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Shen Yuzhu called Liu Xi, and a row of small wine jars were quickly placed on the table.

Xie Yuan didn't have a chance to drink this wine before, and he didn't see it. Now that he saw it, Xie Yuan couldn't help but be speechless.

"Master Liu's family...a lot of wine."

Not only are there many, but they are all high-quality wines, several of which are very expensive and rare.

Shen Yuzhu unsealed an altar, poured him a glass, and the aroma of the wine overflowed, "There are also a lot of tribute wine in the palace, you can drink whatever you like."

In terms of wine storage, the wine cellar in the palace has no less wine than Mr. Liu's, but Shen Yuzhu usually doesn't have the habit of drinking, so he usually uses it in various palace banquets.

Xie Yuanshi took a sip of the wine in the glass and asked, "Really?"

Shen Yuzhu nodded, of course it was true, but when he saw Xie Yuanshi's eyes, he thought of teasing him again, and said, "It's fake."

Xie Yuanshi: "?"

Shen Yuzhu pinched his cheek: "Drinking alcohol hurts your health, drink less."

Xie Yuanshi couldn't see that he was teasing him, but he followed his words, "You asked Eunuch Liu to put all the wine on the table."

There was still a row of wine jars in front of him.

"It's all here. You can taste it all. After drinking all of these, are you planning to get drunk for a month?"

Xie Yuanshi drank all the wine in the wine glass and said, "It's not impossible."

Shen Yuzhu: "Huh?"

Xie Yuanshi pretended not to say anything: "Ah, this wine is really good."

He poured out another jar and tasted it: "This one is delicious too! This one smells so good."

Shen Yuzhu was sincere this time: "Drinking mixed drinks is the easiest way to get drunk, take it easy, don't hurt your stomach."

Xie Yuanshi drank several cups, put his arms on the table, rested his head on his arms, his eyes seemed to have light when he looked over.

Shen Yuzhu's heart was in a mess, and he stroked his hair, "I'll take leave tomorrow, and I'll accompany you, drink whatever you want."

"When I first drank, you were not as generous as you are now." Xie Yuanshi sighed.

Shen Yuzhu: "Do you still remember?"

Xie Yuanshi not only remembered, but also clearly remembered the cause and effect: "I remember, the time I followed you and the Tai Tuo to Huzhou to investigate the corruption case."

The governor of Huzhou at that time hosted a banquet to welcome them. During the meeting, the old matriarch Zhong and the governor chatted and laughed happily. Shen Yuzhu followed the matriarch to study, especially he was not familiar with these interstate official exchanges. Most of the time he was observing and flattering He would only occasionally reply lukewarmly when he was flattering, and otherwise he was paying attention to Xie Yuan.

During the banquet, someone offered a toast to Xie Yuanshi. Xie Yuanshi smelled the aroma and wanted to taste it all the time, but Shen Yuzhu had told him before the banquet, so he would not drink at all.

That night, Xie Yuanshi sat cross-legged on the bed, and asked Shen Yuzhu: "What does wine taste like? Does it smell as good as him? Why can't I drink it? My parents won't let me drink it. When will I be able to drink it?" Try it?"

The corruption case was investigated for more than a month. On the day of leaving, Shen Yuzhu bought a small jar of rice wine from the street and asked Xie Yuanshi to taste it.

Xie Yuanshi happily watched him pour a small cup, and then he took it...

A chopstick with wine on it.

Xie Yuanshi: "..."

Xie Yuanshi's voice seemed to overlap with that of a few years ago: "You are stingy!"

Shen Yuzhu held his hand that poked him in trouble, and retorted: "I'm not stingy, I won't let you drink it, didn't I buy rice wine for you to taste at that time?"

Xie Yuanshi rested one arm on his pillow, raised the other arm, poked Shen Yuzhu's arm with his index finger complaining dissatisfaction.

"Is that called tasting? You obviously only gave me a chopstick!"

Shen Yuzhu: "Taste the taste with chopsticks, it's not afraid that you will get drunk for the first time."

