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Saying this made He Jingle stunned for a moment. The young master He who has nothing to worry about always seems to be not so confident at such times, just like now, he couldn't tell at all whether there was a lot of anger in Xin Sui's words Some, or more elements of praise.

He just stood there like a wooden stake, and after another two or three seconds, he couldn't hold back, and opened his mouth to hiccup.

He was pleasantly surprised: "Hey, I don't seem to be able to hold on anymore."

"..."

Xin Sui opened his mouth again and again, and finally said in disbelief: "He Jingle, do we both have any debuffs that 100% dodge the truth?"

"It's not 100% either..."

"Why not?" Xin Sui laughed angrily, so he said that being in love makes people naive, and he actually counted his fingers, "Last time, when we were fishing for dolls, you insisted on listening to me; last time——"

"But I have the magical magic to make it 90.00% nine!" He Jingle interrupted him suddenly and quickly, with a sly gleam in his eyes, "Xin Sui, I love you."

Xin Sui's voice stopped abruptly, and at the moment when his eyes met, he heard the other party add in high spirits: "90.00% probability that Jiu will be interrupted. You heard it, it was a success, didn't it?"

is that so?It seems not, because obviously, the current male college student He Jingle, who is empty of ink, needs to improve his level of love talk. The loopholes in his words can overwhelm Xin Sui, who is pursuing perfection and self-consistent logic. Besides, it is really nothing at this moment The right time to say this shows the impulsiveness and recklessness that only children can do; but even so, Xin Sui's heart still beats violently because of this, how real love is made by imperfection, even he can't bear it. Can't help but look forward to the next time.

What will happen next time?Will it be in the daytime, will it be in a church with sharp corners, will the debuff that [-]% dodges the sincerity disappear in the countless lines of I love you?

But these are not the most important now, he thought he should respond, so he said: "90.00% eight."

"Me too."

He Jingle laughed very complacently, and just wanted to strike while the iron was hot and explain Yao Xuan's matter to the other party clearly, but the phone in his pocket started to vibrate again. , it turned out to be her own mother, and once connected again, I heard Jiang Lan beaming on the other end of the phone, and the little ninety-nine of middle-aged women who want to chat about love and gossip can save him two miles across the screen:

"My treasure, what are you doing? Have you had fun with Xiao Sui, who is more handsome than Xiaoshan?"

He was speechless, but there was a smile hidden in his eyes, and Xin Sui obviously heard it, and he was waving his hands helplessly, indicating that he could not afford this honor; even a phone call couldn't stop Young Master He from flirting With a cursing heart, he blew a kiss to the other party from the air, but said: "...Mom, if you add this prefix, I will sue your favorite Xiaoshan."

"Then go drink the Northwest Wind next month." Jiang Lan probably surfs the Internet more recently, so she opened her mouth and said, "I'm so filial."

"..." A man who has trouble with money, he closed his mouth flexibly, and then he heard the rumbling sound of the engine on the other side of the microphone. Years of unlucky experience made him immediately alert, "What are you doing over there? Why are you so noisy? ?”

"Oh! I forgot if you didn't tell me," Jiang Lan suddenly realized. This shows that memory is hereditary. "That's right. Your father is coming to the capital to discuss business. I'm bored at home, so I came to visit my son." Son-in-law, let's take a look at you."

"..."

There were so many things to complain about, that He Jingle didn't know where to start. After holding back for a long time, he picked the most outrageous point, and said, "Come on, you're the only one who is still bored? On three or five you play mahjong with my Aunt Qiu, on two or four and six you go to the spa with my Aunt Ye, and on Sunday you ask my dad to go shopping with you. You forgot to take him out last summer and didn’t put sunscreen on him. When the moon comes down, my dad is so dark that he can only see his teeth if he doesn't turn on the light at night——Ms. Jiang Lan, where do you put Lao He's dedication!"

There was a low dry cough from the microphone, and the middle-aged entrepreneur Lao He, who seemed to have no mobile phone number, scolded him with a beard and a stare: "Stinky boy, can't you remember me?"

"Oh, it's because there are too few tricks," Jiang Lan said without any shame, "And I've come all the time, and I'll be on Ganlu Road in half an hour, and I didn't say anything—hey!"

Before Jiang Lan could finish his sentence, there was a loud bang like an explosion from the phone, and Xin Sui, who was a little further away, was startled by the frightening movement. He was taken aback, unable to believe what happened, and called again: "Mom?"

There was a sudden heat on the shoulder, and it was Xin Sui who put his hand on it at some point, and then he realized that his strength was exhausted, and he almost sat on the ground.

Fortunately, Jiang Lan quickly replied to him: "Don't be afraid, baby, Mom is here, it's just that there was a little accident."

"Where's my dad?"

"It's all right, don't worry, we'll deal with it now, and I'll talk to you later."

The phone was hung up hastily, and he was trembling while holding the phone, only then did he hear Xin Sui calling: "Xiao Le?"

As if he was suddenly pulled out of a nightmare, he was clutching the corner of Xin Sui's clothes tightly like he was grasping for a life-saving straw. There was no place in his body that was not shaking; After experiencing the taste, his mind went blank, and within a few minutes, he could only repeat over and over in a daze: "I was scared to death, I was scared to death."

Xin Sui guessed what was going on with Jiang Lan, but He Jingle's condition was not good right now. Everyone knew that now was not the time to ask questions. Overwhelmed, his face turned pale and showed a smile that was uglier than crying: "Xin Sui, I—"

"Don't laugh if you don't want to laugh." He sighed, and manually pressed the corners of the other person's mouth flat, and asked carefully, "Auntie and the others..."

"It should have been scratched on the road, but I'm fine, so I'll call you back later."

When these words fell to the ground, He Jingle finally recovered, and then realized that he was sweating profusely, and his chest and back were drenched with sweat; before natural disasters and man-made disasters, he fully understood how lucky it is to have a false alarm, but at this moment he He hadn't guessed yet, and after going around and around, God made a big joke with them, and he heard the cell phone ringing like death again, but this time the leading actor was not him.

The old street lamps overhead began to flicker, and a strike was announced amidst a faint sound of electricity, and they were suddenly cast into a deep shadow; until many years later, when He Jingle recalled this moment, he still felt that the broken The street light is actually a warning, the last piece of crumbling wall before the building will fall. He and Xin Sui are so close, but now, he can't even see each other's expression clearly.

Before the continuous ringing stopped, Xin Sui pressed the call button.

So, the voice that was echoing in He Jingle's ear a moment ago now clearly rang in another person's ear, and Jiang Lan asked according to the note on the phone: "Hi, may I ask that you are He Yuan's family member?" ?"

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It’s okay, the pain will pass after a while. I’ve been killing fish for 20 years at RT-Mart. I’m more stable with a knife than He Jingle’s fingernails. Hundreds of years ago, Guan Erye would sworn to me. We firmly implement it. The policy of "no dog blood, no cruelty" clearly implements the happy ending of the happy reunion. He Jingle shed more than five eyelashes for Xin Sui.But so far I haven't seen i Sui. The current countermeasure is to find a way to canvass him later.

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