[Zhongyingmei] Born to be Superman

Clark was sitting at the desk, he was dealing with the affairs of the forensic department, his attention drifted to Kate a little bit, and he heard Kate talking to someone: "...Jesus, Morgan, can you put down my Batman figure? "

Clark's phone vibrated, and he glanced at the screen. It was a text message from Kate: The Quanx BAU team is here, come up and meet us?

good.Clark replied.

Clark raised his eyes and glanced upstairs, and saw a handsome chocolate guy holding the Batman figurine on Kate's desk, carefully touching the black clay sculpture of Batman's cape - Kate put the more delicate one on the At home, Morgan asked, "Is this the gift your partner gave you? Babygirl told me it's very delicate, and even the cloak can be folded."

"Not in the office, but at home," Kate said: "Not only the cloak, but the limbs and joints can move, the universal belt can also be removed, and the mask can also be removed."

"Really?" Morgan looked at Kate's expression and reacted quickly: "No face?"

"Hey," a quiet young man with a crooked bow tie sighed regretfully. He didn't look like an FBI agent who could go out to work at all. After refreshing the page, there is nothing left, I want Superman! I want meringue, I want Chairman Zhenglian, hey, if it wasn’t for my stature, I would have wanted to cosplay the big blue guy at the comic exhibition last time!”

That may be the most inexperienced Superman in the audience.

"Don't talk about you, kid," Morgan said, "babygirl updated her computer system to buy a Wonder Woman figure."

Reid emphasized: "But she bought it! She bought it, and everything is worth it. Garcia's Wonder Woman is right next to her mouse. What did she say last time, Wonder Woman gives her strength? Morgan, don't laugh , I know you bought the Flash for proxy shooting!" The little doctor glanced at Kate's hesitant expression, and asked, "Huh? Callahan," the little doctor's eyes lit up, and said, "Can you help me?" Please, your partner?"

"Hochner hasn't finished chatting with your deputy director yet." Morgan glanced at the elevator entrance: "This case has to be approved by your superiors before we can track down the unknown criminals. We have checked the list at the headquarters before." The people on board did the preliminary screening, huh?" Kate waved towards the elevator entrance.

At this time, Clark walked into the office area of ​​the serious crime team and waved to Kate. Morgan and Reid looked over. Clark walked up to the three of them and introduced himself: "Hi, I'm Clark Kent, Kate's current partner."

Kate spread her hands over Clarke and said, "Dr. Kent," Kate said to Reid with a hint: "This is the Dr. Kent I told you about," and the sponsor of the Justice League, Reed held back Excited, Clark naturally showed doubts on his face, and Kate continued: "Dr. Reid, this is Derek Morgan."

Rhett and Clark shook hands, and asked a little excitedly: "Can you buy a Superman figure? It can be within a budget of $[-]."

Clark thought for a while, and said: "This time, the heroes of Zhenglian only ordered [-] pieces for limited sales, and the price is set a bit high. I can reserve a spot for you next time, but you definitely can't get it now." Arrived," Clark explained: "This time the figure is to raise funds for the construction of the Justice League base on the ground. If you want to buy a genuine hero figure, you have to wait until the time to raise funds for the watchtower."

Rhett pressed, "When was that?"

Clark recalled the plan in the Batcomputer, and said, "The next sale will be around June."

Rhett sighed in frustration, and complained: "The meringues are robbed too quickly, meringues, half a second for [-] pieces, hey!"

Clark looked at Reid's dejected look. To be honest, Clark felt that his boyfriend's hunger marketing strategy was too good. From the beginning of New Year's Day to the present, at least two-thirds of the chats with the keyword Superman were heard by him. Complaining about not grabbing a figure.

Clark touched his chin and asked, "Do you like Iron Man?"

Morgan quickly replied: "I like it!" Morgan met Clarke's gaze, put his arms around the shoulders of their little doctor, and said, "Boys love mechas!" Morgan asked: "Why, does Dr. Kent have any inside information? ?Is Iron Man officially joining the Justice League?"

"On the contrary," Clark said. "Last night when we were chatting, Tony made it clear that he was going to quit the Justice League."

"Ah?" Kate was a little surprised, and he said, "Mr. Stark is going to do it alone?"

"That's not true, forget it, it's not a secret, I can tell you," Clark said, "It will be officially announced next month, and in New York, with the support of SHIELD, a semi-official and semi-civilian super secret will be formed." The hero organization, the name has already been decided, it is called the Avengers Alliance."

Rhett asked quickly: "The Avengers, can they recruit superheroes who are more charismatic than Superman?"

"Yes," Clark patted the little doctor on the shoulder. Through the lens of the glasses on the bridge of Clark's nose, Rhett saw the light shining in the pair of blue eyes. He was very excited. Clark lowered his voice and said, "Captain America !” Kate covered her mouth.

"Jesus," Morgan's tone went up three times, and he leaned over: "Captain America during World War II! Is he still alive?"

