[Hunter] Full Time Gintama
Chapter 6 Lesson 6
"Oh, I feel refreshed after taking a bath!!" Dongba said with a smile while wiping his face with a towel.
Kondo Isao, who has a good relationship after taking a bath together, also responded friendly.
"Ah, the hot spring is really a very good way to relieve fatigue! It makes people get rid of the shackles of the whole body and mind, and completely relax."
"You really got rid of the shackles completely!!!"
The earthwork made a loud complaint towards Isao Kondo who was making a mosaic on a certain part.
Facing such a forthright Isao Kondo, as the first time Dongba had seen such a person, he didn't know what kind of expression he could make, so he could only smile awkwardly.
"Ah, that's right! Would you like something to drink? Having a glass of juice after soaking in the hot spring is one of the great pleasures in life! Come—" Dongba smiled and handed three bottles of juice to Kondo Isao and the others.
"Come on, friends, I hope we can pass the third test tomorrow!"
Kondo Isao took the juice happily, and Hijikata and Sougo also took the juice from Dongba's hand.For this scene, Dongba still had a simple and honest smile on his face, but he was about to laugh wildly in his heart.
(This group is really a bunch of idiots!!)
That's right, the simple and honest smiles and friendly expressions are all fake, just to numb them.
Dongba has indeed taken the hunter exam 33 times, and now, rather than getting a hunter's license, it is true to enjoy the fun of the exam.Just because he enjoys seeing the candidates' expressions of despair and pain.
Dongba is known as the "Newcomer Killer" because he specifically takes those who are taking the hunter exam for the first time, framing them so that they cannot take the exam.He is enjoying this process.
And now he is aiming at the three of Kondo Xun and the others.
At the beginning, Dongba was in the same mood as the other candidates when facing the people from the Shinsengumi who made an extremely impressive appearance. He was very awed.But after two rounds of exams, Dongba, who has participated in many rounds, soon discovered that the director of the Shinsengumi, Kondo Isao, is a very simple and good man who is different from his appearance.
If you want to bully a person, what kind of character should you choose to be the most likely to be fooled?Of course, it must be this kind of good old man.
Therefore, Dongba immediately took the opportunity to approach Kondo Isao during the hot spring, and as he had guessed, he easily gained his trust.As a result, the two members around him also disarmed him.
Together, they drank the super powerful laxative juice that Dongba handed them.
Dongba almost couldn't help laughing wildly.
After drinking the whole bottle, Sougo looked at Dongba: "Ale, didn't you drink?"
Dongba was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Ah, of course, I want to drink too."
As he spoke, he also took out a can of fruit juice—and of course, this bottle was free of drugs.
When he was about to drink, Sougo smiled very kindly.
"You've already bought us a drink, and it's reciprocal. I'll buy you a drink too."
Sougo took out a bottle of drink.
"Coffee milk. It's a must-have after every hot spring in our place!"
"Ah, is there coffee milk? Souwu, why didn't you take it out earlier?" Kondo Isao regretted.
"Boss Kondo, do you want it? I still have it here!"
"Then give me a bottle! Sure enough, I feel like something is missing if I don't drink a bottle of coffee and milk after soaking in the hot spring!"
Sougo gave it to Isao Kondo without hesitation, and he didn't forget to ask Hijikata after it was over.
"Mr. Hijikata, do you need it?"
"Well, that's fine, give me a bottle."
Hijikata nodded, and soon received coffee milk from Sougo.And at this time, he finally realized a problem.
"...Well, where do you hide it?"
But obviously this question has not been answered.Because Sougo and Kondo Isao had already drank the coffee milk with their heads raised in unison, and sighed in satisfaction together.
Faced with their satisfied smiles, Dongba also became interested in this coffee milk that he had never seen before.
"Is it really that delicious?"
He mumbled cautiously, and imitated their example and drank the coffee milk.
At that moment, the top-level silky enjoyment slipped down the throat, which brought joy beyond imagination.
Really, very satisfying!
Sougo smiled and said, "How does it taste, Mr. Dongba?"
"Oh...this is really delicious...huh?"
Dongba suddenly had a reaction that he shouldn't have, and his face turned ugly.
"Eh? This...wait...why..."
"Mr. Dongba, what's wrong with you?" Kondo Isao asked in surprise.
