Shengsheng

A hundred miles away, dare to speak up in public so as not to give our Principal Zhang face.

There is no one else except Liang Ganghun, who happened to be passing by with a loving lunch today to see him whispering.

He didn't expect to meet this 'old acquaintance' here again before someone sneaked over during lunch time.

He just saw that it was still early, so he planned to take a detour as usual to go to the old lady Zhang who made tofu nao in the market last time.

There were seven or eight small wild cats near Granny Zhang's stall, all of which had broken legs and one of them had no eyes.

Liang Sheng saw it by chance last time, and since then he has always liked to feed the fish intestines that those aunts and sisters-in-law in the market don't want left.

These fish intestines are not expensive, but they are all processed by him in advance, chopped into pieces, and kneaded some flour into them. It can't be seen that they are fish intestines, and they are not dirty.

Every time Liang Sheng looked at these homeless little things, he thought of a certain idiot and his former self, so he liked to show kindness when nothing happened.

Also because he comes here often these days, the old lady Zhang next to him is familiar with him, and she always smiles and asks him to come and eat tofu nao next time with a small voice.

Liang Sheng responded with a smile when he saw this, and today is of course no exception.

After feeding the wild cats with free fish intestines and fish bubbles for a long time, I turned around and saw a man in front of the alley from a distance, with the back of a proud man carrying a woman, and there were so many good things on the bicycle faucet. Wine and food.

Liang Sheng, who rolled his eyes, had an intuition in his heart that the relationship between the two men and women in front of him, whose faces he hadn't seen clearly yet, might not be easy to say.

After all, they are city men like them, especially at this age, figure, and well-dressed.

Who would be so careful and considerate of his wife outside, and couldn't help being so greasy and grotesque on such occasions, it must be more reasonable to hold a little lover in his hand.

Look at that girl again, whether it's the hang tag she secretly didn't take off under her skirt, or the pearl necklace she wears around her neck, it's all brand name.

Combining the body language and eyes of these two people's eyebrows, people with discerning eyes can naturally see through what is going on at a glance.

It's just that Comrade Liang Sheng himself is relatively superficial, a young man with no level.

So just looking at the girl who jumped into the man's backseat affectionately, she really has a thin waist and long legs. Even when her dress was outdated 15 years ago, she was still a pretty girl.

I just blew my whistle and wanted to make a detour and follow the road, and I also followed to feast my eyes before going to see my children.

And who would have thought that he bent the corner of his mouth and pedaled the three wheels to get closer, and then saw the faces of the pair of concubines who were close together from the side. The expression of Liang Sheng, who was still fooling around and peeking at the beautiful woman, immediately changed. up.

Zhang, Zhang Chengyuan, so this is the grandson?

Sitting behind that girl... grass, this bastard.

A swear word popped out of his mind, and Liang Sheng, who was following him on a tricycle, knew what was going on without thinking about it.

After all, he lived to be 26 in his previous life.

Counting the absurd half of his life, he actually encountered many people and things that left a deep impression on him.

He has never read a book, and he is always envious of the knowledge and connotation of other cultured people, but he hates only one existence among them.

That was his former adoptive father, Zhang Chengyuan.

Zhang Chengyuan and Liu Xiu are both serious teachers who have read a lot of books, and they are also regarded as his half-way relatives in name.

Provided him with food and clothing for a few days, and paid him tuition fees for more than half a year.

But Liang Sheng, who has grown up, has no so-called family relationship with them at all, let alone contacted them once over the years.

Among them, he has a slightly better attitude towards Liu Xiu.

After all, a woman from the last century who was already in a terrible and embarrassing situation had no time to care about such an unknown drag when she was not doing well.

Liang Sheng couldn't mention her the love he had for his mother, nor could he talk about the hatred he had for his enemy.

There is only a little emotion for the same degenerate people in Tianya, and sympathy for this pitiful woman who still dare not break free from her fate.

But in Liang Sheng's mind, Zhang Chengyuan was really just like those Jin Yong's martial arts novels he had read, a down-to-earth villain and a hypocrite like Yue Buqun.

