Chosen unlucky guy

"It's not like that, who made you and Xin Sui weird." Ke Wenyao was a little unhappy when He Jingle said, "I learned everything from you, and I'm not sure, so I came to ask you ? When you thought that Xiang Kongshan and Yu Yehao were in love early, you never asked their opinions!"

If we want to talk about this matter, there is something to talk about. After all, Yu Yehao and Xiang Kongshan were indeed influential figures in their respective schools at the beginning. In addition, the schools of these two people are close to each other, and they are always at the top of the test results. Lingering; Relying on hearsay and self-imagining, the young and ignorant young master He did have some behaviors of flirting with each other-but how many years has it been?

"Say it again!" Young Master He was obviously a little annoyed by the exposure of the black history, "I was young at that time, who was still not sensible?... Even if I misunderstood the two of them dating in high school, then in the end No, it’s done, this can only be regarded as a beautiful prophecy!”

"Yeah," Ke Wenyao nodded perfunctorily. Seeing that there was no gossip to listen to, he was too lazy to continue this topic with him; before the taxi came, he kicked a small stone on the side of the road, and greeted Yu who was standing in front of him in a bored manner. Kang Zhe, "Brother Zhe Zhe, come and play."

Yu Kangzhe chatted happily with Xin Suizao about the art exhibitions they had visited in the front. He didn't want to talk to this person at all. He tucked under his armpit, smiling, but not angry: "Yu Kangzhe, are you deaf?"

Brother Xiaozhe has graduated from high school for several years, and his stature has not grown. Even Yu Yehao, who was about the same height as him, is now a head taller than him. Therefore, facing the suppression of Ke Wenyao's 1.9-meter-fast height, he still did not fight back He blushed and broke his arm vigorously: "Ke Wenyao, let me go!"

Xin Sui originally said that the last time he went to the next city to do project research, he met a collector who was said to be rare in a hundred years to exhibit; now he also stopped, laughing at the scene that was too young and vigorous. In the end, he didn’t know Did you say with emotion: "You two have such a good relationship."

This voice called back the soul of the young master He who was still running behind, and it was more clever than opening a can of meat in front of a puppy; and it happened that he had just chatted with Ke Wenyao about some messy things, so At this moment, gayda beeped and beeped. Looking at Yu Kangzhe and Ke Wenyao who looked like arhats in front of him, he continued the topic just now without thinking: "Ke Wenyao, if you insist on saying this, you and Ke Wenyao Yu Kangzhe is also weird."

Ke Wenyao was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't react, so he added the second half of the sentence: "It's gay."

Yu Kangzhe: "..."

These words attracted everyone's attention, even Xiang Kongshan and the three who had not participated in the topic at the front turned their heads. He and Yu Yehao looked at each other and said, "Lezi, you started again."

Yu Yehao said: "Master, this cp is not fun!"

Ke Wenyao didn't speak, just went to laugh, with his arm still on Yu Kangzhe's shoulder; the latter threw his arm down expressionlessly, patted the non-existent soil on his body, took a deep breath, Finally, he couldn't hold back and broke down: "He Jingle!"

He shouted: "Are you sick!"

He chased after He Jingle to kick, but the latter dodged left and right flexibly, and finally hid directly behind Xin Sui. The two of them seemed to be playing an eagle to catch chickens. There was a helpless Xin Sui in the middle, only Yu Kangzhe yelled. : "You have the ability to say I'm gay, you have the ability to come out! What kind of real man is behind Cang Xinhou!"

He Jingle said flexibly and flexibly: "I am twenty years old this year, and I am not a real man in the first place!"

He cleared his throat, and continued: "...he is a lucky boy who is enthusiastic, lively, likes to socialize, and has a billion points of handsome luck!"

As soon as this remark came out, there were loud noises, and Yu Kangzhe was so angry that he fell on his back, and he couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time; but He Jingle himself still felt wronged, so he stood up straight, grabbed Xin Sui's arm, and pointed Ke Wenyao, who seemed to be dying of laughter next to him, beeped loudly: "Besides, don't just scold me, why didn't you ask what Ke Zi was talking nonsense to me just now!"

Ke Wenyao, who managed to stop laughing, almost failed again. Holding his waist, he finally realized his conscience, and waved to Yu Kangzhe, who was on the verge of going berserk, "Okay, brother Zhe, come here, I'll tell you."

This incident was finally exposed, and Yu Yehao, who was watching the whole process, looked enviously at the backs of Ke Wenyao and Yu Kangzhe whispering: "What are you talking about, I want to hear it too!"

"Okay, let's talk about gossip later." Xiang Kongshan straightened his head, and went to greet the others, "The car is here, hurry up!"

A few people finally embarked on the way to eat, and because of the crowd, they even got two seats in the car.Xiang Kongshan sat in the co-driver, Yu Yehao and Lin Yan sat next to each other in the back row, and there was a shrunken young master He—he didn't dare to stay in the same car with Yu Kangzhe, so he cheekily squeezed in together. car.

When he was really sleepy, someone handed him a pillow. Yu Yehao was still thinking about what was going on. As soon as the car drove away, he caught him and asked, "What did Ke Er tell you just now, so that you couldn't think of touching Yu Kangzhe's tiger's ass? "

This is not an exaggeration at all. Being regarded as gay is one of the three unsolved problems in Yu Kangzhe's life. The remaining two are why he can't find a girlfriend and why girls always treat him as his younger brother; There is a unified answer to each question - blame him for having a face that is too young and tender.

Brother Xiao Zhe is almost 21 this year. In terms of birth date, he is the oldest among all the people here except Xin Sui, but his face looks nothing like him. Some people even asked him which high school boy he was when he was walking on the road; In the first semester of college, I started to fall in love. I liked the pretty class monitor who could play guitar at work, but after chasing him for half a year, I only got one sentence: "I only regard you as a young brother who needs to be taken care of."

He was depressed, just decided to seal his heart and lock his love, went to find Yu Ye to get drunk that night, and was accosted as gay in the bar; he didn't know, so he added WeChat in a daze, but the next day the man gave He posted photos of his abs, scaring him so much that he dared not log in for three days, and it was only when he had dinner with He Jingle that he finally settled the matter.

"Don't you know," Yu Yehao said, "You deleted the guy's friend who sent him the photo of his abs."

"Injured by mistake, I'll go and apologize to brother Zhe later." He Jingle stroked his hair a little irritably, "I didn't know what was going on at the time, but I felt that what Ke Zi said was wrong, and I had to find a control group—— "

He suddenly shut his mouth, and suddenly jumped out of the kind of thinking just now, even himself was very at a loss: Yes, then why did he have to find a piece of evidence just now to prove the relationship between himself and Xin Sui? It's the same as everyone, so it's not surprising at all?

Fortunately, everyone in the car didn't realize that he hesitated to speak. Xiang Kongshan turned his head in the co-pilot and interjected: "So the question goes back to the beginning, what did Ke Er tell you?"

"He said, he said, there was something weird between me and Xin Sui." He Jingle said in a low voice.

After getting out of the car, everyone was silent. After all, everyone heard the conversation that happened just now. "Weird" was followed by "weird gay". After a long time, Xiang Kongshan said, "You called me that night and said about..."

"No!" He Jingle resolutely denied it, "I'm really not gay, didn't you teach me that day, I also googled it myself, I must still be a big straight man!"

Lin Yan, who hadn't spoken much, suddenly said, "Hey, Le Zi, it seems a bit strange for you to say that."

"..."

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He Jingle, a sophomore in high school: What?Who needs consent to engage in CP?

[This is probably the current newspaper... Those who stalk others will eventually be slapped by others

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