[Zhongyingmei] Born to be Superman

Batman couldn't help but raised his hand to cover his beating heart. He fell out of the twisted space channel and barely stood still. He looked around. He was in a dense tropical jungle. The sun shines through the branches.

Batman forced himself to calm down, he tapped the arm armor on his left arm, and the infrared heat sensor was activated. In this strange environment, he had to check the surrounding situation.In the next second, Batman's gaze froze on the small outline shown on the infrared image.

This silhouette - it was only 100 meters away from him at most, and the huge beast was at least ten meters high. Batman looked at the red luminous area from the head to the back to the tail. The temperature of this cold-blooded animal should be from the sun.

Dinosaurs, long extinct dinosaurs with a height of at least ten meters and a weight of at least ten tons.

Batman let out a breath. He calmly judged the route of the dinosaur. This huge monster walked through the woods, its huge claws stepped on the soil, but it didn't make much noise. In the branches of the trees, the ropes contracted. He flew forward and stepped on the thick branches. He reached for the universal belt and took out a bottle of herbal concealer.

This spray was originally prepared for encountering large animals. It can eliminate the body odor of the human body to the greatest extent and hide in the dark so that large carnivores will ignore his position.

Everything was ready, Batman stepped on the branch, stood tightly against the tree pole, the huge dinosaur was only ten meters away, it stepped out of the forest step by step, its huge head and body smashed the next tree leaves, it stopped three meters away from where Batman was.

If he remembered correctly, this was the carnivorous dinosaur that was at the top of the food chain during the Jurassic period - the savage dragon, with a cruel personality and an unshakable top carnivore.Batman could see clearly that the lower eyelid of the left eye of this behemoth that had stopped and its nostrils fluttering was cut by sharp claws with three small wounds relative to his head.

The Savage Dragon stopped by the tree. It turned its head and sniffed around. Batman held his breath. After a while, the predator continued to move forward without a sound.

Batman, who was able to hold his breath for 8 minutes, let out a breath slowly, but he did not rush down the tree, and was still hidden among the branches of the tree. It took about 5 minutes, only the sound of rustling broken leaves being trampled, the other side The behemoth turned and walked back, lowered its head, and sniffed around.

Batman is now sure that the Savage Dragon is not looking for himself, it is looking for the human who scratched its lower eyelid with its claws, the heir of the Kingdom of Wakanda, Prince T'Challa.

Finally, this dinosaur with a certain intelligence finally left here. After waiting patiently for a long time, he turned on the infrared imager and ultrasonic scanner again. He confirmed that there were no large carnivores within a radius of 500 meters, and Batman was on the branch. sat down.

Batman supported the tree trunk with one hand, and the rough bark pinched his hand through the glove. He clearly remembered that the moment the antimatter cannon hit him, Superman's limp hand was already able to move, and he also remembered Clearly, Superman's wide-open eyes froze on his body, those blue eyes that always stared at him affectionately revealing a trace of fear from the bottom of his heart.

He waited for two hours, but Superman did not appear. The same antimatter wave and high-speed ion wave channel opened by the same antimatter cannon had time continuity—that is, if Superman did not appear here, he was not toyed. Human antimatter cannon hit.

Batman let out a breath, and the corners of his mouth curled up in an arc, as long as his lover was okay.

As for himself, since Superman is fine, he can wait until the day when Superman and Iron Man come to pick him up. The problem now is that he needs to avoid the predators here and find a safe shelter in this dense tropical rainforest The most important thing is to find and track the whereabouts of the Wakanda prince in this jungle.

……

When Tony returned to the laboratory, he saw the strange expression of Superman's eyes and eyebrows huddled together, but Superman's eyes were still focused on the web page on the virtual screen in front of him. Tony gave a "tsk", I moved over.

Tony read the text on the screen at a glance, and Princess Su Rui saw the superman-like eyes and brows on Tony's face. This is what the colleague of "Eating Dog Food Super Fast" wrote——

...Superman raised his hand, his warm palm pressed on Batman's shoulder, Superman pushed Batman to the wall, Superman stood in front of Batman, in front of Superman's tall figure, it seemed that the lights of the Batcave It's darker.

