Rabbit sperm wife is super cute

On the banks of the Styx River, resentful souls drifted away.

They lingered at the bridge, refusing to drink Mengpo soup, and refusing to go to reincarnation, all because of their deep obsession.

Tong Ling was wearing a thick big jacket, carrying a big basket on his back as he shuttled among the resentful souls.

It is alert and vigilant, and it will stop in front of the seemingly harmless resentful soul, raise its well-behaved little rabbit face and ask politely: "Hello, you look sad, do you need help?"

The resentful soul saw that it was a weird rabbit, and the god statue on its back was also unknown, so it ignored it.

Tong Ling has been here for a long time, and now he has not discussed a single transaction.

The patrol guards of Hades saw it and drove it away.

Tong Ling fled from east to west, avoiding the guard's eyeliner, and turned into an old fritter.

It knows that it is not easy to make a living in the underworld, and it has enough patience.

After wandering around for some time, Tong Ling was a little hungry. He found a remote corner and sat down, took out the idol behind him and put it in front of him, clasped his palms together and said reverently: "Husband, Tong Tong's wish today is to have a grass statue." cake to eat."

After speaking, it took out a piece of grass cake from the pocket of its clothes, and said pleasantly: "It really is a grass cake, you are really a god."

In fact, these are prepared by itself every day.

The idol has not been worshiped for so long, it is now the only believer.

It raises some small wishes every day, and then fulfills them by itself, so that the wish can be fulfilled smoothly.

Tong Ling was holding a dry straw cake to his mouth, when a resentful spirit drifted over.

This is a very young girl.

She leaned over and asked Tong Ling: "I have been watching you for a long time, can you really help me fulfill my wish?"

Tong Ling hurriedly put the grass cake back into his arms, and said seriously: "It's not me, it's God."

As he said that, Tong Ling pointed at the statue in front of him with his claws and continued: "As long as you sincerely pray to God, God will help you achieve your wish, but it can only be a positive wish. You have to make a wish."

The girl squatted down, tilted her head and looked at the statue carefully, and said, "What kind of god are you? It doesn't look like a Bodhisattva or a Buddha. I don't think I've seen it before."

Tong Ling smiled and said, "He is a very enthusiastic god."

The girl hesitated for a moment, then asked again: "Then who are you? An envoy?"

"Yes, I am his envoy." Tutu was extremely proud.

"Okay, it's you rabbit monster again!" A fierce voice came, "Get out of here."

The person who came was a patrol soldier on the banks of the Styx River. He shot down heavily with his spear, and Tutu jumped away in fright.

"Don't cheat here, and make trouble every day with someone who doesn't know what it is."

Tong Ling clenched his claws tightly and said angrily, "He is a god, you can't say that about him!"

"Just him? God damn it! Is he worthy? Make a golden body to be a god? Then I can be a god too. Your thing is evil, I think it's just a filthy evil thing!"

Tong Ling couldn't bear others to slander Zhou Mian, so it bared its teeth, flew up and kicked sideways, and its hind paws left a red mark on the face of the vulgar soldier.

"If it wasn't for him, how could the Six Realms be so stable? Why do you judge him like this!" Tong Ling roared angrily after landing.

"You don't have to drink a toast! Since you love to come to the underworld, I will let you stay here forever!"

After all, the Yin soldiers poked at Tong Ling with the spear in their hands.

Tong Ling's spiritual power is weak now, and he can't summon the magic weapon, so he can only dodge flexibly by jumping around.

"Don't fight, don't fight." The female soul who was about to pray just now dissuaded her.

The Yin soldiers pushed her away, seeing that they couldn't hit Tong Ling, he was going to destroy the golden body.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Tong Ling flew over and hugged the golden body and rolled around to avoid harm.

Taking advantage of the situation, the Yin soldier picked up Tong Ling's clothes with the tip of his gun and lifted it up.

He said, "Isn't your god very powerful? Why doesn't he come out to save you now?"

Tong Ling felt the riot of evil spirits in the statue, and he quickly comforted him: "It's okay, husband, it's okay, Tongtong is not afraid, Tongtong can fly."