"No... this... my stomach... my stomach hurts!!"
The sound of "Gulululu" came from his stomach, and Dongba immediately squatted down with a purple face, and at the same time looked at Kondo Isao and Sougo who looked normal with surprise.
"You...why don't you have a stomachache? Could it be...could it be..."
"Grumpy"
Another painful sound came from the side, and I saw Tufang squatting down with his face livid, clutching his stomach.There was an empty bottle of coffee milk underfoot.
He turned his head stubbornly and stared at Sougo.
"You...you bastard..."
"Oh, Mr. Dongba, you are so kind. The medicine you gave is so light, how could you get Mr. Hijikata? So..." Sougo looked at Hijikata with a dark smile on his face, "I will help you a little gone."
"you----"
However, the earth side has no way to let go of the harsh words.At this time, he had only one thought in his mind - to find the toilet!
Hijikata and Dongba ran to find the toilet, while Kondo Isao looked at Sougo with black lines.
"Fourteen... Are you okay? By the way, Mr. Dongba..."
"Boss Kondo, why do you still call him 'Sir'? That's not a good person at all."
"But why would he do that?"
"Who knows. It's probably because he failed the exam so many times, so he felt dissatisfied and took revenge. However, his revenge is only to this extent, and it's not enough to watch! It's not even as poisonous as I usually want to be." A quarter of the dose used to kill Hichikata-san..."
"Sousuke, you should be gentle with Fourteen..."
As a result of this incident, Tufang had diarrhea all night, while Dongba passed out directly in the toilet after stepping into the toilet for the third time, and once again lost his qualification for the exam.
"... Fourteen, are you okay?"
Seeing Hijikata's haggard look early the next morning, Isao Kondo couldn't help asking worriedly.
"Basically spent the night in the bathroom, do you think I'm okay?"
Hijikata's unflattering tone made Kondo even more guilty.And just at this moment, Sougo appeared.
"Good morning, Mr. Kondo, Mr. Hijikata. How did you rest last night? I rested very well. I felt refreshed this morning like never before!"
Seeing that Hijikata's veins were almost all over his face, Isao Kondo quickly turned sideways between the two of them and said with a smile, "Let's go and assemble! The third exam is going to be held today!"
In the third exam, all the candidates were directly carried by a big car to a large bungalow.
"Welcome to my playground, everyone."
A man wearing a very weird robe said to the candidates with a gloomy smile.
"My name is Luo Lier, and I am the examiner of your third exam."
"The content of the third test is very simple, as long as you can successfully leave this bungalow within 24 hours, you will pass."
This sounded very simple content made them all start talking about it.
"Is it all right to just leave?" Hijikata asked calmly, smoking a cigarette.
"That's right. However, a reminder in advance. Don't think about destroying the house and leaving! Because this house is the work I am most satisfied with! So, there is absolutely no other way for you to leave except to go out through the gate. "
"The premise is—"
When the topic changed, Luo Lierer suddenly smiled.
"You need to find the key."
Seeing that he finally said the key points of this exam, the candidates all looked over quickly and seriously.
"That's right! There are a thousand keys prepared by you in this room. However, there is only one key that can open the door! And what you have to do is to collect the keys as much as possible and leave this room successfully. As long as If someone successfully finds the key and opens the door, everyone can pass, otherwise, everyone will fail. How, it's very simple, right?"
Kondo Isao sighed.
"It's really a test of coordination!"
"Then it is not too late. Please come in..."
The grand gate slowly opened.A group of candidates entered one by one, and after the last one entered, the door was closed heavily.
He tried to twist the doorknob, but it didn't move at all.
"Tsk, it's really locked."
"Mr. Hijikata, be careful—"
When the sound came, a stray bullet had already flown from behind his head, straight into his brain, and was narrowly dodged by Tufang.The stray bullet flew to the gate, and there was a strong blasting sound immediately, and thick smoke billowed in an instant.
However, Hijikata was not in the mood to pay attention to the situation at the gate at all, he rushed up to Sougo who was carrying the cannon, and grabbed his collar.
"Bastard, what are you doing??"
Zongwu looked innocent: "I want to try to see if it is really impossible to destroy the gate!"
"Are you destroying the gate? Are you coming for me?"
"I've clearly warned you!"