"I'm going to watch the night, Carl." Batman said hoarsely, "You're going to make me sick..."

"I'll make you feel sick?" Superman's voice trembled, he said: "But you always do this, the way you look at me makes me want to move, it's your eyes that make me feel sick."

Batman's black-gloved hand was pressed against Superman's chest, and the hand fell along the midline of his abdominal muscles. His head was pressed against Superman's cheek, and his breath sprayed on Superman's earlobe. He murmured softly: " Does it make you sick? The kind that makes your heart beat faster, your breath quicken, your eyes burn?" Batman said, "I love the way you're obsessed with me."

Superman raised his hand and put his palm on Batman's cheek. He touched Batman's mask, and the mask's fingerprint recognition light flashed. Superman lifted Batman's mask. Superman put his hand on Batman's cheek, staring Looking at the handsome face under Batman's mask, the blue eyes are staring intently at Batman's naked (color) pupils that were originally covered by the mask.

Superman said affectionately: "I love you, B, I am obsessed with you, I am crazy for you, I am on the verge of calm for you, your soul, your body, I am obsessed with it." Superman touched Batman cheek, he said, "I just want you to scream under me."

……

Tony gritted his teeth after reading this passage, rubbed his frozen face, and said "tsk", and said, "To be honest, what is Shining thinking about all day long?" Su Ruiwen, who was sitting by the side, Yan Yan was stunned, Tony's eyes and eyebrows were squeezed together, she listened to Tony continue to say: "However, except for the last sentence, I can even imagine it! Oh no, I think this is the last time Winky was tricked by you to take care of the child." Witness the artistic processing of the scene!"

"I never teased him before Batman's Night Watch!" Superman emphasized: "Never before! Never again!"

Su Rui felt that she knew something great, she turned to look at Superman.

"Yeah, you didn't," Tony said, "That's why I said art processing."

Superman scratched his chin in a little embarrassment, and said, "But, isn't that how ordinary people talk about love when they are in love?"

Talk about love? ? ?Su Rui's mouth opened uncontrollably.

Su Rui swallowed a big mouthful of saliva accumulated in his mouth, and asked, "Muffle, are you and Batman..." If I had to describe it, Princess Su Rui was in the state of spitting out her soul jpg at this time.

The cp she was drinking turned out to be real!

"Huh?" Superman said casually, "Yeah, B is my boyfriend."

"The person who wrote... wrote this fanfic is The Flash?" Su Rui changed his tone twice, "He is... ah... you! But when you first arrived, I didn't see it at all!"

"Batman is very professional when he works, and he hardly talks about personal affairs." Tony said: "Commanding his boyfriend is like commanding a thug."

Su Rui recalled her superhuman expression when she chatted about the two writers "eat dog food super fast" and "regret being a matchmaker". She asked hesitantly: "Mr. What do you think about the name?"

"Huh?" Tony laughed out loud.

Superman glanced at Tony helplessly, and Princess Su Rui stared at him with a "question mark" on her forehead. She pulled the screen in front of Superman to her, and typed the words "regret being a matchmaker" in the search bar. Regret being a matchmaker" post was displayed, and Tony casually clicked on the top post——

Setting: Batman and Superman are friends who have known each other for many years in private.

When I walked into the banquet hall, I felt that this was probably the same boring banquet as usual. What I heard was rich and rich people talking loudly, and men who were obsessed with sex thought they were gentlemen.When I walked into the ballroom, my friend greeted me, and I stood still in the crowd.

Not far from where I stood, there were two more men. They leaned on the railing of the stairs on the second floor, and looked at me side by side with the eyes of high school boys looking at beautiful women. "Red skirt, do you see it?" I heard the little curly-haired young man whisper.

Then, there is the usual praise, I can hear their voices, the voice of the little curly hair has a little curl, I can hear that he praises me just because he appreciates my beauty, but there is no extra emotion , unexpectedly, unlike those rhetorical praises, I am not disgusted at all.

