steal the moon

After the sluggishness passed, he subconsciously wanted to block it, but he hesitated when he clicked on the menu option.

After thinking for a few seconds, Yan Nuan switched windows and opened the image search engine on the external network.Enter keywords, and after a while, he found the picture he needed.

A bloody photo of a man's genitalia chopped into several pieces, but the prototype is still obvious.

Although Yan Nuan is a dentist, he was born as a medical student after all, and has seen many real things, so he has a strong immunity to such photos.

After saving the picture, he switched back to that app, just now that wretched man was asking if he was still there.

Yan Nuan sent Tulahei to delete the chat records in one go, and finally turned to the phone and gave a secret "pooh" in his heart.

Unfavorable start, but did not completely dispel his enthusiasm.

Yan Nuan tried to search, and was surprised to find that there were quite a few users within a radius of ten kilometers, and some were even only a few hundred meters apart.

Taking a quick look, most people don't share real photos of themselves.Yan Nuan learned a lot from the pitfalls, immediately changed her avatar, and set the photo album to private.

After that, he edited his profile and clearly wrote his expectations: make friends seriously on the premise of establishing a stable relationship.In addition, it also fills in basic information such as your height and age according to the format.

He has always been introverted and socially passive. It is more in line with his personality to complete his personal information and wait for others to chat privately.

About half an hour later, I received a new private chat message.

The other party seemed very polite.

--Hello are you there

Yan Nuan was a little nervous, but replied politely.

——Hello, yes.

The other side was quiet for a long time, and after a while, a long string of texts came.

——I saw the front of what you wrote,, and I also: like-minded,,, I want to find a life partner, stick to it for the rest of my life, I don’t know what you want,,, exchange photos

Yan Nuan hesitated.The other party seemed very sincere, but the passage was messed up, and there were obvious typos, which was really disappointing.

He wanted to reply "not suitable", but thinking that he was better than that wretched man just now, after thinking about it, he decided to take a look before talking.

--Can

This software has a function that supports two people to send photos at the same time and open them together.

After sending photos to each other, the other party quickly made comments

——You,, are so handsome!

Yan Nuan froze in front of the phone.

The photo sent by the other party is clearly a middle-aged uncle who is over fifty years old, with gray hair and a worrying hairline. The square face that fills the entire screen can make people jump.

Yan Nuan glanced at the information on the other side, only to find that the other party didn't fill in the age at all, but the height was 165cm.

He replied awkwardly.

—Uncle, it's not suitable.

The other party spoke amazingly.

——My daughter, 23 years old this year,,, just graduated,, introduce to you, I will be your father-in-law

Yan Nuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

——Uncle, you seem to have made a mistake, this software is not used in this way

Originally thought that this uncle wanted to find a partner for his daughter but went to the wrong place, but unexpectedly the other party's next speech made Yan Nuan's jaw drop completely.

——That’s right,,, I’m flirtatious, and I’m good at blowjobs

Yan Nuan was dumbfounded.

When he came back to his senses, the finger pancakes he ate not long ago started to make noise, as if they were about to gush out.

Yan Nuan resisted the discomfort and quickly typed a reply.

——If you don’t repair yourself, please show some face

After posting, another set of blacklisting and deletion.

Who are the people on this software?Yan Nuan couldn't recover for a long time, and felt nauseated.

Is the idea of ​​relying on the Internet really so unreliable?

After the baptism of the two weirdos, most of Yan Nuan's enthusiasm disappeared, and she was too lazy to bother, so she simply left the phone aside.

After finishing the housework and having lunch, I wanted to take a nap, picked up the phone, and found a new strange message.

——Really not dating?

Yan Nuan replied angrily.

——No appointment.

Pressing send, I was about to block this person, but saw that the other party sent me a like emoji.

—Okay, shall we chat then?

Yan Nuan blinked and replied with a question mark.

The other party explained.

——Many people's profiles say they don't make appointments, but they actually want to lie to Liang.You are not such a person, are you?

——What does cheat good mean?

——It’s just pretending to be a decent person, looking for innocent swindlers.

Yan Nuan hurriedly replied.

— absolutely not

The other party made another laughing emoji.

—Let’s just believe it.There are too many things in this software, you know.

Yan Nuan took it for granted.

—Yes, I just met two.

The two chatted so naturally.After hearing what happened to Yan Nuan, the other party was both funny and sympathetic.