"Who would attack directly when reminded? Generally, shouldn't they launch after confirming that the opponent has hidden away after the reminder?"
"That's because I believe in your reaction ability, Mr. Hijikata! Even if I remind you after the launch, it's completely fine..."
"No problem, ghost!!!"
The thick smoke gradually dissipated, and the gate was unscathed.
"It seems that it is impossible to find the key without following his method!" Kondo Isao sighed.
"Now there are 162 people left, with 6 keys. On average, we need to find about 7 or [-] keys per person." Sougo analyzed calmly.
Kondo Hsun nodded: "However, it is not ruled out that if you are lucky, you will find the key immediately."
"In that case, I have a proposal."
A girl's voice came over.A handsome girl with short hair came over with a smile and said to them.
"After all, time is limited, so it's better to leave a person here to guard the door. We each find a key and throw it down for him to try. In this way, I think it can save a lot of time."
Tufang looked at the No. 2 number plate on her chest, and knew that she was the candidate who was good at medicine mentioned earlier.
Kondo Xun agreed with her suggestion, nodded and said: "This method is very good. You..."
"My name is Lily of the Valley."
"Then, Miss Suzuran, will I trouble you to stay here?"
However, Lily of the Valley shook her head.
"I'm not boasting, my eyesight is quite good. So let me help you find the key."
"That……"
A voice came weakly.A boy wearing thick glasses raised his hand and said, "If you don't mind, let me guard the door? To be honest, I'm the worst at finding things."
Kondo-san nodded.
"That's fine, then I'll leave it to you. Everyone, this is a test of our coordination after all, and I hope that all of us can work together to pass this test together..."
As soon as the words fell, there were discordant voices among the candidates.
"Hey, what are you doing? Why do you decide? Why do we all listen to you?"
Kondo Hsun looked over, and it turned out to be the boy from the martial arts school.
Hijikata and Sougo both showed a hint of displeasure at being bullied by their boss.
Kondo Isun didn't feel angry, but still smiled.
"You're right. I didn't even think about getting everyone to listen to me. It's just that I want to express my views and hopes. It can be seen that your strength is very strong. I hope we won't hold you back. !"
Maybe he was rarely praised by others, but the boy showed a shy expression.
"You're quite discerning! Well, I won't target you. My name is Kong Sheng!"
Kondo Isao, who has a good relationship after taking a bath together, also responded friendly.
"Ah, the hot spring is really a very good way to relieve fatigue! It makes people get rid of the shackles of the whole body and mind, and completely relax."
"You really got rid of the shackles completely!!!"
The earthwork made a loud complaint towards Isao Kondo who was making a mosaic on a certain part.
Facing such a forthright Isao Kondo, as the first time Dongba had seen such a person, he didn't know what kind of expression he could make, so he could only smile awkwardly.
"Ah, that's right! Would you like something to drink? Having a glass of juice after soaking in the hot spring is one of the great pleasures in life! Come—" Dongba smiled and handed three bottles of juice to Kondo Isao and the others.
"Come on, friends, I hope we can pass the third test tomorrow!"
Kondo Isao took the juice happily, and Hijikata and Sougo also took the juice from Dongba's hand.For this scene, Dongba still had a simple and honest smile on his face, but he was about to laugh wildly in his heart.
(This group is really a bunch of idiots!!)
That's right, the simple and honest smiles and friendly expressions are all fake, just to numb them.
Dongba has indeed taken the hunter exam 33 times, and now, rather than getting a hunter's license, it is true to enjoy the fun of the exam.Just because he enjoys seeing the candidates' expressions of despair and pain.
Dongba is known as the "Newcomer Killer" because he specifically takes those who are taking the hunter exam for the first time, framing them so that they cannot take the exam.He is enjoying this process.
And now he is aiming at the three of Kondo Xun and the others.
At the beginning, Dongba was in the same mood as the other candidates when facing the people from the Shinsengumi who made an extremely impressive appearance. He was very awed.But after two rounds of exams, Dongba, who has participated in many rounds, soon discovered that the director of the Shinsengumi, Kondo Isao, is a very simple and good man who is different from his appearance.
If you want to bully a person, what kind of character should you choose to be the most likely to be fooled?Of course, it must be this kind of good old man.
Therefore, Dongba immediately took the opportunity to approach Kondo Isao during the hot spring, and as he had guessed, he easily gained his trust.As a result, the two members around him also disarmed him.