"It's just one cup, and you poured one cup!" Xie Yuanshi gestured and looked around while talking.

"What are you looking for?" Shen Yuzhu asked.

Xie Yuanshi didn't find what he was looking for, so he shouted outside: "Eunuch Liu!"

Liu Xi walked in small steps, "What orders does Your Highness have?"

Xie Yuanshi: "You can find a chopstick, just one."

Liu Xi looked for it at a loss.

Shen Yuzhu seemed to have guessed what he was going to do, he asked: "What do you want chopsticks for?"

Xie Yuanshi took away the wine glass in front of him, and the wine jar that was closer.

Shen Yuzhu: "..." Not really.

Xie Yuanshi recalled: "Your Majesty, do you know?"

Shen Yuzhu was very sincere: "I don't know."

Xie Yuanshi glanced at him: "You are not allowed to interrupt!"

Shen Yuzhu couldn't hold back his smile, "Okay, don't interrupt, just tell me."

Xie Yuanshi recounted while reminiscing: "Drinking alcohol damages the blood and spleen, you are still young, you can try it now, when you grow up..."

It happened that Liu Xi went to get the chopsticks and came back. Xie Yuanshi took the chopsticks and dipped some in the cup, and passed it sideways, "Your Majesty, try it? In fact, it will taste different if you try it this way."

Shen Yuzhu took the chopsticks, and gently tapped the wine-stained side on Xie Yuanshi's lips: "You are good at holding grudges."

Xie Yuanshi pursed his lower lips, tasted a bit, grabbed the chopsticks and wet them again, and tapped them on Shen Yuzhu's lips: "I don't have it, I clearly remember your earnest entrustment."

Shen Yuzhu felt a little dry.

"Didn't taste it."

Xie Yuanshi leaned in his direction, rolled his eyes and said, "Well, no."

Shen Yuzhu knew it: "You said you keep my words in mind, you don't need to prohibit alcohol at your current age, and I still need to limit alcohol?"

Xie Yuanshi answered very simply: "No need."

Shen Yuzhu raised his eyebrows.

Xie Yuanshi tilted his body into his arms, rubbed against his arms, found a comfortable position to lean against, and looked up at him from bottom to top, "But I am narrow-minded and have revenge on you."

Shen Yuzhu hugged him in his arms: "Really? Then I have to please you."

……

The two chattered and drank a lot, until very late, when Xie Yuanshi leaned on Shen Yuzhu's shoulder, he seemed to be asleep after getting drunk.

Xie Yuanshi won't be excited when he's drunk, but he'll be in a daze, which doesn't look much different from being sleepy.

Shen Yuzhu didn't drink as much as him, a bit drunk, but his consciousness was still clear, "Yuan Shi?"

"Huh?" Xie Yuanshi replied vaguely.

Shen Yuzhu hugged him to the bed, Xie Yuanshi couldn't close his eyes, half of his body was pressed on him, and he murmured with a nasal voice: "Brother Prince."

"here I am."

Shen Yuzhu loosened his hair for him, and asked Liu Xi to bring him the hangover soup that he had prepared earlier, and feed him some.

Shen Yuzhu also went to bed, Xie Yuanshi touched the corner of his clothes and grabbed it into the palm of his hand, Shen Yuzhu felt it, and pulled up the quilt for him.

Xie Yuanshi was still drunk, his body was a little stuffy, he turned over in the quilt, and when the quilt was turned down a bit, he turned back and touched Shen Yuzhu's clothes again and grabbed it.

He muttered a few words, but Shen Yuzhu couldn't hear clearly, "What did you say?"

Xie Yuanshi muttered again, Shen Yuzhu leaned closer to listen, and heard him say: "Why are you stealing..."

Shen Yuzhu: "Steal what?"

Xie Yuanshi: "Why did you steal... steal my brother."

Shen Yuzhu thought that there was something left to say later, but after waiting for a while, he found that Xie Yuanshi kept saying this sentence back and forth.

