parts hoarse, two parts magnetic and one point cool, "Quick, happy!" , star, ball."

After speaking, he burped by the way.

Shen Tongguang was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas were born in heaven, but his thoughts turned suddenly, and he suddenly wondered whether this situation and this situation was a test for him from the heavens—whether a social moth like him could continue to exist and consume The meaning of earth resources?

The superstitious idealist Shen Tongguang finally dragged the other person back to his warm [-]-square-meter home. After stripping off his shoes, he threw him on the ground like a sack. Very handsome, with flushed cheeks, thick eyebrows and straight nose, eyes are eyes and mouth is mouth.

After appreciating it for a while, he went back to the house to take a shower, and when he went to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he was surprised to find that the roll paper he had just bought had been left in the trash canal.

That's only available after [-]pm on the third Saturday of each month, and each person can only buy one, solid roll at a fracture price, ah!

Shen Tongguang stared at the toilet in great pain and thought quietly at night, thinking that the camera could help a person who was freezing to death, but it would most likely not be able to help a poor person who lost a discounted solid roll.

At the same time, in the living room came the continuous snoring of a drunkard sleeping soundly.

Good people don't get rewarded, and evil is always happy. This world is really unfair!

Shen Tongguang burst into tears.

The author says:

So nervous to try a new style!The whole is relatively relaxed, and it will be a bit sour in the middle. Shen Tongguang is affected by it~ I strongly recommend to bookmark it and update it every other day! ☆彡