I fart!
of course I remember.
Brand new, unopened, couple bedding!
Lin Guangxi remembered that when Shen Yi apologized just now, he said that the schedule of husband and wife life can also be put on the agenda...
He wouldn't really want to... Dabaa!
Lin Guangxi panicked, afraid that he would want to live as a couple right now, so he blurted out: "You, are you crazy! I just had a major operation!"
A major, minimally invasive surgery requiring indefinite recuperation beyond the limits of the human body.
So you can't immediately sauce and stuff, give up, dog thief!
He rolled away from Shen Yi's arms, closed his eyes indifferently and forcibly sealed his heart and locked his love, his desires were cut off, his soul came out of his body, Shen Yi didn't know who it was.
He was angry in his heart, this bastard is really slapping his nose, he just said that he just likes you a little bit, and you want to start practicing, do you know what a little bit means!Just hold hands and pop mouth, do you understand!
Brother dog thief.
Shen Yi was slightly taken aback, he hadn't finished speaking yet.
Because my wife saw their night supplies in the drawer before, and recently asked me for a small movie, had the idea of starting a married life, and even had a sexual dream about him... That pair of underwear is still in the collection. It's in his drawer.
Now that the conversation has been made, I also took off my vest on my own initiative, so I want to remind my wife that there is no need to worry about the life of husband and wife and force yourself.
Otherwise, he can't tell his wife directly. In fact, we haven't slept in the same bed for more than a year, right?
Who knew that his wife misunderstood what he meant and treated him like a beast, thinking that he could attack his wife who had just undergone surgery, but she refused using the surgery as an excuse.
Shen Yi looked at his wife who had started pretending to be a dead body again, and thought of teasing her a little, took the initiative to hug her back and put it in his ear and whispered: "Then you can recover when you get well?"
He also specially bit down on the word "recovery", reminding Lin Guangxi explicitly and secretly that they had a record of making it to the next day.
In the dark, Lin Guangxi's face was flushed red, and he naturally thought of the previous dream, in which the cold and heartless Shen Yi only knew about piling, and the bed was piled high with the couple's necessities.
"From now on... I'll talk from now on! I'm sleepy and going to sleep!" Lin Guangxi stuttered quickly, wanting to hit the wall in his heart.
He didn't want to be so fast, after watching the short movie, he was really a little afraid of such things, why did he lose his memory, why did he already marry Shen Yi.
If you are still in a relationship now, you can refuse the courtship on the grounds that you don't want to be so fast, but they have been married for three years!
Lin Guangxi is probably the only one in this world who doesn't want to have sex with the person he likes.
There is no other way but to play dead.
"Good night."
First Shen Yi's gentle and deep voice, and then the light and restrained scent of fog vines on his body, followed Lin Guangxi's ears and nasal cavity, and penetrated into his heart carefully, making the little girl who was whimpering and sad and was madly hitting the wall The person wrapped her tightly, comforted them gently, and then fell asleep together.
Lin Guangxi fell asleep until noon, and when he woke up, he felt hungry for the first time, very hungry for the second, and he could eat deliciously after roasting Shen Yi for the third.
Stretching out his hand to feel at the side, Shen Yi was not on the bed.
He grabbed the remote control to raise the bed, and saw Yao Li sleeping on the sofa like a coal ball.
Lin Guangxi moved out of bed with great difficulty, found a blanket and covered Yao Li carefully, and seeing that he didn't wake him up, he wrinkled his face and slowly moved out the door step by step.
As soon as the door was opened, a smell of food wafted in silently.It was Shen Yi who was cooking for him, and Lin Guangxi wanted to cry, but said it was rice soup, but it was actually the rice soup from before.
He walked outside and finally came to the small kitchen.
Lin Guangxi's eyes widened suddenly, he couldn't believe what he saw!
