wait a minute, i have a temper
Chapter 45
I weigh 120 catties, a total of [-], give me the money!
Yan Ze laughed out loud looking at Jiang Duoliang, but then saw a person walking not far away.
Yan Ze remembered that he was the owner of a small stall on the side of the road. The owner came over and said, "Seeing that you guys are having a good time, what do you want for dinner?"
"What do you have, seafood?" Yan Ze put the juice on the small table and said.
"Seafood is definitely available. It depends on how it is cooked. There are also skewers." The boss took out a list from nowhere and handed it to Yan Ze.
Yan Ze looked at it and asked, "Did you grill the skewers yourself?"
"Yes." The boss was a little surprised, "You can bake it yourself, or we can bake it for you."
Yan Ze asked Su Boyu: "Can you grill skewers?"
"It's okay." Su Boyu said.
"We bake it ourselves." Yan Ze returned the list to the boss.
When Yan Ze waited for them to finish playing, the night had already darkened. After Yan Ze told them about the skewers, they all agreed.
"It's very good! The sea breeze is blowing by the sea, eating barbecue." Yu Tao said after changing his surfing suit.
Yan Ze went to heat up the fire first, and the others followed suit to skewer the food, and Su Boyu took it to roast, and the division of labor between the several people was clear.
Yan Ze sat next to him and watched Su Boyu barbecue, and said, "You know everything."
Su Boyu skillfully turned the mutton skewers over and said, "Of course."
Soon the kebabs were ready, Su Boyu handed Yan Ze a freshly baked kebab, and brought the rest to the table. Yan Ze praised Su Boyu while eating the kebabs that were burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
Yu Tao took a bite and was full of praise: "It's delicious, you can even sell it."
"What do you mean I can sell it? Please explain clearly." Su Boyu laughed.
Everyone also laughed.
Yan Ze said while eating: "Even if you dare to sell it, who will dare to buy it?"
Yu Tao booed: "That's what I said, if Boyu really sells, the basketball courts are probably the ones our school wants to buy."
"Hahaha.."
"Ai ai ai, what are you talking about here? I'm selling my skills, not my body." Su Boyu couldn't help explaining.
Jiang Duoliang said: "It's okay, even if you sell yourself, if they don't buy it, I will."
Su Boyu smiled, "I won't sell it!"
"Hahaha.."
Yu Tao joked: "Then who do you want to sell to?"
"Who are you selling it to?" Su Boyu looked at Yan Ze who lowered his head and gnawed on the skewers, "Would you buy it? It's not expensive."
"Wow..." Everyone booed.
Yan Ze raised his head, "How much is a catty?"
"Hahaha..." There was another burst of laughter.
Su Boyu also laughed, "No matter what, it's more expensive than pork."
Yan Ze made a final decision, "That's it, the price of pork is 15 yuan a catty."
Yu Tao clicked his tongue a few times, "Boyu is too pitiful, it's only worth the price of pork."
But Su Boyu stretched out his hand and reached out to Yan Ze, "I'm 120 catties, and the total is six hundred, here's the money."
Yan Ze did not bargain, took out his mobile phone and transferred six hundred to Su Boyu, Yu Tao and the others watched this wave of operations with wide eyes.
Su Boyu was also polite, and directly turned on his mobile phone to collect the money, "Okay, I will be yours from now on."
Yan Ze showed the transfer record to Jiang Duoliang and the others, "This rice cooker will be mine from now on. If you are disobedient and break an arm and two legs, you can't protect him."
Jiang Duoliang took the lead and said, "We testify!"
Yu Tao and Liu Hu clicked their tongues one after another: "These two rivals lived in the same room last night, why did they still smell sour of love?"
Yan Ze saw that they were thinking in the wrong direction again, and took the initiative to change the subject, "Stop being around, is there any beer?"
"How can there be no such delicious skewers..." Liu Hu set his sights on the whole box of beer not far away, "Damn it, there really are."
So everyone started drinking beer again, and Liu Hu sang directly with the wine bottle as a microphone.
After everyone present, only Su Boyu and Jiang Duoliang were awake, they carried the rest back to the hotel.
