The prince insisted on embarrassing me [Transmigration Book]

On the way back, it rained lightly, and the rain fell on the ground with a rustling sound.Wu Jun usually likes this kind of quiet weather the most. The clear rainwater seems to be able to wash away all the stains and put a new layer of clothes on the earth.

He was a little emotional.Looking at the marketplace outside the carriage, the crowd is endless.Although I created them myself, I can't know their lives one by one. In this way, may I be an insignificant passer-by to them.

"Brother, are you having a twitch?" Wu Li wrapped his arms around Wu Jun's neck, and gave him a warm greeting punch.

Wu Jun shook his head indifferently, and Wu Li nodded habitually: "It's boring not going out for a month. Don't worry, I will enjoy it for you. Oh, that's right, the man your mother brought back is Yi Chunyuan, right? Tsk tsk, you really have a strong taste."

"Ding dong, the welfare mission is open. When the intimacy value reaches 99, you can get poker skills, and develop the poker business to gain permanent wealth. The current intimacy value is 1."

Playing cards... really have yours.

As soon as he got out of the car, Wu Jun looked around——

"What about Yince?"

"What inducement?"

"That's the one you just said."

"The third room in the east gate. Huh? Where are you going?"

"What do you say?"

Asking Amu to lead the way, Wu Jun, a road idiot, can save a few detours.

"Young master, this young master has been hit by an arrow deeply, and the doctor is not sure when he will wake up."

In response, Wu Jun still vividly remembers the scene where he defended himself from arrows, sighed and asked the system in his heart: Can you designate rewards to increase self-protection ability?

"Ding Dong, killing Jia Ye permanently increases the defense value by [-], dear, you can complete this task."

...Is there anyone who will not be killed?

"Ding Dong, if you reach [-] intimacy with Yin Ce, you can choose a reward package - a permanent increase of [-] points in defense ability, attack ability or light function ability."

...Do you have any hobbies?

"Ding Dong, no dear, this system is helping you. You have a good relationship with Yince, it may be of great help in the future."

Oh~ Wu Jun understands, Yin Ce may be a hidden protagonist, the kind with buffs.What the hell are you waiting for? !In order to save your life, brushing intimacy counts as a yo-yo! !

Wu Jun buried his head and kissed Yin Ce several times on the left and right cheeks, and Amu's jaw almost dropped in shock.Birds... beasts?Forget it, you can't scold your son.

"Ding Dong, congratulations, the intimacy of Qin and Yince has increased by 1, and the total is 2."

It's too low bro...

Bobobo took a few big mouthfuls, and Wu Jun, who was buried in the kiss, was suddenly pushed away by his hand.

Yin Ce's surprised face: "What are you doing?"

Wu Jun: "The weather is really nice today."

A Mu's face was redder than Wu Jun's. He rushed forward and pulled Wu Jun while explaining: "Our young master may see that there is something dirty on your face, son, and wipe it off for you."

Yince blinked, stretched out his hand and wiped his face, it was a little wet, "Sure enough, Mr. Wu, you still mind the kiss from Yichunyuan, so you took this kiss back before I woke up?"

Ah this.

Hearing the key word "Yichunyuan", Amu looked at Wu Jun with a more profound gaze, and praised his young master's dedication in catching the assassin in his heart.It turned out that it was to better integrate into the environment, so it moved its mouth.

"Cough," it's so embarrassing, what should I say, "Just wake up and eat something light, I'll cook some porridge for you."

Turning around and going out, he grabbed Amu and gave him a chestnut. Wu Jun was furious: "Didn't you say that the doctor said that he was hit by an arrow deeply, and he didn't know when he would wake up?! This nima obviously woke up so fast!"

Amu raised his eyes innocently, his pupils became brighter, and the admiration was clearly evident on his face: "The doctor is indeed right. But young master, you really worked hard to catch the assassin, and you used both force and mouth. Amu really admires you. "

It's really an out-and-out silly white sweet.Wu Jun pursed his lips and said, "Hurry up and cook the porridge."

After tossing and tossing in the kitchen for a long time, Wu Jun, who was lying under the stove and blowing air with his mouth foolishly, was dazzled by the smoke, and tears fell straight down.

Amu couldn't stand it anymore, and dragged Wu Jun out of the thick white smoke, "Young master, you'd better not stay here, you are crying enough to cook another pot of porridge."

"I can do it!" He wiped his tears, his face was covered with black marks, and he thought it was someone who just came back from digging coal, "I cough cough cough for cooking! I have experience, I can help busy."

He squinted his eyes, subconsciously followed Amu to drag him in the opposite direction, and used practical actions to fight.Turning around, Wu Jun's left half of his face seemed to be crushed instantly with a steamroller. Wu Li kicked the window in, jumped and grabbed a chicken leg and left.

Passing by the window again, she bit a chicken leg and greeted Amu: "Yo Amu, is there a new coal worker beside you?"

Amu didn't know how to answer for a moment, and just about to say that Wu Li had gone out through the window and disappeared.He licked the corner of his lips nervously, "Master, are you alright?"

Wu Jun was dumbfounded and moved the left half of his face a little bit, then turned around to report that he was safe: "It's okay, Wu Li..."

"Who is talking about me behind my back?" With a crisp sound, the right half of Wu Jun's face was also severely injured by the window.His nose seemed to be unable to resist the serious injury at last, and it started to spray nosebleeds, like a red waterfall.