The man standing next to the little curly hair just said after the little curly hair said: "I agree." He said to his friend, and he looked at the little curly hair: "What about you, have you been tempted for so many years?"

"Me?" The basis of the little curly murmur, I can feel his gaze on me, the little curly said to himself: "This lady is estranged from others, there must be some troubles that bother her, I won't bother people." I turned my back to them and couldn't help laughing.

I have been out of love for a long time. To be precise, I have lost my lover for a long time. It has been so long that the wound on my heart has healed, and the scar has peeled off, leaving only a palpable scar.

I heard the voice of the little curly-haired companion relieved, so I turned my head and looked at these two good friends. They looked back at me. In order to show my kindness, I smiled at them, yes Because I was relieved and happy after hearing what they said.

The little curly hair also looked back, and he also smiled slightly at me. My heart trembled slightly. I could see clearly that the little curly hair's good friend, the person with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, gently tapped his fingers on the railing. Nodding—the arc of his smile didn't change at all, but the action of tapping on the railing with the tip of his hand showed complete dissatisfaction.

I turned around and thought to myself-huh, who wants to touch the apples on your plate?Like who cares about your little apples?

There was a polite smile on my face, and a sense of dissatisfaction arose in my heart. Little Curly's companion didn't feel it yet, but I could see clearly that his eyes showed full appreciation for Little Curly , full of possessiveness, I understood at that time, the companion of the little curly hair hoped that the little curly hair only had him in his eyes.

And I later found out that the smiling little curly-haired man is Superman, and the man who peeled and ate his little apple is Batman-I should ignore these two little boys and let Bat Xia's sour taste fermented in the corner, watching his best friend fall in love with someone else.

fall in love with me.

Bah, now eat a mouthful of dog food.

……

Su Rui looked at Superman with an expression of huddled eyes and eyebrows again. After reading this short article, Tony patted the armrest of the chair and laughed "hahahaha". Superman gave Tony another dissatisfied look. Tony After finally recovering, she panted and said, "Although the heroine has deleted my role, hahaha, so that you two don't lose your vest, this is not a fan, it's documentary literature, hahahahaha!"

"The last 'Bah' is so powerful, I can feel her resentment hahaha!"

A "ding" sound came from the computer, the vibration collection of the new element antimatter was completed, and the first phase of data collection of the Touring Batman was completed.

Superman raised his foot and kicked Tony's chair leg lightly, and he said, "Go to work!" Superman looked at Su Rui's bright eyes, and said dissatisfiedly, "Did you realize that you just took off our vest?"

Princess Su Rui sat on the side as quietly as a chicken. When she saw Superman and Iron Man looked over, she tried to make a dazed expression.

Superman sighed heavily, Princess Su Rui raised her eyebrows and asked, "Mr. Wayne is really Batman?"

"Look!" Superman rolled his eyes at Tony.

Princess Su Rui added a knife and asked, "Are you Mr. Kent?"

Tony looked very calm, and Superman said: "Just when you revealed your identity, Bruce wanted to say, everyone knows that the three of us always play together, Tony, can you have a snack next time, ah, Just wait until the whole world knows I'm Superman!"

"For Rao's sake, Tony!" Superman grumbled, "Now the whole world knows me, Bruce, and you are good friends!"

Princess Su Rui was sitting on a chair in the corner, she unconsciously cupped her face with both hands, Tony turned his head and saw Su Rui's movements, he stared at Su Rui, Su Rui looked at him, Tony looked at Su Rui Rui said: "Don't tell me, you want to smash me and this big man's evil/religious CP?"

Princess Su Rui blinked, squeezed her cheeks cutely, and blinked again.

"Thanks," Tony said emphatically, "I like girls!"

When he said this, a person couldn't help but appear in his mind. This person had long brown hair hanging loose, held a long sword in one hand, and put one hand on his waist. He looked at him with disgust and said in his mouth: "...Falling in love with me, bah, eat a mouthful of dog food now!"