But now Tong Ling is hung on the spear, and the Yin soldiers are holding it up to throw it into the pool of hungry ghosts.

There are evil spirits who have been hungry for tens of thousands of years. If Tong Ling falls in, they will be eaten up in an instant, and maybe even the souls will not be left behind.

"Don't be like this, it's just a little rabbit." Wishing the female ghost to catch up.

"Stop meddling in your own business. If you're dead, you still have fart wishes. Get out and reincarnate." Yin Bing said impatiently.

Wishing that the female ghost rushed forward and bit his wrist, the Yin soldier screamed in pain, the spear in his hand was dropped, and Tong Ling landed firmly on the ground at this time.

Seeing the Yin soldier beating the female ghost, Tong Ling flew up and sat on top of him, and hit the Yin soldier on the head with the idol: "You are not allowed to fight ghosts, you are not allowed to fight ghosts!"

The noise they made attracted many ghosts to watch.

After a while, a larger group of Hades patrol guards came.

"Why are you arguing? Why are you arguing?" The leader of the big man pushed aside the group of souls and came over.

The three of them finally stopped what they were doing.

"You." The big man pointed to the Yin Bing who was beaten with stares in his eyes, "Tell me what's going on!"

The Yin soldier saw who was coming, and hurriedly knelt down and replied: "Report to Siwei, this rabbit demon shuttles around the banks of the Styx every day, holding a false god to let the soul worship. To disturb the minds of ghosts, the little one drives it away, but it actually hits the little one."

Tong Ling jumped down from the top of his head and said: "He lied, he was the one who uttered evil words first, and he was the first to strike!"

"I'm telling the truth. I don't know what it is in your hand. Why do people worship it? What contribution does he have? What kind of god does he have?" Seeing his colleagues coming, the Yin soldiers became even more angry.

Si Wei got a headache from their quarrel, he looked at Tong Ling and asked, "So what kind of god did you bring?"

Tong Ling hugged the general's golden body distressedly, and said, "He doesn't have a god..."

Hearing this, the Yin soldiers yelled even louder: "Si Wei, please decide for me. It just brought a filthy and dirty evil thing. The rabbit demon has committed a heinous crime. It is trying to disturb the underworld. It should be thrown into the Hungry Ghost Pool!"

"It's not because he doesn't deserve the god position, but because the god world doesn't deserve it!" Tong Ling said indignantly.

As soon as this remark came out, there was an uproar around, and this rabbit demon was so courageous that he openly trampled on the Protoss.

Tong Ling held up the portrait of the general and said: "He was the great general of Qiguo before he was alive. He killed enemies on the battlefield, defended his family and defended the country for half his life, and became an evil god after his death. Young Master Zhengshen! You only know the guardianship of the God Realm, but you don’t know that he bought the stability of the Six Realms this time! You ask me what contribution he has made, and I will tell you that you are not eaten by the Soul-devouring Beast now. His contribution!"

"Wait, who do you think he is?" the big man asked excitedly.

Tong Ling: "Evil God."

"No, he was alive!"

"General Qi Guo." Tong Ling replied.

"But General Zhou Mianzhou?" The big man's lips trembled.

"Yes."

"Can you lend me your god statue?" the big man said.

Tong Ling hesitated for a moment, but seeing the sincere eyes of the big man, he still handed over the statue.

The small idol became a miniature version in the hands of the big man.

The big man looked at the statue carefully for a long time, and murmured, "It's him, it's him."

Before Tong Ling understood what was going on, he saw the big man knelt down with a "boom" and cried loudly: "General, it's me, little six, can you hear me? Which bastard is it? You have become like this, I will go and chop him up now."

Tong Ling:?

Souls:?

Xiao Liuzi wiped away his tears, and looked at the Yin soldier who was uttering wild words with a distorted face: "Who did you just say is a filthy thing?"

Seeing that the momentum was not right, the Yin soldier kowtowed and slapped himself again: "Siwei, little one, I don't know the little one... The little one offended."

