After the cannon fodder male is bound to the system

kiss you without shutting up

A poor "unknown soldier" sneezed several times in a row before barely stopping his itchy nose. He frowned and rubbed his red nose. He looked up at Ai Ze who was obediently standing beside him,

"Banquet invitation? Schaller? Do I know him?"

"According to theory, you must not know him."

After all, it was the first time for their professor to come to Emperor Star at such a young age, but it happened that His Royal Highness Xia Le went out to study at that time, and when Yu Li got off the starship, it happened to be the time when Xia Le boarded the ship. They couldn't see each other face to face, so naturally they couldn't say they knew each other.

However, if you think about it from another angle...

Ai Ze paused and then said, "His Royal Highness Schaller has been a celebrity on the star network all year round, and now you are getting everyone's attention because of your marriage to General Ke Bai, it may be for this reason that the other party sent the invitation letter over. "

"How to say?"

Yu Li doesn't really understand the twists and turns of these big families. He has lived in Thunder Cloud Star since he was a child, and the number of insects in their family is so simple that it is clear at a glance. He, his female father and his male father live in only It can be regarded as middle-level, and it is naturally incomparable with the group of Xiongzi who talk about five and six, and are accompanied by a dozen bodyguards every time they go out.

Besides, under the compulsory influence of the two elders in the family, Yu Li was not the kind of male who likes to be lively since he was a child. In his free time, he would either play with the mecha model in front of the female father, or be pulled by the male father to play a game called chess. Stuff, as time goes by, it also develops the habit of not attending parties.

So much so that apart from participating in the collective birthday party held by the school when he was in elementary school, Yu Li has basically never participated in any banquet between males, and this is the first time he has seen someone who solemnly handed over the invitation letter like today.

But unlike Yu Li, who was a little bit small, Ai Ze attended many large and small banquets with his father before his transformation failed, and their own family also held many banquets.

So even if he is introverted and doesn't like to socialize very much, he has figured out the routines of the banquet.

Recalling the process in his mind, Ai Ze pulled the stool next to him and sat next to Yu Li to help popularize science:

"It is such a professor, the banquet is different from the general family gathering, the latter will only invite friends and relatives who are familiar and close.

But banquets are different. Most of these occasions are opened to announce what happened to your family, or just arrived in a new environment to meet new friends to stabilize your foundation, or to give your family an adult. The male sons choose suitable female attendants.But like His Royal Highness Schaller, it should be to announce that he has returned to the imperial capital. "

Ai Ze picked up the water next to him and took a sip, then said: "This kind of banquet usually invites males who are more famous in the recent imperial capital, or those males whose status has risen with the tide because of the high rank of the female emperor or female servants." Worm, it doesn't matter whether the two parties know each other or not.

Anyway, the group of males are all familiar on the surface, and they can chat with anyone, so it makes sense to invite you. "

"Is that so..."

Yu Li stroked his chin and nodded, and when Ai Ze thought that his professor had fully understood that he was ready to leave, he heard the male beside him ask:

"Then what kind of male insect do you think I am?"

"Ah? What did you say?" Ai Ze didn't realize what question Yu Li asked for a while.

"I said," Yu Li repeated patiently, "Which kind of male do you think I am? Did I become famous by myself? Or did I become famous through the female king?"

"Eh..." Staring at Yu Li's expectant eyes, Ai Ze only laughed dryly on the surface when faced with this difficult question, but in fact, the Q version of himself in his heart has already screamed into a world-famous painting .

Send a proposition!Professor, this is a proposition! !

The alarm bells were ringing in his mind, and after hearing the question in Yu Li's mouth clearly, even the self-proclaimed slick Ai Ze couldn't help but gasped.

How should he answer this? !

Said that their professors are famous by themselves?

Posts scolding Yu Li are still floating high on the homepage of Xingwang, and there are insects checking in every day, rain or shine.

So it’s not like talking about Yu Li’s “brilliant deeds” on the Starnet around the corner, bringing back the bad memories of the professor, does he still want to live? !