Yan Ze was brought into the room by Su Boyu, Yan Ze was dizzy and dishonest, and was finally dragged to the bed by Su Boyu.
Su Boyu went to the bathroom to get a wet towel, walked to Yan Ze's side, unbuttoned him and began to wipe.
But Yan Ze felt very uncomfortable, he pushed Su Boyu's hand away and said, "I'm not drunk, go away, I'll wash myself."
Su Boyu didn't stop moving, he sneered: "Everyone who is drunk says they are not drunk."
Yan Ze wanted to kick Su Boyu away, but accidentally kicked under Su Boyu...
I saw Su Boyu froze beside the bed, clenched his fists, and took a long time to take a breath.
Yan Ze was stunned and knew that he had kicked where he shouldn't have kicked, so he immediately calmed down and lay there motionless.
Su Boyu sighed: "Yan Ze, Yan Ze, you really killed me."
After speaking, he continued to help Yan Ze wipe it off.
The journey ended soon, several people bid farewell to each other at the airport, Su Boyu and Yan Ze lived in the same neighborhood, took a taxi together and got on the elevator together.
As the elevator went up, Su Boyu said to Yan Ze: "If you miss me, contact me anytime."
Yan Ze gave him a white look: "Whoever misses you will contact you."
Su Boyu shrugged: "It doesn't matter, I have already sold it to you, and you have to be responsible to me."
Yan Ze was speechless, he got off the elevator and left.
After returning home for dinner, Yan Ze received a message.
[Hai Haisu: Have you eaten yet? 】
It took a while for Yan Ze to reply slowly: "Master, how about you?" He also attached a picture of today's dinner.
Then the topic started.. In this point, Yan Ze unknowingly got close to Su Boyu. He threw away his phone and got ready to sleep.
In the next few days, everyone also got together when they had nothing to do. When it was the hottest time, everyone was willing to stay at home and enjoy the comfortable cool breeze of the air conditioner.
So the meeting naturally changed to an online chat.
[Yu Taotao: Let's go out and play once the dog days are over! 】
[Xiao Jiang is not very bright: No, I haven't recovered from surfing last time. 】
[yz: This physical strength is not enough. 】
[Xiao Jiang is not very bright: T_T is Liu Hu who kicked me in the sea while I was not paying attention. 】
[Yu Taotao: I remembered, his kick happened to be on Jiang Duoliang's stomach. 】
[yz: Liu Hu disappeared these days? 】
[Yu Taotao: Maybe he is as cold as Su Boyu. 】
[Hai Haisu: Am I cold? 】
[Xiao Jiang is not very bright: "I'll go! When did you show up."]
Everyone chatted for a while, until Yu Tao wanted to call Liu Hu.
However, Liu Hu said that something happened at home recently, so he could only go home to help, instead of checking his mobile phone from time to time.
Yu Tao immediately became anxious: "Dahu, why don't you tell us about this matter! Anyway, we have nothing to do, why don't we go and help?"
Liu Hu faltered in the group: "No, the ice cream we opened has gone to a few delivery people, and my family is the only one, so I don't cooperate with takeaway delivery companies. I have to go back and help deliver the goods."
Soon a few people in the group replied.
[yz: Anyway, I have nothing to do, so go play with me? 】
【Haidisu: Okay, I'll go too. 】
[Xiao Jiang is not very bright: That's right, now I'm seeing outsiders again! 】Liu Hu didn't want to bother them at first, but now he agrees emotionally. He said in the group: That's fine!With your help, I won't be tired. "
The few of them quickly arrived at Liu Hu's hometown the next day. Looking at the brothers, Liu Hu was naturally very happy. He smiled and distributed ice cream to everyone.
"Dahu, what do we need to do?" Yan Ze looked at so many motorcycles in front of him and asked.
"Delivery, I will send ice cream and ice cream to customers soon, and the address will be sent to your mobile phone soon." Liu Hu introduced, "Can you ride?"
Yu Tao looked disdainful: "Hmph, who do you look down on? Who can't ride a motorcycle these days?"
"I don't know who has been afraid to go on the road during the Chinese New Year." Yan Ze said lightly.
Jiang Duoliang couldn't stop laughing. They all remembered that Yu Tao bought a car and kept showing it off, but he didn't dare to ride it.
