After the cannon fodder male is bound to the system

The surprise came unexpectedly

"You really are..." Ritter looked at Yu Li who couldn't stop fingering even after getting off the bus, and felt that no adjectives could describe his current mood.

But stare blankly, after all, he is the main professor in charge of the mech design project, his eyes turned and turned back to the switch that Yu Li pressed at the beginning.

He knew very well that the optical computers currently on the market are not equipped with a special automatic camera function, let alone the automatic video editing operation behind it.

It just so happened that Yu Li stopped with tired fingers to buy a bottle of drink from the self-service vending machine next to him.

Watching the others go back to each house and look for the professors in each nest, Ritter rolled his eyes twice and still followed Yu Li. His straightforward temperament made him not beat around the bush, he patted the other person on the shoulder and asked directly :

"What program did you install on the optical brain for the one you made just now?"

"Huh?" Yu Li, who was choosing carbonated or green tea, blinked his eyes twice in confusion. After realizing Ritter's question, he said "oh", followed the other's eyes full of curiosity, raised his wrist, and pressed the button again. Pressing that unknown button, a familiar blue screen popped up, and he asked, "This is what you're talking about?"

"Yes!" Li pulled Yu Li's wrist to look up and down, then raised his head to look at him, "How did you set this up? We originally wanted to design an automatic camera function in the mech to record the battlefield. After all, it is really difficult to remember the manual switch in such a fierce environment.

But because if this thing is turned on all the time, it consumes too much energy for the mech. I don’t think you consume much energy. Is this what you designed? "

"how did you do it?"

"Does it cost a lot of materials? Is it expensive? Is it rare?"

A series of questions made Yu Li next to him a little dazed. It happened that there was a "ding" sound from the vending machine next to him, and the cans fell to the pick-up bar below.

Kneeling down to take out the drink, Yu Li got up and handed one of the cans to Ritter, looked at the starry eyes of the other party, squinted his eyes and said: "I didn't design this, so I don't understand the materials, but it should be It’s not rare, after all, my hometown is not very developed.”

"Your hometown? Leiyunxing? Customized?" The unexpected location of the renovation made Ritter couldn't help recalling the names of the more famous mechanical equipment renovation masters in his mind. It seems that none of them came from Leiyun. star.

"Don't think about it," Yu Li opened the can and moistened his throat. He raised his eyes to see that Ritter was still brainstorming there, and reached out to pat the male worm who was immersed in his own thoughts. I installed it."

"Your male father?! Are you so awesome?!"

It was another unbelievable answer, which made Ritter involuntarily ask his inner doubts before his brain could react.

As a result, without a doubt, Yu Li slapped him again.

"What do you mean?!" Father-guarding Chong was very angry, "You look down on Chong, don't you?"

"No, no," Ritter hurriedly waved his hand, "I'm just a little surprised, hey, don't be angry, I'll treat you to dinner later."

Seeing Yu Li rolling his eyes and walking forward, the male worm, who was just at the time of buoyant curiosity, followed immediately.

However, he also knew that he had said the wrong thing, and instead of being obsessed with how this small device was installed, he asked another question, "Why did your male father install such a thing on your optical brain?"

"Because he doesn't trust me," Yu Li poured the last sip of drink into his mouth, squeezed the can with his fingers slightly and threw it to the cleaning machine next to him, yawned and said lazily, "He thinks I'm easy-tempered. Offending bugs, body language is not easy to control when angry, but I also know that I am not a person who likes to actively cause trouble, so I installed this program for me."

If you can't control the other party to take you out of context, then turn yourself into a bug monitor!

It has to be said that Father Yu really had the foresight.

But this thing is really easy to use. Think about the well-trained posture of splashing dirty water on the opposite side. If there is no clarification video, I am afraid that it will not be able to wash it off.

Thinking about it this way, leaving aside his own professionalism, Ritter wanted to give himself a fix. He rolled his eyes twice, and caught up with Yu Li in front of him in three steps at a time. Is our Xiongfu busy now, let him come to the Imperial Capital to play when he has time, I will treat you with food and lodging, what do you think?"

