Crying to add lucky buff to Hades

There is also a god who can control the fate, named disaster. Wherever the god of disaster goes, no grass grows. Natural disasters and man-made disasters continue. Human beings hate disasters, but the evil in their hearts makes them long for their enemies to get disasters. The god of disasters believes in this idea , to control the fate of others.

Sometimes a person may strongly wish that his enemy will be in a car accident while walking, and this extremely strong hatred is heard by the God of Disaster, then he will satisfy the believer and let his enemy have a small car accident, but this kind of thing is very rare. Rarely, disaster gods generally ignore such small requests.

The fate controlled by the God of Disaster is different from that controlled by the King of Hades. The God of Disaster can use natural and man-made disasters to adjust a person's fate, while the King of Hades calculates his due fortune based on the person's merit.

Because wherever the God of Disaster goes, there is no disaster befalling, so the God of Disaster usually comes and goes without a trace, and stays in a city for no more than a month. Tell me to go and save Xie Lan.

After Lin Yuwu finished speaking, Song Nuo nodded half-understood: "It's one thing if you tell me that I don't understand, and it's one thing if you don't tell me. Two people are together. If there are no secrets!"

Lin Yuwu's eyes softened: "Got it."

Suddenly the door was knocked regularly, Lin Yuwu got up and went to open the door, outside the door was a helpless temple master, with a lollipop in his mouth: "Go to work, the agreed rent is free, nine nights Five, it’s already afternoon, and the tourists waiting for the Koi Daxian are almost lined up outside the temple! My ears are deafened by the noise.”

After he finished speaking, he looked at Song Nuo who was lying on the bed enjoying Lin Yuwu's service with peace of mind, and suddenly raised an eyebrow: "Yo, is this pregnant? It's so comfortable to lie down, I don't hire pregnant women."

Song Nuo moved his body without blinking his eyes: "It's just a routine operation."

"Isn't it because I'm pregnant that I'm going to work like a fish! Why don't you just drop it for a day?"

Lin Yuwu's tone suddenly sank: "Who do you think you are talking to?"

The viewer fell silent immediately, even the lollipop that had been swirling in his mouth stopped, and he cleared his throat: "Well, but Song Nuo is very popular now, you don't want to see him lose so many followers, do you?" , originally it was you who said at the beginning that you would raise them in my pool for two days and I agreed, but this is not the guest I took the initiative to call over, so you can't blame me."

"It's okay." Song Nuo happily grabbed Lin Yuwu's sleeve: "Although I cried yesterday, my mana did not increase but decreased, which was much faster than before! Human beliefs are really one thing. Kind of amazing stuff."

"If you want more, I can help you too." Lin Yuwu looked at the temple master, his tone was as cold as ice slag embedded in it: "It's okay without work."

"Ah, really?" Song Nuo said pleasantly, "Tell me quickly!"

Lin Yu glanced at the watchman blankly, then opened the portal, hugged Song Nuo and went back, leaving the watchman messy in the empty room alone.

He murmured: "Isn't it just that you killed your wife, as for..."

He walked out the door, facing the probing gazes of the monks, the old man asked, "Where are the fish?"

The young man rubbed his nose: "I just went to the room to look for it and found that the fish was taken away. The owner of the fish was very angry that his fish was found, so he took the fish away, not even leaving the fish tank behind."

The old man slapped the young man on the head angrily: "There are so many tourists waiting, how dare you make them angry? Well, they bought the ticket for nothing, and complained that we cheated consumers!"

"Don't we still have a black fish? That black fish is about to mature, and the effect is almost the same."

A young monk who specializes in feeding fish said: "The black fish seems to be depressed, and it doesn't want to steal the show. I don't know what happened to the fish."

The master of the temple sighed, looked at the long queue at the gate of Qingshui Temple, raised his head to the sky and screamed: "What a crime!"

Then the people went to hang up a simple sign: "The fish was borrowed from the owner. The owner of the fish was very possessive, because he didn't want his fish to be exposed, so he took the fish away."

That night, Qingshui Guan was scolded on the hot search because of this incident, but the official blog was as quiet as a chicken, with a look of tranquility.

Song Nuo was carried back to the villa by Lin Yuwu. When he was put on the sofa, he was still a little confused: "Why did you come back all of a sudden?"

"I want to tell you something." Lin Yuwu pondered for a moment: "Don't be surprised, I think you need to know that you have accumulated a lot of beliefs, but these beliefs have not reached you, you don't need to go out again Beg for perfection."

Song Nuo was a little helpless and a little funny: "I didn't ask for compensation, I think it's very funny, those fish just recognized me as the boss."

Lin Yuwu didn't listen, he took out Song Nuo's favorite fruit from the refrigerator, cored and cut them into small pieces, and prepared a lot of snacks and piled them on the table

Then a group message was sent.

Lin Yuwu: I'm going to tell Nuonuo that the more he cries, the luckier he gets. If he wants to come, he is ready to give it to Nuonuo's baby. If he misses it, he will be blacklisted from now on.

The Dragon God responded immediately: I, Nima, will give the land directly!Who can beat me!

Water God: I... have no money, I can fill Nuonuo's entire fish tank with my natal spring water, and I'm not stingy!

Vulcan: I...give me the villa I just demolished?

Dragon God: If you give it, there is no place to live, come on.

God of Five Grains: Here I come, I brought my entire granary here, Lin Yuwu, you don't need to spend money on vegetables and rice in the future!My husband is all inclusive!

Heiwuchang: Boss, I can manage the underworld for you, you can go and play at ease.

In the next second, Hei Wuchang was removed from the group chat by Lin Yuwu.

Song Nuo looked at Lin Yuwu busily preparing paper towels and various snacks for him with some confusion, and looked at the piles of potato chips, cookies and chicken chops piled up on the table , he asked weakly: "Master, what are you doing?"

Lin Yuwu turned on the projector that hadn't been used for a long time: "Watching a movie, a very sad movie, many people want to watch it with you. Fortunately, our living room is big enough, so that you can deeply feel the power of your belief. "

Song Nuo's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it was what Lin Yuwu said. His tone was a bit unbelievable: "Why, I will cry. If I cry, you will be unlucky. No one likes me crying... ..."

Lin Yuwu interrupted him: "I really don't like to see you cry."

Song Nuo's face suddenly collapsed.

Lin Yuwu supported Song Nuo's collapsed face, and said word by word: "But this is because I feel sorry for you, not because I am afraid that you will affect my luck. Besides, my Song Nuo, the more you cry, the luckier you will be." .”

[The author has something to say]: Recently, I am preparing for a new pit, and the update is quite hellish and a bit interrupted. After I finish preparing the outline, it will return to normal!Sorry everyone.