Yokai Amusement Park Construction Manual

goddess of love and beauty

"Chu Sixian!"

"Sirens!"

As soon as they met, one fish and one person hugged together. The two were so affectionate, and only each other was left in each other's eyes.

"I miss you so much!" Chu Sixian tilted his head and rubbed the fins on the opponent's arm, coquettishly, "You don't take others with you when you play by yourself!"

The people who came out after the siren to watch the fun were all stunned by this scene, and then there was a sound of vomiting, Bai Wei raised the phone high, and complained, "What's wrong with these two perverts?" Opening the video again Recorded the video with relish.

Aunt Twelfth was surprised to see the two people who were too affectionate, and it took a long time to react, she turned her head to look at the smug Venus, "How decent is this, you should quickly make them normal."

"No!" Venus put his hands on his hips, vowing to fight against Aunt Twelve to the end, "You are such an antique, in today's society! True love is priceless! True love is gender-neutral! Do you know that!"

"That's right!" Bai Wei, who was making a video, echoed hastily, and the phone in her hand almost touched the faces of Chu Sixian and the two of them, taking a close-up shot of the details.

"But didn't you do it? Did you like it yourself? Bad taste!" Aunt Twelfth accused angrily, walked to the side of the two who were "passionately in love", and stretched out her hand to pull Chu Sixian out of the arms of the siren , and patted the other person's cheek, "Hey!! Wake up! Little nephew! If you don't wake up, you will be eaten tofu!"

"Who are you?" Chu Sixian struggled unhappily, wanting to return to Siren's side, when suddenly his trembling eyes returned to clarity.

"What's wrong with me?" After regaining consciousness, he looked at a large group of people who suddenly appeared around him. The general idea of ​​things is found in the eyes.

Why do these people have such weird eyes... What the hell have I done?

The question mark in Chu Sixian's heart was even bigger. When he saw Bai Wei secretly putting away his phone, his eyes suddenly lit up, he stretched out his hand, and said to Bai Wei, "Show me your phone."

"What... nothing!" Unexpectedly, the other party would suddenly ask her for a mobile phone. Bai Wei, who had a ghost in her heart, quickly stuffed the mobile phone into her pocket and refused the other party's request, "I won't give it to you! I won't give it!"

Her reaction made Luo Yuqiu even more suspicious of "there is no silver 300 taels here". He asked again, and even used his identity as the head of the garden to threaten, "Give it to me quickly! Otherwise, I will cancel the game with you." Paradise's cooperation!"

"You!" The pretty girl Bai Wei was speechless, suddenly her body lightened up and one by one water polo suddenly appeared to wrap herself up, the siren swam to the water polo, reached out and snatched the phone from Bai Wei's hand, turned around and handed it to Chu Sixian .

In the next second, she heard Chu Sixian's loving "You are good or bad!"

"Ah—" Chu Sixian yelled out when he saw the video, and his body was shaking because of the plot on the phone.He covered his eyes with his hands and refused to watch the video on the phone, deceiving himself and vetoing himself, "This is not me, this is not me! Ahhh, who is trying to harm me!"

The person involved—the god of love had a smug look on his face, "You all believe that I am a god this time."

It's okay if she doesn't speak, but when she speaks, Chu Sixian immediately points the finger at him.The God of Cupid, who foolishly surrendered himself, heard Chu Sixian's punishment in the next second, "You! You were fired!"

what?

Cupid felt a thunderbolt falling from the sky, and she stared at Chu Sixian in disbelief, "As for it? I just tried it, and besides, you two are not bad?!"

"Not bad!" Chu Sixian retorted immediately.But just after he finished speaking, there was a sound in his ear, "It seems to be good!"

"Not bad..." Chu Sixian retorted again, glared at the siren with resentment, and turned to Brother Fusang, "Invite this Miss Cupid to the park and add it to the blacklist, so that she can never step into my house." amusement park."

When Cupid heard Chu Sixian say this, the complacency on his face disappeared instantly, and he panicked in a bad mood.

If she is fired here, she will be forced by the dog system to add five years of working time because of her job failure. She wants to recover her divine power early, but she is not willing to leave this shit system for an extra hour.

"Please don't! I know I'm wrong!" She hugged Chu Sixian's thigh, "President, I must work hard and be obedient! You can say whatever you want, just don't say drive me away!"

"I don't want you!" Chu Sixian brooded, "What's more, you can't do anything, Cupid? What's the use of me keeping you in the amusement park?! Don't, don't."