"As far as I know, the S.H.I.E.L.D. Captain America search project funded by Stark Industries found the cap half a year ago," Clark said, "It was just when several of our alliance sponsors were chatting in private, S.H.I.E.L.D. Leaked words, but I have not met the captain, Tony said last night, the captain is still alive after being dug out of the Arctic ice, has been recovering, and only recently officially participated in the operation."

In fact, Tony’s original words were, “That old popsicle can be regarded as keeping up with the times, for God’s sake, he wants Coulson to teach him how to use the microwave oven himself! Although Coulson’s captain fan is very happy and even wants to borrow I’m staying at Steve’s house,” Tony rolled his eyes at Clark at that time, and he said, “For Batman’s sake, as the chairman of Zhenglian, meringue, can you not be like that? Fan of Captain America? You look like you're offering to teach Captain America how to use a microwave?"

"What's your expression," Tony complained at that time: "Can you stand up, Chairman of the Justice League?"

There was an announcement of the arrival of the elevator at the elevator entrance, Rhett glanced over there, and Hotchner was walking towards them, Clark sped up his speech: "Cap has the appeal, even I belong to him Powder!"

"Wait," Morgan asked as he caught a glimpse of Hotchina getting closer to them, "Is the Justice League planning to sell Iron Man's figure to raise a final sum before Iron Man quits the alliance?"

"After the 'Christmas First Battle' campaign, Batman asked Iron Man to sign a power of attorney for the figure," Clarke leaked some news again, and he said, "It's just that Tony's armor has been updated for three generations within half a month. The final armor model was submitted last night."

"Listen to your tone," Kate said, "the three of you got together again last night?"

"We chatted until the early hours of this morning, and Tony was still sleeping in the manor," Clark explained briefly, and said, "Our little princess stayed behind because of her godfather, and we chatted about it."

Holch walked up to them and said, "Gentlemen, Callahan, what are you talking about?" Kate introduced Clark to Holch, and then explained it to her former boss in a few words. Holch said: " Rossi, Prentiss, and JJ just reported to me that they've got our criminal file and our work has begun."

Clark nodded to Kate and said, "Then you are busy, I am going back to the forensic department."

……

Alfred stood at the gate of Gotham Elementary School. Dick, who was holding his schoolbag in one hand and put his hand on his friend's shoulder, saw Alfred who stood out in the crowd at a glance. Alfred waved at Dick. , shouted: "Here, Master Grayson!"

Dick's eyes wandered around, and he saw an SUV with a single-sided reflective film parked on the side of the road in the distance.A circle of reporters surrounded the front of the SUV, and the flashlights frantically flashed on the short guns. The side windows were covered with single-sided reflective film, so they couldn't see who was sitting inside.

Dick pretended not to see the jealousy in his playmate's eyes, he said goodbye to his friend calmly, and then walked towards Alfred, "Good afternoon, Alfred," Dick said with Alfred's arm in his arms. Hand asked: "Is Bruce coming to pick me up in person?"

"Master Bruce was planning to come, but he's going to the shareholders' meeting," Alfred said, "Mr. Stark, who didn't get up this morning, came to pick up Miss. As for Mr. Kent," Alfred smiled: "He hasn't left work yet."

Dick raised his hand and looked at his watch. It was almost four o'clock in the afternoon. Dick scratched his head and asked, "Did Clark go to his company? He is the boss of the company, and he still has to go to get off work on time?" The two People walk side by side towards the SUV.

Alfred answered patiently: "Mr. Kent is indeed the boss of the new technology biological company, but he is also the director of the forensic department of the Metropolitan FBI branch." Dick looked up at the man, and Alfred looked at the little boy's surprised little With an expression on his face, he said: "Mr. Kent is indeed so idealistic. He thinks it is a very proud thing to be able to do justice for the dead at work."

"Well, that's right," said Dick.

"Even if," Alfred added, "Even if his salary for this job for a year is not worth a fraction of what Superman lost in the demon-like war."

"Really?" Dick asked.

"Really," the two walked to the side of the car. At this time, the window of the SUV fell down. Tony hugged a big fat and fluffy white dog, rubbing the dog's head resting on the side of the window with one hand while Said: "In the demon-like war, the trucks destroyed by Superman alone are almost his annual salary."

Alfred sat in the driver's seat, Dikla opened the door, squeezed beside Tony, and asked, "Then can I ask..."

Xiao Krypton stretched out his head and tried to wash Dick's face. Dick hurriedly reached out to subdue the lively dog's head. After listening to Tony, he said, "You want to ask why Bruce and I don't pay Superman this money, right?"

"Little Krypton, hey... hey... okay, okay, the cutest big dog in the world, I like it the most, enough enthusiasm, enough!" Dick hugged Bai Rongrong tightly, wiping his saliva on his face On the dog's neck, Xiao Krypton clung to Tony with a very calm look, and licked his nose solemnly.

"Why?" Dick came back to his senses and asked.

"Because Bruce and I discovered that this can effectively reduce Superman's battle damage. As for the reason," Tony said: "You will know later."

