Crying to add lucky buff to Hades

Xia Tian has helped Song Nuo manage the haunted house for several days for free.

The red-clothed ghost attracted many people to make videos to share because of its outstanding appearance and the tone of the underworld, and asked some very curious questions, such as what is the underworld like, how does the ghost kill people, and so on.

However, those people on the Internet are watching while being afraid. The red-clothed ghost has even become the signature Internet celebrity of the haunted house, and has a large number of fans on the Internet. Anyone who posts a video to share is the red-clothed ghost, and that video will be published on the same day. 's trending list.

Therefore, there are countless people who come to check in, and they all want to chat with the red-clothed ghost and ask about topics that the audience likes to hear.

After the interview, I went into the haunted house and was scared to cry, and there was another wave of publicity, so word of mouth spread, and the ghosts selected by Song Nuo were very dedicated, whether it was passers-by or diners, they could clearly hear all kinds of things inside. The ghosts were crying and howling, so countless tourists were attracted.

Especially in the afternoon, because there are too many people in the haunted house, even to the point of limiting the flow.

Many tourists asked questions, and the red-clothed ghost answered everything, but there were many polite tourists, and there were also many unqualified tourists.

One day, Xia Tian happened to hear a man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks saying to the red-clothed ghost in a contemptuous tone: "I can't even give you 3 yuan for dinner? How much money can you make in a day?"

The surrounding guests were all waiting behind. Although they were a little annoyed, they were probably afraid of getting themselves into trouble, so they didn't intend to speak.

The red-clothed ghost responded shyly: "Your servant cannot go out without permission. If you go out, you will become a ghost. It's not like what you saw."

The man snorted and said, "Don't give yourself too much credit, what about your boss? Let him come out to see me, and I will complain to you, your service attitude is too bad!"

I don't know that sentence angered the red-clothed ghost, the red-clothed ghost instantly grabbed the man by the collar, and directly lifted him up: "Grandma, you won't listen to you when I talk to you, will you? I'm so dead! For many years, even ghosts dare not talk to your aunt like that, how old are you?"

After she stretched out her hand and threw the man out, she smiled and said to the next guest: "I made you laugh, please keep the ticket that I gave you."

Xia Tian and the surrounding people were stunned.

This video can be described as a classic on the Internet.

It has evolved into countless video versions of ghosts and animals on the Internet, and has become a video material, and the red-clothed ghost has become famous since then, and Xia Tian was forced to move a small stool to sit next to her to prevent the red-clothed ghost from going crazy again.

It may be that the video was so widely circulated that it actually attracted true Taoists. Today, Qingshui Temple actually sent three old men to recover the ghosts.

Qingshuiguan is a true Taoist priest certified by the Taoist Association, and he still has some skills.

The two old men in their fifties and one old lady in their sixties who came here are probably of higher seniority in Qingshui Temple.

The three of them, dressed in fairy style, arranged the suitcase solemnly, and then opened the zipper to reveal the various magic tools inside, talisman paper, gossip mirror, mahogany sword...

Then an old man said to the long queue of tourists: "Everyone, this red-clothed man is a ghost who has been dead for a hundred years. It is very dangerous. Everyone, run away!"

Xia Tian was so frightened that his heart stopped suddenly. He looked at the surrounding guests and said loudly: "What a ghost, there are no ghosts here!"

The old lady directly slapped Xia Tian on the head, and said angrily: "What do you know? If you don't understand, run for your life!"

Xia Tian swallowed, and forcibly calmed down: "I believe in science. This red-clothed ghost is just an employee. The special effects makeup artist hired by our boss made the makeup. You can't slander us and ruin our business!"

The ghost in red sneered: "The smelly Taoist wants to catch me! Get out of here."

The surrounding crowd suddenly let out a cry.

"Is this acting?"

"Miss Sister brings out kumquats again!"

This sentence made the three old men very angry, and the gray bearded old man who had not spoken all this time raised his head and swung a sword aura, directly overturning the table at the front desk.

There were screams all around, and the crowd quickly dispersed.

Seeing that everyone was gone, the old lady warned: "This brother has practiced his skills for many years, and finally he can borrow strength from Master Wuchang, and he will definitely beat you, a ghost like a ghost."

Seeing that his job was overturned, the ghost in red immediately became angry. Dozens of evil spirits who were originally staying in the haunted house also ran out immediately, exuding a dark aura, making the tourists on the whole floor involuntarily stay away from here.