In the pot was the rice soup boiled for him, on the chopping board was a steak with snow patterns, Wen Sen was rubbing pepper on the steak and preparing to marinate it for a while before frying it in the pan, and Shen Yi was opening the back of a plate of shrimp and preparing to steam it in the pan.
The ingredients were still raw, but Lin Guangxi was already salivating, and said excitedly:
Surprised, Shen Yi immediately washed his hands and walked to him, "Why did you come down? Does the wound hurt? Do you want to take painkillers?"
Lin Guangxi shook his head, then pushed him away, "Can I eat normally?!"
Shen Yi was pulled aside, quite helpless.
Vincent raised a finger and shook it, "No, this is our lunch, and you can only drink rice soup."
Lin Guangxi glared at Shen Yi angrily, "Why do you want to eat in my ward, why can't you go out to eat!"
He remembered that there was a restaurant in the hospital, okay, why would you want to eat pan-fried steak, vermicelli, steamed prawns in front of an injured patient who just had a major operation and couldn’t eat normally after being hungry for two days...
Shen Yi said: "Because Yao Li refused to leave and wanted to stay here with you, Wen Sen asked someone to deliver the ingredients, so let's eat directly in the hospital."
Lin Guangxi was so moved, "Yao Li is still good to me."
Shen Yi: "Yao Li ate fried fresh meat and shrimps, fish soup, and honey cake in the morning, and he slept till now."
Lin Guangxi: "..."
I'm about to cry.
This group of people is too much, he wants to leave the hospital!
So at meal time, Yao Li came out smelling the smell.
On the table are fatty steaks, delicious steamed shrimp, meaty sweet and sour pork tenderloin, light and refreshing cabbage tofu stew, but Lin Guangxi can only hold a bowl of rice soup that is no different from clear water. He stared helplessly.Because Shen Yi walked with him for a long time just now and didn't exhaust his breath, there was no minced fish in this rice soup.
Yao Li couldn't bear it, so he picked up a piece of steak and said, "Why don't I give you a lick."
"I don't want to lick the food." Lin Guangxi drank the rice soup in one gulp angrily, watched Yao Li take a bite of meat and shrimp, turned to look at Shen Yi, leaned against him, sniffed, and muttered: "You What does the meat taste like, it must be delicious after roasting it."
Shen Yi, who was drinking rice soup with his wife, thought that his wife was leaning over and wanted to act like a spoiled child: "..."
The tormenting lunch time passed, and Shen Yi walked with Lin Guangxi for a while, but because he hadn't exhausted his exhaust, and Lin Guangxi secretly used his mouth twice in an attempt to deceive Shen Yi in order to eat, but was ruthlessly exposed by Shen Yi. So the milk soup agreed in the afternoon was gone.
Shen Yi had already ordered it for him, but when Lan Ting's staff delivered it, Yao Li could only eat it.
The milk soup that I have been waiting for for so long, and the stomach that has been hungry for so long, are finally making wedding dresses for others.
Lin Guangxi went back to the room silently, stubbornly opened his eyes wide and looked at the ceiling, weeping silently.
I'm starving, I'm dying of hunger.
Shen Yi leaned against the door frame and looked at his poor wife from a distance, frowned, turned and went out.
Lin Guangxi thought that Shen Yi would come over to comfort him right away, but he caught a glimpse of him from the corner of his eye and left, gone, gone!
Damn Shen Yi!
Didn't you see your big star wife is crying, why don't you come and hug her and coax her!
Half an hour later, Lin Guangxi's tears dried up, and he lay on the bed like an abandoned husband, and then Shen Yi came in with a tray.
Lin Guangxi had no energy to fight with him at all, and said weakly, "Is it rice soup again?"
Shen Yi put the tray on the small table, "It's radish soup, which can promote ventilation."
Lin Guangxi quickly picked it up and took a gulp, then looked at Shen Yi pitifully, "Can I eat something solid after ventilation?"