From an angle that Dick couldn't see, Alfred was trying to control the corners of his mouth. Dick was a smart kid, and he heard Tony's suggestive tone, and he had the feeling that the people around him were constantly giving him Clues, as long as he connects these fragmented clues, he can discover the final answer.

Alfred started the car and drove towards Gotham Morning Star Kindergarten. Although Tony didn't know the way very well, the virtual screen projected by his mobile phone clearly showed the route. It was almost to the kindergarten. Tony patted the group on The puffed butt of Gouzi on his body, Gouzi moved it to Dick who opened his arms very obediently.

"Sir," Friday said suddenly, "After the facial recognition comparison of the surveillance cameras, there are at least five tabloid reporters squatting at the entrance of Morningstar Kindergarten Mr. Wayne. I don't recommend you get off the car."

If you can't squat Wayne, you can earn a wave of Stark.

"The little princess should be angry." Tony said, "I didn't dare to get out of the car because of the wave of paparazzi around the elementary school." Tony touched the top of the boy's furry head and said, "The main thing is not with you." I’m too familiar with this excuse, I still have some reason.” Dick burst out laughing, and Tony said: “But if I don’t get out of the car here, Xiao Nizi, the tabloid will be able to write tomorrow…”

"Stark and Wayne seem to be at odds with each other." Tony pointed his fingers slightly, and continued: "The godfather of Marzanina didn't get out of the car after picking up the children from school? Is it hypocrisy or real feelings?" Dick laughed Jumped on the back of the driver's seat.

The car stopped, and Dick hugged the dog. From a long distance, he saw Tony in a woolen coat walking towards the gate of the kindergarten with a nonchalant look. Of course, the experienced Alfred stopped him. The paparazzi reporter on the road, Tony walked to the small side door of the kindergarten, picked up Sa Yazi and rushed from inside, the little girl who was so vigorous that even the teacher didn't stop her.

Tony just stamped his feet and was surrounded by reporters. Dick watched from afar, and Tony answered the tabloid reporters with a smile on his face. There was another burst of flashing lights. The little girl buried her head on Tony's shoulder, Al Fred made a sullen face as if to say a few warnings, before the two adults and one child walked towards the car.

There was a sound of "click", and a flash light came on the front of the car. Dick was taken aback, then turned his head, and saw a reporter lying on the front of the car, taking a photo of him.The dog moved its buttocks and rubbed against Dick, who was bowing his head. Dick smiled, and the flashing light flashed, his chin dug into the dog's fur, and rubbed against him.

The car door on Dick's right hand side opened, and Mazanina rushed in. She ignored the excited paparazzi at the front of the car, hugged her adoptive brother, rubbed Dick and the dog super cutely, and the flash went off again.

Alfred stood outside the driver's door and said to the reporter: "Okay, sir, you've got your topic, we're leaving."

The reporter who was taking pictures in front of the front of the car obediently slipped away after hearing this. Mazanina stroked the dog's hair with her little hand and said, "Dick, next time you meet a reporter who is rude to you, don't be polite. Dad said, Wayne Enterprises The legal team targeted those journalists."

"Okay," Dick replied.

The SUV drove towards Wayne Manor. Along the way, Xiao Nizi chatted with Tony about the interesting things in the kindergarten, and asked Dick about the things in the school. Naturally, Dick, who had become Master Grayson, was not happy. He would talk about the cynicism of his classmates at school, but he would tell Nina about the stupid things that the scumbags even miscalculated in simple multiplication.

When they got home, they would sit in the living room and watch TV until dinner was approaching. Clark and Bruce came back from the outside one after the other. Clark followed Bruce with a distance of two or three steps.

Mazanina heard footsteps, and she called out to the two fathers: "Daddy, papa!"

Tony raised his hand, and he pressed the in-ear Bluetooth headset in his right ear. "Sir, today is the day of the Wayne Enterprises shareholder meeting," Friday said, "and Superman just finished the rescue of the Gotham digester explosion 45 minutes ago. .” Tony watched Bruce walk around the coffee table quite naturally and sit on the single sofa.

What the hell?

Tony sniffed subconsciously, but didn't smell anything.

Mazanina sat on the edge of the sofa, she leaned towards Clark who was standing in the distance, sucked her small nose, her small brows frowned, and she said softly: "Papa, you smell It stinks!"

Clark, who had been soaking in the sea for 10 minutes, said calmly, "How is that possible?"

Mazanina was very confused, and described: "Why do you smell like... like papa."

Dick stood up, he sniffed, and then leaned close to Clark, just two fingers away, he smelled it, and he said, "No, there's no smell at all."

Tony didn't smell it, neither did Master Bruce, who was calm and composed. Just like Clark said, Mazanina had gradually developed.

Tony was beside Dick, he saw Dick's movement, Tony's face contorted uncontrollably, Dick caught a glimpse of Tony's expression from the corner of his eye, he was a little dazed.

And for Tony, the digester exploded and it smelled like poop, just these two sentences—the picture has come out, okay?

Look at Bruce's natural avoidance, how many times it takes to temper it?