There must be a reason for calling him 'Yue Buqun'.

First, it must be because Liang Sheng didn't like him in his heart and thought he was hypocritical, and second, it was because Liang Sheng didn't think of this desire to seek a child until many years later, so that Zhang Chengyuan, who didn't care about his wife, might have something similar to the legendary 'Yue Buqun' general hidden disease.

He never mentioned this matter to others, but when he was a child, he and Liu Xiu lived in the house.

Liang Sheng remembered more than once that he had seen Zhang Chengyuan get up in the middle of the night and secretly wash the sheets with a basin, and there were still strange yellow marks on the sheets.

At that time, he was still young, and he didn't understand what it meant for a normal man to get up in the middle of the night to wash the sheets and underwear soiled by his own urine.

But later when he grew up and understood human affairs, he knew why this bastard who took his own face as a big deal hid his unspeakable secret from everyone, even Liu Xiu.

"Where did I get a son of unknown origin? You are the only wife in my life. Don't I count on you to give birth to me? After buying vegetables, I will go to your place to eat at night. You are usually weak and weak. Tell me what else you want to eat, anyway, there is Jiangxian Market in front of us, let's stop by to buy it, the family will give it to the director's grouper, and I will always buy you a river carp, so that you can make you fat and fat for me to give birth to a child ..."

"Hey, whoever gave birth to you, you rascal."

"Yes, I'm a rascal, but whoever is a scholar who doesn't like a rascal doesn't like Pretty in Pink, even Mr. Zhimo and Mr. Duff also hide such elegance..."

"Hmph, talking nonsense, Principal Zhang really thinks of himself as a romantic genius..."

Just listening to the flirtatious words that this obviously inhumane but very thick-skinned color embryo said to his girlfriend, "Liang Huchong", who eavesdropped behind us with pricked ears, was a little bit amused.

He unconsciously recalled the last time he ran into Zhang Chengyuan and the child at the entrance of Pomegranate Alley for the first time.

For a moment, Liang Sheng, who was often scolded by this bastard for being a worthless bum when he was a child, really wanted to get up and lift his legs to give the old boy who was still proud of him a few feet.

At that time, because he was still worried about whether his appearance would be recognized by some former acquaintances, he was not in a hurry to show his face to Zhang Chengyuan's group.

Who would have thought that after seeing himself when he was a child, and finally stabilized, Liang Sheng discovered that his body, which had been reborn, was actually quite different from the original one.

But it's definitely not ugly to clean up and stand in the crowd.

It's just that there is a bit of thin white sickness on the face, and the original boyish face is gone, and there is an old scar on the side of the brow bone, which should be left after an accident in the previous life.

The scar is red and big, crooked like a centipede, barely visible under the hair.

Fortunately, Liang Sheng was not from a big girl's family, so it was worth it in his eyes to exchange such a little disfigured problem for a precious life.

He didn't know if this was a second-hand preparation left by God in order to send him such an out of place existence back to the past alone.

After all, if I really want to stay with the child and take care of him for a long time in the future.

With exactly the same face, it will always cause some unnecessary troubles after a long time.

And thinking like this in his heart, Liang Sheng, who was facing Zhang Chengyuan for the second time today, didn't have the thought of hiding because he was afraid of being recognized last time.

Just happened to meet each other on a narrow road, and saw that this bastard would not return home at noon, and was still here blindly courting women outside.

'Liang Huchong' who wanted to punish him simply looked at the fish guts left over from feeding the cats at the back of his tricycle, figured out a good plan, stepped on his small tricycle listlessly, and turned around from the alley. Then he faced Zhang Chengyuan again and rode over pretending to be crazy.

"Hey, it's sunny and bright, and you don't have your eyes when you walk. Look at this one on the main road, yo! This, isn't this Principal Zhang! Principal Zhang! Principal Zhang! Why are you here!"

In terms of the ability to fight back, Liang Sheng dared to be the second in this world, but no one dared to be the first.

Seeing that the two men and women whose heads and faces were covered with muddy water were splashed by him stared at him in blank dismay, they didn't dare to say anything.