But if it is said that their professor is famous because of General Ke Bai... With their professor's competitive personality, it is definitely not a banquet, and it is a bit unreasonable not to make a fuss. Besides, the answer came from his mouth. He also specified that he couldn't escape the relationship...

"What's the matter with you? Is this question hard to think about?"

In fact, do you feel that you meet both conditions...

Ai Ze really wanted to say that, but with a wink, he also knew exactly what would happen to him if he said this, he scratched his head with a dry smile, and the little assistant held the folder in his hand pitifully and helplessly Cautiously said, "Then I'm not His Royal Highness Schaller, how do I know why he invited you, just ask him after you go."

It's a pity that Yu Li didn't like him, the invitation letter in his hand was lightly thrown aside, the male worm raised his eyelids and gave Ai Ze a look, "I asked you because I didn't want to go."

"Aren't you going?" Ai Ze's eyes widened when he heard the words, and he seemed surprised that Yu Li rejected His Royal Highness Xia Le. "Really? Are you really not going to go?"

But why is this?

Even if he lives in the research institute every day now, he doesn't know what's going on between those families.

But Ai Ze clearly remembers that the banquet held by His Royal Highness Schaller was really something that all the males wanted to attend. The price of one hundred thousand star coins.

Hundreds of thousands!

How nice to him...

But this is enough to see the influence of His Royal Highness Schaller in the imperial capital.

Ai Ze, who pulled himself out of the temptation of money in time, thought so.

But it was such an invitation letter that was hard to come by, and their professor actually said that he didn't want to go.

This is really hot chestnuts found in the ashes of the cold pot-strange!

Could it be that the professor was afraid that he would be compared to His Royal Highness Xia Le? After all, a few days ago, Starnet also compared the two of them together, and the result was——Yu Li couldn't even compare to Xia Le's leg hair...

What a disgusting bug!

Ai Ze became angry when he thought of this incident, and saw Yu Li knocking on the invitation letter with drooping eyes, thinking that his professor was sad and unhappy because of the comments on Starnet, and when he was about to say a few words of comfort, he saw the male worm He yawned big, "I'm really sleepy."

"Uh..." The comforting words were forced to be stuck in his throat and couldn't go up or down. This feeling was like kissing a robot bug in his arms—he was affectionate but the other party had no intention of it, and stared dissatisfiedly. After Yu Li glanced at it, Ai Ze said angrily, "Then you can go to bed, anyway, it's your vacation now, so it doesn't matter if you don't come."

"Let me just say that I'm sleepy, why are you so angry?" Yu Li was speechless, picked up the iced Americano that Ai Ze brought to him when he came next to him, and took a sip, then said: "I don't want to go because of who I am. I don’t know each other, and I don’t like that kind of occasion of mutual flattery. Everyone is hypocritical, so what’s the point of participating? It’s better to stay in the laboratory with you and get a few more bottles of medicine.”

The male nested himself in the chair, staring at the data continuously displayed on the virtual screen next to him, "They all invite famous males or high-status, isn't this just a purposeful wooing in disguise?"

"It's true," Ai Ze didn't expect this level, but he thought of the banquet he had attended before, and he pursed his mouth slightly, looking at Yu Li who was recording something in his notebook, "But generally speaking, married males Everyone will participate in this kind of banquet, the main purpose is to let everyone know their female monarch, it's like another way to declare sovereignty."

The tip of the pen paused, and Yu Li suddenly became interested in this matter, "Will the newlyweds all participate?"

"Most of them," Ai Ze held the folder and recalled the scenes he saw at the banquet before, "Some of them organize themselves, and some choose to bring their own females to the banquet. I heard from my female father before that it seems like It is an unwritten rule at the banquet that the newlywed male worm introduces his female monarch to everyone, showing how important he is in his heart, which is equivalent to an identity? Can you say that?"

The male worm scratched his head, "I'm also a little unclear."

"Um……"

The invitation letter that he had thrown aside was taken back by Yu Li again, staring at the protruding gilded words on it, he said lightly, "Anyway, no matter how you explain it, it's always a good thing to take a female gentleman, right?"

"Yeah!" Ai Ze nodded emphatically, "This kind of invitation is usually only sent to males, and then they can bring a partner in."