"Young master, are you all right?"

"It's okay, it's a small problem, it's important to cook porridge."

Wu Jun calmly took out a handkerchief from his belt, pinched a corner and stuffed it into his nostril.

When the hard-won bowl of porridge was finally cooked, Wu Jun's hand holding the bowl was trembling, as if holding a god.

"Yince, I'm here." Pushing the door open, I saw Yince standing in the room looking at the hanging paintings, "Fill your stomach first, come and taste my handicraft."

Hearing the sound, Yince sat down on a round stool beside him, said "thank you" and looked at the bowl of porridge without saying a word, wondering what he was thinking.

The porridge is steaming, and it relieves a lot from the inside to the outside. The cold and humid weather is warm from the bottom of my heart.

Looking at Yin Ce's left hand holding the bowl, Wu Jun stretched out his hand and shook his hand, warming that cold hand.

Yin Ce raised his head immediately, and met Wu Jun's eyes just like that.After two seconds of silence, Wu Jun broke the calm first.

"Are you afraid of death?"

"Of course I'm afraid."

"Then why did you save me?"

"Maybe—I'm even more afraid that the only person who treats me well will disappear in the world."

"Ding Dong, congratulations, the intimacy of Qin and Yince has increased by 1, and the total is 3."

Wu Jun's eyebrows and eyes were like peaks, and the corners of his mouth were raised, "You are left-handed. Seeing that you just woke up, you used your left hand to push me away. Obviously at that angle, the right hand is more convenient."

Hearing this, Yin Ce's expression changed visibly, from calm to surprise, and from surprise to calm again.He smiled and wanted to break free from the confinement of Wu Jun's palm, "It was the madam who asked me to change it, so naturally I usually use my right hand."

"No." Wu Jun tightened his strength, and pulled out the handkerchief in his nose, "The old knife marks on the tiger's mouth on your left hand, the calluses on your fingertips, and you woke up so quickly with an arrow in your body. In general, In fact, you know martial arts, right? It’s not the kind where you often use your right hand when you show your fists and embroider your legs.”

Yin Ce rolled his eyes, and his upper and lower white teeth bit together in a fighting style.

Just as he was about to explain, Wu Jun looked up to the sky and laughed like crazy: "Ahahahaha!" It's really probably a hidden protagonist's buff!It's a taste that you can hug your thighs hahahaha!

"Mr. Wu Jun, in fact, you still think of me as a brothel man for fun, right?" Yin Ce's eyes dimmed a few times, and his voice was like an ant fly.

Hearing this, a small lightning flashed through Wu Jun's brain as if stuck in a brain block, he stopped and looked at Yin Ce with only eyeballs dripping - the cold wind poured in from the window, blowing the broken hair on his forehead, making it more contrasting his sorrow.

Yin Ce's appearance is not very handsome, on the contrary, he is a kind of glamorous and refined in his bones. Just using a profile face can make people feel that he is extraordinarily gorgeous and charming.Even if he is a man, it doesn't affect him at all. Wu Jun, who is also a man, admires his appearance.

Why didn't I find out before that he is really suitable to be an oiran.

Wu Jun was surprised that this sentence jumped out of his mind.He accepted the idiot, and quickly coaxed: "No, no, I never thought about it. If you don't believe me, you can go out and find out who I am, Wu Jun."

Yin Ceqian gave an "um", but still didn't jump out of his own atmosphere, with a little sadness.

Wu Jun's heart was stabbed, and he felt an indescribable heaviness.He let go of Yin Ce's hand, picked up the porridge bowl and spoon handle, scooped up a mouthful and blew it to his mouth, intending to take away the warm male wind.

"Yin..." Before the name could be uttered, hot blood rushed out of the nasal cavity.

What the hell!

Wu Jun hurriedly put down the bowl and spoon, grabbed the handkerchief pinned to his waist just now, bent over and wiped it vigorously, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Wu Li, who happened to pass by the window, quickly caught this scene inside the house from the corner of his eye.The angle of view is misplaced, and Wu Jun, whose back is turned to him, looks like he is doing something bad.So he went in through the window immediately, shouted "How dare you moles a good woman", grabbed Wu Jun's collar and forcibly turned his face, ready to punch him.

"Oh!" Before the heavy punch landed on Wu Jun's face, Wu Li was startled by his pig face, "My lord, you are really skilled, and you beat me more beautifully."

Wu Jun threw Wu Li's hand away impatiently, "Go away, your brother, I am a gentleman. This is my honorable proof of my work in the kitchen!"

"Tsk tsk, you really have a way of talking now. The rice you cook is edible? Could it be that Amu kindly cooks it for you?"

"You talk nonsense, you are my big rogue and a big troll! When you were young, you always pestered me to cook noodles for you. Don't you still eat well?"

"That's because I didn't develop a good tongue when I was young, and you forced me to eat it because you are better than me in martial arts!"

"..."

"Pfft!" The words of the two brothers and sisters who did not give in to each other sounded really funny. It was a complete child quarrel, and Yin Ce couldn't hold back a chuckle.

Immediately, Wu Jun touched his cheek, and the pain brought him back to his senses.It's over, it's embarrassing, and I can't get a few points of intimacy.

Still running first, Wu Li only saw a ball of black balls flashing in front of him, and Wu Jun disappeared.