On the one hand, Liang Sheng, who relied on his own face and just messed around, was overjoyed, but on the other hand, he quickly pretended to be a "fuss" and jumped off the tricycle, and with a playful smile, he took the rag under his seat and blinded Zhang Chengyuan's face and neck. Mocai opened his mouth to say hello,

"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Principal Zhang! The beautiful girl over there! Just now! It's because I don't know Mount Tai! I'm blind! It's the flood rushing into the Dragon King Temple! I really didn't expect to be able to I bumped into you here!"

"You, who the hell are you! Keep your voice down! What nonsense are you talking to me here!"

"Hey, I'm Xiaolong! Principal, you forgot! Just last time, during the festival, I called your landline to inquire about my brother's school quota next year, thanks to you, Things went well after that…”

"..."

If this is suddenly lowered, it is really hard to tell whether it is true or false for a while.

Zhang Chengyuan, who hastily disgusted and hid the rag beside him, was in the confusion of memories of Liang Sheng's embellished narration, and on the other hand, he was really a little afraid of being recognized by other acquaintances and leaders of the unit in such a messy place.

After all, his position in the school is already in short supply. Once he has a problem with his style, it will definitely not be a good thing.

Usually, he and Xiaoqinger Xiaodong would pick teahouses and fast food restaurants in the city center to steal people, and it was also because they happened to be fine at noon today that they chose to hang around near home.

Who would have thought that he would be so low-key and careful, yet let people recognize him so coincidentally, this, this is really a hell of a day.

But not too many people call his landline during the holidays, and he doesn't even remember whether a fish seller named Xiaolong ever came to him for business.

But since Liang Sheng said that and mentioned the fact that his home had installed a landline, he immediately realized that he didn't need to be afraid, so Zhang Chengyuan, who raised his eyebrows rather showy, immediately showed his usual bureaucratic attitude.

"Oh...so it was you?"

He didn't know that his deliberate pretence had already fallen into the tricks of this kind-hearted kid with a smile on his face, who was as restless as a fox.

The phony Liang Sheng pretended to be a grandson and laughed at Zhang Chengyuan, then nodded and bowed down, approached the dog and the man and began to help them bend down to help the cart to get food.

Waiting to see that delicate woman covered her nose with displeasure and muttered in a low voice, "Cheng Yuan, who is this kid who walks without eyes? How do you know him?"

Liang Sheng, who rolled his eyes, also laughed generously, and pointed to the pile of parallel cargo lanes on his tricycle with a smile.

"Hey, Miss Mei, I'm really sorry, I was too busy to say hello to Principal Zhang just now... I'm really sorry about the previous incident, I guess you are the wife of Principal Zhang, hey, you look so beautiful, and the clothes you wear are the same as those in the movie Like a star, I sent the fish over and saw it from a distance, and I thought it was Zhang Qingxia and Lin Manyu on TV, it didn't hurt you and Principal Zhang in a blink of an eye, Principal Zhang is lucky haha..."

"Heh, even if you know the goods, you sell fish in the market in front? How much do white strips and silver carp cost per catty now?"

This kind of flattery, but any woman with vanity likes to hear it.

Because Liang Sheng, a guy who pretended to be crazy and foolish, deliberately emphasized his title of Mrs. Zhang, but he felt beautiful in his heart for Xiao Dong, whose cheeks were praised as red.

Seeing this, Liang Sheng also suppressed a smile, and after throwing out all the unnutritious foreshadowing in front of him, he stood up as if flattered, rubbed his hands and answered loudly,

"Hey, Miss Mei, you like to eat white strips and carp? You should have said it earlier. Next time, let Principal Zhang go to the market and pick it up directly. We all know each other. These are not expensive goods. Most people have them during festivals. All of them can afford it... But, it’s too late to eat carp and grouper outside now. That kind of food is not nutritious enough, and it’s a supplement. In fact, the big restaurants in the provincial capital don’t want it now, and it’s only us. This kind of rural place is considered a rare thing..."

"...It's not popular anymore? So what's popular outside?"

