Crying to add lucky buff to Hades

"Then why did his father smash the idol?"

Lin Yuwu took out the salt-and-pepper-flavored dried fish wrapped in a ziplock bag from his pocket, handed it to Song Nuo, and explained patiently: "The sound is not good, or something happened recently that made him realize that the statue is useless, and it broke. God statue."

"I found it!" Xia Tian hurriedly came down the stairs, holding a tight box wrapped in red cloth in his hand, because he came down too fast, he almost fell down.

Song Nuo hurried over to find the box in his hand, and opened the creased red cloth, which contained a quaint box. Judging from the size of the box, the statue is actually not that big.

There is no lock on the box, and there is a simple snap button on the outside. He opened the box and found a broken statue inside. The fragments of the statue can be seen. His craftsmanship is quite ancient, and there is no result of modern craftsmanship inside, only simple clay baking .

I don't know how these fragments were arranged. The grinning face of the Buddha is facing upwards. Because it was broken, the cracks on the face look particularly terrifying.

Song Nuo was frightened and the bullet landed in Lin Yuwu's arms: "Ahhh, master help!"

Lin Yuwu stretched out his arms to embrace him, straightened him upright, and said calmly, "If you are afraid, you can stand behind me."

He stared at the fragments of the idol, as if looking for something through the fragments.

Song Nuo never needed courage in front of Lin Yuwu, he grabbed Lin Yuwu's palm with both hands, and stood cowardly at the end.

"The soul inside is gone."

Lin Yuwu frowned, and then his fingertips ignited the karmic fire of the underworld. The karmic fire seemed to be alive again, and it jumped from Lin Yuwu's fingertips to the fragments of the idol, and then his mouth grew like a human being, and he groaned. The fragment of the idol was eaten in his mouth.

It was covered in flames, but there was nothing burning around it. Song Nuo reached out his hand curiously, but Lin Yuwu grabbed it.

"It has a bad temper, don't disturb him when it is eating, otherwise it will lose control if it gets too excited, and the flames will fly around."

Song Nuo put down his hands, feeling a little pity.

While Lin Yuwu was not paying attention, he quietly reached out to touch Karma Huo, but the bad-tempered Karma Huo bent over the flames and rubbed against him. He had never sat down on evil, so naturally he only felt warm, as if accumulated in his body. The cold air is swept away, and you won't feel hot.

He could even hear the gurgling sound in the flame's throat, like a kitten, only to see the kitten snore like this, and then spit out a cluster of small flames uncontrollably.

The wooden box caught fire.

Xia Tian rushed back to the kitchen to pour water: "Ahhh, it's on fire! That wooden box is worth 10 yuan! Ahhhhh!"

Song Nuo: "..."

He withdrew his hand in embarrassment, facing Lin Yuwu's helpless gaze, his face blushed uncontrollably: "First put out the fire..."

Lin Yuwu sighed and retracted the karma.

But the wooden box had been burnt to the point of disfigurement, and it couldn't be seen from the previous appearance at all.

Xia Tian covered his face and dared not cry out.

Song Nuo scratched his head, apologetic all over his face: "I'll pay, I'll pay!"

"No, no, there is no repayment for saving your life, just money..." Xia Tian choked up slightly: "It's not worth mentioning."

Lin Yuwu's eyes were as usual, and he accepted this sentence unceremoniously: "How did your family get rich?"

After a moment of surprise, Xia Tian replied: "The marketing company has made a fortune, and now it will also sign some small anchors and the like."

"What I mean is, has your family done anything detrimental to morality or made a fortune from buying a statue of a god? Usually, people like you who start from scratch after buying a statue of a god are more or less I got some help, but if there is help, there must be something in return.

The offerings of real gods and Buddhas are usually very simple, while the offerings of this false Buddha are life-span. "

Xia Tian's face turned pale instantly: "I don't know, when my family got rich, I was still a baby in swaddling clothes."

Lin Yuwu nodded: "The real body of the false Buddha has been burned, and the soul has been severely injured. Don't worry. In addition, if you do more good things with your father recently, your fortune will become sluggish recently. The way to improve your fortune is to do more. good deed."

Hades will come in person, and there will be funerals at home.

However, if cause and effect were created at that time, there would be no white matter.

Song Nuo tremblingly followed Lin Yuwu home.

After the two left, the remnant soul stared straight at Song Nuo's direction, smelled the supreme delicacy that seemed to emanate from him, and took a deep breath: "I found it, my sacrifice , When I recover my strength, I will come and eat you."

When he got home, Lin Yuwu carried Song Nuo to the room with Yilu by his collar. His arm was strong enough to lift Song Nuo's whole fish, and Song Nuo was thrown on the bed by him.

Song Nuo was thrown softly on the bed, and then a soft and moist touch came from his lips. With a thought in his mind, bad ideas crawled all over his head, which was not so cold at all, and he immediately pushed Lin Yuwu away: "You like this My partner will be mad!"

Lin Yuwu looked up without knowing why: "?"

He simply didn't answer, he untied Song Nuo's belt and got up to take out the ruler in the cabinet.

No matter how hard you use it, it hurts when the ruler hits the PP with the most meat.

Song Nuo opened his mouth and burst into tears, and pitifully unbuttoned his underwear: "Are you really going to hit me?"

Lin Yuwu's eyes turned cold in an instant, and the air around him seemed to be evacuated in an instant. The low pressure around him made people unable to breathe. He immediately pushed Song Nuo down, opened his cartoon underwear and looked left and right. .

I saw a bright red slap print on Song Nuo's upright and round buttocks.

As if branded with blood, it can be seen that this hand has a total of six fingers, with blood-red guidelines printed on them, which made Lin Yuwu's blood heat up all of a sudden. His tone was extremely cold, as if he had swallowed Bing Tuo: "I'm going to kill him!"

Song Nuo hummed suspiciously, turned his back to look at his little butt, his neck was about to cramp but he didn't see anything, he comforted him, "What's wrong?"

"That false Buddha regarded you as a sacrifice."

"He's here with you..." Lin Yuwu's eyes turned red with anger: "I should have killed him on the phone the first time!"

Song Nuo hurriedly put on her clothes, reached out and hugged Lin Yuwu's arm: "I believe in you!"

"But I can't find him yet."

Song Nuo shrugged: "Aren't I a sacrificial offering? He will always come to collect his offerings. Then you can do it again! But recently, there is no great harmony, alas..."

Lin Yuwu's eyes were gloomy. He stretched out his hand to stroke Song Nuo's dull hair, but his mood didn't feel better at all, but worsened: "Yeah."

After waiting, the ginseng used to make up Song Nuo's body at home was moldy. Lin Yuwu took a bath every day for at least an hour. When I put on my pants, I showed my small pp full of fingerprints.

In an instant, Lin Yuwu's interest was extinguished as soon as he got up.

It's finally New Year's Day, Lan Li's new movie is released, and the group of gods organizes a group to book the theater. The five big, three big and small gods do everything in order to sit next to Song Nuo. They wrestle their arms, fight and auction in private. .

And the false Buddha who had regained his ability was also ready to move, starting from the Xia family to find the sacrifice he had been coveting for a long time.

[The author has something to say]: Lin Yuwu: To be honest, I am about to wither

Pseudo-Buddha: I remember the day I rushed into the movie theater looking for my sacrifice, but was...