After a few days of delivery, everyone is familiar with the road conditions here.
During a day's rest, Yu Tao cheerfully suggested: "How about we compete with who can run faster?"
"Actually... this motorcycle is very flexible, but it's not as good as the speed. Safety is the most important thing." Jiang Duoliang interjected.
Su Boyu, who usually doesn't interrupt much, also interjected: "I also think it's not very good. People in this place don't have a strong sense of traffic lights."
Yu Tao patted himself on the chest: "Believe in my buddy's skills! Nothing will happen to these few avenues."
Yan Ze waved his hand: "What can be the matter? Put on the helmet and be careful."
Yu Tao's competitive spirit had long been ignited, "Okay, get ready to go!"
The five of them rode motorcycles and were ready to go, not only because of the attraction of motorcycles to men, but also because of men's natural desire to win.
"boom--"
Four motorcycles scrambled out, and the wind brought up dust on the ground.
Liu Hu started the car first, and Jiang Duoliang wanted to interrupt to remind everyone to pay attention to safety, but the four of them had already started on the road one after another.
"Really!" Jiang Duoliang gritted his teeth and followed.
On the way, Yan Ze had already picked up the goods and was waiting at a traffic light intersection.
"3, 2, 1." The green light is on.
Yan Ze immediately started the car and drove out, but an old motorcycle on the opposite side drove towards him on a rampage.
What the hell!
Something bad flashed in Yan Ze's mind, but there were people all around, if he made a sudden turn, he might hit other people, but seeing that the car was about to hit him, he didn't have the slightest intention to stop.
So Yan Ze immediately stepped on the brakes to minimize the damage.The wheels made a black mark on the ground, and the hissing sound of friction resounded throughout the intersection.
"Oh!"
The car on the opposite side crashed into Yan Ze's motorcycle. Although Yan Ze tried his best to minimize the impact on himself, his leg was still crushed. The impact after the impact made him dizzy for a short time.
The ice cream in the back box of the motorcycle was scattered all over the floor. I guess my mission was in vain.
When Yan Ze was still thinking about how much ice cream was lost, the owner of that car ran over in a hurry.
Yan Ze laughed out loud looking at Jiang Duoliang, but then saw a person walking not far away.
Yan Ze remembered that he was the owner of a small stall on the side of the road. The owner came over and said, "Seeing that you guys are having a good time, what do you want for dinner?"
"What do you have, seafood?" Yan Ze put the juice on the small table and said.
"Seafood is definitely available. It depends on how it is cooked. There are also skewers." The boss took out a list from nowhere and handed it to Yan Ze.
Yan Ze looked at it and asked, "Did you grill the skewers yourself?"
"Yes." The boss was a little surprised, "You can bake it yourself, or we can bake it for you."
Yan Ze asked Su Boyu: "Can you grill skewers?"
"It's okay." Su Boyu said.
"We bake it ourselves." Yan Ze returned the list to the boss.
When Yan Ze waited for them to finish playing, the night had already darkened. After Yan Ze told them about the skewers, they all agreed.
"It's very good! The sea breeze is blowing by the sea, eating barbecue." Yu Tao said after changing his surfing suit.
Yan Ze went to heat up the fire first, and the others followed suit to skewer the food, and Su Boyu took it to roast, and the division of labor between the several people was clear.
Yan Ze sat next to him and watched Su Boyu barbecue, and said, "You know everything."
Su Boyu skillfully turned the mutton skewers over and said, "Of course."
Soon the kebabs were ready, Su Boyu handed Yan Ze a freshly baked kebab, and brought the rest to the table. Yan Ze praised Su Boyu while eating the kebabs that were burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
Yu Tao took a bite and was full of praise: "It's delicious, you can even sell it."
"What do you mean I can sell it? Please explain clearly." Su Boyu laughed.
Everyone also laughed.
Yan Ze said while eating: "Even if you dare to sell it, who will dare to buy it?"
Yu Tao booed: "That's what I said, if Boyu really sells, the basketball courts are probably the ones our school wants to buy."
"Hahaha.."
"Ai ai ai, what are you talking about here? I'm selling my skills, not my body." Su Boyu couldn't help explaining.