"Get out! Who is with you?" Yu Li rolled his eyes, "It should be very busy. After I came to the imperial capital, he took my female father out for a trip. I don't know where he is now."

Ritter didn't believe it, "You didn't play a video to care about them?"

"Called, they won't pick up..."

In fact, speaking of this, Yu Li was also very speechless. When he came here, he was reluctant to take one bite, but when he got on the starship, he started packing his luggage after returning home there, and sent him a message saying, "You are already an adult. Just make up your own mind, don't keep playing videos to disturb our two-person world."

His female father even secretly stuffed hundreds of photos into the suitcase of his own male son because he was afraid that Yu Li would make excuses to say that he missed them. He said that he would take them out and take a look when he said he missed them. The hundreds of photos would last for two years. .

knock!

The more you think, the more angry you are!

Taking a deep breath, Yu Li finally concluded: "So, unless I get married, they won't come back."

"Then you're going to get married now?" Seeing Yu's father's eagerness, Ritter directly suggested without moving his mind.

"Uh……"

"Are you sick?" Yu Li felt that he rolled his eyes too much today, but it was not because he wanted to, but because the other party was too speechless, "If you say get married, get married?! You think genetic matching is Rows of fruits in the nursery?! How could it be so..."

The light brain that suddenly rang a bell on his wrist interrupted his conversation with Ritter.

His eyelashes drooped slightly, and he looked at the light brain.

A strange call?

……

"You can't do that!"

Slamming his body against the wall, Ryan looked at the cold-faced female, and his complacent look changed instantly, "You, do you want to be punished?! You..."

"boom!"

After the shot put collided with the wall, there was a loud noise, which directly interrupted Ryan's harsh words before he had time to finish.

Seeing the female worm dodging in embarrassment, Ke Bai sneered, "Count me!"

He casually picked up the dumbbell used in strength training next to him. It was about twenty catties, not too heavy. He shook it lightly twice in his hand. He raised his eyelids and looked at Ryan, "Do you have to come with me?"

"Don't worry, this thing won't hit your head, after all, I just want to have a good fight with you... that's all!"

The dumbbells slowly rolled to the center of the training hall by inertia, and slowly took off the outer uniform jacket and threw it aside, Ke Bai reached out and pulled the tie around his neck twice.

"Ke Bai! Ke Bai, you have to know that if the commander knows... poof—"

The severe pain in his stomach made Ryan's mind go blank. Before he had time to finish his words, he was completely forgotten. He instinctively stretched out his fist to fight back, but after being dodged by Ke Bai, he directly pulled his arm and twisted and overwhelmed him to the ground. There was an intimate contact between the cheek and the rough ground, and the arms struggled to get rid of Ke Bai's restraint.

It’s just that without systematic training for a long time, facing Ke Bai who just came back from the battlefield, he was completely overwhelmed. Fell in the corner next to it.

The smell of blood in his mouth was full, and his vision was gradually blurred. He looked at Ke Bai who was slowly adjusting his cuffs in front of him. In a trance, he seemed to have returned to the era when he was completely crushed by Ke Bai, and his panting became louder and louder. The jealousy in his heart was getting more and more full, and he couldn't help laughing twice. He looked at Ke Bai and said, "It's useless if you hit me, the ID card has already been sent to the authority open center, you know, female It’s not as expensive as the male worm, and the card will be activated as soon as you swipe the card, maybe you’ve been matched with some bad old man now!”

Thinking about it this way, it seemed that he was not so angry after being beaten.

Ryan gently squeezed the wound at the corner of his mouth with his fingers. The wound is healing rapidly under the powerful repair ability. Thinking of the video he saw on the Star Network just now, he slowly stood up from the ground, "Ke Bai, you always feel that you are better than me." I am strong, you are lofty, you are proud, you look down on me, saying that even my bones are weak in front of males, but now, look at yourself, what is so good about you?!"

He looked up at Ke Bai, "Actually, I regret it too. You know that the male worm you're looking at is so trash, I might as well not design it so that you can just lick him and become the female servant of that male worm." Wouldn't it be more fun. You can treat a male with such a low quality of character as a treasure, and you will do everything possible to get over it."