"No, eat some liquid, at least it will make you full." Shen Yi looked at Lin Guangxi lying back in a lifeless state, touched his head and said, "Do you think I want to starve you? If you don’t pay attention to postoperative care and self-cultivation, what should you do if there is a major problem? If you bear it any longer, you’ll just have to endure these two days.”
Lin Guangxi nodded with tears in his eyes.
Shen Yi went to wring a hot towel, came back and applied it on Lin Guangxi's stomach, gently rubbing it clockwise for him.Lin Guangxi felt like a poor daughter-in-law who was scolded in feudal stinking TV dramas for not being able to live up to her expectations and not being able to give birth to incense.
People can't give birth to boys, and he can't fart.
Under Shen Yi's meticulous service, Lin Guangxi went to the bathroom because he drank two more bowls of radish soup. Shen Yi helped him to the door before letting go, the sound of water, the sound of flushing, and then the door opened, Lin As soon as Guangxi took a step, there was a soft pop.
Both of them were shocked, Lin Guangxi was so surprised that he couldn't believe it, "Did you hear that?"
Shen Yi felt relieved, "I heard it."
Lin Guangxi raised his arms and cheered, "I'm farting!"
"Well, you're really good." Shen Yi took a step forward and hugged him into his arms, brushing his wife's hair nonstop, feeling so distressed by him after being hungry for so long.
When it was just getting dark, Lin Guangxi finally ate the milk soup he had been thinking about so much. Since it was lost and found again, this hard-won milk soup seemed sweeter and more fragrant.He dug a spoonful and fed it to Shen Yi, his eyes narrowed with a smile, "It's delicious."
The two snuggled up on the hospital bed to watch a movie, Shen Yi put his arms around Lin Guangxi's shoulders, looking at his wife who was so happy because of a piece of milk soup, she felt very uncomfortable.
"When you have cultivated well, you can eat the whole banquet if you want." Shen Yi patted his head.
Lin Guangxi's eyes sparkled, "Then I can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow?"
Shen Yi said: "It is possible, but you have to eat porridge for two days before you go home."
"It's okay, there won't be Yao Li and Wen Sen here to be angry with me when I go home." Lin Guangxi snorted angrily.
Shen Yi remained expressionless: "Oh, isn't Yao Li the best for you?"
Lin Guangxi choked, "I'll just say it casually, why do you still hold grudges?"
"It's not grudges, it's jealousy. You said that other men treat you best in front of me."
"Yao Li is not another man!"
"Doesn't this conversation sound familiar to you?"
Lin Guangxi: "..."
In the afternoon of the next day, after drinking two bowls of radish soup and passing the doctor's examination, Lin Guangxi was able to leave the hospital, and the rest can go home and recuperate.Although the action is still a bit slow, it is only a little bit away from the usual lively.
Shen Yi put on the sunglasses for him, fastened the scarf, and wrapped the down jacket tightly. After being fully armed, he was sure that the cold wind would not blow him, so he was relieved, and walked out of the ward with his wife.
When the elevator opened, Lin Guangxi was still beeping, beeping, talking about what he wanted to eat in the future. The elevator door opened, and there were several family members of the patients who came down from upstairs.
Lin Guangxi immediately shut up, walked into the corner of the elevator with his head down, and Shen Yi walked beside him, but fortunately no one recognized them.
In the silence, the floor numbers of the elevator are jumping.
Lin Guangxi, who drank too much radish soup, felt that something was wrong, and quickly grabbed Shen Yi's arm to ask for help, but before he could say anything, everyone heard a pop.
The person in front frowned and looked back.
Lin Guangxi clenched his teeth, wanting to die again.
Shen Yi hid his wife behind him without any trace, and said apologetically to the people in front of him: "Sorry, I broke my stomach from eating this morning."
Lin Guangxi blushed slightly, it's good to be married, and to have a husband as a fart.
The author says:
Second watch pull——
List of winners: Is Xiao Lang late today? Eat a grape;
Little angel pay attention to check——
so big! !
of course I remember.