"No stealing."

"Here it is."

Shen Yuzhu pulled the corner of his clothes out of his hand, and stuffed his own hand into his palm, as if he was also drunk and wanted to do such a childish thing.

Xie Yuanshi held his hand, and after a while, "I want... I want sweet-scented osmanthus honey..."

"What do you want sweet-scented osmanthus honey for?"

"Sweet ones."

Whatever he said, Shen Yuzhu would pick it up, regardless of whether it was coherent or not, "What if it's not sweet?"

Xie Yuanshi got into Shen Yuzhu's arms, and said in a low voice: "If the boss says it's not sweet, then he doesn't need money."

Shen Yuzhu: "..."

Shen Yuzhu embraced him, and replied one sentence at a time, "Then you're making more money, and you don't need to spend money."

Xie Yuanshi struggled: "But...but..."

"But the cloud slice cake is also delicious."

"Uh..." Shen Yuzhu also argued with the drunk man, "Then eat them all."

Xie Yuanshi didn't match his words: "Then I will drink two bowls of medicine today."

Shen Yuzhu: "No medicine."

Xie Yuanshi said in a low voice, "Well, don't tell the prince brother, I will buy him a new basin some other day."

Inexplicably, Shen Yuzhu seemed to understand this sentence. When Xie Yuanshi avoided drinking medicine and watered to death a Clivia he raised, did he buy him a new one later?

He doesn't seem to have it.

"You don't seem to have bought it."

Xie Yuanshi muttered a few words, but Shen Yuzhu couldn't hear clearly again, "What did you say?"

Xie Yuanshi raised his volume slightly: "What are you doing raising flowers? Isn't it good to raise me?"

"Can you...can't afford it?"

Shen Yuzhu: "..."

Xie Yuanshi: "Didn't you say you wanted to marry me?"

Shen Yuzhu couldn't help laughing at his drunken logic, and replied solemnly: "Well, I don't grow flowers, I raise you, I can afford it, and I have money."

Xie Yuanshi was quiet again, this time it was Shen Yuzhu who took the initiative to ask: "Aside from watering my potted flowers to death, what other guilty conscience did you do?"

Xie Yuanshi: "You are stupid."

Shen Yuzhu: "I..."

Xie Yuanshi: "It's hard for me to say anything about you."

Shen Yuzhu: "Are you sober?"

Xie Yuanshi: "Wine? What kind of wine?"

Xie Yuanshi didn't speak anymore, and after a while, his breathing gradually became even.

Shen Yuzhu pulled up the quilt on him again, covering him tightly.

This time he didn't feel hot anymore, just when Shen Yuzhu thought he was going to fall asleep, Xie Yuanshi struggled in his arms, suddenly raised his face, and kissed Shen Yuzhu's chin.

The speed was not fast, but before Shen Yuzhu could react at all, he had already shrunk back.

And he grinned while covering his teeth, "It's so hard."

The teeth hit the jaw.

Shen Yuzhu, whose chin was bitten by teeth, also felt pain, and felt that his behavior needed to be corrected, "Bite with teeth, kiss with lips."

Xie Yuanshi gritted his teeth and ignored him, without responding.

From the angle of Shen Yuzhu's line of sight, he could only see the top of his head. He put his hand on the side of his neck, and rubbed the side of Xie Yuanshi's face with his thumb: "Does it hurt? Let me see?"

Xie Yuanshi followed his strength and slowly lifted up, blinking his slender eyelashes, as if he didn't understand what he meant, looking ignorant and dazed.

Shen Yuzhu thought that he didn't understand, so he slowly repeated it for him: "I mean, let me see your teeth, where did you get knocked?"

Xie Yuanshi seemed to understand, and slowly let go of the hand covering his teeth, but before Shen Yuzhu could see clearly, Xie Yuanshi suddenly raised his face and moved closer, still in the same position as before.

Bite with your teeth.

Shen Yuzhu gasped: "Hiss—"

Well...a quick learner.