steal the moon

He frowned and looked at the phone screen, not knowing how to reply, Yu Qianfei waited for a while, but was impatient.

--ignore me?

Yan Nuan couldn't wait to answer him "Yes, I don't want to talk to you", and was afraid that this guy would become more cranky, so he could only speak patiently.

——I have my own sense of propriety, and I won't act recklessly.

Yu Qianfei returned him an old-fashioned emoticon package with thumbs up.

The conversation could have ended here, but there was a sentence in what Yu Qianfei said just now that Yan Nuan was very concerned about.

——Where did you hear that this circle is very chaotic?

he asks.

Yu Qianfei replied quickly.

——Is the dating software you use messy?

Yan Nuan had a bad guess in her heart.

——You won’t download it, will you?

Yu Qianfei first sent a smirk, and then replied several times in a row.

—— A little curious, just take a look

——The people on it are too explicit, which makes people feel not very good

——I personally don’t think it’s a good choice to find a partner there

What happened to this straight man on the APP?Yan Nuan's mind involuntarily sketched out some scary pictures that made the skin crawl.

He resisted the embarrassment and discomfort, and typed the text quickly.

—You are so offensive, go delete

--Going right now

Yu Qianfei made a sighing expression.

--Alright alright

--deleted

Yan Nuan is worried.

--you promise?

Yu Qianfei made a gesture of spreading his hands,

——If you don’t believe me, come and check

Yan Nuan didn't want to face him face to face now, so she could only choose to trust him.

He tried to reason with Yu Qianfei calmly.

——What's so curious, even if I'm gay, it won't affect you, there's no need to know about that.It's like I wouldn't go after you and ask about heterosexuality.

Yu Qianfei's answer left him speechless.

——But no, we heterosexuals have no secrets.

Yan Nuan replied angrily.

——I don't care if there is one.

After sending, before Yu Qianfei could reply, he answered another sentence.

——Let’s not talk about it.

Yu Qianfei returned a sighing expression, looking cheap.

Yan Nuan felt restless, closed the chat software, turned over on the bed a few times, clicked on the app market, and downloaded the app again.

After reinstalling and logging in, he tried to refresh the nearby people, and soon found a user identified as "less than 10 meters" in the list.

Looking at the familiar puppy head in the user profile picture, Yan Nuan almost spit out on the spot.

Liar, said to delete it, isn't it still online?

Yan Nuan opened the account with Lucky as the profile picture, and soon couldn't laugh or cry.

Yu Qianfei's account name is "Just passing by for a casual look", and his profile says: I chose 1 but I'm a straight man, just download it out of curiosity and take a look casually, don't send me photos, don't send me Photos, don't send me photos.

The important content was said three times, so it can be seen that I really received a lot of greetings.

Yan Nuan's fingers trembled above the "report" button in the upper right corner.

So annoying.

It wasn't just Yu Qianfei himself who was annoying, but thinking that there might have been many men who took the initiative to show affection to Yu Qianfei these days, he felt very upset.

But soon, he explained to himself that it shouldn't happen.

The attribute of "straight man" has a wonderful allure for gay men, but it is really unconvincing to call yourself a straight man even though you are on a gay dating app, and it seems so scheming.

Yu Qianfei's height and weight personal information is completely blank, and there are not so many fools who would enthusiastically post it.

With that in mind, he casually clicked on Yu Qianfei's personal news, and then froze.

Most people on this software will choose to set dynamic visibility permissions, and only friends or authorized objects can view them.

But Yu Qianfei actually made it public.

The first post in the feed is a picture of the guy himself.While posting the picture, he asked: Brothers, how do you rate this appearance in your circle?

Yan Nuan was stunned by the overwhelming embarrassment, and threw the phone out on the spot.

The phone bounced on the bed and sank into the quilt.Yan Nuan raised her hands and covered her face.

How could there be such an embarrassing man in this world, liking this kind of man makes one feel ashamed.

I can't wait to rush to the next door and kill this idiot with my mobile phone.

Yan Nuan hesitated for a while before mustering up the courage to pick up the phone again.He swallowed secretly when he clicked on the comment section, and immediately after that, the uneasy feeling just now flooded out again.

There are a total of eight messages in the comment area.

--husband!husband!

Yu Qianfei didn't return.

——7 points, it’s okay.Is it you?

Yu Qianfei replied: No.

——Check my education!Check my degree!

Yu Qianfei asked: Education?Do I still need to consider academic qualifications?

——Brother, my skills are very good~

Yu Qianfei didn't return.

— Supermarket me!Olive me!

Yu Qianfei made three question marks.

--generally.

Yu Qianfei didn't return.

——Is it me?If yes, please fire me immediately, thank you.

Yu Qianfei replied: It's not me.

——The top is good, look at the bottom?

Yu Qianfei didn't return.

Yan Nuan clicked on the comment section and typed in the text: Looks like something is wrong with my brain, don't be ashamed of coming out, just delete it.

After playing, he took a deep breath, exhausted 12 points of self-control, and chose to empty.

He sighed and swiped downwards. After seeing the next state clearly, he almost fainted on the spot.

——Brothers, I’m really not gay, my best buddy came out with me, I’m curious, just want to know

You are so honest!

Yan Nuan clicked into the comment with anxiety.