"Actually, you are a good match for him. One is pretending, the other is arrogant. How about I pray for you and match up with that male? Oh no," Ryan pretended to be distressed, "I almost forgot, The other party hasn't passed the metamorphosis period yet, it seems that your dream of becoming a dog licking dog is doomed to fail, but it doesn't matter, it's okay to change... um—"

The sharp pain in his shoulder made Ryan speechless in pain, and Ke Bai on the opposite side twitched the corner of his mouth mockingly with his pale face, "Say, aren't you good at talking? Go on,"

The scarlet tongue slightly hooked the corner of the mouth, the male worm with his back to the sun, the smile on his face seemed to be mixed with madness, "Speak more while you can."

He really wanted to kill himself!

A great sense of fear enveloped Ryan's whole body in an instant, and his lips trembled uncontrollably, but even so, he still didn't want to make Ke Bai happy.

Suppressing the pain in his shoulders and the fear in his heart, Ryan stared at Ke Bai in front of him, "What? I got it wrong, hehe, but what can I do?"

Ryan licked his chapped lips, took a breath, and continued, "Even the God of Worms won't help you, and you want to choose the hero yourself? You're dreaming!"

"Ke Bai, you deserve it..."

What he hadn't finished speaking was interrupted by Ke Bai's light brain ringing suddenly, there was no ripple in his wine red eyes, and Ke Bai connected the phone;

"Dear General Ke Bai, I am very pleased to inform you that within an hour after the gene permission was opened, a very good male was successfully matched, name: Yu Li, genetic matching rate: [-]%, Yu Li Mr.’s information will be sent to you within an hour, please follow your future hero to the registration center to register your marriage within seven days, congratulations again, the AI ​​intelligent voice is here to wish you a happy marriage in advance!”

"I wish you a happy marriage!"

"Happy wedding!"

"quick……"

Unconsciously, he took his right hand away from the hilt of his sword and looked at the communication interface that automatically hung up. Ke Bai, who was about to stab Ryan twice and four holes, was completely stunned.

The author says:

Ke Bai: The surprise came a little unexpectedly, let me take it easy.

Ryan, who laughed halfway: I suddenly don't know if I should be proud or not.

Yu Li: Am I getting married? !My mouth is so smart? ! ov0;

System: Excited, the last battery completely leaked out, and had to return to the factory for repair.

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Pre-receipt copy:

Gu Xingze crossed over while sleeping, and was bound to a fast travel system. He was told that he could only return to the original world by rescuing and defeating villains in various worlds and earning corresponding points.

Gu Xingze: All right, idleness is idleness anyway.

System: This host is very cooperative and obedient!I really like!

Only later, seeing the host who was protecting the villain behind him and facing the rogue by himself, the system: May I ask what are you holding in your hand?

Gu Xingze: Can't you see it?My soul sword.

System: This TM is the modern world, take out a sword from the dantian, do you think you are juggling? !

Fortunately, this host is too obedient. Looking at Gu Xingze who obediently took back the sword, the system breathed a sigh of relief, but before he was happy for a long time, in the next world, looking at the host who was an enemy of the Three Realms for the villain, the system : Can you tell me what's on the top of your head?

Gu Xingze: Fighters, I just collected them in the last world.

System: Have you ever thought about taking out a row of fighter jets in the battle between gods and demons and playing a fart? !

In the end, seeing the rumors from the outside world that he was ruthless and merciless, that the villainous big BOSS, who would destroy the world, followed Gu Xingze like a puppy, the system: Forget it, is there anything else in this world that I haven't seen before?

#On what should I do if my host always doesn't come out according to common sense? !

#Where did his stuff come from? !

#My host has special strategy skills;

#Gu Xingze, a new generation of villain harvesters;

Go with the situation and let nature take its course. Collection addicted boss Gong × personality with ever-changing self-reliance, milk wolf double cultivation fragments;

small theater:

System: Did you see that villain in front?save him!Take care of him!

Gu Xingze: It is better to teach people how to fish than to give them fish, kid, do you want to become stronger?

System: Looking at the villain who is striding outside on a hot day, and Gu Xingze eating iced watermelon in the air-conditioned room, System: You are fucking lazy!Stop making excuses!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!