Jiang Duoliang said: "It's okay, even if you sell yourself, if they don't buy it, I will."
Su Boyu smiled, "I won't sell it!"
"Hahaha.."
Yu Tao joked: "Then who do you want to sell to?"
"Who are you selling it to?" Su Boyu looked at Yan Ze who lowered his head and gnawed on the skewers, "Would you buy it? It's not expensive."
"Wow..." Everyone booed.
Yan Ze raised his head, "How much is a catty?"
"Hahaha..." There was another burst of laughter.
Su Boyu also laughed, "No matter what, it's more expensive than pork."
Yan Ze made a final decision, "That's it, the price of pork is 15 yuan a catty."
Yu Tao clicked his tongue a few times, "Boyu is too pitiful, it's only worth the price of pork."
But Su Boyu stretched out his hand and reached out to Yan Ze, "I'm 120 catties, and the total is six hundred, here's the money."
Yan Ze did not bargain, took out his mobile phone and transferred six hundred to Su Boyu, Yu Tao and the others watched this wave of operations with wide eyes.
Su Boyu was also polite, and directly turned on his mobile phone to collect the money, "Okay, I will be yours from now on."
Yan Ze showed the transfer record to Jiang Duoliang and the others, "This rice cooker will be mine from now on. If you are disobedient and break an arm and two legs, you can't protect him."
Jiang Duoliang took the lead and said, "We testify!"
Yu Tao and Liu Hu clicked their tongues one after another: "These two rivals lived in the same room last night, why did they still smell sour of love?"
Yan Ze saw that they were thinking in the wrong direction again, and took the initiative to change the subject, "Stop being around, is there any beer?"
"How can there be no such delicious skewers..." Liu Hu set his sights on the whole box of beer not far away, "Damn it, there really are."
So everyone started drinking beer again, and Liu Hu sang directly with the wine bottle as a microphone.
After everyone present, only Su Boyu and Jiang Duoliang were awake, they carried the rest back to the hotel.
Yan Ze was brought into the room by Su Boyu, Yan Ze was dizzy and dishonest, and was finally dragged to the bed by Su Boyu.
Su Boyu went to the bathroom to get a wet towel, walked to Yan Ze's side, unbuttoned him and began to wipe.
But Yan Ze felt very uncomfortable, he pushed Su Boyu's hand away and said, "I'm not drunk, go away, I'll wash myself."
Su Boyu didn't stop moving, he sneered: "Everyone who is drunk says they are not drunk."
Yan Ze wanted to kick Su Boyu away, but accidentally kicked under Su Boyu...
I saw Su Boyu froze beside the bed, clenched his fists, and took a long time to take a breath.
Yan Ze was stunned and knew that he had kicked where he shouldn't have kicked, so he immediately calmed down and lay there motionless.
Su Boyu sighed: "Yan Ze, Yan Ze, you really killed me."
After speaking, he continued to help Yan Ze wipe it off.
The journey ended soon, several people bid farewell to each other at the airport, Su Boyu and Yan Ze lived in the same neighborhood, took a taxi together and got on the elevator together.
As the elevator went up, Su Boyu said to Yan Ze: "If you miss me, contact me anytime."
Yan Ze gave him a white look: "Whoever misses you will contact you."
Su Boyu shrugged: "It doesn't matter, I have already sold it to you, and you have to be responsible to me."
Yan Ze was speechless, he got off the elevator and left.
After returning home for dinner, Yan Ze received a message.
[Hai Haisu: Have you eaten yet? 】
It took a while for Yan Ze to reply slowly: "Master, how about you?" He also attached a picture of today's dinner.
Then the topic started.. In this point, Yan Ze unknowingly got close to Su Boyu. He threw away his phone and got ready to sleep.
In the next few days, everyone also got together when they had nothing to do. When it was the hottest time, everyone was willing to stay at home and enjoy the comfortable cool breeze of the air conditioner.
So the meeting naturally changed to an online chat.