The old man roared angrily: "Looks like I can only invite Mr. Wuchang to collect ghosts on the spot!"

Old lady: "Brother, can you really invite Master Wuchang?"

"Try it, and then you'll know."

The old man directly cut a hole in his palm with a mahogany sword to let the blood out, chanting words in his mouth, summoning impermanence.

As soon as Song Nuo came over, he saw three old people sitting around to let blood with mahogany swords, muttering words in their mouths.

Song Nuo: "..."

He looked up at Lin Yuwu: "Are Taoists like this these days?"

Lin Yuwu stretched out his arms to grab Song Nuo's shoulders: "Take care of things first."

Xia Tian immediately rushed forward as if seeing a savior: "What should I do?"

Immediately after seeing Lin Yuwu who was holding Song Nuo in his arms, his eyes dimmed.

Song Nuo frowned and said, "You didn't call the police, did you?"

Xia Tian: "Ah, isn't this a supernatural event?"

Song Nuo tilted his head appropriately, his eyes were pure and flawless, and he said in a righteous tone: "What supernatural event? Isn't it because the haunted house was targeted by quack priests because of its scary appearance, and it affected the business and had no choice but to call the police?"

Xia Tian nodded blankly: "Oh."

He immediately stepped aside to call the police.

Song Nuo turned his head to look at the three old ladies who continued to cut their flesh and bloodlet them, fearing that they would continue to pester them endlessly after this matter, and fearing that they would lose too much blood when they were old, so he went over to persuade them obediently: "Why don't you give Wuchang a beating?" What about a phone? Now that technology has advanced, impermanence can no longer be found in the old way.”

The old lady gave Song Nuo a sideways look: "Go away, evil spirits and heretics are actually raising ghosts! Wait for Master Wuchang to come and see him and catch you to the hell forever!"

Song Nuo explained: "Actually, there are people in my underground. These ghosts are the latest ones from the underworld to allow the ghosts to offset the crimes they committed in their previous lives. Now that the times are advancing with the times, the underworld is also gradually updating its mechanism."

"Heh, brat brat is not ashamed!"

"If there is someone underground, I will stand upside down and eat shit."

"The errand is stern and selfless, how can such a deed be allowed!"

Song Nuo: "Farewell, Lord Yan agrees with me to do this."

"I bother!"

Song Nuo saw that the left and right couldn't make sense, so he took out his mobile phone: "Look, please don't disturb our business in the future."

He called Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang, and then put the phone on the ground.

Black and white impermanence floated out of the phone in front of the three of them.

The old lady was extremely excited immediately: "It turns out to be black and white! Gentlemen, look at this man raising a ghost!"

The old man said: "It's just this person, you don't care about it!"

Hei Wuchang ignored them at all, and walked directly to Song Nuo's side: "Master, you have helped me so much, but you are not moved enough to cry and help me draw cards?"

On the contrary, Bai Wuchang explained in a serious and soft voice.

The Taoists finally understood, oh, it turns out that the underworld has really changed.

That young man is actually a special staff member of the underworld, who is responsible for taking in and rehabilitating ghosts.

Oh, it turns out that you only need WeChat to contact Wuchang, and you don't need to use your life.

Three elderly Taoist priests who had never touched a smart phone tremblingly took out the elderly phone, their complexions were red and white, and they seemed to be ten years older in an instant.

Just when they decided to have the audacity to ask for a phone call, the police rushed over.

All of a sudden, the three old Taoist priests who "picked quarrels and provoked troubles" were helped up and taken to the hospital.

That night.

The topic of the haunted house being too realistic and attracting Taoist priests became the top trending topic on Weibo.

The video ended with the announcement that three Taoist priests had been arrested.

Song Nuo turned off his phone, lay in Lin Yuwu's arms, and stretched out his hands to take advantage of Lin Yuwu from time to time. Lin Yuwu didn't know who to send WeChat messages to.

Song Nuo snorted and said, "Do they know that I'm actually the koi and companion of the king of Hades, the kind who has already slept with him!"

Because of Song Nuo's words, Lin Yuwu's hands shook.

He looked up at Lin Yuwu: "What's wrong?"

Lin Yuwu said softly: "Just now I made a voice call by mistake, and it was sent to the Dragon King."

He clicked on the Dragon King's voice.

"Song Nuo, Lin Yuwu, you are limited to tonight, so get over here and explain clearly to me!"