Together, they drank the super powerful laxative juice that Dongba handed them.
Dongba almost couldn't help laughing wildly.
After drinking the whole bottle, Sougo looked at Dongba: "Ale, didn't you drink?"
Dongba was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Ah, of course, I want to drink too."
As he spoke, he also took out a can of fruit juice—and of course, this bottle was free of drugs.
When he was about to drink, Sougo smiled very kindly.
"You've already bought us a drink, and it's reciprocal. I'll buy you a drink too."
Sougo took out a bottle of drink.
"Coffee milk. It's a must-have after every hot spring in our place!"
"Ah, is there coffee milk? Souwu, why didn't you take it out earlier?" Kondo Isao regretted.
"Boss Kondo, do you want it? I still have it here!"
"Then give me a bottle! Sure enough, I feel like something is missing if I don't drink a bottle of coffee and milk after soaking in the hot spring!"
Sougo gave it to Isao Kondo without hesitation, and he didn't forget to ask Hijikata after it was over.
"Mr. Hijikata, do you need it?"
"Well, that's fine, give me a bottle."
Hijikata nodded, and soon received coffee milk from Sougo.And at this time, he finally realized a problem.
"...Well, where do you hide it?"
But obviously this question has not been answered.Because Sougo and Kondo Isao had already drank the coffee milk with their heads raised in unison, and sighed in satisfaction together.
Faced with their satisfied smiles, Dongba also became interested in this coffee milk that he had never seen before.
"Is it really that delicious?"
He mumbled cautiously, and imitated their example and drank the coffee milk.
At that moment, the top-level silky enjoyment slipped down the throat, which brought joy beyond imagination.
Really, very satisfying!
Sougo smiled and said, "How does it taste, Mr. Dongba?"
"Oh...this is really delicious...huh?"
Dongba suddenly had a reaction that he shouldn't have, and his face turned ugly.
"Eh? This...wait...why..."
"Mr. Dongba, what's wrong with you?" Kondo Isao asked in surprise.
"No... this... my stomach... my stomach hurts!!"
The sound of "Gulululu" came from his stomach, and Dongba immediately squatted down with a purple face, and at the same time looked at Kondo Isao and Sougo who looked normal with surprise.
"You...why don't you have a stomachache? Could it be...could it be..."
"Grumpy"
Another painful sound came from the side, and I saw Tufang squatting down with his face livid, clutching his stomach.There was an empty bottle of coffee milk underfoot.
He turned his head stubbornly and stared at Sougo.
"You...you bastard..."
"Oh, Mr. Dongba, you are so kind. The medicine you gave is so light, how could you get Mr. Hijikata? So..." Sougo looked at Hijikata with a dark smile on his face, "I will help you a little gone."
"you----"
However, the earth side has no way to let go of the harsh words.At this time, he had only one thought in his mind - to find the toilet!
Hijikata and Dongba ran to find the toilet, while Kondo Isao looked at Sougo with black lines.
"Fourteen... Are you okay? By the way, Mr. Dongba..."
"Boss Kondo, why do you still call him 'Sir'? That's not a good person at all."
"But why would he do that?"
"Who knows. It's probably because he failed the exam so many times, so he felt dissatisfied and took revenge. However, his revenge is only to this extent, and it's not enough to watch! It's not even as poisonous as I usually want to be." A quarter of the dose used to kill Hichikata-san..."
"Sousuke, you should be gentle with Fourteen..."
As a result of this incident, Tufang had diarrhea all night, while Dongba passed out directly in the toilet after stepping into the toilet for the third time, and once again lost his qualification for the exam.
"... Fourteen, are you okay?"
Seeing Hijikata's haggard look early the next morning, Isao Kondo couldn't help asking worriedly.
"Basically spent the night in the bathroom, do you think I'm okay?"
Hijikata's unflattering tone made Kondo even more guilty.And just at this moment, Sougo appeared.
"Good morning, Mr. Kondo, Mr. Hijikata. How did you rest last night? I rested very well. I felt refreshed this morning like never before!"
Seeing that Hijikata's veins were almost all over his face, Isao Kondo quickly turned sideways between the two of them and said with a smile, "Let's go and assemble! The third exam is going to be held today!"
In the third exam, all the candidates were directly carried by a big car to a large bungalow.