[Yu Taotao: Let's go out and play once the dog days are over! 】
[Xiao Jiang is not very bright: No, I haven't recovered from surfing last time. 】
[yz: This physical strength is not enough. 】
[Xiao Jiang is not very bright: T_T is Liu Hu who kicked me in the sea while I was not paying attention. 】
[Yu Taotao: I remembered, his kick happened to be on Jiang Duoliang's stomach. 】
[yz: Liu Hu disappeared these days? 】
[Yu Taotao: Maybe he is as cold as Su Boyu. 】
[Hai Haisu: Am I cold? 】
[Xiao Jiang is not very bright: "I'll go! When did you show up."]
Everyone chatted for a while, until Yu Tao wanted to call Liu Hu.
However, Liu Hu said that something happened at home recently, so he could only go home to help, instead of checking his mobile phone from time to time.
Yu Tao immediately became anxious: "Dahu, why don't you tell us about this matter! Anyway, we have nothing to do, why don't we go and help?"
Liu Hu faltered in the group: "No, the ice cream we opened has gone to a few delivery people, and my family is the only one, so I don't cooperate with takeaway delivery companies. I have to go back and help deliver the goods."
Soon a few people in the group replied.
[yz: Anyway, I have nothing to do, so go play with me? 】
【Haidisu: Okay, I'll go too. 】
[Xiao Jiang is not very bright: That's right, now I'm seeing outsiders again! 】Liu Hu didn't want to bother them at first, but now he agrees emotionally. He said in the group: That's fine!With your help, I won't be tired. "
The few of them quickly arrived at Liu Hu's hometown the next day. Looking at the brothers, Liu Hu was naturally very happy. He smiled and distributed ice cream to everyone.
"Dahu, what do we need to do?" Yan Ze looked at so many motorcycles in front of him and asked.
"Delivery, I will send ice cream and ice cream to customers soon, and the address will be sent to your mobile phone soon." Liu Hu introduced, "Can you ride?"
Yu Tao looked disdainful: "Hmph, who do you look down on? Who can't ride a motorcycle these days?"
"I don't know who has been afraid to go on the road during the Chinese New Year." Yan Ze said lightly.
Jiang Duoliang couldn't stop laughing. They all remembered that Yu Tao bought a car and kept showing it off, but he didn't dare to ride it.
After a few days of delivery, everyone is familiar with the road conditions here.
During a day's rest, Yu Tao cheerfully suggested: "How about we compete with who can run faster?"
"Actually... this motorcycle is very flexible, but it's not as good as the speed. Safety is the most important thing." Jiang Duoliang interjected.
Su Boyu, who usually doesn't interrupt much, also interjected: "I also think it's not very good. People in this place don't have a strong sense of traffic lights."
Yu Tao patted himself on the chest: "Believe in my buddy's skills! Nothing will happen to these few avenues."
Yan Ze waved his hand: "What can be the matter? Put on the helmet and be careful."
Yu Tao's competitive spirit had long been ignited, "Okay, get ready to go!"
The five of them rode motorcycles and were ready to go, not only because of the attraction of motorcycles to men, but also because of men's natural desire to win.
"boom--"
Four motorcycles scrambled out, and the wind brought up dust on the ground.
Liu Hu started the car first, and Jiang Duoliang wanted to interrupt to remind everyone to pay attention to safety, but the four of them had already started on the road one after another.
"Really!" Jiang Duoliang gritted his teeth and followed.
On the way, Yan Ze had already picked up the goods and was waiting at a traffic light intersection.
"3, 2, 1." The green light is on.
Yan Ze immediately started the car and drove out, but an old motorcycle on the opposite side drove towards him on a rampage.
What the hell!
Something bad flashed in Yan Ze's mind, but there were people all around, if he made a sudden turn, he might hit other people, but seeing that the car was about to hit him, he didn't have the slightest intention to stop.
So Yan Ze immediately stepped on the brakes to minimize the damage.The wheels made a black mark on the ground, and the hissing sound of friction resounded throughout the intersection.
"Oh!"
The car on the opposite side crashed into Yan Ze's motorcycle. Although Yan Ze tried his best to minimize the impact on himself, his leg was still crushed. The impact after the impact made him dizzy for a short time.
The ice cream in the back box of the motorcycle was scattered all over the floor. I guess my mission was in vain.
When Yan Ze was still thinking about how much ice cream was lost, the owner of that car ran over in a hurry.
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