"Come on, this bastard is disrespectful to the evil gods and committed oral karma. Throw me into hell for pulling out his tongue for three to five hundred years. When will I remember and let him out again!"

"Yes."

"Si Wei, Si Wei, spare your life!"

The voice of the Yin soldier was far away, and the big man waved to the resentful souls around him: "It's gone, it's gone, what should I do, if you have nothing to do, go and drink two more bowls of Mengpo soup."

His fierce appearance scared away the ghosts of the crowd.

Si Wei stood up from the ground and said to Tong Ling, "Well, rabbit, come with me."

Tong Ling ran to the corner to find his own basket, and said to the praying female ghost: "Wait for me, I'll be back soon."

After speaking, it jumped up and followed the pace of the big man.

The big man took it to the resting place of the Yin soldiers, and saw him holding up the statue and saying, "Look who this is."

Those Yin soldiers looked up, and one of them said: "Vice General Qin, you are not so self-obsessed as to make a golden body for yourself, we will not offer it to you."

"Blind you, let's find out who this is." The big man patted his head.

The man's head fell off with a "snap", and Gu Lulu rolled to Tong Ling's feet.

Tong Ling:!

"Oh, deputy general, can you stop hitting your head?" the man complained.

Then the headless soul ran over, picked up its head and put it on, and said, "Why is there a rabbit here? Is it dinner tonight?"

"Get out of here." The big man kicked him.

The man didn't mind either. As soon as he stood up, he heard someone shout: "This is General Zhou! This is General Zhou, right?"

"It's him, it's him."

"Didn't it mean that General Zhou needed to go through a lot of calamities to become a god, so he was reincarnated? Why is there only a wisp of soul left now?"

"Did the calamity fail?"

"How is it possible? General Zhou is so powerful!"

Tong Ling sighed, it turned out that Zhou Mian's generals were all deceived.

"Hey, that rabbit brought the general here, it must know everything." The big man said.

Surrounded by everyone, Tong Ling stood on the table.

It told everything that happened to Zhou Mian in detail.

The big guy couldn't sit still for the first time, he stretched out his hand and transformed into his big axe, and said, "No wonder we are never allowed to get close to the entrance of hell, and dared to lock up our general twice, I'm going to release the evil spirit now and disturb him." Damn it turned upside down..."

"Don't, don't..." Tong Ling refused, "We can't add to his resentment."

"Yes, General Qin, calm down. We should respect General Zhou's decision. Since he went to the Buddhist Cave to baptize the evil spirits, it proves that he wants to regain his original heart. Besides, evil gods do not belong to the God Realm. If General Zhou becomes a god again, he won't make those bastards any less."

The big man sat down and said, "You have a point."

After a pause, he said again: "Then you can see clearly, from now on the rabbit is by the river Styx, whoever is on duty should take care of it more, understand?"

"General Qin, you don't need to say more about this, but you must take care of it." Everyone echoed.

"I haven't asked yet, what's your surname? Are you the envoy of General Zhou?" the big man asked.

Tong Ling stretched out his claws politely, and said, "Hello, my name is Tong Ling, and I am Zhou Mian's envoy and his lover..."

After finishing speaking, the room that was noisy just now suddenly became quiet.

"Love... people?" the big man repeated, "Yes, is that what I think?"

Tutu nodded and said, "We are getting married soon."

knock!

The big man slumped back to his chair. No wonder General Zhou never married, took concubines, or drank flower wine. They once suspected that General Zhou might have a habit of cutting off his sleeves. .

It's just that he never expected that General Zhou not only doesn't like women, he also doesn't like people!This is so exciting!Or General Zhou's thinking is ahead.

"Sister-in-law...sister-in-law..." Yin Soul, whose head had been slapped off just now, stammered.

"I was the one who made a rude statement just now. I shouldn't have said that you were our dinner. I'll just put my head down and apologize to you."

As he spoke, he took his head off and put it on the table, and said to the statue: "General Zhou, don't take it to heart, I won't eat rabbits anymore."

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感谢在2022-07-1016:25:21~2022-07-1117:01:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 piece of Luzhu Yiyi;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 235 bottles of lemon yellow;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!