Brand new, unopened, couple bedding!
Lin Guangxi remembered that when Shen Yi apologized just now, he said that the schedule of husband and wife life can also be put on the agenda...
He wouldn't really want to... Dabaa!
Lin Guangxi panicked, afraid that he would want to live as a couple right now, so he blurted out: "You, are you crazy! I just had a major operation!"
A major, minimally invasive surgery requiring indefinite recuperation beyond the limits of the human body.
So you can't immediately sauce and stuff, give up, dog thief!
He rolled away from Shen Yi's arms, closed his eyes indifferently and forcibly sealed his heart and locked his love, his desires were cut off, his soul came out of his body, Shen Yi didn't know who it was.
He was angry in his heart, this bastard is really slapping his nose, he just said that he just likes you a little bit, and you want to start practicing, do you know what a little bit means!Just hold hands and pop mouth, do you understand!
Brother dog thief.
Shen Yi was slightly taken aback, he hadn't finished speaking yet.
Because my wife saw their night supplies in the drawer before, and recently asked me for a small movie, had the idea of starting a married life, and even had a sexual dream about him... That pair of underwear is still in the collection. It's in his drawer.
Now that the conversation has been made, I also took off my vest on my own initiative, so I want to remind my wife that there is no need to worry about the life of husband and wife and force yourself.
Otherwise, he can't tell his wife directly. In fact, we haven't slept in the same bed for more than a year, right?
Who knew that his wife misunderstood what he meant and treated him like a beast, thinking that he could attack his wife who had just undergone surgery, but she refused using the surgery as an excuse.
Shen Yi looked at his wife who had started pretending to be a dead body again, and thought of teasing her a little, took the initiative to hug her back and put it in his ear and whispered: "Then you can recover when you get well?"
He also specially bit down on the word "recovery", reminding Lin Guangxi explicitly and secretly that they had a record of making it to the next day.
In the dark, Lin Guangxi's face was flushed red, and he naturally thought of the previous dream, in which the cold and heartless Shen Yi only knew about piling, and the bed was piled high with the couple's necessities.
"From now on... I'll talk from now on! I'm sleepy and going to sleep!" Lin Guangxi stuttered quickly, wanting to hit the wall in his heart.
He didn't want to be so fast, after watching the short movie, he was really a little afraid of such things, why did he lose his memory, why did he already marry Shen Yi.
If you are still in a relationship now, you can refuse the courtship on the grounds that you don't want to be so fast, but they have been married for three years!
Lin Guangxi is probably the only one in this world who doesn't want to have sex with the person he likes.
There is no other way but to play dead.
"Good night."
First Shen Yi's gentle and deep voice, and then the light and restrained scent of fog vines on his body, followed Lin Guangxi's ears and nasal cavity, and penetrated into his heart carefully, making the little girl who was whimpering and sad and was madly hitting the wall The person wrapped her tightly, comforted them gently, and then fell asleep together.
Lin Guangxi fell asleep until noon, and when he woke up, he felt hungry for the first time, very hungry for the second, and he could eat deliciously after roasting Shen Yi for the third.
Stretching out his hand to feel at the side, Shen Yi was not on the bed.
He grabbed the remote control to raise the bed, and saw Yao Li sleeping on the sofa like a coal ball.
Lin Guangxi moved out of bed with great difficulty, found a blanket and covered Yao Li carefully, and seeing that he didn't wake him up, he wrinkled his face and slowly moved out the door step by step.
As soon as the door was opened, a smell of food wafted in silently.It was Shen Yi who was cooking for him, and Lin Guangxi wanted to cry, but said it was rice soup, but it was actually the rice soup from before.
He walked outside and finally came to the small kitchen.
Lin Guangxi's eyes widened suddenly, he couldn't believe what he saw!