Chu Sixian shook his head like a rattle, asking whether he should keep her or not.No matter how much you beg, Venus wiped his tears, "I... I have other functions, you are kind, don't abandon me, wow..." As she spoke, she burst into tears, and Chu Sixian was crushed. He frowned and blocked his ears with his fingers, "Then tell me what else can you do?"

"I..." God of Love let go of Chu Sixian's thigh, walked to the fountain, scooped up a handful of water and walked to Bai Wei's side.

"You have enlarged pores, dry skin, dark circles under your eyes, and two pimples on your chin." Venus spoke out all kinds of problems on Bai Wei's face with one mouth, Bai Wei; his face turned from red to white, and finally It turned blue, his hands clenched into fists, and his teeth rattled.

She even became murderous towards the dumb god of love in front of her, shouting in her heart, "Please shut up! Shut up!"

"Come and try my water." The Eros salesman said in a tone, and threw the water in his hand to Bai Wei's face.

"What are you going to do?!" Bai Wei was really angry, staring at God of Venus, but after she finished speaking, she saw the surprised expressions of the people around her, and even Twelfth Aunt pointed at her face , "Wei Wei, your face..." "What's wrong with my face?" Bai Wei, who couldn't see any changes in herself, suddenly panicked. With the mobile phone in Renchu ​​Sixian's hand, he turned on the camera and looked at his own face.

"Ah! My face!" She exclaimed, put down her phone and looked at Cupid and asked, "How did you do it? My dark circles and acne are gone! My skin feels much better!"

"I am the god of love, but I am also the god of beauty, the goddess of love and beauty!" After being praised, the little tail of the god of love cocked up again, "as long as I use the water I blessed, it can be done."

"So amazing?!" Another exclamation sounded, but it was from Aunt Twelve. She rushed to the fountain, looked at the water in the pool, and at Venus, "Have you bless all the water here?"

"Of course." Cupid smiled triumphantly.

The second after she got the answer, Aunt Twelve turned back into a swan and jumped into the pool with a "Plop". The water really helps! My hair is so smooth!"

real? !The rest of the people rushed to the fountain one after another, and began to splash water on themselves, feeling the changes in their bodies.Only the Siren stood in place, with his arms crossed and his chest watching, watching everyone jostle and push to get water on him by the pool.Chu Sixian had a scar on his hand due to an accidental scratch. After touching the water in the fountain, he was surprised to find that the scar on his hand was gone, and his skin became tender and smooth.

A slogan flashed in his mind, "The skin that can be broken by blowing bombs is as smooth as a peeled egg." Turning around and seeing the siren who was still standing in place, he asked, "Don't you Come and try?"

"I'm handsome enough! I don't need those blessings!" The siren shook his head, and sent a radio wave at Chu Sixian.

"Uh..." How disgusting!Chu Sixian recalled the scene in the video again, made the other party look awkwardly, and said to Cupid, "Okay, then I will reluctantly keep you, the trial period is one month, and you will be responsible for blessing the spring water every day. "

"I will definitely do it!" Hearing that the principal finally let go of his promise to stay with him, Cupid immediately folded his wings and gave a military salute in a dignified manner, "I will definitely live up to your expectations!"

Whether the other party will live up to his expectations, Chu Sixian doesn't know, but he knows that the blessed water in the fountain will definitely not let him down.

In the same night, he made up a fairy tale about the holy water for beauty and posted it on the forum of the official website. At the same time, he bought some traffic and spread the legend;

Soon, he got feedback from people.

#Fake!The fountain in the amusement park is just an ordinary fountain!Nothing but a "wish granted" sound when you throw a coin into it. #

#园长热查 must be bought, have you ever seen this reported by the small media who report entertainment dog blood every day? #

These people are real! !

Chu Sixian, who read the comments one after another, smoked from his head, wishing to take back all the advertisements he sent out, and then press everyone who commented into the fountain to wash their faces!

I held a meeting for everyone overnight, "Everyone! We have been questioned! I can't bear this tone! I must get it back! Please cooperate with me to perform a magic trick tomorrow!"

Then the next morning, Cui Hua, who was the first to go downstairs to buy breakfast, saw his boss still staying at the meeting place last night, leaning against the door frame with his hands folded and snoring.

Did this person not leave overnight? !

Cui Hua slowed down and walked past the other party, and heard the sleeping Chu Sixian mutter, "No way! We didn't lie... sell for a lot of money!"

What is a miser? !Cui Hua felt that Chu Sixian was the only one.Even dreaming is making money, what else can I say?

He shook his head and walked out of the dormitory door. His shoes accidentally touched the chair Chu Sixian was sitting on, and the chair was bumped and moved.With just a slight movement of less than half a centimeter, Chu Sixian woke up with a jolt, "Work started?!"