"Welcome to my playground, everyone."
A man wearing a very weird robe said to the candidates with a gloomy smile.
"My name is Luo Lier, and I am the examiner of your third exam."
"The content of the third test is very simple, as long as you can successfully leave this bungalow within 24 hours, you will pass."
This sounded very simple content made them all start talking about it.
"Is it all right to just leave?" Hijikata asked calmly, smoking a cigarette.
"That's right. However, a reminder in advance. Don't think about destroying the house and leaving! Because this house is the work I am most satisfied with! So, there is absolutely no other way for you to leave except to go out through the gate. "
"The premise is—"
When the topic changed, Luo Lierer suddenly smiled.
"You need to find the key."
Seeing that he finally said the key points of this exam, the candidates all looked over quickly and seriously.
"That's right! There are a thousand keys prepared by you in this room. However, there is only one key that can open the door! And what you have to do is to collect the keys as much as possible and leave this room successfully. As long as If someone successfully finds the key and opens the door, everyone can pass, otherwise, everyone will fail. How, it's very simple, right?"
Kondo Isao sighed.
"It's really a test of coordination!"
"Then it is not too late. Please come in..."
The grand gate slowly opened.A group of candidates entered one by one, and after the last one entered, the door was closed heavily.
He tried to twist the doorknob, but it didn't move at all.
"Tsk, it's really locked."
"Mr. Hijikata, be careful—"
When the sound came, a stray bullet had already flown from behind his head, straight into his brain, and was narrowly dodged by Tufang.The stray bullet flew to the gate, and there was a strong blasting sound immediately, and thick smoke billowed in an instant.
However, Hijikata was not in the mood to pay attention to the situation at the gate at all, he rushed up to Sougo who was carrying the cannon, and grabbed his collar.
"Bastard, what are you doing??"
Zongwu looked innocent: "I want to try to see if it is really impossible to destroy the gate!"
"Are you destroying the gate? Are you coming for me?"
"I've clearly warned you!"
"Who would attack directly when reminded? Generally, shouldn't they launch after confirming that the opponent has hidden away after the reminder?"
"That's because I believe in your reaction ability, Mr. Hijikata! Even if I remind you after the launch, it's completely fine..."
"No problem, ghost!!!"
The thick smoke gradually dissipated, and the gate was unscathed.
"It seems that it is impossible to find the key without following his method!" Kondo Isao sighed.
"Now there are 162 people left, with 6 keys. On average, we need to find about 7 or [-] keys per person." Sougo analyzed calmly.
Kondo Hsun nodded: "However, it is not ruled out that if you are lucky, you will find the key immediately."
"In that case, I have a proposal."
A girl's voice came over.A handsome girl with short hair came over with a smile and said to them.
"After all, time is limited, so it's better to leave a person here to guard the door. We each find a key and throw it down for him to try. In this way, I think it can save a lot of time."
Tufang looked at the No. 2 number plate on her chest, and knew that she was the candidate who was good at medicine mentioned earlier.
Kondo Xun agreed with her suggestion, nodded and said: "This method is very good. You..."
"My name is Lily of the Valley."
"Then, Miss Suzuran, will I trouble you to stay here?"
However, Lily of the Valley shook her head.
"I'm not boasting, my eyesight is quite good. So let me help you find the key."
"That……"
A voice came weakly.A boy wearing thick glasses raised his hand and said, "If you don't mind, let me guard the door? To be honest, I'm the worst at finding things."
Kondo-san nodded.
"That's fine, then I'll leave it to you. Everyone, this is a test of our coordination after all, and I hope that all of us can work together to pass this test together..."
As soon as the words fell, there were discordant voices among the candidates.
"Hey, what are you doing? Why do you decide? Why do we all listen to you?"
Kondo Hsun looked over, and it turned out to be the boy from the martial arts school.
Hijikata and Sougo both showed a hint of displeasure at being bullied by their boss.
Kondo Isun didn't feel angry, but still smiled.
"You're right. I didn't even think about getting everyone to listen to me. It's just that I want to express my views and hopes. It can be seen that your strength is very strong. I hope we won't hold you back. !"
Maybe he was rarely praised by others, but the boy showed a shy expression.
"You're quite discerning! Well, I won't target you. My name is Kong Sheng!"
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