In the pot was the rice soup boiled for him, on the chopping board was a steak with snow patterns, Wen Sen was rubbing pepper on the steak and preparing to marinate it for a while before frying it in the pan, and Shen Yi was opening the back of a plate of shrimp and preparing to steam it in the pan.
The ingredients were still raw, but Lin Guangxi was already salivating, and said excitedly:
Surprised, Shen Yi immediately washed his hands and walked to him, "Why did you come down? Does the wound hurt? Do you want to take painkillers?"
Lin Guangxi shook his head, then pushed him away, "Can I eat normally?!"
Shen Yi was pulled aside, quite helpless.
Vincent raised a finger and shook it, "No, this is our lunch, and you can only drink rice soup."
Lin Guangxi glared at Shen Yi angrily, "Why do you want to eat in my ward, why can't you go out to eat!"
He remembered that there was a restaurant in the hospital, okay, why would you want to eat pan-fried steak, vermicelli, steamed prawns in front of an injured patient who just had a major operation and couldn’t eat normally after being hungry for two days...
Shen Yi said: "Because Yao Li refused to leave and wanted to stay here with you, Wen Sen asked someone to deliver the ingredients, so let's eat directly in the hospital."
Lin Guangxi was so moved, "Yao Li is still good to me."
Shen Yi: "Yao Li ate fried fresh meat and shrimps, fish soup, and honey cake in the morning, and he slept till now."
Lin Guangxi: "..."
I'm about to cry.
This group of people is too much, he wants to leave the hospital!
So at meal time, Yao Li came out smelling the smell.
On the table are fatty steaks, delicious steamed shrimp, meaty sweet and sour pork tenderloin, light and refreshing cabbage tofu stew, but Lin Guangxi can only hold a bowl of rice soup that is no different from clear water. He stared helplessly.Because Shen Yi walked with him for a long time just now and didn't exhaust his breath, there was no minced fish in this rice soup.
Yao Li couldn't bear it, so he picked up a piece of steak and said, "Why don't I give you a lick."
"I don't want to lick the food." Lin Guangxi drank the rice soup in one gulp angrily, watched Yao Li take a bite of meat and shrimp, turned to look at Shen Yi, leaned against him, sniffed, and muttered: "You What does the meat taste like, it must be delicious after roasting it."
Shen Yi, who was drinking rice soup with his wife, thought that his wife was leaning over and wanted to act like a spoiled child: "..."
The tormenting lunch time passed, and Shen Yi walked with Lin Guangxi for a while, but because he hadn't exhausted his exhaust, and Lin Guangxi secretly used his mouth twice in an attempt to deceive Shen Yi in order to eat, but was ruthlessly exposed by Shen Yi. So the milk soup agreed in the afternoon was gone.
Shen Yi had already ordered it for him, but when Lan Ting's staff delivered it, Yao Li could only eat it.
The milk soup that I have been waiting for for so long, and the stomach that has been hungry for so long, are finally making wedding dresses for others.
Lin Guangxi went back to the room silently, stubbornly opened his eyes wide and looked at the ceiling, weeping silently.
I'm starving, I'm dying of hunger.
Shen Yi leaned against the door frame and looked at his poor wife from a distance, frowned, turned and went out.
Lin Guangxi thought that Shen Yi would come over to comfort him right away, but he caught a glimpse of him from the corner of his eye and left, gone, gone!
Damn Shen Yi!
Didn't you see your big star wife is crying, why don't you come and hug her and coax her!
Half an hour later, Lin Guangxi's tears dried up, and he lay on the bed like an abandoned husband, and then Shen Yi came in with a tray.
Lin Guangxi had no energy to fight with him at all, and said weakly, "Is it rice soup again?"
Shen Yi put the tray on the small table, "It's radish soup, which can promote ventilation."
Lin Guangxi quickly picked it up and took a gulp, then looked at Shen Yi pitifully, "Can I eat something solid after ventilation?"