——The former is all over the place, but it’s the first time I’ve heard of the latter. You’ve won the lottery.His daughter is really unlucky for eight lifetimes

Yan Nuan thought for a while and asked:

——Have you used this for a long time?

The other side returned soon.

——No, it was downloaded a few years ago, but it was uninstalled in the middle, and it was just installed last week

——Because you are single again?

The other party sent a crying emoji.

- you are so smart

So the topic shifted to the other party's predecessor.

The boy with the account name Suansutang told him that he and his ex met on this app.Although the rounding at the beginning can also be classified as a "covenant", both of them immediately felt the attraction to each other, quickly confirmed the relationship, and then deleted the software together.They have been together for more than a year, and their relationship has been very good.

This relationship, which seemed to Sour Candy to be very smooth and without any crisis, ended in chaos.

When he passed by a hotel, he glanced casually and found that the groom on the welcome sign at the door had the same name as his boyfriend.Looking at it again, it looks exactly the same.

——The night before yesterday, I was still calling my baby on my bed, and married a woman I didn’t know in the blink of an eye, you said it’s weird or not

The impact was too strong, and Yan Nuan didn't know how to comfort her for a while.

As a story listener, he can only continue to be obedient and supportive.

--and after?

Later, Sour Candy entered the venue and saw her boyfriend who was wearing a suit and a corsage, she lost her sanity for a moment, and quarreled with him, making it very difficult.Finally, the bride's parents called the police, and a large group of people went to the police station in a mighty manner.

——The bride’s family should thank you, right?

Yan Nuan said.

—No, they hate me.The bride scolded me the most, saying that I was uneasy and kind, and that she believed in her husband.In the evening, the wedding ceremony was finished.

Yan Nuan was speechless again.

——I'm angry now thinking about it!I was so angry that my mouth was foaming!It hasn't gone away for a week!

As a dentist, Yan Nuan felt something was wrong.

——What kind of bubble?Where does it grow?How does it feel to touch it?

——On the gums, it doesn’t hurt, it’s sour when touched

The other party replied.

Yan Nuan frowned.

- Is there any cavities nearby?

The other side realized something.

——I did have a tooth that often hurt before, but it has healed recently.how?Isn't this bubble on fire?

Yan Nuan sighed.

——That tooth doesn’t hurt not because it’s healed, it’s more likely because it’s dead.

——? ! ? ! ? !

——Take time to go to the hospital to have a look, otherwise the teeth next to it will be dragged down.

Yan Nuan and Suan Tang chatted until the evening.

After the tooth decay episode, the conversation quickly returned to their love life.After hearing the sad past of Suantang, Yan Nuan also tried to confide to him her long and hopeless unrequited love.

Sour Candy is very emotional and sympathetic.

——If I were you, I probably couldn’t bear to confess my love

Yan Nuan smiled wryly and shook her head.

—he won't accept it.He only regards me as a friend, no matter how deep the relationship is, it is different from love

——If you don’t accept it, don’t accept it, it’s better than you are suffering alone now.No matter what you say, let him choose after he finishes talking, and if he can't stand it, just pull him down, so he can take the opportunity to distance himself, it won't be worse than it is now.

The truth is correct, Yan Nuan also thought so.In the end, no action was taken, not only because of lack of courage.

——But what did he do wrong to share my pain?I liked him without permission, and it's not something he needs to be responsible for.

Knowing that the other party can't respond, knowing that the other party will suffer psychological torment because of this, just wanting to confess freely is more like a kind of revenge.

Yan Nuan didn't want to take revenge on Yu Qianfei, he liked Yu Qianfei and hoped that Yu Qianfei would be happy.

After a long time, the other party finally replied.

- you are so gentle

Yan Nuan was not good at facing such straightforward compliments, she didn't know how to reply for a while, and felt a little embarrassed.

Fortunately, the other party sent a new message.

——Don’t you think that two people like us are suitable for hugging to keep warm?

He was right.Both of them have not been able to get out of the last failed relationship. There is a gap in their hearts, and they are eager to find a new filling, and they are willing to try to cultivate the relationship.

Even if you don't feel any heartbeat now, at least you can talk, at least it's "appropriate".

Yan Nuan nodded and offered a suggestion straightforwardly.

— Do you want to exchange photos?

Unexpectedly, the other party refused.

——Let’s meet directly!Keep a little mystery first!Don't worry, I'm not ugly!

It's not such a bad idea.

--it is good.

Yan Nuan replied solemnly.