——What are you curious about, you will understand after sleeping with your buddy

——Reconsideration, if the photo above is of you, the success rate is 90.00%, try it if you don’t believe me.I was wrong when I didn't say it.

Yan Nuan stared at these two comments for more than ten seconds, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and pressed and pressed to report.

The system pops up a prompt, indicating that the message has been received, and then the screen jumps for a while, as if stuck, the page is blank.

Yan Nuan waited for a few seconds, chose to back off, and came to a completely unfamiliar account profile page.

The name of this person's account is "Stealing a Moon", and his profile picture is a bright moon. His profile says he is 186 in height, and he loves sports and nature, while the rest is blank.

Is there a bug?Yan Nuan entered the dynamic page of the other party in doubt, and suddenly saw Yu Qianfei's photo.Yan Nuan was puzzled and wanted to see if the comment area was still the same as before, but it couldn't be displayed after clicking.Refresh again and the photos are gone.

He retreated to the other party's profile page, and the system showed that this person named "Stealing the Moon" was 1735 kilometers away from him.

When he was at a loss, a prompt popped up in the lower right corner, and someone greeted him.

After clicking on it, it is "Stealing a Moon".

--Hi, how are you!

Yan Nuan stared blankly at the screen for a while, then slowly narrowed her eyes.

Well, you Yu Qianfei, you think it will be perfect if you change your face and reposition it a thousand miles away, don't you?

He could spot Yu Qianfei nearby, and no doubt Yu Qianfei could see him too.The information in Yan Nuan's account has a certain degree of authenticity, and it is not difficult to correspond to it.

What is this guy up to?

Yan Nuan replied angrily.

——what do you want to do?

Yu Qianfei also installed it.

——I want to get to know you, is it convenient?

I really want to answer him with the word "roll".

Yan Nuan couldn't be sure for a while whether Yu Qianfei was trying to make fun of herself, and hesitated for a long time without replying.

Sure enough, Yu Qianfei couldn't bear it anymore, and sent another one.

——I just downloaded this app, and I don’t know how to use it yet. Do you use it often?Can you teach me?

Yan Nuan thought for a moment, then returned.

- I don't use it too much.

As he thought about it, Yu Qianfei looked a bit like trying to talk to him.

Sure enough, not long after, new news came.

--Oh, that's how it is.People have been asking me to meet these days, do you often meet people privately?

The idiot still wants to play tricks and do espionage work, but Yan Nuan is angry and helpless, and he still wants to laugh.Yu Qianfei was too busy meddling.Before he came out of the closet, although he cared about his love life, he was not so obsessed with it, he was simply obsessed.

However, looking at it from another angle, this is also a good opportunity for clarification.

Yan Nuan responded accordingly.

——I don't make an appointment.

After the sentence was finished, there was a long silence on the other side.

Just when Yan Nuan thought this boring farce was over, a new message popped up in the dialogue window.

——Then do you have a boyfriend?

Yu Qianfei had already asked this question a few days ago, did he answer it then?Now I'm asking in another identity, don't you believe me?

Yan Nuan was not happy.

--No.

The other party seemed to have guessed his answer and prepared in advance, and the next message jumped out immediately.

——Then do you have someone you like?

Yan Nuan paused.

Why are you asking this?

Why not ask in person?

Yes, he is an idiot, his head is full of paste, he is very owed, his mental age is seven years old, and he is an overage kid.

I like you idiot.

Yan Nuan bit her lip and typed in the dialog box.

——Yu Qianfei

After pressing send, there were some strange sounds from the room next to the wall, as if something had fallen to the ground.

Yan Nuan sighed, stood up, opened the door and walked out, knocked on Yu Qianfei's door twice, then opened the door and walked in without waiting for a response.

Yu Qianfei was squatting on the ground to pick up his mobile phone, when he heard the movement, he raised his head in horror.

The two looked at each other for a few seconds, Yan Nuan sighed: "I mean, Yu Qianfei, I know it's you."

"Ah? What?" Yu Qianfei grabbed the phone and stood up, "What is me?"

"Steal the moon," Yan Nuan walked up to him, "Take out your phone, I'll watch you delete it."

Seeing that his deeds were completely exposed, Yu Qianfei stopped denying it, picked up the phone with a smirk, quit the app and chose to uninstall it in front of Yan Nuan.

"I did those tests because my ex cheated, just in case," Yan Nuan said, "Don't worry, even if you share the bathroom, your risk of infection is very low."

Yu Qianfei pursed her lips and muttered, "I'm not worried about this."

"Then what are you worried about?" Yan Nuan asked.

"I... I just want to make a joke with you," Yu Qianfei said, "It's nothing else, don't think too much, haha."

The author says:

Straight Guy's Twist: Am I the Unattractive Type Among Gays?Nuan Baobao doesn't think I'm abnormal at all!Let me do a survey... Well, it seems that the feedback is not bad... Then why is Nuan Bao not interested in me?It's weird!I wonder if it's not because I'm gay, I really just think it doesn't make sense based on logic.Why don't you let me test it... what is really me? !ah? !Huh……?Oh, no, no, it’s okay if it’s not, I’m relieved, the friendship is preserved haha! ...but why not me?Why not?I'm really not expecting anything, I just don't think it makes sense!It seems that what he said about his poor eyesight is true.