"No, eat some liquid, at least it will make you full." Shen Yi looked at Lin Guangxi lying back in a lifeless state, touched his head and said, "Do you think I want to starve you? If you don’t pay attention to postoperative care and self-cultivation, what should you do if there is a major problem? If you bear it any longer, you’ll just have to endure these two days.”
Lin Guangxi nodded with tears in his eyes.
Shen Yi went to wring a hot towel, came back and applied it on Lin Guangxi's stomach, gently rubbing it clockwise for him.Lin Guangxi felt like a poor daughter-in-law who was scolded in feudal stinking TV dramas for not being able to live up to her expectations and not being able to give birth to incense.
People can't give birth to boys, and he can't fart.
Under Shen Yi's meticulous service, Lin Guangxi went to the bathroom because he drank two more bowls of radish soup. Shen Yi helped him to the door before letting go, the sound of water, the sound of flushing, and then the door opened, Lin As soon as Guangxi took a step, there was a soft pop.
Both of them were shocked, Lin Guangxi was so surprised that he couldn't believe it, "Did you hear that?"
Shen Yi felt relieved, "I heard it."
Lin Guangxi raised his arms and cheered, "I'm farting!"
"Well, you're really good." Shen Yi took a step forward and hugged him into his arms, brushing his wife's hair nonstop, feeling so distressed by him after being hungry for so long.
When it was just getting dark, Lin Guangxi finally ate the milk soup he had been thinking about so much. Since it was lost and found again, this hard-won milk soup seemed sweeter and more fragrant.He dug a spoonful and fed it to Shen Yi, his eyes narrowed with a smile, "It's delicious."
The two snuggled up on the hospital bed to watch a movie, Shen Yi put his arms around Lin Guangxi's shoulders, looking at his wife who was so happy because of a piece of milk soup, she felt very uncomfortable.
"When you have cultivated well, you can eat the whole banquet if you want." Shen Yi patted his head.
Lin Guangxi's eyes sparkled, "Then I can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow?"
Shen Yi said: "It is possible, but you have to eat porridge for two days before you go home."
"It's okay, there won't be Yao Li and Wen Sen here to be angry with me when I go home." Lin Guangxi snorted angrily.
Shen Yi remained expressionless: "Oh, isn't Yao Li the best for you?"
Lin Guangxi choked, "I'll just say it casually, why do you still hold grudges?"
"It's not grudges, it's jealousy. You said that other men treat you best in front of me."
"Yao Li is not another man!"
"Doesn't this conversation sound familiar to you?"
Lin Guangxi: "..."
In the afternoon of the next day, after drinking two bowls of radish soup and passing the doctor's examination, Lin Guangxi was able to leave the hospital, and the rest can go home and recuperate.Although the action is still a bit slow, it is only a little bit away from the usual lively.
Shen Yi put on the sunglasses for him, fastened the scarf, and wrapped the down jacket tightly. After being fully armed, he was sure that the cold wind would not blow him, so he was relieved, and walked out of the ward with his wife.
When the elevator opened, Lin Guangxi was still beeping, beeping, talking about what he wanted to eat in the future. The elevator door opened, and there were several family members of the patients who came down from upstairs.
Lin Guangxi immediately shut up, walked into the corner of the elevator with his head down, and Shen Yi walked beside him, but fortunately no one recognized them.
In the silence, the floor numbers of the elevator are jumping.
Lin Guangxi, who drank too much radish soup, felt that something was wrong, and quickly grabbed Shen Yi's arm to ask for help, but before he could say anything, everyone heard a pop.
The person in front frowned and looked back.
Lin Guangxi clenched his teeth, wanting to die again.
Shen Yi hid his wife behind him without any trace, and said apologetically to the people in front of him: "Sorry, I broke my stomach from eating this morning."
Lin Guangxi blushed slightly, it's good to be married, and to have a husband as a fart.
The author says:
Second watch pull——
List of winners: Is Xiao Lang late today? Eat a grape;
Little angel pay attention to check——
so big! !
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