"Dragon sausage is popular! Haven't you two heard of this good thing? It shouldn't be, President Zhang must have eaten it, right? All the famous hotels outside are crazy! This is Beijing. Fragrant Hill Restaurant, the signature dish of Nanjing Zijinshan Restaurant! I heard that it is very good. ① Last year, when US President George W. Bush visited China, he ate this dish in Beijing. The chef from Zhongnanhai stir-fried a plate for himself to take away..."

"'Dragon...dragon sausage'?"

"That's right, it's known as 'a gas station for men, a beauty salon for women', but the price is a bit expensive, but it's still comparable to groupers, and you can usually get it for 600 yuan a catty..."

Even Zhang Chengyuan usually socializes outside and has seen a lot of world affairs at the wine table. This is the first time he has heard of such a strange thing.

However, the words 'men's gas station' and 'women's beauty salon' still managed to attract the attention of him who has been keen on men's health care all year round.

But this staggering price still makes people feel retreated, but Zhang Chengyuan feels a little reasonable again when he thinks of the fact that rare goods can be lived in.

But Liang Sheng's crazy boasting tone was too realistic and attractive, and it was also because of the "boasting" that was deliberately placed in front of the words earlier.

How could the face-loving principal Zhang not be able to say in front of his little lover that he was actually not capable outside, that he hadn't even eaten such a good thing that is currently in fashion.

So after thinking about it, pushing the bicycle with his hands behind his back, and pretending to frown at Zhang Chengyuan, he simply clapped his hands, and said with a long "oh",

"Oh, I remembered, I remembered, it was really popular outside this year. Years ago, um, I just ate it with the director and the others at a dinner in the province. It tasted very good..."

When he said this, he managed to save his face as a man outside.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Dong, who had been silent all this time, suddenly pinched him, lowered his voice, leaned into his man's ear and asked with a sullen smile,

"Yo, really? You have eaten... Huh, then why didn't you take me to the restaurant to try it before... Did you pay the wages to the family who couldn't lay eggs for a few years and let me stay with you?" Eat these bran swallowing vegetables..."

"...Don't talk nonsense! This, what are these words, how could I do that, don't you understand my heart for you..."

"Then I don't care, you go and buy me some 'dragon sausage', I'm weak, but I'm short of this little tonic... Hey, it just so happens that Xiaolong isn't here, and everyone is an acquaintance, Xiaolong, then If we want to buy 'dragon sausage' now, where can we buy it in the market...'"

As soon as these words came out, the two men and women who had no idea that they had fallen into a trap looked at Liang Sheng who had been eavesdropping for a long time.

On the other hand, the eyes of the two people, pretending to clap their hands cheerfully and laughing, Comrade Liang Liar raised his finger to the back seat of his tricycle, rolled his eyes and said with a smile,

"It's a coincidence! Principal Zhang! Miss Mei! I have this ready-made! We are good friends! A fraction of half a catty will be 250 yuan for you two! What do you two think!"

The author has something to say:

① Bush Jr.’s visit to China in 2001 was a real thing, and other messes were all the play of the bastard Liang himself.

Everyone may think that his deception is very low-level. Zhang Chengyuan and Xiao Dong seem to have no brains. Although it is true that they have no brains, it is better to understand this matter in connection with the social environment at that time.

The year was 2002, Y City was not big, and health care products and telecommunication fraud had not yet spread across the country. Decreased.

At that time, I clearly remember that my grandfather cheated two oboe singers of more than 2 yuan at the door of our house. He was still very clear-headed and there was no possibility of any ecstasy. He came back and was angry for half a year. Every day, he came to the door on his bicycle and vowed to arrest people, but then he gave up when he had no other choice.

So this kind of thing really has nothing to do with your usual IQ. My grandfather is still an old teacher who has studied a lot, but he fell into the trap of the other party's words at that time, and he couldn't turn his head around.

Putting it here is considered to use evil to control evil, but this kind of thing must not be learned haha, well, I will remember to help Comrade Daliang to confiscate this serious illegal income in the next chapter, otherwise I will know in a low voice that he is If you do bad things outside, you will be angry haha.