"Really?" Yu Li raised his eyebrows and didn't say anything more.

He just waited until after a spiritual appeasement in the evening, panting heavily, he looked up at the female next to him, thinking of the invitation letter he put in the middle of his jacket, and said, "I received an invitation letter today."

"Huh?" Ke Bai, who was lying on his back with his eyes closed, looked at Yu Li, his eyes seemed to be misty, "Invitation letter? From His Highness Schaller?"

"Yeah." Yu Li nodded, turned over on the bed and reached out to take the jacket he put on it from the chair next to him, took out the card and threw it back, "That's it, the day after tomorrow, do you want to go with me?" ?”

"Do you want to participate?"

After getting along for so many days, Ke Bai also knows that Yu Li looks carefree on the surface, can chat with anyone, and is a bit socially obsessive.

But in private, he prefers quiet places, and in his spare time, he prefers to read some books and unofficial history to pass the time. He doesn't call friends and friends every day like other males, and he doesn't go home until dawn.

Therefore, even if he had a premonition that Yu Li would receive the invitation, he never thought that the other party would actually agree to go.

After all, in that kind of occasion, although it is not noisy, it still needs to fake a fake smile with other males for several hours, and it will be exhausting after a trip.

Yu Li is also very aware of this matter, looking down at the invitation letter in his hand, the male insect licked his chapped lower lip, and for some reason he felt a little nervous, "I didn't plan to participate, but Ai Ze said... "

Yu Li cleared his throat, trying to relieve his heart that was throbbing for some reason, "Ai Ze said that generally newly married males would bring their females there, and I thought I would bring you there too, at least in the future, those males will I dare not bully you anymore."

The last sentence was almost as small as a mosquito, and the voice was very small, but General Ke Bai next to him was born with amazing hearing.

Without pulling a single word, she ran into her ears, causing the female to tremble slightly, and she couldn't help leaning in Yu Li's direction. Ke Bai's voice was trembling, "You, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing!" Yu Li, who felt ashamed and resolutely refused to say it a second time, refused to accept the female's fiery gaze.

But I also feel that this kind of self is too twitchy, and it's not something shameful, so why are you so nervous? !

however……

【Ding!Favorability increases...]

【roll! 】

The tips of his ears were so hot that his heart trembled, and he unconsciously scratched his hair twice. Yu Li took advantage of putting the invitation letter aside and said, "Ai Ze's disrespect for the female monarch is because he can't say it. Is it bad for you?! You are my queen, of course I have to protect you well, our family education is not like this.

Besides, my female father likes you so much, if I treat you badly, he will have to wring my head off, okay!Not to mention, there is still work tomorrow!sleep! "

"but……"

"Don't talk!" Yu Li closed his eyes and forced Ke Bai, who was raising his head, to the pillow.

"but……"

"Tsk, I told you not to speak!"

"but……"

His body sank suddenly, his wine-red eyes were full of surprise and the male insect turned over and pressed him up, the soft touch on his lips told him that this was not an illusion, he opened his teeth obediently, but it's a pity that the other party just tasted it, " Shut up obediently, do you understand?" Yu Li threatened while looking down at the female worm below him.

As for why it is a threat, it is because this innocent little male worm who has been single for many years and has never even watched a pornographic film was surprised to find that Ke Bai's body was trembling slightly when the two worms kissed last night, and even his hands resisted. She landed on his chest, feeling as if she wanted to push him away.

why is it like this?It must be because of fear!

The male son, who has been shaking his body since he saw his father's slippers since he was a child, is so familiar with this kind of behavior.

So much so that just now the superior chose to gag Ke Bai's mouth in this way, seeing the other party's dumbfounded appearance after being kissed by him, he consciously grasped the weakness hidden in the depths of the female insect.

Bowing his head and nibbling on Ke Bai's lips, the male was very proud, "If you talk again, I will kiss you back!"

The author says:

Yu Li: I'm such a clever little ghost ov0——

Ke Bai: I'm not talented, let's show my ugliness and tell everyone a story.

默默站在一旁的作者君翻着白眼看。感谢在2022-06-2814:49:28-2022-06-2821:45:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

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